/lit/ - Literature

>>6060060
no she's a whorish liberal white guilt cunt like her cunt mother

i'd fucking wreck both of them though

She's a good student.

>>6060060
No, her grandfather, instead, was /lit/ as fuck.
She's a little hypocrite bitch "Guermantes" tier.
Her mom wasn't bad.

>>6060060
what other books has she read?
she did end up going to yale or some shit right?
The only thing missing from this series was them being catholic and it would have been a nice telenovela.

>>6060197
Here's the full list:

http://goingdownswinging.org.au/site/the-rory-gilmore-reading-challenge-1984/

>>6060215

jesus

>>6060215
That's a lot, I'm gonna check what books did she read and not other books that appeared thanks to others in the show.

>>6060227
Yeah, I doubt a woman could read that many books. The show isn't very realistic.

>>6060197
Her best friend was a chinesse catholic prog-rock enthusiast drummer who wanted to bang a cute and quirky guy but was too worried about her mom and sex before marriage, they end up trying her dream scene of loosing her virginity in the beach and it's awful so she has a small arc of turning back into religion and feeling guilty just to go back to "lol why would anyone be catholic?".

>>6060232
It's all fairly bassic, half of it is HS required reading in a demanding school (which she went to) a quarter is pop shit (Harry Pooper, Dan Brown) and the last quarter is first year stuff if you study english at Yale (which she went to thanks to her grandparents' money and connection while her mother screw the owner of a dinner)

>>6060232
I mean that I don't remember the series having that many episodes, wikipedia says:
>No. of seasons 7
>No. of episodes 153
And those are 300 something books, so kinda 2 books per episode? sounds like a lot, for an episode, I don't mean for a person in the timeframe of the show (from school to uni).
>>6060233
I think I still remember that.

>tfw no /lit/ gf

>>6060261
they are not as you imagine.

>>6060233
She was actually a Korean protestant indie rock and post-punk enthusiast

>>6060278
so /mu/

>>6060278
I like how I remember every detail but slightly wrong

>>6060274
Pls elaborate, I'm still trying to convince myself if it would be a good idea to date one I know or go for the more normalfag one.

>>6060250
>339 books
>half of this is required reading in a demanding highschool

That's demanding alright

>>6060293
>not dating both of them
Go out with both of them, then drop whichever one is less fun to be around.

It will be the one that spends more time socialising than holed up reading books.

>>6060293
I'm just as fucked up ad you'd imagine only that I spend a couple hours reading philosophy and some random time reading fiction. We could talk about those topics, but living with me would be just as difficult as living with anyone else.

I'm sure you're as boring as anyone who defines himself by his consumptions instead of his actions too.

>>6060305
By 'it', I meant the one you'll keep, not the one you'll drop. That was phrased poorly.

Good thing I'm not on a board that cares about writing.

i love that show
tfw the town is a set

>>6060301
okay, not at the same time, all of them COULD be. She's a fictional character, she was 6 years in the last two years of HS.

>>6060293
At first was amazing, an endless talk about dosto, plato, and even scott, dumas...
But then all go for "muu feminism" "muu male society" "muu I've read Dawkins and he says that be atheist gives me 50+ IQ in all conversations".
I'm not kidding man, /lit/ girls are the worst for a long term relationship. I tried three times and I don't want to try a fourth.

The list is pretty shit because there's no context.

A lot of the pop / pleb stuff like Dan Brown and shit are things she just mocks in the show. Some of them are books adapted into movies, which are only on the list because she makes a reference to the movie.

Most of here reading is from her being a go-hard wannabe academic, hence all the high school and college stuff.

Most of her personal reading was a little more /lit/ (In Search of Lost Time and History of the Peloponnesian War and stuff)

>>6060311
Are you the girl I'm trying to date? Where did I imply I was anything special?
Anyway, I was just half joking, all girls are wonderful and mean bitches on their own regardless of socioeconomically and cultural circumstances. I have dated artsy ones before and they have their own quirks. Since I've never dated one that was too much into reading I was wondering if those quirks were similar or not.

>>6060352
That only reinforces my crush on her.
>mfw Alexis Bledel is latina

>>6060358
>Are you the girl I'm trying to date?
Well, I guess I wouldn't know. But I was just generalizing.

>Wise beyond their years children

never date a girl smarter and/or wiser than you

>>6060361

THE LINGUONYM "LATINO(A)" IS OBSOLETE; IT NO LONGER REFERS TO ANYTHING DISTINCT DUE TO PROLONGED SOCIOCULTURAL ADMIXTURE BETWEEN "ANGLOSAXON" AMERICAN CULTURE, AND "LATINAMERICAN" CULTURE, CREATING WIDESPREAD DISPARITY BETWEEN NATIVE LANGUAGE, CULTURAL BACKGROUND, AND NATIONALITY.

THE ONLY POSSIBLE MEANING THAT "LATINO(A)" COULD CURRENTLY HAVE IS THAT OF REFERRING TO SOMEONE WHOSE NATIVE LANGUAGE IS AN ITALIC ONE, REGARDLESS OF CULTURAL BACKGROUND, OR COUNTRY OF ORIGIN; ACCORDING TO THIS DEFINITION, ALEXIS BLEDEL IS NOT "LATINA" BECAUSE HER NATIVE LANGUAGE IS ENGLISH.

>>6060462
>LATINO(A)
If you're going to be fag about it, just call them latin@.

Book girls always seem to be emotional wrecks. Wouldn't go for one.

>>6060468
>latinx

>>6060422
even though I instinctively agree, could you elaborate?

>tfw you will never have a threesome with rory and lane while you discuss literature and post-punk.

Why are they both so perfect?

>>6060462
I know I'm being baited and it's not like I know your thing but:
Her mother is mexican, dad is argentinian, she herself states she first learned spanish and it's the language used at home. Granted she has become part of a subset of a larger subset.
> IT NO LONGER REFERS TO ANYTHING DISTINCT DUE TO PROLONGED SOCIOCULTURAL ADMIXTURE BETWEEN "ANGLOSAXON" AMERICAN CULTURE...
Discarded for being americentrist.

>>6060518
>and it's not like I know your thing
"... like I don't know ..."

All that Donald Kagan makes my dick hard

>>6060518
>I know I'm being baited...

I DO NOT COMPREHEND.

>Her mother is mexican, dad is argentinian...

IN THE CONTEMPORARY WORLD, COUNTRY OF ORIGIN IS IRRELEVANT TO NATIVE LANGUAGE; MANY PERSONS NATIVELY SPEAK A LANGUAGE DIFFERENT FROM THE OFFICIAL ONE, OR ONES, SPOKEN IN THEIR COUNTRY OF ORIGIN —LANGUAGE, AND NATIONALITY ARE NO LONGER INEXTRICABLE FROM EACH OTHER.

>... she herself states she first learned spanish...

I DOUBT IT BECAUSE HER PRONUNCIATION IS THAT OF SOMEONE WHO LEARN IT AS A FIRST A LANGUAGE.

>Discarded for being americentrist.

HOW AM I BEING "AMERICENTRIST"?

>there are people on /lit/ right now who never watched Gilmore Girls

How pleb can you get

>>6060261

>Those bangs to hide her sixhead

>>6060586
>>>/tv/

>>6060784
>that edgy to hide his virginity

>>6060311

ayy bby u wan sum fuk

>>6060215
>http://goingdownswinging.org.au/site/the-rory-gilmore-reading-challenge-1984/

that is actually a very good reading list

LOL

SHE DIDN'T READ LOLITA BUT SHE READ SPEAK, MEMORY

DONT TELL ME U HAVENT READ LOLITA BITCH

>>6060060
Wait, were they attempting to trick teh viewer into believing she was reading Joyce himself? ayy lmao, das Stuart Gilbert"s study guide, mang.

>>6060797
no, but thank you for the consideration.

>>6060795

>Implying I would not treat her to a respectful dinner at a nice restaurant

>>6060819
Doubt it, she's the type of character who would read the schema to get a better understanding of the book.

>>6060832
Should have been way more apparent in that case, like her toting around Gifford's Annotated Ulysses or some shit.

Gilmore Girls is the Ulysses of comfy TV dramedies.

>>6060852

That's not how you spell The O.C.

Gilmore Girls is trash TV

>>6060856
>>6060852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYVHRSIzEfQ

Imagine getting a handy or a B from the mother as Rory sits and grinds on you face.

>>6060861

>>6060894
You imagine to fuck the mother while Rory sucks your balls

>>6060905

>Sex with women

What are you, gay?

>>6060905
K

>>6060923
yes

>that feelio when you will never taste young Rory's piss
Just bludgeon me in my bed and burn and bury me alive in my sleep already
( ;_;)
(;_; )

>>6060971

What's so great about piss?
Yellow pill me on piss
pls

>>6060956

I'm sorry. Is there anything I can do to help?

>>6060978
thanks mate, pick up the soap.

>>6060784

>not liking women with big foreheads who are smart as fuck

>>6061018

I would pay to cum on that giant billboard head.

>>6060060
In her dorm room at Yale she had a poster of Dave Eggers in his undies. Big caption: David Eggers. Later in the episode, she's seen reading A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius. I hope it wasn't a reread and that she actually put that poster up without having read his (at that time) only book.

Hah! More like c/lit/

>>6062407
you guys get it?

>>6060060
rory can fuck off

emily is where its at

her voice alone is enough to make laugh

>>6060505
it'd harm your fragile ego, you'd end up cheating on her in an attempt to prove that you aren't an impotent wretch, she'd find out, you'd break up, you'd become the mgtow fuck you were always mean to be

haha I'm funny

guys please read my joke. It's 5 posts up.

>>6062503
I'd like to try it but the list is in alphabetic order. Hate that

who would fuck her
i would

I'm a cunt

>>6060060
in this image, yes

I watched some episodes of this show. She seemed like a real nasty slut. Bitch had like four boyfriends.

Guys, I made a post about 8 or so posts up. Please read it. I made a joke. I'm just after checking back, but nobody seems to have understood it yet =/ -_-

>>6065253
So she was living the literary lifestyle?

>>6062407
>>6062456
Took me a while but I eventually caught on

This is good, the subtle construction creates a slow-build, a sort of flash-bang grenade punchline effect. You should try your hand at irreverent flash fiction, something along the lines of Barthelme.

>>6060799
lmao

This thread is proof that /lit/ is middlebrow garbage

>>6065363
Haha I'm funny
Thanks buddy. Worked hard on that one and I wasn't sure if anyone even noticed it --__--

Never heard of flash fiction, but I'll definitely look into it.

>>6060215
The world was a beautiful place pre YA ascendancy.

Rory Gilmore is /lit/ as fuck.

>>6065875
Caring about being middlebrow is the most middlebrow thing.

>>6065875
I tried to tell them.
Stop throwing the "pleb" insult around. We're all plebs