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How much longer must we wait?!

>> No.629118
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629118

Go die in a fire, OP.

pic related. Its one of you fantasy-fags.

>> No.629121
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629121

>>629116

>> No.629123

>>629118

>fantasy

lolwut

You now realize that he will never finish the series. Someday he's just gonna die, there's no way around it. Can't wait for the reaction from fans, that will be pretty hilarious.

>> No.629128

Yeah I know, the fat git can't have that much longer left, looks dead already.
Gonna get some other author writing in the style of George RR Martin. Gay.

>> No.629136

Remember The Wheel of Time?

>> No.629140

>>629136
Everyone forgot about it because of his horrific style of writing.

>> No.629142

>>629128
>>629136
He has almost half the series left to write. No one, and I mean no one, is going to be contractually hired to finish a series in that state.

Calm down.

>> No.629170

HOLY FUCK HE JUST WROTE ON NOT A BLOG THAT HE ONLY HAS 2 MORE CHAPTERS TO "MILDLY" REWRITE.

i just got a boner

>> No.629173

>>629170

No, he didn't. Stop that.

>> No.629175

H + + P : //AT . k | m M Ó A .5 3 /

>> No.629177

>>629173
you can go and look for yourself you know

>> No.629182

>>629177

I did.

>> No.629196

>>629182
oh well, atleast i got you to hope for a moment

>> No.629214

I thought there are only two books left, including A Dance with Dragons.
And as far as the fantasy fags comment goes, ASOIAF transcends genres with it's total dick shocking awesomeness.

>> No.629225

>>629214
>dick shocking

>LOL ASOIAF IS SOOO EDGY

>> No.629264

I call even money on GRRM keeling over from a massive coronary while clutching a double whopper with cheese in his greedy little paws.

>> No.629268

>>629170
>HE ONLY HAS 2 MORE CHAPTERS TO "MILDLY" REWRITE

HAHA This is coming from the man who said he had the whole thing "DONE" except it was too big for one book YEARS ago.

If he told me the sky was blue I'd go outside to check.

>> No.629279

Apparently he's been too busy working on the TV show to get much actual work done on the books themselves.

>> No.629276

>>629264
If he's so greedy why doesn't he just finish the book sooner so it will make him more money more quickly?

>> No.629288

>>629276
He's got me convinced that the money's in the merchandise.

>> No.629306

>>629279

Yup, face it folks, we're not going to see this book as long as hollywood has it's lips firmly attached to GRRM's left testicle.

>> No.629308

>>629116
It's scheduled for posthumous release in 2015, co-written by Brandon Sanderson.

>> No.629320

>>629308

No, Kevin Anderson...

*shudder*

>> No.629330

>>629306
>>629279

Bullshit. All he does is write one script for an episode per season and visit the set every once in a while.

The real thing slowing him down is his endless Con visits and he was always a slow writer to begin with.

>> No.629333

>>629308
I'm okay with this.jpg

>> No.629338

>>629330
Hmm think there's any chance of petitioning cons to ban GRRM until the fucking book is out? That and cut his cable TV and internet!

>> No.629351

>>629320
You meant Louis Anderson and Kevin Nealon

>> No.629349

>>629330
George R.R. Martin has written two scripts for the first season so far, and says as much on his blog.

>> No.629361

>>629349

I follow his blog and I haven't seen anything about that. All he's said is that he's turned in his first draft of episode eight.

>> No.629372

Think I need to check out this blog of his and comment "STFU and get back to writing DWD" whenever he posts anything.

>> No.629417

>>629308

HE'S ONLY 60

>> No.629422

>>629417

Is that his age or BMI?

>> No.629438

>>629422

I chuckled.

Seriously, some people (even fat people), live to like 80 something.

>> No.629547

>>629372
he actually ranted on people to stop complaining about DWD. i think he bans people mentioning it now

>> No.629571

Get real, he is going to die before he finishes the series. Sad, but true.
>OLOLOL WEEP FANTASYFAGS

>> No.629588

Don't rush him. We Stephen King fans pressured him to finish The Dark Tower after he was struck by a car and nearly killed. We got what we asked for, three rushed books that weren't as polished as the first four. I don't want to see the same thing happen to A Song of Ice and Fire.

>> No.629605

Wow, the trolls are out in force today. Is school out or something?