/lit/ - Literature

>>6519050

I'm inclined to agree.

>>6519050

>These are honestly more vivid and imaginatively juxtaposed than anything /lit/ could ever even dream of doing.

you are probably wondering why you suck so much at shitposting so i'll give you a tip and let you know that you are thinking too hard. that's why you're so shit at it. anon can literally smell the effort on you.

>>6519065

Ya, the insult is too direct I think.

>BET tattoo

>>6519065

Right now, type a lyric you think can surpass Riff. Let's hear it. I'm waiting. Clock's ticking.

>>6519073

UNO DOS CUPS STUFFED
UNO DOS CUPS STUFFED
UNO DOS CUPS STUFFED

lol told bitch

>>6519079

>>6519079

I got you even better fam

Boots and Cats
Boots and Cats

>>6519082

L-E-A-N-I-N-G

LEAN LEAN LEAN LEAN
LEANLEANLEAN

fukken rekt x2 lol gg op u tried

This man is an affront to aesthetics.

>>6519073

Rolex for spandex, that Weezy plane jane
Maserrati aero stains
You're eco friendly hahaha I'm user friendly
Or the brand name enemy.

>>6519089

you're making Alan Jackson sweat

>>6519091

I give you points for trying but it lacks the confidence. I can tell you put some thought into it, instead of naturally allowing it to flow out your ass.

remember, everyone time you see a dumb post here, it's most likely one of these faggots from /mu/

Riff Raff is based as fuck tbh. Warhol would be proud. Tzara too.

>>6519090
>he doesn't know

>>6519115

>namedropping tzara

you officially beat out everyone as the biggest fucking wanker in this thread

grats lol

>>6519089
>get on 4chan
>first thing i see is young thugger mother fucker

His Dolce and Gabbana video is a beautiful satire of consumerist culture. Especially the line, "My life is like a movie - it's a scary movie."

Riff is far, far more intelligent than he lets on.

rap game motherfucker, pull up in my lifted trucker, big dick gang have your girl on it like a sucker

bitch you a fucking buster, follow the damn train, have those pussies fucking flustered while they give me brain

riff raff a lil bitch, bitch aint got no bars im from mars fast cars drivin real fuckin far im a star call me sirius, bitch im so delirious, mysterious, putting all these bitches on they periods, bitch i am assyrian, call me zoroaster im the pastor of this pasture i'm the master of all rappers

>freeze a rainbow

neat

>>6519138
Muh cool anti-intellectualism

>>6519514
It's terrible. Never again.

>>6519050
Half of rap these days is just having a cool hook and saying retarded shit that sounds good over fast snares. Then you let idiots like OP come up with explanations for you on rapgenius and rake in the money.

>>6521146
but pluto shaped ass?

>>6519082
Nice chin...

>>6520863
cunt, you lookin for a punt?
do not talk that shit to me again you little runt
ill fuck your moms ass while i hit a blunt
little fucking bitch all i fucking do is stunt

im the best, tat it on your chest at my behest, i am fucking royalty you can see my family crest, i am blessed, and you are just a pest, fuck up off me bitch lest i lay your ass to rest, little mess

talk that shit to me again and you will be dead, aim this lead at your puny head now its red, fill your ass with dread, bitch i am purebred, fuck up off me bro before i start to shred ur girls pussy in her bed

>>6522734
Your thought process is slow, moving like glacier floes. I produce prose as if I were Henry David Thoreau.

>>6523758
But Thoreau's mind was a forty-five year no-show;
Prevalence withheld for those conservative academic asshats;
With Turbo in their Honda and omentum for breakfast on the day of their thirty-third year tuition-strike gong-show;
Take back the opalescent Acura and give none to the plethora, let them squirm and wiggle and ponder like the white worm I am become;
Forsooth, sun, I am one yet I have none, a mother in the sands and a once-dead father's throne set upon ;
You angel food cake squares do not fit the triangles in my care, nor the compassion I can't give, in fear it should get twisted or tangled in today's hacked hair;
Fuck your fishnet eyes and nut's lame stair, I'll take three steps back, in, out, with a breath of fresh air and someone sinister's ever-present glare.

I started out with two slices of pizza, judge hard. Or don't.

>>6519514
>bitch you a fucking buster, follow the damn train,

genuine cringe

ITT: People who don't listen to rap music and have no stake in the culture behind it try to explain and recreate a pastiche of hip hop.

>>6526602
its not the 90s, nobody on earth has stake in that culture

He's awful. Pretending to be retarded is--and I want to be explicit here--still being retarded.
>But he's so self aware!
>Did you here his witty one-liner on consumerism? Dude has his fingers on the pulse of a generation!

>>6526602
Are you from /mu/? Unless you are a third-worlder, music as it pertains to culture isn't anything but a piece of consumerist identity. You don't have a stake in rap unless you are financially invested in one of these companies: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_hip_hop_record_labels

>>6526636
riff raff isn't pretending to be anything fyi, you have a pretty shallow view of cultural trends and sound like a teen youtube commenter

>>6519118
>Muh ironic appearance
Literally go fuck yourself.

>>6526660
Riff Raff isn't being ironic.

I like MF DOOM more.

>>6519514
this reads like spaceghostpurrp lol

Sent ya bitch a dick pic, now she needs glasses

>>6526660
>>6526664

Its new-sincerity if anything

These /lit/izens are trying to rap is making me physically uncomfortable. This is the first time I've ever ditched a thread like this.

>>6527850
A HIP
A HOP
A HOOP
A RIPPITY DIPPY DOE DOP DON'T STOP THE ROCK

/lit/ your are so fucking dumb. Kool Keith is the Joyce of our time http://hudsonhongo.com/joyce/

>>6519050
realtalk i love riff

>>6527878

What do I win?

Just siting here sucking my thumb and listening to RAFF: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnmHkhStqhM

ISRAELI SWAG MONEY HOT LIKE A SAUNA
IGUANA SKIN PEELIN' TOPS LIKE MADONNA
DAMN, I THINK I OUGHTA
BUT SHE AIN'T RIPE YO
HIT A SWISH COURTSIDE MAN FUCK A FREETHROW
YA GREEK BRO AMASS DEBTS WIT' THE DEBIT CARD
I'M FULLY CHARGED PAPER CUT FROM THE CHARIZARD
BEEN AT LARGE RAP GAME ANNIE OAKLEY
TWO FELINES ON MY LAP WHILE MY BAD BITCH STROKE ME

>>6519059

>>6519091
Derivative. A pale imitation.

>>6528464
who is that spook

>>6528479
It's Foucault.

Fuck off back to /mu/ with this shit.

>le "rap is deep" meme

>>6527962
A certificate that you've read Joyce.