/lit/ - Literature

>people who lick their fingers before turning pages in a book that's yours.

>people who lick their fingers before turning pages on an e-reader

> borrow book from library
> it's full of boogers

while drinking coffee

>>6344586
>open my wallet
>it's full of blood

>>6344600
>go on 4chan
>it's full of dubs

>people who turn pages instead of using x-ray vision

>>6344569
>people with no fingers that lick the page to turn it

> work in hospital records
> receive patient files clearly labeled "hazard MRSA"
> colleague flicks through notes licking and re-licking fingers

> chuckled to myself and thought of those frog pics posted on /r9k/

>>6344586
> borrow book from library
> it's full of Borges

>PERSONS WHO CATACHRESTICALLY USE THE WORD "PEOPLE" INSTEAD OF "PERSONS".

>>6344600
>woke up one morning
>fell a little further down
>tfw it's the valley of death

Only dirty capitalists do it

>>6344569
>people

>persons who put little girls in the shrinking machine and then freeze them with a stick up their vagina and sell them as lolipops

>people who reads concomitantly with posting on /lit/

>people who pronounce the word "program" like "pro-grum"

>>6344612

>>6344612
>there were a 1,000 persons at the chief keef concert

>>6344634
fuck, take away the 'a'

>>6344569
>People who think "irregardless" is a word

>>6344617
don't make me fall in love with you anon!

Sometimes you've got to on a new book if the pages are stuck together, particularly with leaf paper.

>>6344608
>borrow book from Borges
>it's full of Babylon

>>6344748
>get book from Zion
>it's full of Babylon

>>6344753
>borrow book from Boiy Cesares
>it's full of Orbis Tertius

>>6344767
>borrow book from Bioy Casares
>Fall asleep in the sun reading it

>>6344629
I write it like that on purpose all the time just because.

sometimes you got to. especially if you're eating fried chicken while reading. you don't want your pages to get greasy.

>people who lick fingers

>>6344795
or if you were eating fried chicken last time you read it and now the pages are too slippery.

>>6344804
>not sucking them

>>6344711

No.

>>6344612
>WHAT IS THE "RIGHT" WAY?

>>6344815
Rebeca.jpg

>>6344815
Getting my finger sucked is a wonderful feeling.
Getting two fingers sucked is pretty dirty.
Getting three or more fingers sucked is downright nasty.

>>6344880
It's the same for the one sucking. Some people think they should get their hand in there and check if you have a clitoris in your throat. More than two is disgusting.

Seriously, stop using your fucking spit to turn pages/count money.

I fucking hate you.

>>6344880
>>6344891
it's all about a proper seal in my opinion. you don't want drooly are sucking, but a gentle bit firm air tight suckle

one finger per mouth maximum

>>6344600
>get into car and start driving
>there's nobody at the wheel

>>6344600
>people who tear pages off a book and eat it

>>6344600
>trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
>the machine is bleeding to death

My mom is currently reading Let it Go: Forgive so You can be Forgiven by T.D. James and she does this

>>6344606

lel

>for the uninformed : Meticillin Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus -> bacteria resistant to (certain) antibiotics creating nasty nosocomial infections

>>6345957

>some antibiotics

>>6345661
>saw a porno video of a girl ripping pages out of the Quran
>she starts eating them and shoving them in her vag
>does it all slow with a sultry look on her face
>i'm not even muslim

>>6344600
kek.
I saw GYBE! last year in an orpheum theatre, seriously those guys will be remembered in 1000 years time

>people that correct other's spelling or semiology while flagrantly raping general syntactical rules via greentext

>>6344785
>>6344767
>>6344753
>>6344748
>>6344608
>>6344634

>not just spitting a little bit on the top corner of the book

>>6346367
>not licking the corner of the book until all the pages are good and soggy like forgotten corn flakes.

>not tearing out the pages & eating them as you go

>people who make ypu lick theor fingers before they turn the page

>>6347498
>not reading a page of the Bible each day and then use it as a massive joint paper

>>6344633
What is the relevance of this? I see it posted a lot.

>>6344633
>the tripfag of the autist in the corner

hahahahahahaha

>>6347704

I think that you mean "tripcode", not "tripfag", newfriend. What's so funny?

>>6347695
Nvm I just looked at the pic

>>6347713
You'll see it sooner or later, blasting all capslock on the board

>>6347725

What? Did you even read my post?

>>6344600
>>6345854
kek

>>6344578
Just spray some arsenic on the pages, works like a charm

>people who scrutinize your tapestries without consent

>>6347745
The guy is a regular poster on this board, and his post are written in a very specific manner, convoluted and with capital letters.

It's like seing an asiatic man jumping in a conversation, suddenly yelling out loud unintelligible sentences.

Seing his trip reminded me of him, hence my amusement

>>6347764
>Seing his trip reminded me of him, hence my amusement

Well, the image is about him... and I corrected you:

>I think that you mean "tripcode", not "tripfag", newfriend.

;^)

>>6347771
>the image is about him

Oh yeah, didn't notice

Also, seing the tripfag's tripcode made me smile. Do I get to qualify as an oldfriend yet? :)

>>6347762

Enid frog memes

>>6346109
Link pls

>>6344753
>Borrow a book from Alexandria
>it's burnt

>>6346109
Seriously, sauce on your mentioned video