/lit/ - Literature

The penis was.

And then, "HONK HONK!" The car honked its own horn!

I knew God had a sense of humor when I hesitantly answered the ringing K-Mart payphone, only to hear my best friend, who had misdialed my home phone number, on the other end.

Long ago, in a land far beyond the Deep, there was once a king so evil that even the gods feared him.

AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT

I saged furiously with my right hand while my left rapidly ascended to the tip of my throbbing erection and back down again.

>>898355
>>898356

This is a masterpiece.

>>898348
Fair
>>898349
Sure
>>898353
winner
>>898355
cliche
>>898356
AND THEN I DIED
>>898357
Lol homosex

>>898357
Lol

Some may question the extent of OP's faggotry; however I, good fellow, am well aware that it exceeds that of any other faggot.

I laboriously lowered my ivory fingers to my ebony keyboard and proceeded to immortalize my words upon this thread.

http://www.onesentence.org/

enjoy OP, you can fill your short-short story needs

You can't judge the merit of an author in a fucking sentence. It's not always about the way you write, you know. It's about the story and how you string that shit together.

just read tao lin's twitter

>>898368
Thats 3 sentences

Fuck the snake police; no snake justice no snake peace.

As the shemale pounded into my bruised, bleeding asshole, I began to reminisce about how this had come to be, and I came to the conclusion that I never should have written that one sentence in that troll thread.

>>898367
that site is compiled of the most menial shit

howz about a paragraph instead

"None of the plastic tits and parlor trick cumshots and faked submissive sweet nothings can fight this phenomenon. Mainstream porn will never be able to compete with your next-door neighbor and her live streaming webcam. Flat chests and pasty, puffy pimples are the must have qualities of the future, big dicks will be left behind."

The last man in the world heard a knock at the door.

I walked over to my bed and fell unto and into it without getting out and always kept into and unto it until I feel asleep upon it.

>>898349

>>898368
>>898381

I lol'd

>>898493
Ew.

One time when I was masturbating in the pool my large intestine got sucked out through my ass and I sort of got my sister pregnant.

The world hit him like a brick in the face, in a process known as "waking up".

>>898508
I don't believe you

>>898523
"Repent, Harlequin!" said the Tick Tock Man, but the Harlequin said "No!" so the Tick Tock Man had him killed but then felt ambivalent about it.

The shaft hardened as it laid gently, but firmly, into thy pooper.

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>>898381

Genius.

That sharp, second-long unmatchable feeling of horrendous pain he experienced led to his vagina

My failure left me bleeding on the floor, paralyzed not by shock or fear, but by the realization that I did not have an ounce of control over my own life or death.

Once, at a wedding, I pooped when I was only trying to fart.