/lit/ - Literature

Sound and fury, signifying nothing (just a guff)

"There's the rub"

"O fuck."

Out, vile jelly! where is thy lustre now? (wet and slippery, burning on the exit)

The taints of liberty

His effect of gravy, gravy, gravy.

too pee, or not to pee?

Et tu, brute?

>>7805021
The days creep slowly along until the end of time.

>>7805021
Infinite Jest

Villain, I have done thy mother

>>7805021
"Then must you speak
Of one that shat not wisely but too well;"

Most bloody, fiery, and most terrible.

Out, dunghill!

If it had been painful, I would not have come.

>>7805021
I have not art to reckon my groans

Hell hath no fury like last night's beef vindaloo

the son of utter darkness

Let me have shit, say I; it exceeds continence as far as day does night: it's spritely waking, audible, and full of vent. Continence is a very apoplexy, lethargy; mull'd, deaf, sleepy, insensible; a getter of more bastard children than shit's a destroyer of men.

Beware the Ides of March

Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
Let pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a galled rock
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
To his full height.

And I serve the fairy queen
To dew her orbs upon the green.

>>7805021
"He has killed me, Mother."

>>7805021
I have been houring and houring for many an hour and therein lies a tale.

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks

I have't; - it is engender'd: - hell and night
Must bring this monstrous birth to the world's
light.

She that I spake of, our great captain’s captain,
Left in the conduct of the bold Iago,
Whose footing here anticipates our thoughts
A se'nnight’s speed.

"Once more unto the breach..."

“Though she be but little, she is fierce!”

>>7805093
Kek

thrice to mine and thrice to thine
and thrice again to make up nine

>>7805021
Fair is foul and foul is far

Something wicked this way comes

Alas, more yogurt! I spew it, lactobacille;
A funnel of infinite paste, of most excellent putty

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark

O, I am slain!

>>7805021
"There was good sport at his making"

exit, pursued by a bear

>>7806326
10/10

If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly

O, pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.

That strain again! it had a dying fall:
O, it came o'er my ear like the sweet sound,
That breathes upon a bank of violets,
Stealing and giving odour!

So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see
So long lives this and this gives life to thee

>>7807770
kek

Why may
not imagination trace the noble dust of Alexander,
till he find it stopping a bung-hole?

>>7805021
I'll go no more:

I am afraid to think what I have done;

Look on't again I dare not.

>>7805033
>>7806290
>>7806326
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>>7807770
>>7807822

anons quick:
i want to read underworld by delillo
is it a tough read?
y/n

>>7808224
It would be for you, since you can't even land your post in a topical thread.

>>7808228
y/n?

>>7808224
Close /lit/ right now and go read.

It doesn't matter how tough it is; if you don't open it, it is impossible.

>>7808229
y

Start out slow.
Read "Go, Dog. Go!"

>>7808233
>>7808233
>>7808234
ok thnx
go back to your topic

O for a Muse of fire, that would ascend
The brightest heaven of invention

Beware of jealousy! It’s a green-eyed monster that makes fun of the victims it devours.

It is the bloody business which informs
Thus to mine eyes.

Jesus wept

The night has been chaotic. The wind blew down through the chimneys where we were sleeping. People are saying they heard cries of grief in the air, strange screams of death, and terrible voices predicting catastrophes that will usher in a woeful new age. The owl made noise all night. Some people say that the earth shook as if it had a fever.

Sir Valour dies; cries, "O, enough, Patroclus;
Or give me ribs of steel! I shall split all
In pleasure of my spleen."

>>7805021

methought I was enamoured of an ass?

Oh, horror, horror, horror! This is beyond words and beyond belief!

>>7805021

Fiery shaft quenched in the chaste beams of the watery moon

>>7808202
>>7810100
Oh yes

>>7805033
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>>7807770
topkek