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Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:42:15 2014 No.5900665 [Reply] [Original]

>reading Moby Dick to bf, racing through last part at the top of voice, then finish the epilogue in quiet tone, voice almost cracking
>look over at him, breathing heavily, waiting for him to say something
>"they should make a video game of that"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:43:46 2014 No.5900671 >>5900665 Normie pls go

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:45:24 2014 No.5900679 >>5900671 >Normie Weird cliquey loser person pls go

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:46:03 2014 No.5900682 >>5900679 Basic bitch pls go

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:46:26 2014 No.5900683 >>5900665 tits or gtfo

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:46:54 2014 No.5900687 Why can't your boyfriend read.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:47:15 2014 No.5900688 >>5900665 I want the normies to go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:48:05 2014 No.5900690 >>5900687 He can and does, but he can handle more, er, complicated literature when I read to him, and besides that way we can experience literature together.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:49:16 2014 No.5900695 I'd be sort of interested in a whaling simulator, it would be a nice combination of business simulator+ action game.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:49:19 2014 No.5900696 >>5900690 You sound like a retarded cunt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:51:19 2014 No.5900705 >>5900696 kitty must have dropped her trip :DDD

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE Tue Dec 23 22:51:31 2014 No.5900707 >>5900690 He sounds like a retarded dick. Being a little harsh, but sheesh... This had better not be Feminister

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:59:55 2014 No.5900736 >>5900665 In the history of all the things that never happened, nothing before has ever happened less than this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:04:26 2014 No.5900758 >>5900687 >not wanting to hear your gf's voice as she reads a classic

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:05:49 2014 No.5900761 Seriously, what was the point of this thread? To let everyone know you have a boyfriend? Vacuous. Stop performing to you attention-whoring gender:

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:06:06 2014 No.5900764 Psst. OP is a guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:06:09 2014 No.5900765 >>5900707 Its not because feminister is a guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:06:19 2014 No.5900767 >>5900758 wanting to listen to people voices at all they are so annoying regardless who and what speak

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:09:13 2014 No.5900780 >>5900761 >implying anyone would react like this if the genders were reversed

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE Tue Dec 23 23:10:30 2014 No.5900784 >>5900765 Who used to read to her bf

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:11:33 2014 No.5900794 fags everywhere

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:12:24 2014 No.5900798 File: 151 KB, 1125x681, 1419352605376.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5900707 >regularly shitposts and fosters a low quality of discussion >lol he dumb xD Tripfags, not even once.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:13:29 2014 No.5900805 >>5900690 >he can handle more, er, complicated literature when I read to him Why would you make a thread on /lit/ just to let people know that you're dating a retarded person?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:13:40 2014 No.5900806 >>5900784 >to his imaginary bf FTFY Feminister was and, as far as we know, still is, a gay man with feminity delusions posturing as a militant bicurious on a amazonian space-travel failure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:14:19 2014 No.5900810 LONDON O N D O N

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:15:10 2014 No.5900814 >>5900784 That he didn't have, because he is a guy who lied. Well I suppose that he could be gay...do you think he maybe still browses /fit/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:16:57 2014 No.5900824 Interesting how you all assume OP is female.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:17:03 2014 No.5900825 File: 33 KB, 1024x576, 4ccb243504fe3f3dd1a53a9205e41fa1b94af3a3a80b9bbb869a4c7a76db3c67_large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5900784 >her

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:19:51 2014 No.5900840 >>5900707 He's not, I'm just a judgmental asshole.. >>5900761 Just griping. Also hoping we could discuss Moby Dick. >>5900764 Never said I wasn't. Maybe I'm a gay man!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:21:20 2014 No.5900849 >>5900840 You are actually a castrated digender zoophile. But nice attempt at disguising your nature.

>>	None !trap0OylHY Tue Dec 23 23:21:42 2014 No.5900853 >>5900805 If you dated someone dumber to feel superior you'd be living the dream in the eyes of many anons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:21:55 2014 No.5900855 >>5900707 >a retarded dick >retarded Of all the people, Butterfly. You come here preaching about justice, yet you undergird the oppressive systems that you wish to dismantle. I'm really disappointed in you.

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE Tue Dec 23 23:22:09 2014 No.5900857 >>5900806 Oh, now "he's" gay. This is new. >>5900824 I know. I haven't, but boy, if it is Femi, OP sure as shit is a mang, hu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:22:27 2014 No.5900860 >>5900824 the thought that it's possible i'm reading a post written by a faggot is too revolting to think

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:23:31 2014 No.5900865 >>5900840 Or you know, lying to try to make /lit/ jealous. Setting up a scenario somehow including a well-read qt dating some dumb guy is pretty much a meme at this point. /r9k/ crossboarders have yet to catch on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:23:38 2014 No.5900866 >>5900849 Snark! >>5900857 I'm not feminister, I don't know that is. But it isn't interesting to know other people like to read to their SO's.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:23:59 2014 No.5900868 >>5900855 He's such an obvious troll. I'm convinced most his replies are samefag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:24:14 2014 No.5900871 File: 1.20 MB, 1138x884, 1387530225019.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5900825 you can clearly see her breasts

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:24:39 2014 No.5900872 >>5900865 Just because I've read Moby Dick doesn't make me well read, ugh. It's a book a lot of people read in school, what's wrong with you?

Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:25:19 2014 No.5900878

>>5900857
>Oh, now "he's" gay. This is new.

It's actually as old as Feminister being a thing on /lit. People have always suspected this.

Besides, this thread is pretty much about faggotry, so that's a way to stay on-point.
>>5900860
You mean you did not read the OP ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:25:39 2014 No.5900881 >>5900866 >is interesting to know Typo

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:27:34 2014 No.5900888 >>5900871 who the fuck is this?

« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE Tue Dec 23 23:27:34 2014 No.5900889

>>5900855
It was a parody post >>5900696

>>5900840
Will be reading in the coming months.
Vidya addicted people are a sad lot, but I'm starting to think booktards aren't necessarily that much better off. But what do I know?
>>5900866
I figured as much ;)

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:29:58 2014 No.5900902 File: 12 KB, 300x300, freud.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5900840 It is obviously about man's repressed homosexual urges. The whale represents a gigantic white syphilitic penis. It's like you fuckers haven't even read me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:31:04 2014 No.5900911 >>5900902 I thought the whale represented Chaos? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaos_%28cosmogony%29#Chaoskampf

Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:32:00 2014 No.5900918

>>5900889
You say you are doing a parody, but then you use the term "booktards," obviously playing on the term "retards." Please read the rules of 4chan. It says that the quality of the posts on this image board are of the utmost importance. If you keep this up, I will report you and you will receive a 3-day ban. Choose wisely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:39:22 2014 No.5900959 >>5900911 the whale represented the serpent of chaos and 'pequod' represented the unicorn of order was the whale one-eyed btw? he should have been

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:40:04 2014 No.5900962 you guys sound fat

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:41:14 2014 No.5900969 >>5900878 >, no i meant that it was easier to suppose that op was a woman than it was a disgusting gay

Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:43:47 2014 No.5900986

>>5900969
You're a pretty shitty person, regardless of whether or not I'm a gay man. You should probably, you know, get off the computer and get to know people as people, make friends from different backgrounds. It will make you happier long term, I promise.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:45:40 2014 No.5900994 >>5900986 You devil ! How do you dare to try improving anon's life quality on this very thread ? Have you no respect ? Have you no shame ? >>5900969 OP is always gay, anon, always. That is the only truth that can hold in this Heaven-forsaken place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:46:41 2014 No.5901000 >>5900994 >You devil ! How do you dare to try improving anon's life quality on this very thread ? Have you no respect ? Have you no shame ? I don't! I'm SAHMEless! To the darn core.

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE Tue Dec 23 23:55:16 2014 No.5901045 File: 57 KB, 523x253, AreU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5900918 < >>5901000 >I'm SHAMELESS! To the darn core. Femi was the same :')

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