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An Assaddiction: Forbidding Mourning.

>>5453851

That was already done before, Anon.

Long ago I made a troll thread about Nicki Minaj ass, asking other /lit/ users for poems. I wrote a poem myself. I was not expecting the thread to be so popular.

Another Anon collected some of the poems. Here it is the collection:

http://www.viewdocsonline.com/document/4pdv0t

>>5453862
That's actually a pretty good title.

There's some talent here on /lit/ and I think a poetry book by us could make the New York Times Best Seller list. We can divide the book chapters into types of poems.

>>5453913

we've already got a novel. the next logic step is short stories and poetry

>>5453912
But that's not a published book and it's specifically only about Nicki Minaj.

What I'm thinking of is an ass poem anthology.
Kim Kardashian deserves a few several.

>>5453927
I'm willing to contribute.

Bumping with inspiration.

>>5454188

>>5454188

brb writing ulysses 2.0

>>5454205
I believe in you, anon.

Too contemporary and mainstream, I'm afraid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxtIRArhVD4

>>5454207

>>5454210
Not really, despite all these publicity stunts big asses are still disrespected and wholly unappreciated.
There are millions of guys out there that think an ass in tight clothing equals a big ass.

>>5454215
>wholly unappreciated

Culturally, 2014 could be dubbed the year of big asses.

/lit/ = bandwagon jumper?

Why not a poetry book about clitorises? Oh yea, no one here knows what they are.

>>5454215
>>5454219
>Culturally, 2014 could be dubbed the year of big asses.
Please explain how.
Nicki Minaj released Anaconda but the hype is already dying, what else happened that deems 2014 worthy of "year of big asses"?

>>5454215

>despite all these publicity stunts big asses are still disrespected and wholly unappreciated

LOL no they're disrespected on fat bitches maybe but big asses with good hip/body ratio are loved by almost every straight man out there lol what are you even talking about m8

>>5454226
>big asses with good hip/body ratio are loved by almost every straight man out there
You don't get out much do you? Most guys still prefer tits.

>>5454223
Kardashians, feminism, VMAs every ass on stage
Iggy, Nicki, women who are famous becuase of their ass

>>5454223

>>5454215
>despite all these publicity stunts big asses are still disrespected and wholly unappreciated.

no

>>5454228
>You don't get out much do you? Most guys still prefer tits.

Why should we have to choose?

>>5454231

implants as fuck

>>5454230
Nicki Minaj has been famous since 2009.
Kim Kardashian since 2007.
Nothing special happened at the VMA's, Nicki preformed Anaconda but it was less scandalous than the official video.

And more people make fun of Iggy Azeala for looking like a man and being racist than they focus on her ass.

Feminism? Seriously?

>>5454234
Not every woman with a big ass has implants.

The woman in that pic specifically has a naturally fat ass but she uses a corset shaper thingy to make her waist look smaller.
She looked better before.

>>5454231

>>5454228

don't be a tardfuck, son. the topic was never what they preferred.

>>5454243
The fact remains though that no matter how much you want to believe it all guys don't love fat asses.

I've met a ridiculous amount of people that hate them and actually like the exact opposite.

>>5454235
No, count the asses pointed at the VMAS, way more than usual, I'm not going to argue this anymore, there has never been a bigger focus on women's (big) asses in culture than this year.

Guess pop's brainwashing worked on you; you don't propose a poetry book about anything important, just the pre-programmed preponderance of big women's asses you've seen recently.

>>5454242

>>5454248
>implying I'm OP
Nice one.
>about anything important
There's nothing more important than big asses, faggot.

>>5454246

>The fact remains though that no matter how much you want to believe it all guys don't love fat asses.

i said most. not all.

your reading comprehension has been a consistent lol you need to stop.

>>5454250

>>5454255
Saying most men love big asses would still be incorrect, tard-ass.

>>5454246

>I've met a ridiculous amount of people that hate them

No one cares how many asians and closet faggots you've met.

>>5454259

>>5454260

Only because there are so many East Asians men.

Submission:

With every step the heavens shake
Hearts wind aflutter and the earth's plates break
On the dance floor it backs up just right
Image embedded in our hearts, it helps us sleep tight

>>5454268
>>5454262
Most of the guys I've met who talk shit about big asses are white.

>>5454264

>>5454295

>>5454295

>>5454292

Again, no one cares how many closet faggots you've met.

>>5454330
Why are you still responding?

>>5454331

You're right I'm ruining the integrity of an otherwise great thread. I apologize.

>>5454329

>>5453964
>few several
is this an actual phrase

kims ass is seriously horrible

>>5453851
High test Alfa Male

Hourglasses crumble to ashes
textile tears the fabric of society
engulfed by shaking asses
voluptuous piety

who is posting deformed woman

>>5454463

It looks like somebody stuffed pudding into some jeans.

>>5454381

>>5453851
There are some quality butts in this thread. Actually, i had the idea of making a text on how beautiful round women and bbw are. Or at least taking an example of one, and describing her... I don't know about a poem though.

>>5454545
Everyone?

>>5454987
Please contribute, maybe this thread can still make it somewhere.

>>5455062
If i get inspired enough, i'll share it here

>>5455092
I'll be hoping.

>>5454463
>>5454545
>>5454546
Faggots.

>>5455131

>>5455146
Safely running out of SFW pics.

>>5455199
*Slowly
I don't know why I would use that word anyway, I'm quickly running out of them.

i like big butts and i cannot lie

actually i think someone else has already done that one

>>5455199
Do girls know...how much of a turn on those kinda pants are when you actually have a nice booty? Hard to not walk with a raging boner when you see those in the streets, seriously.

>>5455146
pls b trap

>>5455312
Oh my god! You sexist pervert, girls wearing yoga pants isn't about your penis!

>>5455312
Some of them don't others are clueless.

>>5455336
It's not.

>>5455342
sorry if i'm turned on, but not sorry. I'm not sexist, and i can appreciate a woman's body without being agressive about it. I'm just saying what a lot of guys AND girls think. Too bad reality shocks you.

of course they know anon, they are playing with your mind. that's what girls do

now stop asking silly questions and get back to reading or whatever

>>5455354
tell them about your boner 'my body my rules' :3

>>5455199

I spied a lass in Herald Square
And introduced myself
She had a grand 'ol derriere
I wondered how it smelt

I fixed upon courting the maid
Devoted all my wit
Upon her ass (it made the grade)
And not upon her tit

O wondrous bottom, plump and fair!
She dropped her sable pants
Exalted arse, all round not square
And did her twerking dance

Of course I went and messed it up
As I am wont to do
I stuck my nose into her rump
But fled from an ochre spew

Oh cursed day, Fortuna's Wrath
I think you know this tale
I plunged too deep, too quick, too fast
I should have brought a pail

>>5455481

>>5455721
>But fled from an ochre spew
What?

>>5455742

>>5455760

La sua rotonditade
illumina il mio viso;
e del caduco giovine
rischiara sempre il cor.

A fin dell'atto santo
che poggia sugli umani
giace la donna rorida
al coito fatigar;

che quante volte l'ebbe
le mani sul suo globo
giuliva stese i gomiti
al fremito del piacer;

e Dio già pose il coto
dell'uomo alle due sfere
giulive e care, pallide
foriere di virtù.

>>5455748
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ochre?show=0&t=1411140137

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/spew

>>5455764
Artificial to the point of looking a bit better than a sex doll.

>>5455764

>>5455772
That's fucking disgusting, what's wrong with you?

>>5455783
I'm not the guy who wrote it. Ask him.

>>5455774
nice meme bro

La miglioria del cielo in basso posta
rende l'uomo festante e giocondo,
perché l'avere codesto ben rotondo
è del gioco vitale bella posta.

Quando furace, al globo lui s'accosta
s'apparecchia per lui codesto mondo,
che par maligno al diavolo più mondo:
difatti il bene al scelo è cosa opposta.

>>5455791
I really mean it. She is ugly as hell.

>>5455786
Good point.

>>5455721
>But fled from an ochre spew
That's fucking disgusting, what's wrong with you?

>>5455771
>>5455793
No one speaks Chinese here faggot.

O Mistress Steatopygia,

Thine cheeks are renowned from Spain to Nigeria

How I wish I could fondle and caress them,

lick and bite and smell the fragrance of their essence

For a woman without 40" below her waist,

is not a woman at all

O Mistress Steatopygia,

Half the world must exclaim your praise,

Forgive us our stares and open mouthed folly

We are perverts doctrinaire

and cannot a resist the sight of such a derriere

>>5455797
I was struck by a fat-arsed Muse. Judge me not for what I produce under the influence of Calliope.

>>5455795
Please leave, you have no place on /lit/ if you don't respect our Queen.

Che l'apertura d'esto santo scrigno
sia 'l migliore presente per l'amante,
lo svela pure il candidetto cigno,
della turba festosa e svolazzante
che seguitare può il carro Ciprigno:
perché se lei non vol che fosse cara,
il suo diniego è colpa molto amara.
>>5455799
Nobody said that we couldn't write in Italian

>>5455806
You wrote about how a big ass made you throw up, that's next level gay shit.

>>5455813

>>5455806
I was in the clutches of Erato! I was assailed at all sides by Himeros and Pothos!

When you are struck by one of the muses yourself, you will see how you cannot resist her sweet charms.

Grotesque giant of glutean flesh
Yet delicate, like ocean waves
With gravity of black holes blessed
It consumeth the proximate

(gonna do some more)

>>5455839
>Grotesque
Seriously?

>>5456353
The pictures in this thread are absolutely grotesque.

The attractiveness of a butt has more to do with the shape than the size.

>>5456360
You're a faggot.

>>5456365
You too.

>>5456365
that is a very nice one, for sure

>>5456373
I'm not a faggot, you're a nigger.

>>5456378

Kek'd to the pinacle of top keks.

I think that I shall never glance
at a sight more precious than an ass

against which my mouth I'd gladly keep prest,
better than any boring old breast.

An ass I'd think about all day
the reason I raise my arms and pray.

An ass that may in summer wear
tight leggings that make me grab my hair.

Numerous damsels with whom I've lain
have felt on their butt cheeks my thick nectar rain.

Poems are made by fools like me
but oh my God look at that bitches ass!


Ehh, I tried.

>>5457299
Was great until the last stanza.

I know that I shall never glance
Upon a sight as precious as an ass

Against which my mouth I'd gladly press
Better than any boring breasts

Big asses that may in summer wear
Short skirts or leggings everywhere

Numerous damsels with whom I've lain
Have felt on their butt checks my nectar rain

No mortal woman could ever plain
If she had an ass so big it'd fill my plane

>>5457350
I limited myself to the rhymes used in the original, I just found it funnier that way, I guess, but I also wanted the last stanza to be a "punchline", breaking the pattern. Your versions good too.

>>5457036
that is a thing of beauty

>>5457396
the original?

And thank you.

>>5457401
it belongs to sasha grey lol

>>5457926
I knew I recognized that ass, you know where I can find her sex tape?

>>5457036
That Sasha?

>>5457572
Trees by Joyce Kilmer. You know: "I think that I shall never see, a poem lovely as a tree..."
Was parodying it.

>>5459102
Oh, I had no idea.

I'm not a big poetry fan.