/lit/ - Literature

the cake is a lie

ppppooooosting

kinda looks like Amber on House

>>515907
Nice Portal reference dood.
And I don't have cake, but I DO have a vegan Easter basket consisting of similar (humane) goodies.

Hello? and who do we have here? Enhance! Contrast! Tint! Bright! Sleep mode! Vertical hold!

>>515909
I've never seen House.

Pic unrelated, it's the Easter basket.

>>515914
I actually didn't edit the picture at all.

Joined :D

HEY ITS YOU. kill it with fire

>>515922
Nice to have you along. :D

You can run but you can't hide!

>>515926
No wai.

Unless of course it's in this general area over here.

Blind spot.

tits?

tit? i'll give you my soul.

>>515935
I enjoy this.

>>515942

there is no such thing as a soul.

however, tits are pleasingly real.

tits.

>>515959
I agree.
value soul = false

However, I will not show tits.
Not now.

>>515945

watched the show?

>>515975
In the past. Haven't seen it in ages, though.

>>515962
When tits?

I have a lab report to write up.

shiiieeeettttt

Good things comes to those who wait.

>>515992
And I have maths homework, history notes, 50 pages for an English assignment, discussion questions, and Latin meter scansion to do. O:

fucking UGH @ the whole idea of this thread

hooray, /lit/'s first camwhore

>>516006
Okay.

How does it feel to know you will never know how it feels to have a penis?

>>516008
I like lit a lot. Some of the people here are actually intelligent.

your face looks like a guy's face

>>515903

The best damn thing about 4chan is that it's anonymous, fuck off, we have enough tripfagging/camwhoring as it is.

Except Isabella or whatever her name is, she actually contributes. But the rest of you suck.

Go back to being anon pl0x.

>>516025
Historian is cool too

>>516017
I've actually thought about this a lot. It's very depressing.

>>516021
current party not included

>>515903
>woman
>not an idiot
pick one

This girl is obviously horny and wanting to show people her tits if she's going on cam in front of all of /lit/

>>516038
No.

>>515962

What makes you think you are important enough to warrant an audience?

May I see your menstrual rags?

>>516041
Tease us a little, Koda.

You have a big nose

>>516059
I know.

>>516049
No, they are too far away.

Your cheekbones are too high and stick out too much

>>516067
Well we WERE talking about Native Americans..

>>516041
No spelled Y-E-S.

>>516067

Your mom are too high and puts out too much

>>516072
You totally look like a dude

Your head is shaped almost exactly like an egg

>>516090
Thank you.

WILL YOU EVER SHOW TITZ, I"M DIEING!

>>516095
No.

>>516098
but, why?

>>516098
You ain't too hot at this whole "being a girl on the internet" thing, are you?

Why would anyone want to see the tits of egghead with cheekbones and nose that are too big.?

>>516098
Good. Nobody wants to see those mouldy fat mounds.

>>516102
cause she's cute

>>516102
Exactly!

>>516101
I largely dismiss the concept of gender.

>>516107
Then why do you call yourself a queen..?

>>516107
...

>>516110
I don't. Other people gave me that title and it served as an effective channel name.

>I'm not an idiot.

false advertising

>>516129
No one's talking about anything of importance.

Stop advertising on /lit/ for your stupid chat. As a part time camwhore myself, I deplore these tactics; post on the damn board about your (probably worthless) opinions on books. And for god's sake don't post another fucking picture of your face unless you're holding a piece of god damn classic literature.

Thank you, listening to your inane rambling for a few minutes has put me off socialising with females for life.

>go on livestream
>american accent
>close window

>>516160
I like /lit/nerds. I'm trying to get more of them in here.
:S

>>516168
Sorry.

>>516170
>i need random guys to watch me on cam to boost my fragile ego
ftfy, wench

>>516129
seconded

>>516194
OR:
I'm looking for an intelligent discussion. Appease me.

You get the fuck out of my /lit/.

>>516213
intelligent discussion
digimon and pepsi

>>516213
what makes you think you are intelligent, wench?

>>516213
>intelligent
>reads stephen king
pick one

>>516219
Obviously no one has appeased me yet. :/

>>516220
I'm very book smart, at least. I started attending college when I was eleven, and I'm studying at Harvard this summer..
I'm also conceited.

>>516235
Jesus Christ, get over yourself.

>>516244
They asked. I gave my reasoning.

>>516235
>started attending college when I was eleven, and I'm studying at Harvard this summer
keep telling yourself that

>>516235
Studying what?

Some useless humanities subject?

>>516254
She is American.

>>516256
I'm a Classics major, so yes. I'm taking Intro to Linguistics and Myth and Poetry in Greece and Rome.

if you were that intelligent, you would realise that we are not "gents" over here. we are majority female as far as i can tell. also "gents" is a term commonly used over at /rk9/.

gtfo.

>>516235
SAT score?

My IQ is 195. I shit you not.

>>516271

majority female? On /lit/?

tits or gtfo

>>516284
I'm inclined to agree. We should take a census, though.

>>516284
I am a complete, 100%, girl.

>>516284

most of the

gender:
age:
favourite book:

threads are majority female. this is where i base my evidence.

>>516274
I'll let you know.

>>516289
>implying you can take a valid census on an anonymous message board

>>516292
I make several posts in each of those threads wherein I pretend to be female.

One facet of extreme intelligence, apparently, is the utter lack of common sense. Why put your picture up on 4chan, no less feature yourself in a livestream, when you ought to know full well that it will cause a shitstorm and prevent any glimmer of hope of you having this "intelligent discussion." My advice: Never do this again. Come back in a couple of days. Post anonymously. You will have your discussion then, otherwise you'll be white-knighted by lonely teenagers and trolled by even lonelier 20-somethings.

That is, unless you find your way around this mess. Go on, your best shot, give it. You're intelligent enough to be able to figure this out.

>>516291

this!

>>516302
Actually you are completely wrong on very account.

>>516302
There is no mess. I've met plenty of intelligent people.

>>516300

i don't even know what to say...
good for you?

>>516302
You're missing the point entirely. She's doing this for attention.

>>516314

hey Koda, you really need a fucking secure tripcode.

>>516281
And where did you take this IQ test?

what is interesting about your stream?

>>516330
It was given to me by a psychologist who also said I have Asperger Syndrome.

>>516235
>I started attending college when I was eleven, and I'm studying at Harvard this summer..

lying is so easy on the internet

>>516334

Nothing, that is why I am sincerely sorry to have bothered you /lit/. I promise that I never will again.

>>516323
I'm taking her on face value here.

>>516314
Intelligent people and intelligent discussion are two very different things.

>>516335
...
lol

>>516349
oh ok, have a nice day then.

seriously, stop giving the attention whore what she wants

How does it feel to know that any chance of an academic career will be ruined by the fact that you will be tied down with kids by the time you are 30?

Regardless of whether or not you want them, you will have them.

>>516353
>I'm taking her on face value here.
Might not want to do that with Humpty Dumpty Pinocchio

how many times did you have to suck daddy's dick to get him to bribe your way into harvard?

>>516373
Jesus fucking Christ. WTF.

>>516378

i just keep telling myself that its shooped

>>516373
/thread

>>516378
It is a person who is dead.

I got banned for calling her fat.

Crazy bitch has issues...

>>516358

>>516386
You are wrong, but that is no reason for you to be banned.

>>516386
I doubt that was it.

>>516386
She's clearly insecure and has father issues.

do you realize how hideous you are?

genuine query

>>516399
Ok, I may have been spouting anti-stream propaganda...and called you a cam whore.

Unban me, i'll play nice, (CARROTPENIS)

I got banned for calling her boring.

I didn't get banned because I never went there in the first place and I never will.

i got banned for not wanting to pamper her ego

>I got banned for saying "hai"

you're right she IS a crazy bitch. Everyone leave the stream!!!!!

i got banned because her massive intelligence deemed it right to do so

>+ 123 posts and 28 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

this is why we can't have good things.

Reported.

Enjoy your ban.

>>516438
/lit/ has no moderation

>>516438
who?

You guys are lolworthy.

Lets just all reply while giving this tripfag camwhore more attention.

>>516452

i think its the melted leg that disturbs me most...

>>516452
I came.

>>516450
Agreed, other Koda.

>>516458
It's not melted. On the contrary, the muscles rotted and the bone simply fell out of the skin. It's on the floor if you look at the picture.

>>516462
Get out of here, you. xD

>>516462
I'm the real Koda!

>>516463

thanks, i am no longer disturbed... D:

>>516463
Thanks for the analysis, forensic scientist guy

>>516463
Can you imagine how that would've smelled?

Disregard everything, I suck cock

>>516466
>>xD
gtfo.

>>516467

No I AM!
i got myself a tripcode bitches

>>516452

Imagine the person that has to clean that up. Imagine, how mentaly stable you need to be for that kind of shit.
IMAGINE.

>>516470
Anytime, Tim.

>>516475
i'd freeze dry you and then make some deli sandwiches out of it

>>516478
Guys, you have to believe me, this is the fake. Look, I'll get my own tripcode so you don't have trouble distinguishing.

>>516487
but then you have no girl to make sandwich for you. Epic Paradox

don't camwhore in /lit/

>pushed into learning latin at 8 years old
>done nothing but study for 10 years
>increased pressure from studying at harvard
Enjoy your inevitable mental breakdown after you never manage to live up to your parent's expectations, and life as a frustrated house wife after that.

>>516492
but this could be an impostor USING a tripcode....

>>516499
I was afraid that this was going to happen to me once when I was really constipated

>>516493
cooking is an art that any man of culture must grasp firmly.

>>516492

You are a liar! I am the real Koda. Go away. You have to believe me guys!

>>516475
Probably pretty similar to how your yeast infection smells.

>>516500
My parents don't really care. They're proud of me and obviously financing my pursuits but by no means do they have preset expectations.

if you ever actually become a professor this camwhoring will come back to haunt you

>>516499

science guy! we need you!
is this a hemmoroid?

>>516505
twenty euros says her cunt looks like its brushing its own teeth.

>>516505
My yeast infection went away when I got off birth control.

>>516512
Why would they be proud of you for majoring in latin?

>>516523
how many dicks have you had inside you?

Saber here. Good feet.

>>516524

because only people of an above average IQ can grasp the complex grammar of this now dead language.

>>516517
That's a very severe Uterine Prolapse. Koda should go see a doctor, immediately, or else she may experience renal failure.

>>516535
That rules you out then, honey.

>>516524
Classics, not Latin. You goose.

>>516526
Those of five men. Not at once though, unfortunately.

>>516536
there we have it folks, uterine failure. koda has to go now. everyone say goodbye to koda, wish her a safe trip.

She really is such a dumb whore.

>>516535
But why learn a dead language?

Bye Koda!

no no no... this is MY uterine prolapse

>>516544
5 while being underage?

Whore.

>>516550
Having a very firm knowledge of Latin helps me to understand many other languages. I can understand most Romantic languages, and even Germanic languages have some basis in Latin as well.

For the love of god unban me.

>>516557
and nobody laffed

>>516563
Who are you? I only ban trolls.

>>516558
♥

Enjoy videos of you listing your sexual perversions ruining whatever chance you might've had at becoming a professor

>>516573

well certainly nobody laffed
but maybe somebody laughed

what's the biggest cock you've had, how was it?

ITS A TRAP

>>516586
About three inches, it was shit to be honest, thats why I'm a lesbian now.

>>516579
God forbid professors have personal lives

>>516598
well that's about average for an american

>>516575
Carrotpenis, I wasn't even trolling, you banned me on a whim.

>>516598

This pleases me.

>>516586
I don't really like big cocks. :s

Carrotpenis, you're unbanned.

>find out Koda is a classics major
>my opinion of her immediately doubles

dammit . . .

BTW if you're a mod could you please b& philosopher-chan? He is a straight shit-poster. Not just some faggot who is a regular and trolls occasionally, he has come here for the sole purpose of trolling. And his trolls suck too.

>>516620
Why not?

>>516624
:D
Are you into Classics as well?

I CANT FEEL MY LEGS HELP ME

>>516625

alternative marge has mongoloid downs sinder??

FUCKING CANCER GET OFF MY /LIT/ CAMWHORE

haven't I seen you on /fa/ before?

>>516639

Fuck yeah. I took a Latin course on a whim and haven't found a single subject since that I liked so much. The language is fucking incredibly elegant and the authors themselves aren't so bad either =)

Still need to learn Greek though.

>>516631
I'm shallow.. :S

can't do much but breathe

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

>>516650
Same here! I haven't taken Greek yet either. Also, I love you. Are you in the Livestream?

is spain?

>>516660
Who guards the guardians themselves?

why is hitler?

Koda, please stop it with the lollipop.

>>516662

Nah not in the livestream, not in the mood atm, I'll participate some other time though.

>>516676
Aw, okay.
Until then. Tibi loqui volo. :o

>>516680
II prefer the cute youtube girl who knows Japanese

>>516673
"When is right?"

>>516650
All the latin authors aren't as bad either ? What are you fucking insane ?

>>516695
I don't like Catullus. I love Ovid, especially the Metamorphoses. And Vergil is simply a genius.

>>516699
Cool. You like the two most famous Roman works ever

>>516708
Well she is female. At least she's trying, that's all that counts.

>>516699
Oh. And Cicero. In Catilinam = ♥, even if he was writing for political (id est courtroom) reasons.

>>516699
Virgil has two 'i's. Latin fail.

>>516730
You're fucking stupid.

>>516730
Cont.:
His actual name is Vergilius. The modern version of that is Vergil. Idiots call him Virgil because they're idiots.

>>516743
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD.

virgil sounds like a virgin

describe your first sexual encounter.

how did it happen?

>>516757
My dog kept scooting his bottom across the floor of my house. I wanted to see what he was doing and why he was doing it. The rest is history.

>>516757
Committed boyfriend. Hurried, nervous awkward fucking for 10 minutes while his dad went to pick up his mom from work.

How do you feel about LADY GAGA

>>516766
I love her. She is my idol.

>>516770
cool

>>516757

don't even ask.
obvious virgin is obvious.

how do you feel about David Bowie

>>516778
Good question

>leave /lit/ for several weeks happily reading books
>visit /lit/ for more book suggestions
>see this thread
>despise /lit/ for this thread
fuck you /lit/ you got shitty fast

How do you feel about the move Avatar

>>516778
I love him. In all forms. The Thin White Duke reigns forevermore.

>>516786
I love that too.

how do you feel about centipedes

>>516302
Thank you! Finally...

Go back to /b/

It's more your intelligence level.

how do you feel about the depletion of the ozone layer and the radiation we're being subjected to

How do you feel about Legend of the 10 Elemental Masters by Nick Smith

how do you feel about geology

I detect samefag.

how do you feel about the great gastuby

how do you feel about pizza for breakfast

how do you feel about the lense thirring effect

how do you feel about you breast and pussy when you are horny

>>516809
Try again, moron.

how do you feel about spain

how does it feel to be useless at math?

how do you feel about north korea

>>516819
I'm actually really good at math..

how do you feel about lecrab?

>>516819
I am excellent at math. I have an IQ if 195 and I understand Euler's formula perfectly

>>516826

>an IQ if

>>516824
>high school math
ftfy

how do you feel about bitches out of the kitchen

>Attention whore
>Vegan
>"I'm not an idiot."
Haha, oh you so silly.

>>516829
Never said my typing was good.. xD

how do you feel about CP

>talk books with me.

That's clearly what has happened thus far.

how do you feel about 9/11 WAS A INSIDE JOB

if you are so smart, why are you camwhoring on 4chan?

how do you feel about questions

>>516837
She mentioned that she likes the two most famous Roman poets who have ever lived

>>516837
Unfortunately not. ><;

how do you feel about democrats vs republicants

how do you feel about me

what is your favorite anime..

how do you feel about dream pop

how do you feel about britney spears

how do you feel about weed poop

how do you feel about narcotic substances like marijuana

>>516853
Wolf's Rain.

Yankees or Red Sox, who's gonna win tonight?

>>515903
This is all just about you being just about you being just about you isnt it?
You care about lit?
Heres a quote:
"I will not be a widow, and I will never mourn."

how do you feel about twilight

>>516865
i watched htat on cartoon network years ago

how do you feel about boogers

how do you feel about babby

>>516848
Communism.

do you ahve stairs in ur house.?

We've almost done it. Thread is almost over. KEEP GOING, CHAPS.

all your base are belong to us?

IT'S A LIE EVERYONE, SHE SHOWS NO TITS!

how do you feel about homosexuals

>>516880

Why do you feel the need to have constant attention from men to validate your existence?

how do you feel about communist tensions

+1

how do you feel about scrotie mcboogerballs

>>516889
this is a good question

>>516880
When did this happen?

eve been fucked senseless be4 cuz i cud do that 4 u i hav a rly big dong

>>516896
april 3rd 2010 8:34 PM

>>516880
oh wow, there goes her chances of ever holding an academic position

how do you feel about publishers

>>516906
Umm...why? You think academics have never been nude before?

what if the matrix was about pizza..?

how do you feel about pee

>>516910
I have never been nude before because I am taht guy from American TV sitcom Arrested Devel9opment

Threads almost gone. Threads almost gone. Almost gone. Yeah, it's almost gone.

Where will you be... when the threads is gone?

>>516910
they have more sense than to appear online in amateur porn

no one would recruit her knowing that, they would know it would tarnish their reputation

>>516920
makin a new fuckin thread. hell yea

what if you punched your friend so hard he turned into a door?

>>516918
GOB?

>>516925
what are those lines on her abdomen..?

So, why do you get naked for /s/, but not for /lit/ you whore?

Hey... you, me, some stuff from the Marquis de Sade, and some beer. How about it? XD

>>516931
stretch marks from being so fat

>>516931
> has never seen a naked womanin real life

>>516880
>>516919
>>516925
I love you whoever you are Mr Tankadin

>>516937
they look more like creases from bending herself over too much or something

>>516939
lol.. but yeah, youre right

Notice how she has stopped posting since her disgusting nudes have been posted?

>>516935
YES
YES
AND MORE YES!!!
I love Marquis de Sade.

Also, yes, lines from bending over at computer.

>>516947
Don't worry, your lovable little Koda is still here! I'll never leave you guys. :3

>>516947
I think we finally might've gotten rid of her.

inb4 nope.

>>516950
I also have those lines but there are three of them and each one goes halfway across my abdomen

>>516951
So why do you get naked for /s/ but not /lit/?

bamp

>>516967
That is not even necessary.

The thread is on auto-sage

>>516951
>your
you'll never be mine ;_;

mission complete men

>>516977
it only took 3 hrs

>>516974
That post wasn't even me.

>>516977
Good work, bros. XD

>>516981
even worse ;_;

Now, Koda, fuck the hell off. Don't come back. We don't want you here. Do not make a new thread.

Where did the stream get to?

I enjoyed the stream last night, just saying.

Everytime you try to make a new thread your nudes will be posted and your claim of not being an idiot will be laughable

>>516996
this
We don't like you, I hope this thread has taught you that

>>516986
>>516996
>>517001
i love you /lit/

never let whores get in the way of your literature

and she's offline, SUCCESS

>>517004
agree wit dis

>>517004
Alternatively, discuss literature with them..but obviously you guys are social retards.

Ok, /lit/ go back to discussing the same five books over and over, making George RR Martin Jokes, and trolling Ayn Rand again. The fun is over. /lit/ can return to its previous shithole of a self now.

>>517018
Adieu!

>>517018
You don't know any literature. You are mentally retarded, and a woman. Now begone with you, demonbeast!

Why are you offline? ;_;

I just got here ;_;

lol, 4chan is so funny.

Sorry your thread got derailed, Koda.

>>516699
Yeah, Vergil is awesome stuff

bump

is this thread auto-saging?

>>517051
It's okay. I don't mind.