/lit/ - Literature

>Making fun of other people's book shelves
>Calling them Self-Conscious

Stop making these cancerous threads and fuck off back to Reddit.

>>5477689
can we just make fun of her tattoo then?

>>5477697
Ew.

Go ahead.

>>5477670
>Tim Tebow book

closed the video

>>5477708
You'll miss the part where she put the Kardashian Konfidential on the same shelf as Jane Austen.

>>5477670
>yfw so called 'intellectual' /lit/itzens read 'intelligent' books
>yfw /lit/ lives in their moms house while these 'plebs' have their own place


top kek

>>5477708
I did the exact same thing

>>5477670
>Divergent

Sorry, i cant take more.

>>5477670

>self-conscious

stop projecting this badly it's lame as fuck son

>>5477728

>>5477728
How are they able to afford all the latest premium-priced pop-lit dreck?

>>5477781
Are you implying people who have their own place are short of funds?

>>5477781
Worked in high school
accumulated funds
got a couple credit cards
made payments
banks trusted them
went to school
paying their loans
got a career
25 with a nice as studio apartment in the city
banks trust them
have loans
pay loans
have nice car
etc.


It's called Capitalism

And it's not hard unless you're lazy, and then you go to Occupy Wall Street

>>5477784
I'm implying the ones that do live on there own are probably doing so on their parent's dime.
But most of these "Booktubers" seem to be young girls still living with their parents, or if they are on their own, in a college dorm.

>>5477790
I followed this exact same trajectory, except I was 25 with a nice ass two bedroom two bath apartment in the city.

Your "etc." for me goes something like this:

>climb a few years up the social ladder
>get better and better positions (meaning less work with more pay)
>turn 28 and realize I am completely wasting my time
>realize I know nothing about the world
>realize all the books I read mean nothing if I can't even say anything intelligent about any of it
>save up money and quit my job
>leave the city
>fly to another country
>live off money for a long while, doing nothing in various different countries and not taking pictures
>go bankrupt, after a few years
>become homeless
>meet current wife
>date cheaply (park dates, walks, etc.)
>get married
>obtain a job that pays less than I had before, but a job I actually like
>move into house with wife

>>5477818

But this isn't falling in line with his laundry list of confirmation bias why would you post this and make him seem like an insecure retard.

That isn't very nice.

>>5477826
In the words of Selina Kyle, "life's a bitch--now, so am I."

Just kidding. He'll get there, believe me.

>>5477818
>muh i needdaa be an intellectual

you now, most intellectuals also maintained a healthy income

so, you're just a failure

>>5477874
Your squawking means very little to me.

>>5477874

You really need to try and be less angsty.

You're nearing cry for help territory.

>>5477880
It's fairly obvious you tend to ignore that which is too honest or difficult.

>>5477905
It's obvious to most that the sun rises in the east and sets in the west.

It takes learned study and shrewd acumen to notice the sun remains and the earth just turns.

>>5477728
Being a consumer of suburban housing isn't intelligent

>>5477905
>>5477909

deez biting bon mots doe

rekt/10

>>5477670
>search "vcr tour" on youtube
>post anything good for an elitist giggle at the expense of autistic old finnish men

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z4iw8Ppo1o

>samsung

>>5477909
It takes euphoric knowledge of physics to know that there is no reference frame

>>5477924

>that one guy who takes a stab at a witticism as well and falls short

>>5477924
>>5477922
You actually put a name to these posts? I mean, I could maybe see if it was even moderately worth saying, but these?

>>5477931
That's namefags for you.

>>5477911
>>>/pol/

>>5477934
really /lit/? you're criticizing someone else for saying worthless things?

>>5477931
not being witty, i'm saying "the sun doesn't move" is demonstrably a stupid thing to say

>>5477909
This is why philosophy is useless.

>>5477943

I love it whenever a name lames himself out. You get to see the pageantry of face saving that immediately follows. He can't just drop thread because he has to save his little e-rep.

It's always the same dance with you losers.

>>5477950
This is true. They'll mess with the thread a little bit more, trying to come out on top. Then, they'll leave the thread alone but bookmark it for a later time. They'll post a rebuttal but sage it while the thread is at page 6 or something.

>>5477950
saving trole faec? there's nothing to drop. i posted stupid shit in a thread dedicated to stupid shit, you replied with butthurt-filled stupid shit, and now you're acting euphoric over a triviality

>>5477959

Or they'll purposefully maymay until people just feel over it all and let it go.

I don't understand how you can allow yourself to get this panic.jpg over your image on a board that is primarily anonymous.

It's the saddest shit.

>>5477962
>now you're acting euphoric over a triviality

Projection overblow.

>>5477950
>>5477959
>>5477966

Waiting for butterfly to come be a SJW.

>>5477962

>that nervous play-by-play of events

See? This is what I mean. Total panic while desperately trying to feign nonchalance.

Fuck guys like you are lame lol for real.

I come back after a few months in school and instantly it's a wall of just bitter, angry assholes, shitty threads about stupid bullshit like OP, never any discussion about literature, not even philosophy

/lit/ is dead. You guys can circle jerk over YouTube videos in peace.

>>5477979

>another name faggot who is unable to hide thread

What a shock that is.

>>5477974
Didn't read, don't care. I'm done with /lit/. You're a cancerous person and I have no business talking with you

>>5477979
I've been here for years, chimp. It was never different than it is now. Never.

>>5477987
If I his every shitty thread, the board would be blank. You're not here to discuss literature, you're here to force your insufferable personality onto others. Bye anon, I'm not posting or opening /lit/ ever again

>>5477974
>>5477979
>>5477990

>catching him out swapping over trips to defend himself

Fucking priceless.

>>5477993
Well I'm gone, so you can be king of the sung heap forever.

>>5477996
>I'm not posting or opening /lit/ ever again

Party at my house.

The arrogance of these namefags is repulsive. They actually think anyone cares that they leave for good.

>>5477996

>you're here to force your insufferable personality onto others

Coming from someone who chooses to be a namefag on an anonymous board this projecting is hilarious.

You have been BTFO so much ITT it's insane.

since all these hoes are mispronouncing Brontë as Brontay, /lit/ should make bookshelf tour videos in which we butcher names too

suggestions
>Fyo Dosto
>Tommy Pinecone
>Humbert Humbert Echo
>Leo Toy Story
>Odd Future Wolfgang von Goatee

>>5478154
>Arthur Rimjob
>William Fucknigger
>Ernest Hemorrhoids

>>5478154
>trying too hard: the post

>>5477670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUKdqQqHSFc

arranging books by colour

>>5478154
>not Theodor Dusto-Jeff-sky

>>5477670
Jesus christ. She basically gets any book a celeb writes.

>>5477670
>bookshelf tour

why?

>>5477670
>that extra half an inch

Never thought that this would be a title for a fashion book

>>5477670
>Duck Dynasty books

>>5477990
>>5477996
>>5477979
>>5477997

Now THIS is fucking funny

>>5478933
What he said.

Why would anyone make a 20-minute video of them reading book titles?
And why would people watch it?

>>5478933
so people can see what books you have and hear your brief opinion about them

or in the case of all book tubers: how many copies of Fault in Our Stars and that you have the British editions of Harry Potter