/lit/ - Literature

Confessions of a Teenage Übermensch

>>6865371
The State of the World circa 2015

Luke and the Midnight Dook

Missed Her Smith

>>6865371
On the concept of sincerity with continual reference to David Foster Wallace

On the Concept of Sincerity Without Continual Reference to David Foster Wallace

On the Concept of Continual Reference to David Foster Wallace Without Sincerity.

>>6865371

Teeth the Color of Rust

Incontrovertible Madness

The Snoop and the Snatch

I also have an idea for a standalone book called: The Sequel

>>6865371

The Misinterpretations

It's set to be around 1000 pages long, littered with lots of religions allusions, etc. o by the way I've never read The Recognitions before

Et in Arcadia ego or Even in Arcadia, there am I.

>>6865371
The Anger of Man

>>6865371
The Ride Never Ends

>>6865522
By Mr Bones?

>>6865371

Syphilisation & Its Malcontents

Forever Sacrifice

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Milk and Holy Water

>>6865380
drop
>>6865383
glance over
>>6865386
glance over
>>6865394
pick up
>>6865400
pick up
>>6865419
>>6865441
kek
>>6865466
pick up
>>6865472
glance over
>>6865477
glance over
>>6865492
pick up
>>6865517
glance over
>>6865522
glance over
>>6865578
glance over
>>6865657
>>6865657
glance over

How Having Two Dads Turned Me Into A Paedophile Mastermind Pt. II

Drowning Leaves

Nigger

Nigger Drowning in A Pedophile With Two Dads

This Green and Pleasant Land

The Caged Lion: Strange Torments of the Spirit

The vanity of time

Admiral Cox and the buttsluts from mars

Swallow My Tail

>>6865380
Wow, so profound, most people on this gODforsaken sub won't even get the philosophical reference in the titlw. I'm glad the mass media hasn't gotten to us all, that there's still some intellect left in the world, still some hope. Good day my dear sir.

>>6865852
4/10

iLove to Fuck Lol... Why u looka at me like that for? Shit... yea I know

Night On the Sun

The Craze of The Bored and Reckless Who Don't Ever Deserve Our Donations of Sympathy Which Are Finite and So Doled For After a Time Nothing Doesn't Make One Cry in Laughter With a Shiteating Grin

Quatqwort

Love Is a Stream

Gas the Kikes

Serial Killer Fan Club

Perks of Being a Wallpaper

Perks of being a Wall

Poop in the Time of Diarrhea

>>6865911
>>6865922
>>6865933
HOLY SHIT WHAT'S GOING ON

I Was a Prisoner in Your Skull

>>6865949
Quality track

>>6865943
no ~44
sad day

Path to Eden

It's set in a fantasy world that mirrors the early days on the industrial evolution, except "Britain" has control of "America" and "America" Is 2000 miles of desert, except for a land they call "Eden" that is on the other side of said desert.
The story follows a motley crew of hero's trying to survive the harsh wasteland on their quest to find a "Path to Eden"
Also slavery is still around.

It's probably the best idea for a novel that's in this thread. Just sayin.

>>6865978
Biblical allusions as eminent as yours should be more subtle if you want it to read better

>>6865978
Would buy, read, enjoy, and then be slightly rude to you for saying " just sayin" at a signing.

Invitation to a Circumsion

>>6865978
most of these are vague enough not to know what the novel's actually about at all mate

>>6865949
Isn't that a song from Soundtracks for the Blind?

>>6865998
This could honestly end up being an incredible farce if done well.

>>6865371
banished from hell

>>6865978
So Steampunk Exodus?

Saturn's Feast

>>6865657
Worst one in thread. Worst title I've ever seen. If troll, 10/10

If I caught my kid reading a book called Forever Sacrifice, even if he was just joking, I would punt the book into a river, toss him a rock and tell him to go fuck himself. I can't even believe this title came into your brain for one iota of a second. 'Forever Sacrifice.' More like 'Fucking Please Kill Me I'm Suffering And I Want To Be Dead Now Please'

If you or anyone else publishes a book under that name I will kill all the plants on this earth

>>6865978
>hero's
Sounds good I'll pick it up when you're published

>>6866075

They're a crew run by a woman named Hero ;)

>>6865371
I've got a series I've been working on for ages:
I: Ordinance
II: Adherence
III: Independence
IV: Coalescence
V: Obedience
VI: Omnipotence
About two million words between all six books. Still a lot of work to do, though.

>>6866073
I`m glad the title has had such a profound emotional impact on you.

>>6866080
lol

>>6865522
Memes aside, I kind of like this as a title.
>>6865658
Not really sure why but this piques my interest.
>>6865394
Depends on the genre but it could work.

Mine:
Content.

My little sister keeps getting me into implausible situations!

The Taciturn Transsexual

A State of Lubricious Tumescence

>>6866104
>Milk and Holy Water
really? that was a phrase I alighted upon a couple days ago and I might use it as a title for something then

One.

Fever or Famine.

Panda Suit

>>6865978
embarrassing. worst in show

The knives our sons hold

Tube Tied and Deep Fried

What (=^.^=)~ Means

>>6865978
>Also slavery is still around.

Finnegans Cake

I wrote a random title generator for the exact purpose. Tonights selection includes:

The Romantic Rainbow Raver
Gallery Gangster Chronicles
Introduction to Pontoon Virtual

#shithead and Harrison

A story told entirely in tweets, 140 character blurbs, about a teenager who summons a demon named shithead. Eventually, the two become great friends, and even fall in love.

>expecting me to jinx myself that badly again

>>6866342
>jinx
hmmmmmmmmm?

>>6865978
That's pretty fucking stupid.

>fantasy
>genre fiction

Trash.

>>6866340
all terrible, and there are better ones in this thread.

how are you doing it, anyway? markov chains, or something?

>>6866321
>a high concept avant garde dessert cookbook written in vaguely legible, referentially dense gobbledegook. a plot emerges in the footnoted suggestions on where to acquire the fantastic ingredients

Skip Stat

Set in London 2015, A guy(James) who suffers from Generalized Anxiety and Panic atacks works in 2 diferent jobs at the same time, living alone and lost in society, he start to developing a strong hate from society, his anxiety and panic atacks get worse but someday when he was late for work. meets a man who tell him to broke his watch, that man knows James name, his mental problems and surprisingly James never seen him before. The mysterious man guides him to a new state of mind.

My English is bad but at least I tried

>>6866399
Steppenwolfe

>>6866104
clever

>>6865852
wat

It actually is a reference, to this picture

Either Midnight City or Within City Limits. I have a dozen other titles but those are my best so far. I doubt somewhat that I will settle for either one.

>>6866080
There's something strange about a six-book saga

SMUT, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Images in the Dark.

>>6866476
>...or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love...
hate this meme

>>6866476
JUST PICK ONE TITLE DAMMIT

STOP TRYING TO BE MELVILLE

>>6866431
That's just how it kind of turned out. There is a "book seven" in the sense that I've written about what happens AFTER, but VI is a pretty existential conclusion to everything, and I probably wouldn't actually "release" the contents of book seven, because it wouldn't seem as fitting of an ending.

It's a fantashit series that goes from steampunk to sci-fi horror to high fantasy. It's been pretty fun to work on, but with all the revisions I make I doubt it will ever see the light of day.

>>6866637
You should have attempted to publish much sooner.

>>6866490
>Melville
Do you really think Melville was the first one to have a second title?
Why are you even on this board?

>>6866293
Sounds interesting

>>6865371
The Mandate of Heaven.

Angry Goes the Night

>>6865371
Tears of the Prophet

Silken Eyes.

>>6866412
Latter ain't bad, tbh.

The Summer Sun

Vanilla, a novella

Atlas

Beyond religion: confessions of a rational, free thinker

>>6867960

>neckbeard.jpg

Encyclopædia Memetica: From 2001 to Zyzz

>>6868010

>not /from ayy to zyzz/

The Mere

...And the Cat Turned to Smoke

One Flew Over The Cuck's Nest

Vous êtes un Grand Gars; or, The Mask

A Selfie in Fluorescent Light

To Set a Niggerbird

Brittle in the Hands of the Spirit

Me/me

>>6867709
Trying too hard
>>6867738
Would pick up and scan over. If not about abrahamic religions or prophecy I'd drop it.
>>6867785
Dafuq
>>6867846
Minus the tbh, this is my novels new title >>6867848
Alright. Pretty generic.
>>6867955
I think you mean "atlas ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "
Makes me randy baby.
>>6868070
Memoirs of a battered woman/10
>>6868215
Dropped.

>>6865978
Already exists. I forget the name of the novel. Instead of America it happens in Africa in a mystical changing jungle rumored to hold the garden of eden. Other than that it's pretty much spot on the same thing.

>>6865441
toppest kek

oh YEAH i'M TEMporary

chrome country

How To Celebrate Christmas Alone and Other Short Stories

The colossus and the flower

>>6865371
Stemmy Stempleton and the Credulous Dualists

>>6865911
literally lol'd

On Eating a Seagull (4 short stories)

Joy (a novel, the name sounds better in my native language)

American Wasteland. I'm shit at coming up with titles.

It's a Cyberpunk novel that from the outset, looks like derivative fiction (lots of Robocop, Children of Men, Neuromancer, Deus Ex, and various anime influences) but I use that setting to ask what freedom in America means to different people. Freedom of security, freedom of equality, freedom to be left alone, etc.

It's shit an pulpy but whatever, it's not getting published anyway.

>>6868709
>muh freedums

I was a Satellite

>>6868709
>what freedom means to different people

literally first assignment in creative writing 101 tier

>>6868729
In the end, everyone is proven wrong and almost hand over the country to a facist AI, but MUH FEELINGS and MUH HUMANITY win out and they stop at the last minute.
>>6868748
I told you it was shit. Besides, the vast majority of Americans don't even think about that question. I think wrapping simple philosophical concepts around an easy to consume narrative would at least get a few people to think.

>>6868740
>I was a beta orbiter, aka a satellite

>>6865709
pick up
>>6865757
glance over
>>6865803
drop
>>6865809
drop
>>6865834
glance over
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glance over
>>6865880
pick up
>>6865905
drop
>>6866072
glance over
>>6866150
glance over
>>6866267
drop
>>6866293
pick up
>>6866412
glance over
>>6867709
drop
>>6867738
glance over
>>6867785
glance over
>>6867848
drop
>>6868033
drop
>>6868044
glance over
>>6868584
drop

>>6865911

>>6868760
Good job, you guessed what the book is about.

>>6865911
9/11

Meme Plebeian

Bananas in Pyjamas

I'll throw in some suggestions, give me critique.

Into a Wilderness
Defunct
Indigo Mystique
The Safest Path Down a Hurricane
Obituary to the Living

Losing battery, will post more later.

Requiem for a/the (?) Witch (Two parts, 'Death' and 'Rebirth')
In a decaying country ravaged by the war of 'magic' versus 'science' decades ago, a princess is found, trapped in an encasing of ice. Discovered at the bottom of the ocean in one of the many sunken kingdoms (aftermath of the war), she turns out to be one of the last magic users after the decline of mages. Together with Bernard, an outcast with a knack for detective mysteries, they attempt to find out the 'Single, the Ultimate, the Truth' behind the war and a cruel witch with links to the war.

Turning of the Mystery
A nonlinear story focusing on the truth behind what happened within the 'Pluto Tragedy', in which a mass murder happens in a closed off school during a savage tsunami. It jumps between showing bits and pieces of what happened within the school on that day, to present time, in which the reader learns how the incident affected/still affects the victims' families and friends.

12 years an absolute madman; my life in banter

Contra mundum

>>6868809
>mfw only Losing Battery sounds good

>>6868809
>Obituary to the Living

Fingerless glove tier tbh

>>6868809
all terrible
>Into a Wilderness
boring, tells us little, ordinary
>Defunct
boring, single-word titles are often bad unless they're names, has horrible robo-sci-fi air about it
>Indigo Mystique
literally sounds like a strip club or sun bed shop name
>The Safest Path Down a Hurricane
this one is okay, think it would work alright as a short story, but as a novel i don't think it's really grand or catchy enough
>Obituary to the Living
sounds like a linkin park song title

>>6865371
Taylor Swift.

>>6868809
All pretty bad tbh
>into a wilderness
There's already a nonfiction book that gets taught in high schools called into the wild
>defunct
One word that tells me nothing about the book
>indigo mystique
Not terrible. Sounds like a pulpy detective novel
>the safest path down a hurricane
Made me think of a road that is also somehow a hurricane
>obituary for the living
Sounds good at first but if you think about it at all it makes no sense.

>>6868830
would read

Fantasy Boy Scouts

>>6868825
>>6868835
MEMEMIND

The River Campaigns.
Set in the SE united states after various and vague disasters have lowered the population by 60%. The SE has been depopulated due to tons of viruses coming out of the area. Its been termed the Tropical Disease Zone. After 20+ years of global lawlessness around the globe governments are begginning to get their shit together. The newly reorganized US federal government is trying to reabsorb the TDZ and is being resisted by a mysterious band of guerilla fighters led by a man named Paul.
The book follows Paul, and covers his past and present exploits in the TDZ. Paul is portrayed by his men as a righteous and moral man, and by his detractors as a dangerous sociopathic manchild prone to violent impulses.
The eponymous "The River Campaigns" is a text being compiled by one of Paul's followers who sees Paul as a reincarnation of Marcus Aurelius and believes that "the river campaigns" will be regarded by future generations as a sort of meditations.
The books plot is general pleb-tier war action, with Paul spouting bits of esoteric contradictory wisdom and lots of ecological commentary. The reader must decide if Paul is a manipulative fundamentalist warlord or if he is a military genius and philosopher. I'm really trying to describe what it's like to be swept up in a movement under a charismatic leader, and the consequences of elevating him to a god-like status. While Paul is clearly manipulative and capable of great violence, I also portray him as uncompromisingly moral and just. Paul is based on my father, a former high ranking military man who is probably the most intelligent and moral person I have ever met in my life, yet terrible things have happened to people left in his wake. Typing it out it sounds like shit, but I really like what I have so far.

>>6865371
The Tightrope Factory

Rate/10?

>>6868818
Would unironically read and enjoy.
Excellently memed friend. Sets a new standard for memeists everywhere.

>>6868844
shitty genre fiction tbh
and no, throwing in references to DFW and Pynchon doesn't make it 'literary fiction'

Human, all to Human
Wil-led-l to Power
Untimely Meditations
Case of Wagne-orhowitcametobe-r
Dub-liners
Thus spoke Zarathustra
Ecce Homo
Dawn

and i have this in my mind for my greatest opus magnum
'the big guy'

I Know Why The Cucked Bird Sings

The novels I have planed out in my head

A Turn For The Worse
Asylum
Spheres of Influence

>>6868854
>Human, all to Human
I think you mean 'all too'

The Hundred Year Rail

>>6868858
kek
i had to read her complete works and found them all complete shit except one stanza from the title poem

The caged bird sings
with a fearful trill
of things unknown
but longed for still
and his tune is heard
on the distant hill
for the caged bird
sings of freedom.

The Very Best of The Red Army Choir

>>6868874
Best Ever Performance of Beethoven's 9th! ~~~Kyoto Philharmonic~~~[perfect]

Check'em: Tales of Vague Achievments

>>6868865
No, all TO human.

TO
O

OT
T

All Old Testament Human

>>6868851
I get that it's genre. And it probably is some tom clancy tier shit. Im no james joyce friend. But that doesn't stop it from being a decent story. The nugget is basically a terrorist/freedome fighter who thinks he's the next Marcus Aurelius and is obsessed with compiling his own meditations. He becomes so obsessed with leaving a legacy and forming an ideology that he loses sight of why he originally is fighting, and his men begin to turn against him as he sacrifices family, friendships, and his morals in his quest to find some kind of immortality. Think of Osama Bin Laden. He started off as a resistance fighter. By his men he was seen as this infallible leader who was never wrong. By the west he was seen as a violent maniacal sociopath. What went wrong? Where did he lose sight of his original goal and became obsessed with slaying his dragon? What did it cost him? I'm not sure if it's making any sense tbh. I don't think it'll ever get published but I really enjoy reading it and the few people I've let read it have enjoyed it as well. Idk mang.

Oil and Ash

An albino child is born in Jordan to a salt merchant and grows to maturity in a week. He gains notoriety very quickly and becomes even more famous when he shows fluency in any language people try to communicate with him in, without having studied it. This causes major religious tension in the region and forces him to flee into the desert to decide what he can do about the situation.

>>6868889
>off by one

>>6865371
Selected Shitposts

Astroglide and Nyquil a memoir.

>>6868895
i will retract my comments if you post an excerpt an it's good

>>6868851
Also I never threw in DFW or pynchon references. Are you just trying to call me pretentious or did I unwittingly make a reference?
I've only read gravity's rainbow by pynchon. Never read IJ or any other DFW novels.

>>6868895
post some of it we'er all friends here :)

>>6868910
i don't actually know what either of those are I'm assuming brand names but actual rhythm of the words is good and they sound interesting in terms of cadence. plus i like the connotations of 'astro' as star and 'quill' as pen as if you are writing your 'memoir' on the stars or a process of immortalisation so to speak

Exegi Monumentum Aere Perennius: A Defence of Literary Eurocentrism

Essay in progress.

>>6868925

>>6868948
what?

>>6868957
Astroglide is lubricant and NyQuil is a well known cold medication that also works as a sedative.

>>6868969
okay i don't think we have those in England the most popular lubricant is by durex and i still take that purple calpol stuff for colds tbh

>>6868969
nyquil a shit, robo a best

astroglide and robitussin sound better too

Amidst the Ruins of Reason

>>6868978
Astroglide and Nyquil is what I jokingly wrote on my journal while I was in the army. Astroglide because we once bought out a shelf at Wal-Mart and lined up a whole barracks hallway and got hammered and slid around,on it (homoerotic as fuck) and Nyquil because we used to buy the big bottles and pass it around the cargo bay of the c130 on plane rides or long bus rides. It ended up kind of becoming our companies motto.

Towards Terminus

The Festivals End

>>6868924
>>6868911
I'm travelling atm, and the full text of whats written so far is at home, but I have the first few paragraphs saved on my phone from a first paragraph critique thread a few days ago. Thread 404ed before i got a critique so I'd like to hear what you guys think.
http://pastebin.com/73LV27Zg
Some context, The River Campaigns is a memoir that is transcribed by one of Paul's followers. It's a story of his life, but he uses it to frame his ideology. Paul was born in the area he currently operates in, but was shanghaied into a mercenary army after they attack a fema camp he was interred in. much later he returns and launches his insurrection.
Rivers are a recurring motif in the book. The new government (feds) lost all their satellites and advanced tech during "the troubles." they use a strategy similar to Vietnam where they use fast attack boats to attack Paul's forces and set up beachheads/outposts along the complex river system since the roads are fucking useless. To avoid detection Paul (who is an expert sailor) and his men become infamous for using lightweight fiberglass racing boats to swiftly and silently attack the outposts in nighttime raids. Let me know what you guys think. :)

Resilience

>>6865371
sara beckoned for stories written about machines

Farewell Horizontal

The great bag of dicks.

>>6865371
The Bloody Pit of Pajama Parties

>>6865371
Imaginary Conversations, I just thought of it.

The Semen Demon Chronicles: A /lit/ Story.

The Great Meme Heist.

I'm not going to post it because one of you more productive faglords could steal it

>>6869760
Yes, I will steal the title of your novel and make millions off it.

Dora The Stay-at-Home Girl

>>6869760
please, you know we'd write it better anyways

To Spill A Blocking Turd

>>6868235
>Memoirs of a battered woman/10
bad guess

>>6868847
bad tbh

Faster than the Speed of Love

>>6865371
Not telling

>this thread

L I T E R A L L Y
I
T judging
E books
R by
A their
L titles
L
Y

Dead Edge Blues

Helicopter in the Eye of God

Fucking Dionysius

>>6866389
best

Ashlands

For the Bells Did Not Toll

shut it down, the goyim know: how to police debate on imageboards

>>6865371
The virtues of patience

The book is about the daily life of a girl working in a telemarketing company. Plot is simple: she works on the phone all day, dealing with all type of people and choosing the most jerk person of the week to basically kill him. Routine, boredom, sadism, and even love lads, even love!

Capitalism and oranges

>>6865371
Voices from a distant star. Shamelessly stealing it, don't care. It has, I feel, the perfect suggestion of gravity and longing.

>>6869459
This sounds really interesting.

How are you all so hopelessly and pathetically edgy?

>>6873591
thanks

>>6873592
This thread is 100% /polr9k/

Lucky

About a boy an his little brother who grow up with the uncanny ability to find circumstance both oddly in their favor and inherently against it at the same time. It's going to be a commentary on how the universe is just random. Based off of my brother and I and our ability to find four leaves clovers like all the time and it would involve finding one around the time of uncanny circumstance. Idgaf if it seems stupid or cheesy I think it's clever and creative and my gf just dumped me and I'm sad pls like my idea

Real Niggas United (Confessions of a Fake Nigga)

Playground Sonata

The Ordure of the World

>>6874581
the board has become its enemies

>>6875210
It seems like it would be a good YA book. No joke, not trying to be patronizing or mean, it sounds like an idea for a GOOD YA novel that would give you money and experience. Let's see some of it.

An Instrument of Wrath: A Mostly Fictitious Account of John Brown's Rebellion

irreparable loss

'Later on down the beach' is the name of my latest short story.

>>6865371
Dicks McCockingale: A Tale of Two Titties

>>6876116
so are you matt or trey?

>>6876123
no, but please kick both of them in the crotch for me

>>6866147
milk and honey is already a biblical thing.
adding holy water just makes it seem redundant.

>>6876160
I got the phrase from a neutral milk song so.

>>6876165
so don't copy!!

>>6876172
guess what, 'St. Vincent' is from a Nick Cave song

>>6876180
so two wrongs make a right? be more creative, mister! or go back to your room for a time out

Brando

>>6876186
6/10

The Fine Art of Dying the Other Man

>>6865978
Wow a what if story with dystopian steampunk elements following a group of people on a physical adventure to a set goal.

How original.

9 Days of Wonder

Space Nazis vs Mecha Niggers In a Fight For the Future of Mankind, as Narrated by BoB, the World's Fattest Robot

Spirits (it's about two guys who drink a lot of Scotch and document paranormal activity)

Dying of Sanity

The Story of the Events Surrounding the Death of Jim McJoy

size A4 copy paper

>>6877119
best itt

>>6877119
>>6877252
obvious samefag

The Gringo of Guanajuato

The Experience of Christ as a Small African Child

The Chafed Years

Harry Potter and the Big Fat Nigger From Dallas

>>6877390
Nice

Trying to Fail and Failing to Try

>>6865933
underrated

hominem magnum

Lost in the night.

>>6865658
itaots?

Desertus ranam

>>6865383
>>6865477
>>6865880
>>6866293
>>6868044
>>6868070
>>6868844
>>6868872
>>6869459
>>6873470
>>6873567
>>6875213
>>6875500
>>6876189
works

>>6877450
yes! cool. is that a good thing?

>>6877468
bad taste my man

Life and Times of a Wretched NEET
A Tree Felled Perfectly
Alison
Is It Forever Yet?
The Worm
Yesterday's Children
Window Smearing and the Infinitesimal Gap
Mana From Melvin
Goose-Stepping Progressively
A Boot Less Travelled
The Swamp In Which
Indi-Anna and the Quartets
The Pit of Ashes
Gunther in 1937
Hunting in Pleasure
The Monorail

>>6877508
I like Is It Forever Yet

Currently writing an experimental piece about cryptography, "plagued" with hidden messages and cryptic characters and plots that seem all-surface level, but have deeper meanings that leads to a plot consistent through all of the short stories. It's called "SSTM:317" (obviously working title). Any help?

>>6878594
Wow

>>6878922

Down the Rabbithole

>>6878922
I'd like a preview of this.

>>6879780
Well, I'm still in planning and drafting, so all of the actual content is insanely rough.

The Sun rose,
the moon there after

>>6879903
A'ight, just remember to report back here on /lit/ when you have something decent for Show and Tell. I quite envy the idea you adopted.

>>6876287
>fucking kekd

>>6868482
Go to bed, Daniel.

>>6865371
THE BIG DOODY POOP
haha

>>6876445
gay

>>6876287

A Period of Juvenile Prosperity

>>6865371
B.E. Yourself

Je m'appelle Henri.

Gold Feet 2: Rambunctious Boogaloo Vol. 3..

>>6869736
The Great Meme Hotel would have been better.

>>6865371
What's the source on that image?

Pussyjuice

Saturday Nights in the Doghouse

I Started A Joke

>>6881894
did it start the whole world crying?

>>6877473
thanks man

I Am in Distress

In Too Deep

The Adventures of Goobledygook

>>6872729
this is fucking hilarious

These People Have No Faces

>>6866080
dude

A Flight Plan Filed

>>6868014
numbers are first

>>6868830
Would def read.
But ONLY if you keep the period in the title

Danger Close
--Erotica about a U.S. infantryman who falls in love with a suicide bomber of the same sex.

>>6865371
Murmure de la murs

Monster

Crawling In My Skin

>>6887463
you tried so hard

>>6887463
Closing line: "but in the end it doesn't even matter."

I am John von Dorf

:^)

>>6868010
Would illegally download.

>>6876373
You wanna write the story just so you could make that pun, doncha?

>>6877119
>>6877423
Interested in what it would be about.

Eternal Fate

>>6865675
:)

>>6865978
Sounds great. I am looking forward to read it.

>>6876373
sounds awesome

>>6887777
of gettin those sweet quads amirite uptop

Higher Vices
Cult of the Untrue

"practice what you peach"

It's about a peach farmer who doesn't like peaches.

>>6887841
100% YES

>>6887777
Oooo, gets me going

>>6887258
Rawr. Wonder what this is about?

>>6885750
I bet he's a dream-boat

>>6885343
I. AM. SO. EXCITED.

>>6883302
That sounds disgusting. I wouldn't touch it.

>>6882833
#relatable. Hope it's under £10

>>6882864
Lucy would like that

>>6882233
Mum would like that, I'll get it for her

>>6881894
Not very interesting :/

>>6881510
Would buy... If I had my sunglasses on :O

>>6877381
Christ? Not real.

>>6876322
My eight year old brother would LOVE THIS!!!

>>6876240
Not even English, probably goes in the HISTORY section lol.

>>6875410
Aww

>>6875210
I didn't read that long bit, but lucky sounds like a great book about a dog :)

>>6872677
Truly a momentous work - the kind of art that would take Tolkein twice over to world build. Exquisite.

The Fault in our Dubs

>>6888611
nice

>>6888506
this is the most pleb post I've ever seen on /lit/
jesus christ I can almost vomit at this ughhhhh

>>6888506
This is pretty fucking cringeworthy.

>>6888506
>Rawr. Wonder what this is about?

It’s a first person narrative, a diary written in prison. The book will have a preface and a postscript written by fictional psychiatrists (like in Lolita), speaking of the value of the book as a human document and a internal image of the mind of a gifted, but immoral man.

The author was a nobleman from a wealthy family (several generations of owners of land and cattle, with relations to the army), with a great intelligence and family connections. His father is a powerful man in the army. When the military gives a coup d'état and destitute the president of Brazil of his power, a great court is instituted to give functions to every member.

The father of our protagonist (and author of the memories) is responsible for the jailhouses of the country, but he ends up dying, and his young son takes his place. By now around the age of 20, the young man has a degree in medicine and a great interest in arts and sciences. He accepts the nomination of his dying father and the votes of the council.

Now, seeing himself as the chief of the jails of the country, he proceeds to work on all the files, and select the criminals who he thinks deserve to die and those that are simply immoral and not dangerous. He organizes a great central prison that functions like Auschwitz: all the major criminal are taken there (sometimes with few instances of due process of law) and most of them promptly executed. Some of the most dangerous and most interesting criminals are guarded in especial sells and used by the protagonist to make long conversations (the interesting ones, the intelligent ones), but the tortures and really evil criminal are submitted to several degrees of torture (for example: a drug-dealer who killed several families is forced to watch his sun – also a young drug-dealer – be killed in front of him with several injections of narcotics).

Eventually the U.N. invades Brazil and the regime falls. The heads are judged in some sort of new Nuremberg Trials. In prison, the protagonist writes his memories. In the trials, he mocks and scorns the judges, all the time arrogantly showing his superior intelligence and stating that he knows he will be killed.

The notebook ends some days before his execution. He wonders if he did the right thing, if the act of murdering millions of criminals actually made the world more clean. He tries to imagine what Hitler felt like when he was trapped in his bunker. He says that, had he followed a carrear in math and married a girl that he loved, had he stayed out of politics, he might end up being happy after all.

The postscript tells us that he was hanged, and that he named his manuscript with the nickname the press had given him after all the scandal of the military regime broke out: “The Monster”.

>>6868526
I like it

On The Betterment of Charities: How to Make Every Company Starbucks.

>>6866080
>mfw no Impotence