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What book should I use for this?

>> No.640239

The Bible. Nice and chunky.

>> No.640244

>>640239
Also "and nothing of value was lost" etc.

>> No.640247

ulysses or that extra large version of dune

>> No.640251

>>640239
Jack a Gideon's edition from a hotel room. Those work.

The wife of a friend of mine has a Freud book in her office (she's a therapist) that she's hollowed out and keeps a Glock 19 in.

>> No.640253

Ayn Rand. It's big, worthless and no one will ever be interested enough to pick it up and look inside.

>> No.640255

>>640244
I decided to refrain from being offensive. Didn't want to look like an 'edgy' dickhead.

>> No.640257

>>640253
Anthem is thick as a motherfucker

>> No.640259

>>640247
I couldn't do that to Dune.

>>640251
I cannot stand Freud, maybe that would be a good one.

Overall though is it weird to have hesitation about destroying any book?

>> No.640263

Twilight

>> No.640274

>>640259
>>640259
>Overall though is it weird to have hesitation about destroying any book?

This is why the bible is a good choice. Consider it a public service.

>> No.640276

>>640274

Fuck you, the bible is awesome and full of badass stories. Stop being a faggot and learn to look past shitty religions.

>> No.640280

>>640259
She cant stand him either and SHE'S A SEX THERAPIST. She vastly prefers Kinsey.

It depends on the book I think. Personally I'd be cool with cutting into dune. Ive read it a few times, own the movie, and the audiobook. Plus the people that might pick it up would think the cubby idea would be cool.

Go snag The Bear and the Dragon by Tom Clancy if you're nervous. Its thick as hell and NO ONE will ever pick it up. HALF the book is filler anyway

>> No.640284

>>640276
I honestly don't think that the bible has enough literary merit to look past the religion.

>> No.640288

>>640284
Worth it for revelations and sometimes its fun to quote lolviticus at people to fuck with them

>> No.640290

>>640276
The Bible is not good literature- I don't care if you believe in God or not. It's poorly written and boring. I don't think it's quite as boring as the Qur'an but even so...

>> No.640291

>>640280
Hah, nobody likes Freud. He did his part for the beginning of Psychology, but he was a complete loon.

Also, the price of the book would be another problem. I might end up having to buy multiple copies if I fuck one up.

>> No.640294

Just get Twilight. Change the cover if you're embarrassed.

>> No.640297

>>640294

Shit, I didn't think of that. The cover doesn't need to be something that I would be embarrassed to own.

>> No.640298
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>>640297
here