/lit/ - Literature

>>770495
been with one*

i gave a girl a kiss on the cheek once

>>770502
NO, Fagolee. Whatever I say about being a lonely virgin goes quadruple for you.

and held her hand and rubbed her tummy

>And none of you have ever been with you.

what do you mean no

Misogynists can't write.
And none of you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

>>770510
Yeah, okay, I made a typographical error.
My point still stands.

>>770512
Orly?
What about Hemingway?

>>770514

No it doesn't

>>770520
...er well

men can't spell

I disagree, op. I find reading is one of the few things women actually can do

>>770525

Indubaitbly.

I use poetry to seduce women.

In fact, today I quoted Khalil Gibran's The Prophet (On Love). It went well. I have a date now.

>>770531
Yeah.
Reading Twilight and The Da Vinci Code.

>>770535

No one can resist the G man.

>>770535
>reading other people's poetry to get laid
You fag.

>>770537
Agreed.
>>770540
If a man's words surpass my own, I allow him to speak.

>>770553
wow that really is a gay way to put it

Those are some hairy, hairy arms.

>>770559
So be it.

>>770565
You are a virgin.

>>770575

>>770581
/lit/ not big enough for 2 tripfags, eh?

>>770598
these guys are all appearing out of nowhere

Hai gaiz, what's this board about?

>>770601
Earn other's respect by posting something honorable.

If you have nothing constructive to post, get off of 4chan, and read some literature. Although, I cannot tell if you do in fact actually read literature; as it seems you can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know, albeit there are any merits earned, any words spoken, or any thoughts conceived that justify a right to speak, or no, write.

Yes they can, and I dated one for four months.

>>770670
what's the point of getting all purple with human beings when there's no need to

not everybody is so pretentious

>>770535

I use my God-given (/s) manly arms to seduce women. I merely claw them in into a nigh on headlock, don't telegraph or subcommunicate uncertainty and take what is mine.

If you have ever applied critical thinking to your life, you'll realise that the skewed perception of romantic narratives and the emotional impulsiveness of women will only jeopardise your attraction. A couple of hundred thousand years of evolution have designed the female to be attracted to the kind of man who can communicate his desire for her without the use of language. The man who is most certain of himself and most certain that she belongs to him.

>>770694
You are right, actually.

I was merely offended that I was called a faggot, although I should not be. I should not be alerted by your convictions. My apologies.

>>770741
the way you type is so gay

>>770565
>I've never touched a girl

Good news, everyone!
I've decided to become a tripfag!

CAN'T YOU TALK LIKE A REGULAR HUMAN BEING

YOU KNOW
AND NOT LIKE SOME PSEUDO-INTELLECTUAL

>>770751
And of course you choose the most faggotty name possible.
go to /mu/ with that faggot shit.

>>770751
Good news everyone, this guy's a faggot!

>>770764
You haven't even given me a chance, man.

>>770753

Language is an extension of human expression. He can talk however he likes so long as the message is communicated within the context. Brevity and convention are not imperative.

You are a hipster faggit.

>>770777
suck my dick

if anyone is a hipster it's that other guy

>>770753
Aren't pseudo-intellectuals regular human beings?
I will admit to being a pseudo-intelectual, but I cannot admit to not being a regular human being.

>>770777
Yeah, but if it sounds like you checked a thesaurus every other word to make yourself sound more intellectual, you sound like a douche and some of what you say might be difficult to understand.
There's more to words than just their definitions. There's connotations and the like.

I'm actually gay, and I think all you guys are faggots.

motherfuckers

i never get tired of this image

>>770789

>>770773
I couldn't help but chuckle.

This is not the time nor the place to introduce yourself into the kingdom of tripfaggotry.

>>770789

>Language is an extension of human expression. He can talk however he likes so long as the message is communicated within the context. Brevity and convention are not imperative.

>You are a hipster faggit.

If you need a thesaurus/dictionary for any of those words you should get the fuck off /lit/ and go to /v/ where you'll appreciate more linear and simpleminded narratives.

>>770791
Welcome.
You are amongst brethren.

I've seen others stating the obvious before, but just for emphasis: if there is one virgin ITT, it's this guy

>>770565
>>770565
>>770565

>>770729

>implyin u get laid

>>770820
Holy shit what
I didn't say that guy specifically, I just saw where Fagolee was coming from. Get the stick outta your ass, bro.

>>770832

Oh, well in that case, you are scum and an oxygen thief.

>>770820
He said if it sounds like you USED one, not that anyone here needed one to read your post, though they might need a shovel to dig it out of all the shit you dropped with it.

No, really, congrats on coming off like a complete ass.

Oh shit, I've been trolled, haven't I? Fuck.

>>770832
You specified one person. It was your error.

You see, this is where the proper ability to comunicate with words would be useful to you.

>>770860
It's also an instance where the ability to properly comprehend words would come useful to that other guy.

>>770853

It sounds as though I used one? How cryptically are you trying to debase me and what fucking relevance has your point got?

Suck my dick and fuck off, twat.

>>770867
>How cryptically are you trying to debase me
thesaurus user indeed

>>770866

And as I recall, I said that if you can't comprehend it you should fuck off to /v/.

Then you retorted that you could comprehend my words and now, again, you're implying that you can't.

>>770867
>bombastic sentence structure
>How cryptically are you trying to debase me?
>fuck
>dick
>twat
Teenage hipster emo fag detected

White women FTW

>>770886
...lol okay nigga you don't know what you're talking about.

All of us, including me, have let this get completely out of hand.

I'm done.

ITT: Tripfags being niggers

>>770867

>Cryptic
>Debase
>Not in your vocabulary

Are you sure you're at the right board? This is /lit/.

>>770904
Haha alright bro I'm done. See ya.

>>770904
it's not a matter of whether it's in someone's vocabulary
you just sound pretentious as hell when you use them

Hey /lit/, just finished Guards! Guards!, and I'm wondering what to read next.

I'm currently thinking of reading Men at Arms, Reaper Man, or branching out and reading Good Omens.

Any thoughts?

>>770914
whether or not*

FUCK OFF

>>770925
ok what
where did the other dude's post go

>>770914

I'm not being pretentious because I'm not trying to impress anyone. I use words I've picked up from books habitually.

Anyway, as I said:
>Language is an extension of human expression. He can talk however he likes so long as the message is communicated within the context. Brevity and convention are not imperative.

You are a hipster faggit.

>>770933
Please shut up. You are the only one who still cares. Why don't you go hang out with your girlfriend or something?

>>770933

>Language is an extension of human expression

Absolutely, and you're expressing that you're a pompous fuck who uses flamboyant language where much simpler words would suffice.

>>770945
>>770946

In your eyes, yes. Which is why I couldn't give a flying fuck for the opinion of two futile fiascos of cancerous lumps of carbon. I am communicating. You are hipster faggits. My point all along.

>>770968

Your posts are cancerous to the eyes. It's painful to see such awful writing. Haven't any professors beaten this habit out of you?

>>770968
>futile fiascos

Try learning the definition of futile.

>>770968
Cool forced alliteration, bro. You sound like a newspaper headline.

>>770976

No, because I would have fucked him up good.

Professors are faggots and writing, in it's very nature, is pretentious.

>>770996
>in it's very nature
It's alright, man. Possessives are hard to handle!

>>770983

Futile in terms of your existence. Fiascos in terms of seeking validation for your existence, through means of a career or the like.

>>770878
It's been obvious this whole time.

>>770991

Futile
> Incapable of producing results
Fiasco
> One what's a failure or a sham
Cancerous
> A destructive, festering burden
Lump of carbon
> Lump of the majority of the stuff of what you're made of

>>771002
I lol'd

>>771007
Hipster, indeed.

>>770867
Alright, thanks. I knew I was being trolled, but I appreciate the confirmation.

Even if I do use a thesaurus - how does that correlate to you all being hipster faggots who will never get anywhere in life and die lonely, ignored and fucked over by life?

>>771046
>correlate
>implying your life will be better than anyone else's on fucking 4chan
I grow weary of this

>>771046
how does us being hipster faggots correlate to you using a thesaurus

>>771056

You pointed out the obvious but didn't dispute it. You know you are a fucking loser and the only reason someone like me is browsing /lit/ is to unearth books what might enlighten me.

I am better than you. Fin.

>>771069
Man you're a boring troll. Couldn't you, you know, at least try to be amusing?

>>771063

It doesn't. That's what I just implied with emphasis on the fact that you're pretentious wankers.

>>771078

I exposed you, so I must be a troll, right? Nice try, ego. That's the same part of you talking that gives you more confidence to approach women when you're drunk.

You lose the responsibility of having to deal with your own self and have the façade to fall back on if your identity gets rejected.

>>771087
maximumtrolling.gif

>>771087

I.e., she rejected the drunk me, not the I've always wanted to say this me.

dis shit's gay, yo

>>771087
Look, all I'm asking is that if you're going to sit there giggling like an idiot while you're trolling /lit/, you could at least be nice enough to put on a show for the rest of us. Is that so much to ask?

You guys are still at it?

Unbelievable.

Tripfags are why we can't have nice things.

>>771089

Step 1. Retreat to your basement.
Step 2. Masturbate and fall asleep.
Step 3. ????
Step 4. Forget this ever happened, keep your docile delusions and identity unscathed, profit.

>>771112
Haha, shows what you know. I don't even HAVE a basement!

>>771106
Gb2/v/.

My work is done here.

>>771120
Then stop bumping.

>>771120
So no show? Jesus, you're like a stripper who takes off her clothes but doesn't dance and looks annoyed the whole time. Total fun killer.

All you've done is continuously reaffirm my identity as the boss and your identities as hipster faggots. All that's left is for you to lament your shortcomings and for me to go out and harness this validation.

>>771141
>Thanks to 4chan, I learned what an alpha male I am!
Man, you're a riot.

>>771145

> Thanks to /lit/ and it's community of hipster faggots, I reaffirmed my preconceptions.

I guess I am a riot of colour in this realm of tedium.

>>771151
Bro, my name comes from a Neutral Milk Hotel song.
Calling me a hipster is futile. I know that's a word that you have trouble with, but maybe you can try using context clues.

>>770925
>>771087
>>771113
>>770745
I think these statements summarize this thread
quite beautifully.

Ad hominem here, ad hominem there.

>>771155

No more is meant to be taken from it than you are currently able to grasp. I can't show you the truth. I can only facilitate it with sign posts.

>>771112
>Forget this ever happened, keep your docile delusions and identity unscathed, profit.

This sentence is a failure of the English language. You seem to have trouble with the basics of sentence construction. Vocabulary is not the pinnacle of the spoken or written word.

>>771168

Vocabulary is something that oftentimes doesn't come to me innately. If this thread were worth the effort I would have noticed it and adjusted it.

>>771181
Commas are a complicated subject; really.

Hey what's going on here guize?

>>771255
My god, I thought you were gone forever.
I didn't think it could get much worse than you, pal. How very wrong I was.

>>771255

All of these faggots are in the gutter. Some, i.e. Suck my dick, is looking up at the stars. The rest are hipsters.

>>771270
ohai, Suck my dick. I was wondering where you took off to.
Please call me a hipster again, it makes me feel so cool.

>>771268
How very rude.
I'm here to stay, Magnum.

i don't even have thick rimmed glasses

>>771280
It's Mangum, bro. Jeff Mangum.
And contrary to popular belief, I'm not dead.

>>771276

You are an enlightened individual. You need some momentum in your life in order to achieve everything you're capable of.

Make mistakes. Grow.

>>771288
'scuse me.
I know you're not dead.
I saw you play a show in Brooklyn just a few months ago.

>>771289
Thank you :'D

>>771291
Really? That must've been rad.
You wanna be best friends?

>>771287
You're 15 and in highschool.
gtfo

>>771292

The momentum is pain. An indifference to it. Every decision we make is done owing to either pleasure-seeking or pain. I think the threshold of indifference comes from perpetually exposing yourself to the pain. I haven't crossed it myself yet.

>>771307
I'm gonna make YOU cross the pain if you don't shut the fuck up.

>>771297
Nah, I'm just here to shit the place up.

>>771315

Cross what pain?

You're still a hipster faggit. Pipe down and ponder/absorb my advice like a good little sponge.

>>771322
The pain I'm about to inflict on your face with my fist. I thought that was obvious.

>>771329

Oh I'm sorry. I forgot you were forced into Martial Arts from a young age and still to this day train in MMA.

Oh hold on, that's me. And in congruence with my previous theory, your punch wouldn't hurt me because

A) I've been conditioned into crossing the pain threshold of getting hit in the face by relentlessly getting hit in the face

and B) You're a hipster pleasure-seeking faggit who's never experienced pain so your punch wouldn't hurt anyway because it would be out of your comfort zone to hit me hard.

>>771348
Wow, a tough guy and a literature fan. I bet you play the guitar like a mother fuckin' riot, too.

>>771353

Martial Arts is an expression of the body. Poetic movement and self defence.

Literature is expression through language and narrative. The art of thought.

Unfortunately, I've never had musical friends in my social circle or at least not ones who've influenced me. That form of expression is something I'm yet to unearth.

WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL GOING ON
IT'S JUST TRIPFAGS BITCHING AT EACH OTHER
GO SOMEWHERE ELSE

>>771371
Uh, hey, just out of curiosity, who's your favorite tripfag?
Me, right?

>>771375
You're more of a cunt than any of these other faggots.

>>771376
Well, at least I'm not ugly.

>>771375
It's me.
I'm everyones favorite.

>>771379
Like hell you are!

Goodnight hipsters, anon has a point.

On the morrow ye shall be the same. Docile and confused. Not sure of your values nor your goals. Hipsters being hepcats.

>>771385
Sure I am.
Ask anon.
especially femanons.