/lit/ - Literature

>engaging in pleasant activities

>tfw all your orgasms are shit lately

send help

>tfw premature ejaculations even when you can control it
welp. i wonder how horrible i'll be if i ever get laid

>masturbation
>not the antinatalist's greatest weapon

It's not a vice, it's a virtue.

>nofap for a week
>always angry and/or upset
>crying at the littlest things
>every muscle in body sore
>depression at a high
>dizziness/nausea
>can barely walk
>constant thoughts about rape and murder

This and the constant boner which hurts my penis makes me think all that nofap stuff is full of shit and that it's extremely healthy top masturbate

>>5241382
>nofap
Enjoy your prostate cancer

>>5241520
this.

>>5241382
it's official
the ugh....feminine males (hard to call you males) are more bitchy and whiney than any goddamn female on the planet

ITT: the most pathetic human beings alive

Some of us masturbate differently.

>>5241520
>nofap
>prostate cancer
>mfw i actually get laid and dont need to fap
>therefore
>nofap
>equals
>no prostate cancer

having an actual life and not preconceived notions based on fear and lack of experience and knowledge can enlighten you to some things, faggot.

>>5241574
faggot

>>5241573
why does every dragon dildo owner on 4chan feel the need to display their sexuality. for what purpose is this done? the shock value is long gone by now

>>5241597
Dragon dildos aren't a sexuality, although stirnerite might be.

>>5241597
Humor?

>>5241597
>filename

>>5241597
I suspect most dragon dildo owners don't actually use them and just bought them to be funny on the internet. Considering that those dildos run upwards 50$, it's a big investment that is guaranteed to make their internet friends laugh

>>5241629
>upwards 50$
They start at $80 and only get more expensive. That one probably costs more than the ereader. And who the fuck spends a hundred dollars for the rolls royce of sex toys to not use it?

I think for the greater good of humanity we should enforce masturbation as the only acceptable form of sexual release.
The idea that penises go in vaginas is the source of 50% of the planet's misery. (the rest is religion :^) )

>>5241574
have fun with 20 years of child support and dealing with a horrible hag

>>5241573
It's not that it's BAD that you can afford to spend 80$ on a fake dragon penis while there are undernourished children in the United States. Just like the people who have watched more hours of anime than hours in the entire lives of third world infants.

But when people see stuff like this, They start to think; "Hey maybe these kids in the ghetto would be better off with breakfest instead of this person with their dragon penis."

>>5241673
more people = more problems
stop procreating, fuckers.

>>5241727
They can work their way up to a minimum wage job and frivolously buy one just like anyone else. Also your argument is completely invalid in like 3 other ways, probably way more.

>>5241727
Why would anyone think that? Dragon dildos appeal to a niche market, as do many products.

People being poor doesn't assuage dildo-makers to change their function.

>>5241382
You are probably suffering more from withdraw than from "nofap". You sound like someone trying to quit smoking.

>>5241727
Who gives a fuck if there are starving poor people.

We need them to make our cheap clothes with slave labour. Also, if everyone was fed and well off, the population would be 40 billion, as evidenced by Nigerians and their disgusting birth rate, but lower child mortality than ever.

>>5241780
Gotta have those endorphins.

>>5241382
>one week
Those are withdrawal signs you idiot. Keep going for at least a month and you'll see what it's all about.

>>5241313
It makes you weak. Usually I go at least once a day. I'm going to try to hold out for a few weeks as of yesterday. The dribbling I've been getting lately ain't cutting it.

weeks 1-3 are difficult but if you can beat the 3 week hump you're fine for months

>>5241841
Man, after 3 days I was practically humping everything in sight. It seems sort of pointless to me.

>>5241841
until you get prostate cancer at 60

fucking idiot. You have those urges for a reason. How about you do "no shit" next.

fucking christians man.

>no fap
>thinking about sex even in my dreams

My system is you find a non arousing picture of a pretty girl and look at it before bed each night. When you're at the point where the picture alone gives you a full on woodie, you find some porn and go for it

>>5241864
>I have to masturbate for my health, guys, I swear

>>5241791
Don't shoot the messenger, but if you wanna keep up with your charade you better be cool.

>>5241886
I masturbate because my body tells me to ejaculate like it does to clear my throat or scratch my back.

It is a biological function. To ignore it is ignorant of biology.

>>5241792
Should work out.
>You seem more attractive to girls
>Gives you something to talk about with normal people
>Will find 3DPD females more attractive, may work up the nerve to go out with them
>More testosterone, less likely to accept friend zone

>>5241905
>Gives you something to talk about with normal people

>>5241883
This is like quintessential 4chan

>>5241905
This seems like pseudo-scientific nonsense to me. I mean, I know exercise is good and all that, but the benefits you're listing seem pretty bullshit.

>>5241574
Fapping is superior. Quick, pragmatic, no one gets hurt.

>no fap
>2 months
>think daily about fighting with gymfags

crazy shit

>>5241573
go to bed feminister

>>5241727
Children starve because people reproduce without being able to afford it. No need to take it out on some upstanding citizen who likes toys.

>>5241932
Maybe. You can change your body but that may not change you from being an anti-social pussy. Some people feel their physical changes give them a boost in confidence which will probably do more for your social life than your body ever will (unless you turn into a calvin-klein model or something).

Exercising can make you happier, so it can take off the edge of not fapping at least.

>>5241932
He's right though.
>You seem more attractive to girls
You have muscles. Bitches are hard-wired to be attracted to that. Also natural confidence breeds attraction.
>Gives you something to talk about with normal people
Well, normal people who work out, do shit outside, cook their own meals and don't watch tv.
>Will find 3DPD females more attractive, may work up the nerve to go out with them
More testosterone from muscle mass, see above and below
>More testosterone, less likely to accept friend zone
Not only do you have the will, but the strength to hip drive your way through a brick wall.

>>5241883
a fascinating gift to the goddess I see.
Imagine when the archeologists dig you up and find out you papered your floor with magazines full of anatomically splayed vaginas. Imagine what their psyches, their morals would make of that, irrespective of our times, I think they would make up somekinda weird neoneoneopagan revival cult around it and chant to it, over this one image that a dude left on the floor of his dorm, a bimbo spreading her beaver with a pierced nipple, aa pierced tongue and a middle finger flying high in the air. Would you think that's a responsible way to bring up kids?

>>5241883
What?

>>5241981
His system is you find a non-arousing picture of a pretty girl and look at it before bed each night. When you're at the point where the picture alone gives you a full on woodie, you find some porn and go at it.

Not before, not (much) after (this anon assumes.

>>5241905
>Should work out.
>Should
I thought all of /lit/ was ripped? We're not all ripped?

>>5241958
Dude, actual full-time jobs went into the creation of that product.

>>5241967
>He's right though.
Prove it with more than your tenuous half-understanding of bio-social evo psychology please.

Besides, this is a tangent. The point is that masturbating makes me feel good, and due to my already high testosterone levels, I need to masturbate at least once a day. So whatever.

Also
>normal people
Who wants to talk to them? I prefer extraordinary people, personally. That's who I talk to. Normal people can continue to waste their time talking about nonsense.

>>5241990
my wrists are smaller than a little girl's and I weigh 120

>>5241990
A strong mind is useless without a strong body. Look at writers and engineers over a hundred years ago. They were swimming and running and trekking through the fringes of the world.

>>5242008
I'll make you my gf, if you want.
I'm 6 foot 4 inches, ripped, and have a 7 and a half inch cock.

>>5242024
>we should do what people did 100 years ago
So we should die of polio and dysentery?

>>5242006
You're cute when you try to rationalize your failings with women and your addiction to masturbation. I might be able to help you with that if you'd let me It's okay, I'm a girl when I'm wearing a skirt.

>>5242034
>he thinks athleticism and travelling is the same as polio and dysentery
Have fun never getting life experience to write about.

>>5242027
It`s an invite?

>>5241751
>>5241769
It seems like a sign of extravagance to the broad masses of the working class, a status item, and you are flaunting it at them, which will anger their sense of economy. Something you can afford, being a dragon pervert and all, while their sense of morality is degraded by the presence of this alien thing being visible to the public eye?

>>5242043
My point is that saying we should do things like they did 100 years ago is stupid, because society and the people in it are completely different.

>>5242040
>implying many things

It's cute how you project yourself onto people you know nothing about while deflecting attention from your adherence to pseudo-science. Does that make you an "alpha"?

>>5241382
It's bullshit, don't do it.

>>5242046
>working classes
>sense of morality

Well they went right along with interracial marriage, de-segregation, sexual promiscuity, homosexuality, and now transgenderism and white guilt, so I think it's pretty clear that the working classes are willing to put up with basically any sort of abuse from the elites as long as they keep getting the telly beamed into their houses.

Every habit is a bad habit. a habit is a comfortable blanket of burden. Settle into a habit and you'll quit thinking.

>>5241574
>tfw girlfriend lives 30 minutes away
>don't get to see her everyday
>need to ejaculate every day

>>5242051
I know you're point, and it's retarded. A pathetic excuse to stay cooped up in side and waste away physically just because society is different.

Being healthy and seeing the world, gaining experience, will never go out of date. Don't kid yourself.

>>5242051
Both society and the people in it have become much worse. The Victorian era was the apogee of our civilization. WWI and WWII collectively destroyed the European gene pool, and Jewish miscegenation, migration, and media propaganda programs did the same to the America gene pool.

>>5242070
Who says I stay inside all day? I just don't get self-righteous about it and pretend I'm the sole force fighting against the supposed degradation of society.

>>5242058
>civil rights
>abuse
back to /pol/

>>5241905
>less likely to accept the friend zone
What happens then? You rape the girl?

>>5242084
Nobody is saying that, sperglord.
We said getting outside and being fit is a good thing and you started whining about how just because people did that 100 years ago doesn't mean they have to now.

>>5242046
The masses are poor spirit. They don't seek what is best or what is sturdy and adequate, things that enrich them; only what is now, or status symbols with no quality.

It's cheaper than a sports car, cheaper than a custom classical guitar, cheaper than a fly fishing pole, cheaper than month's worth of homebrew beer.

Cheaper than cable and internet, cheaper than a pair of name brand shoes, cheaper than the average potheads weed bill.

The only thing it degrades is their inability to budget towards greater goals. People with passion already spend way more and understand.

>>5242093
>backpedaling

I think we're done here.

>>5242087
That's completely irrelevant to the point. Elites have trampled on working class morality repeatedly since all these "liberation" movements began and they haven't revolted. The working class is a sickening mass of parasites that will never fight for itself as long as the bread and circuses continue. This has been clearly demonstrated by a history of allowing and going along with elites re-shaping their society according to elite whims.

Working class morality can only be preserved in a strong, autocratic society governed by a traditionalist hereditary elite. Also we should burn down Harvard and other sources of subversion.

>tfw waste 40 minutes of your life, everyday, searching/browsing/watchin/masturbating

i NEED to quit porn

>>5242093
You are talking about 100 years ago as if it's somehow massively different from today. You think people don't go outside now? You think people didn't stay in then? Are you this committed to false nostalgia?

>>5242107
>morality
LOL enjoy chasing your spooks

>>5242058
>>5242070

fuck off /pol/ I'll degrade what I want.

>>5242112
I don't know what post you think I made but you're clearly a complete retard.

>>5242106
You don't even know what that means.

Masturbation is a fascinating phenomena. I definitely think taking a moral stance towards it is unproductive. It has its roots in so many "contemporary" places though (hyper/permissive sexualization, mass commercialization and consummability, the relationship between sex and work etc.) that it's very difficult to theorize summarily.

>all these fap addicts ITT

No you wonder you guys will never finish writing your novel or whatever silly shit you guys dream of conjuring.

>>5242110
Hentai doujins can consume 3+ hours of my day when I decide to fap. I actually enjoy following the storylines while floating in that sea of chemicals more than I enjoy the orgasm, so I prolong it for ages.

>>5242027
uhh. no thank you. I have a girlfriend even with my disadvantage, faggot

>>5242091
>Friendzoned
>Rape chick
>Two options
>1) She avoids you at all costs, possibly calls the cops
>She is no longer your friend
>2) She secretly wants to get taken by a strong assertive male
>She loves it
>You are in the relationship / fuck-buddy zone

Win-win. Unless you don't want to go to jail. Then it may be win-most-likely-lose

>>5242024
They were actually mostly being haughty in salons.

>>5242129
Hence why everyone here is opposed to any sort of faith, ideology, or spirituality that actually requires sustained practice as opposed to intellectual masturbation.

>>5242129
>you guys will never finish writing your novel or whatever silly shit you guys dream of conjuring.

Shh. Some still think they actually have talent.

>>5242142
That was the 18th century, not the 20th.

>>5242140
>I have a girlfriend even with my disadvantage, faggot
When did I say I didn't already have one?
She doesn't have to know.

>>5242125
>I don't know what post you think I made but you're clearly a complete retard.
Stunning response. You're clearly the superior intellect with reasoning like that.

>>5242155
>getting this riled about not wanting to go outside and live
Whatever man, enjoy your sad life.

>ITT: /lit/ vs /fit/

>>5242163
I go outside and live plenty. I'm just calling out your sad false nostalgia.

>People were so much better 100 years ago! Don't ask me how I know or I'll call you a faggot!
That's you. You sound like that.

>yfw cutcock
>tfw you will never make a woman cum
>tfw your dick literally has no feel

fuck this entire plane of existence

>>5242188
People were objectively better 100 years ago.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/the-sideshow/researchers-western-iqs-dropped-14-points-over-last-180634194.html

Medieval Europe was the Golden Age. The Silver Age ended with WWI. We are living in the Bronze Age of our civilization.

>>5242193
I've never seen this before, I love it.
It just perfectly sums up how pathetic babydicks are.

Have proper circumcised men ever made gay ass charts like that trying to justify their penises? No.

Babydicks try so fucking hard to make people not laugh at their cheese tubes. It's classic.

>>5242193
Would getting circumsized reduce my urge to masturbate?

Serious question.

>>5242205
Oh man. A Yahoo News link. Great evidence. Did you even follow the link on the site? It doesn't link to the original research. It links to a blog that again cites the fact without giving a link to the actual study.

So basically all you've proven is that you're a sucker for believing in sensationalized clickbait.

Besides, didn't you know that IQ tests have been reformulated in the past 100 years? Hard to compare the scores. I mean, maybe they took that into account, maybe they didn't. We don't know, because the research is behind a paywall and you haven't read it.

Furthermore, IQ tests are hardly an objective measure of intelligence.

So, you're just proving further what a total twat you sound like, and how will you are to grasp at straws to preserve your false nostalgic delusions.

Pathetic. Maybe you ought to train your brain a little harder.

>>5241357
if you look at porn, you might not even be able to get it up

>>5242235

>proper circumcised men

I feel females are retarded.I pick masturbation.So deal with it.

>>5242241
You didn't even read the article, obviously. They didn't use IQ tests. They used measures of reaction time, which correlate very well with IQ.

The research's source is indicated quite clearly.

>Michael A. Woodley of Vrije Universiteit in Brussels, Jan te Nijenhuisc of the University of Amsterdam and Raegan Murphy of the University College Cork in Ireland conducted a meta-analysis of the slowing of simple reaction time -- in indication of general intelligence.

>The study, published in the journal Intelligence

>>5242241
Ohhh, I'm figuring it out now.
You think it's just one person disagreeing with you.

>>5242261
So you read the study, and not just the sensationalize article?

No?

Well I guess my point still stands. You don't know what you're talking about.

>>5242235
Holy moly shouldnt you be killing kids in Gaza right now?

>>5242273
I'm aware that plenty of people on 4chan derive their sense of self worth from pretending that the world is "degenerate" and they've somehow risen above it. It wouldn't surprise me if they all became defensive when someone began poking at their house of cards.

I'm on my phone, but please act as if I had posted a picture of many asses spraying shit on each other.

>>5242098
It's the dick of an anthromorphize mythological beast associated with the apocalypse, you think there aren't preachers on 4chan right now looking at all the dragon dicks they're showing off in ungodly places?

>>5241382

There is absolutely no need for nofap other than to prove you have some willpower. It's a pointless thing to prove as masturbation is more healthy than it is not.

>>5242286
>projecting this hard
Stay jelly that women are grossed out because your nasty uncut dick looks like Shai-Hulud.

It's never too late to get cut.

>>5242293
I love that you've just degraded to the point of writing all this inane bullshit that you think sounds 'cool' to try and prove your point.

>>5241905

even the pseuds at yourbrainonporn know there is no change (or marginal at best) in testosterone.

People,people,people,chillax,we all love waifus and hentais and we all like basketball boobs,so why fight?Group hug

>>5242306
I love that you have no point to make and are so defensive you're still trying to argue. It shows how full of shit you and your ilk are.

>>5242193
Ever been part of a warrior tribe? Son.

>>5242286

don't trigger him

the trauma from having half the skin on his dick removed before he was even a day old is likely to make he violent and unstable

http://www.cirp.org/library/psych/boyle6/

>>5242293
Please, your incessant babbling serves only to hamper my plyoric valve.

>>5242205

The very existence of the Flynn effect shows that is complete bullshit. They have to change the median every decade to adjust for the three point rise.

I thought fighting over penises was a thing reserved for gay men and twelve year olds.

>>5242325
>I thought fighting over penises was a thing reserved for gay men and twelve year olds.
This guy is going places

>>5241357
your pelvic floor is unbalanaced. go to pegym.com

>>5242312
>no point to make
But I already made my point. Restating it endlessly is useless.

Going outside, being active, healthy, and gaining real experience is something everyone should do. That was my original point, that's still my point. It always will be.

>>5241520
You're a pseudo-intellectual clown.

>>5242331
One question.Is it wrong to practice sports AND masturbate?

>>5242331
>Going outside, being active, healthy, and gaining real experience is something everyone should do. That was my original point, that's still my point. It always will be.
But no one was denying that point. The only thing people took exception to was the self-righteous way you stated it and your use of false nostalgia as "evidence".

>>5242334
No. Masturbation is an excellent addition to any cardio workout.

>>5242324
The Flynn effect is just the effect of urbanization you dolt. The abstractions of contemporary urban living make urban populations better at taking IQ tests, thus the average rises along with urbanization. It doesn't mean they've gotten any smarter. Reaction times correlate with intelligence but are not subject to any kind of misleading Flynn effect. What that study is saying is that if our contemporary levels of urbanization were equivalent to those of 1889, our average IQ would be 14 points lower than those of the Victorians.

Fun Fact:Did you know Malisians marry at age 15 to avoid masturbation?

>>5242334

There may be a marginal improvement in performance if you masturbate shortly before a sporting event. The conventional wisdom has been proven wrong.

>>5242335
Let me see, lets find my first post, >>5242043 There it is. And you argued that point claiming that society is different and being a sperglord.

>>5242235

>dissing the foreskin when you've never had one

Only on 4chan

>>5242344
>is just the effect

Nice over-simplification/handwave. There are many contributing factors of the Flynn effect and none (unless you have some ground breaking research that indicates otherwise) are fully understood.

Even the study you are mentioning account for the Flynn Effect and recognizes the validity of it but explains it as a genotypic intelligence and not what they are discussing in specific.

>>5242469

phenotypic*

>>5242468

>The Jewish philosopher Maimonides (1135–1204) insisted that faith should be the only reason for circumcision. He recognised that it was "a very hard thing" to have done to oneself but that it was done to "quell all the impulses of matter" and "perfect what is defective morally." Sages at the time had recognised that the foreskin heightened sexual pleasure. Maimonides reasoned that the bleeding and loss of protective covering rendered the penis weakened and in so doing had the effect of reducing a man's lustful thoughts and making sex less pleasurable. He also warned that it is "hard for a woman with whom an uncircumcised man has had sexual intercourse to separate from him."[25][26][27][28]

>He also warned that it is "hard for a woman with whom an uncircumcised man has had sexual intercourse to separate from him."

>yfw cutfags will always get cheated on

>>5242350
That was an illustrative point to show that your appeal to degeneration theory was highly flawed. Nothing more.

>all this degeneracy ITT

Seek out the mercy of Christ, my fallen brothers.

>>5241967
I see /fit/ is here.
Heep draahve

>tfw you're edging but cum before you want to
its a good quality cum but I don't 'feel' good because I'm disappointed

>>5241520

You know you'll just have a wet dream eventually if you don't fap right?

>>5241313
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>>5242177
irl /fit/ would get stomped

Do their muscles stop rifle rounds? How about trip wire, spiked pit falls, and cyanide projectiles?

Bumbling retards who are more enslaved to women than /r9k/, the lot of them.

>>5242055
>>5242040
Just fuck already.

>>5242237
No... Still at it 5 times a day
.

>>5241938
>Fapping is superior. Quick, pragmatic, no one gets hurt.

Is your semen poisonous?

>>5243835
If the girl regrets it she can put you in jail for months awaiting trial on her say-so alone. Sex is too dangerous. This is exactly how the Jews want white people to think and act, of course, but it is the reality on the ground at this point in time.

>>5243375
Most of fit does it as a hobby as well as a way to look better. It's fun to hit PRs and be able to feel strong. Most people on there don't have any illusions that they are superheros, or even natural fighters.

>>5242065
Then get off 4chan faglord

>>5241344
Take a week or two off of fapping and porn.

>>5242065
>sleeping well is a bad habit
>eating well is a bad habit

kek

>>5241334
>implying denying pleasurable activities isn't pleasurable for you

>>5241344
Pop a couple Benadryls ~30 minutes before fapping.

>>5241727
Peter Singer pls go

>>5241313
>stop masturbating for 3 days
>crazy intense wet dreams
There is no porn, legal or not, that can compare to what I've seen and felt.

>>5245841
>having wet dreams above the age of 12
b&

>>5245902
I never had any until I was about 20. I started masturbating as soon as it was physically possible so my body never had the opportunity.

>tfw never had a wet dream
>tfw been strangling the cunt python since all but less than a dozen

oi