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Hello there /lit/ peoples, /v/irgin here, I come in peace. I just wanted to bring this to your attention. Recently one of your own came to our domain and insulted us. I hope you are all reasonable people cause I just want to know if you really think these things. If so then I guess you are all the stuck up assholes we suspected and can't see the literary art in video gaming. Also even if you don't think these things and that man that came to /v/ was just an autist either way I don't want you showing your faces on /v/ ever again. I will be constantly checking your responses and recording what I see so the /v/irgins can all see them. Good day!

>> No.5929925

>>5929914
why are video games shit?

>> No.5929932

Why would you go through the effort of writing so much for such a low quality shitpost?

4/10

>> No.5929950

>>5929914
Weak
I see the angle you're trying to get at here but too ham-fisted in execution to be successful
3/10

>> No.5929954

>>5929914
start with the greeks you unfalsifiable douche

>> No.5929967

>>5929914

>Restricting yourself to one board

People still do this shit?

>> No.5929978

I, personally, am extremely sorry that one of our kind has hurt your feelings. I know that your kind has a great emotional bond towards the pixels on your screen, one that you have sacrificed work, schooling and social hours for. This board understands your sheer commitment towards the pixels on your screen, and how you have chosen to change the direction of your life to satisfy them. Such insulting towards this commitment was downright rude, and the last thing we would want to happen is for this situation to escalate out of control, and make you roll out of your crusty chairs. We acknowledge the sheer beauty of video games as an artform, and how the everlasting quest to hit buttons on your keyboard outshines the work of Master Joyce himself. On behalf of our board, we apologize.

>> No.5930258

>>5929914
Go to bed Tao

>> No.5930268

>>5929978
This is all I wanted to hear. Thank you. My work here is done

>> No.5930269

fuck off

>> No.5930279

>>5929967
>not having a home board
woman detected

>> No.5930281

>>5929914
OP, you sound like a major faggot. You spent far too much time on that low quality shitpost.

>>5929967
>spreading yourself across several boards like a whore
Who let all these plebs in?

>> No.5930286

>>5930281
>not wanting a bit of everyone in you

>> No.5930325

>the literary art in video gaming

>> No.5930349
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5930349

>video games
>art

>> No.5930350

>>5930279
>not having a home board

I do really, it's /sp/

>> No.5930371

>>5929914
>A BLOO BLOO BLOO I HATE YOU DON'T COME TO OUR TREEHOUSE AGAIN!

Anyway I've always wondered why those little kids from /v/ have an emissary for every board.

>> No.5930403

>>5930371
>guy thinks he's some mature above-it-all adult
>makes this post
>in earnest

>> No.5930422

>>5930403
That's exactly what the OP's post is streamlined.

>> No.5930431

>>5930422
>snappy replies
get

>> No.5930435

>>5930371
I know right? I see them everywhere. And the pretentious way they try to be polite like it's some kind of important post they're making.

>> No.5930449
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5930449

games will never convey messages and stories with the power of a novel

>> No.5932500

>>5929914
People who play video games are either kids or neckbeard losers who never grew up
Which one are you OP

>> No.5932676

Why are gamers so easily offended these days? They are worse than SJWs.

>> No.5932692

Why do people consume achievement porn when they can just achieve things for real? Makes no damn sense.

This is the real and only reason anyone who likes games is stupid and will always be stupid until he realizes he is just being stupid.

>> No.5932695

Slow day at /v/, I guess. Have fun waiting for the retaliatory shitposts on the Mtn Dew/Dorito board that will never come.

>> No.5932756

I have nothing against video games, its just mindless ways to pass time and enjoy yourself. I can't see how people are interested in them though, they just seems like such a time waste "accomplish these repetitive tasks and get more made up points!" just like life.

>> No.5932768

OP; if you aren't trolling, your twelve, and if you are, you are thirteen. Regardless, videogames- 99% of all videogames- are for children and idiots.

>> No.5932782

>>5932676
OP is trolling, but this is a good question.

>> No.5932796

I don't know what it is, I used to love video games as a teen but when I got older they just started seeming more pointless and a waste of time. Its probably just a natural process of maturing that every normal person goes through.

>> No.5932800

>>5932782
everyone wants to defend their beliefs

>> No.5932805

>>5932768
You're not wrong, but the same argument can be used for every artform aswell. For every Shakespeare, there are 100 Stephanie Meyer. For every Truffaut, there are 100 Michael Bay.

>> No.5933698

>>5932692
*Tips fedodo*

>> No.5934110

>>5929914
Ours is the subtlest shitposting. You of /v/ cannot hope to understand true art.

>> No.5934158

>>5932796
Not every person, unfortunately.

>> No.5934181

>>5932692
If games are achievement porn then novels are vicarious experience porn.

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>>5932756
That's just rpg's though.

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>>5930449

>> No.5934198
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5934198

>>5934189
>Shut Up and Jam Gaiden

>> No.5934210

>>5934198
Are you implying that's missing from the list?
Or are you stating that it fits >>5932756 's description also?
Or are you telling me to shut up and "Jam Gaiden"?