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Alright here we go

>> No.9657607
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template

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>> No.9657884

>>9657626
kys

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>>9657601

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>>9658577
>le nationalism is bad maymay

>> No.9658598

>>9658591
Well it did lead to some of the worst wars in the 20th century.

And that's just one of the themes of the book, not something I'm saying is good or bad.

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>>9658598
jews and straying from god led to the 20th century atrocities, but your fedora-tipping lefty ass has nothing to say about that

>> No.9658606

>>9658598
https://geopoliticalfutures.com/in-defense-of-nationalism/

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>>9658606

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>>9657601

>> No.9658613

>>9658598
That would be Communism and Geopolitics, not Nationalism, anon.

>> No.9658668

>>9658598
It's funny that people still believe this. Educate yourself on the Harriman's and Bush's

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OC.
>Criticize or give suggestions and I'll update.

>> No.9659296

Bump

>> No.9659457

>>9658613
I didn't know Communism caused the world wars

>> No.9659473

>>9658713
Probably bring "oh lordy he said cunt" over to the right as well, he says it a lot.
Maybe add something about STDs to the got also

>> No.9659487

>>9659457
>oh lordy he said cunt
well I wanted that on the left because the novel gained some fame for being "out there" and shocking to people because of the language Miller uses. (see the "Not to be imported into great Britain or USA)
Maybe it isn't obvious enough, idk.

>> No.9659494

>>9659457
Iuck! ingore >>9659487
meant for >>9659473 obviously

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>> No.9660570

bump

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>> No.9661104

>>9659562
lmao'd at steely dan

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honest oc

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>> No.9661634

>>9658602
go back to your containment board

>> No.9661639

>>9657884
Why tho?

>> No.9661640

>>9661537
so, it's a children's book?

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I cant be the only one on lit who read this

>> No.9661654

>>9661640
haha damn ure cool

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>> No.9662412

>>9658598
I think you mean imperialism, fascism, and communism friend.

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>> No.9662828

>>9658609
>le Versailles ruined german economy

Fucking kek. When will this meme end?

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>>9662828
>When will this meme end
>>9662828
>will this meme end
>>9662828
>this meme end
>>9662828
>this meme
>>9662828
>meme
>>9662828
>meme

>> No.9662849

>>9658611
>dude chick dude
Is that a poly relationship? Because I fucking dig poly relationships.

>> No.9662851

>>9661650
kek'd

you forgot the bestiality and incest

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>> No.9662858

>>9662852
I know this is a meme pic, but corn in the germanic languages means grains. Not actual corn.

>> No.9662861

>>9662858
>corn
corn is also from the Americas so it din't exist in the times of Ceasar in Europe yet.

>> No.9662864

>>9662861
exactly

>> No.9662934

>>9662828
Clemenceau would've turned all of Germany into a concentration camp if he was able to, he had major influence on the treaty and his sole goal was weakening Germany

Obviously it wasn't enough, but how retarded would you have to be to deny that Versailles fucked them up?

>> No.9662953

>>9662849
Technically, but the cultural concept is different.

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>> No.9665945

>>9658602
We strayed from God because of the world wars

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>> No.9665969

>>9658668
>>9658613
>>9658606
>>9658602
Literally check out these /pol cunts on Lit

Fuck off nazi scum

>> No.9665993

>>9658591
>le go back to pol you neet maymay

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>> No.9666024

>>9665969
>/pol/
I'm a leftist and even I agree that you are being a cunt right now.

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>>9657601

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>>9658591
>>9658602
>when pol derails every thread and complain that people don't like them

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>>9662858
>>9662861

>> No.9666076

>>9661537
Seems like a pretty neato book.

>> No.9666078

>>9665966
if you included a soundtrack CD of Les Miserables in what I got then this would be pretty close

>> No.9666091

>>9666070
Kill yourself faggot. Do you know how important our topics are? They are fundamental to the survival of the human race (i.e the white race). The reason why we intervene so much is because we are sick and tired of 4chan being subverted by passive aggressive communist and zionist propaganda. How the fuck are we supposed to react when we see it clearly as the sun that leftists are manipulating people here to support their self destructive agendas? We are morally obligated to act! Despite what you may believe in your little shit of a mind, our insights are well constructed and provide a very clear picture of the world around us. The only reason for which you hate us is because it has become cool to be a contrarian asshole that rejects the truth. That's right, I won't be humble about it, /pol/ is undeniably one of the largest repository of truth in the world. Why should I try to pretend this is not the case and give you marxists undeserved respect? We have literally thousands of links to statistics that prove the inequality of races, the inferiority of women and the jewish propaganda. You fucking filthy ass faggot should know your place and listen. Even if this is the literary board, truth has no place. It is universal. Therefore you cannot contest the fact that it is wrong to spread the truth anywhere and anytime regardless of context and situation. Maybe if you took a peek outside and saw the fucking nighogs that are raping women everyday you would stop being a cuck.

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9666091
>/pol/ is undeniably one of the largest repository [sic] of truth in the world.
Not even a (You)

Maybe if you stopped agitating on pol for five seconds to talk to human beings you might find otherwise.

>> No.9666113

>>9666091
Is this a joke?

>>9666107
That's good, because it isn't me. Why you would think any would need to pretend to be this retarded to make /pol/ seem bad is beyond me.

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>>9666057
what i got

>> No.9666121

>>9658710
LOL accurate
First time I'm saving one of these

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>>9658591

>> No.9666157

>>9666070
>going autistic and samefagging over a lame meme
>put the blame for the derailment on the one that posted the meme, triggering your autism
Are you just screwing around or do you actually believe you're in the right?

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>>9658591
>le nationalism is good maymay

>> No.9666207

>>9666107
What proof do you have that what /pol/ says is bogus? Every statistic provided by /pol/ usually comes from well trusted academic sources. Instead of your fucking marxist """intellectuals""", we base our understanding purely on the scientific method and not on the zionist critical theory. Your suicidal worldview is produced solely by your need of not having your feelings hurt. Literally the only argument that leftists use when trying to disproove the overwhelming evidence that niggers are savage animals is that they know a black guy. You asshole create your autistic knowledge by having a smug superiority moral complex that makes you think that you are entitled to spout retarded opinions about everything. You do not know anything about politics yet you feel like you have the right to criticize us. Once you'll grow up you'll realize that the opinion of the (controlled) majority is not a fact and you'll finally realize that /pol/ was right. Unfortunately by that time niggers and muzslimes will be probably running around the streets murdering and raping people freely and there will be nothing you'll be able to do because jewish influence will have successfully indoctrinated every single institution in the entire world. Now is it such an outrageous claim to state that I don't want me, my family and my nation to be a victim of systematic genocide? If you don't believe so then you will find that despite the thousands of years worth of jewish indoctrination that you agree with /pol/ more than you think. Just give it a try. Aren't you anyway the faggots that think that free speech is the ultimate of all goods? If so, how about you stand by your doctrine and give me some respect you cucks.

>> No.9666235

>>9666207
What % of black people commit crime?

>> No.9666237

>>9665969
go back to www.reddit.com

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>>9666091
>>9666207

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>>9666235

>> No.9666250

>>9666244
These statistics say that white people commit acts of violence towards 1.6% of the black population and black people commit acts of violence towards 1.4% of the white. If a black man and a white man meet on the street it's statistically more likely that the black man will be attacked. Funny how stats work.

>> No.9666257

>>9666244
WRONG it's 100% you faggot marxist cuck, kys

>> No.9666260

>>9666250
You're a special kind of retard aren't you?

>> No.9666264

>>9666257
Tbh even if you're being ironic, it's probably true if we consider crimes that haven't been documented.

>> No.9666265

>>9661763
I love that diddy kong. Nice touch. Altough I imagened her more like a young teenwolf

>> No.9666266

>>9666260
Dispute the facts.

>> No.9666294

>>9666266
You see this is the way you filthy marxists faggots try to win debates against us. You build ideological structures on foundations of clay and then try to bait us into arguing against said structure. You confuse your adversaries by stating prepositions so obviously false that makes them mad and then you declare that you've won because you've hit a criteria that has been conveniently enstablished by some zionist communist. what you are doing right now is trying to produce a red herring to avoid confronting the main topics of /pol/ head on. Why are you so scared of opening you ears and listen to us? If it is true that your ideology wasn't the product of century long marxist propaganda you wouldn't be so inclined to defend would you? What's the matter, did I hurt your feelings? Well get used to it, because the world isn't a magical land of ponies and rainbow. This reminds me of another thing that I despise immensely about /lit/. it's subverted gayness. You can read in between the lines of the threads here that there is a systematic brainwashing that has rendered the modern man more feminine and prone to irrational thoughts. The way people pretend to be so devoted to reading some cuck-tier novels because they want to "feel" more just fucking disgusts me. Are you really so immature that you cannot have an objective point of view? Fuck off.

>> No.9666303

>>9666294
Alright I'll fuck off.

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>>9666294

>> No.9666316

>>9666313
Nice argument faggot

>> No.9666317

>>9666316
>>>/po/

>> No.9666321

>>9666317
You still haven't debunked a single thing i said

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>> No.9666340

>>9666321
The role of /pol/ on 4chan is to be the butt of all jokes, not be a serious source of debate. Now get out there and attack 1.6% of the black population!

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>>9657601
Not what I expected, but really good, anyways.

>> No.9666413

>>9665966
And theconstant descriptions of people's clothing.
Also, Bateman's pleb. Genesis was much bette in the 70s than in the 80s. Land of confusion is theirr worst album (excluding Calling All Stations,of course)

>> No.9666419

>>9666294
I googled this and it isn't pasta, he actually wrote it lel.

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>>9661763

>> No.9666501

>>9666207
i think im autistic for falling for this bait

>Every statistic provided by /pol/ usually comes from well trusted academic sources
no? you're right that most liberals won't even broach or tolerate a real discussion of the claims, but /pol/ is usually not too fussed about digging deeper into the things it cites either. holocaust denial threads are particularly bad in this regard, simply googling 90% of the "debunking images" leads to their debunking immediately. people seem to think dumping their folders and bruteforcing people's brains with narrative-inducing "facts" is all thats necessary. it is, but not for anything like seeking after truth. its just crudely effective propaganda.

>What's the matter, did I hurt your feelings? Well get used to it, because the world isn't a magical land of ponies and rainbow. This reminds me of another thing that I despise immensely about /lit/. it's subverted gayness.
/lit/ is more pessimistic and realistic in its assessment of reality than /pol/ - which is childishly romantic even when it prophesises doom and destruction.

>Once you'll grow up you'll realize that the opinion of the (controlled) majority is not a fact and you'll finally realize that /pol/ was right
whats the likelihood that /pol/ is right as opposed to just another kind of wrong?

>Are you really so immature that you cannot have an objective point of view?
wtf is an objective point of view? i hope you're not claiming its something you possess. only God can have that dummy

>> No.9666559

>>9666266
He is saying you cant compare those percentages because they arent proportional.if you divide that percentage by the number of times bigger the white population is than the black population you will have a comparable number.

You would have to walk past millions of more whites to get that .2 increase.

>> No.9666562

>>9666445
I was also surprised that Dante's Divine Comedy, specifically Inferno, wasn't exclusively spooky adventures into Hell

made me fall in love with it even more

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OC

>> No.9666623

>>9666294

>loads of hot air
>no actual points

This is why nobody takes you people seriously

>> No.9666637

>>9666615
That's why Star Wars is so popular where other Sci-Fi worlds failed. No one cares about the fucking physics and math of anything.

>> No.9666693

>>9666294
god youre a fucking faggot. would you kindly go off yourself, please?

>being this embedded in ideology and yet accuse others of the same

/pol/'s number one problem right here: having literal autistic-tier lack of self-awareness.

>> No.9666708

>>9666559
They are proportional. Do the math.

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>> No.9666838

>>9666708
There are 1 billion people in india.
I kill 1 million indians.
They come and kill 1 of the 2 people in my house.
Indians are 49.9 percent more likely to kill the people sitting in my house than i am to kill them in their country.

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>>9666615
That sounds fucking great! I must read this book now

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>> No.9666951

>>9666838
No, literally do the math. % is proportionate. Look at the % of people assaulted compared to total pop for each race, it's around 1.5% for each.

>> No.9666954

>>9658591
You are 100-200 years too late.

>> No.9666975

>>9666340
>The role of /pol/ on 4chan is to be the butt of all jokes, not be a serious source of debate.
Why are you so dismissive?
>Now get out there and attack 1.6% of the black population!
Stop acting childishly and learn2math for your own sake.

>> No.9666987

>>9666666
Ss

>> No.9667031

>>9664547
Also, a very long boat trip.

>> No.9667035

>>9666975
62,593 (number of black victims) is about 0.165% of the black population (38,000,000)
320,082 (number of white victims) is about 0.165% of the white population

So 0.165% of each race is a victim of violence at the hands of the other. Both the numbers are tiny and also pretty even so the black peril isn't as perilous it seems when the statistics are honest. Your response?

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>>9667035
Maybe you should read further than the first couple of pages in a book (denoting on the blue infogram posted further above). I doubt that an anon like you actually is on /lit/ and provides constructive criticism on books and literature.

Despite the fact that personally I keep a neutral stance on 4chan I have to say that you got your ass handed by the /pol/tard over there.

Leave /lit/, your biased left-based-and-built oppinions are of no need to anyone here boy. The only reason why you keep on arguing is the premise that right-wing-oppinions are wrong based on a narative built by others. Go out, read some history and realise that bias drives both you and the pol/tard above. But in this case you've lost. Good luck next time.

>> No.9667069

>>9667058
My first post to him was asking about what % of the black population are criminals. I don't see how I got my ass handed to me when I used his statistics that he supplied to show that statistically crime is pretty low and about even between the races. And imagine if blacks didn't commit however many times more crime than whites -- what would the white excuse be for victimising a higher % of the black population? I'm sorry that statistics have a leftist bias

>> No.9667082

>>9661238
a c c u r a t e

>> No.9667106

>>9662661
Whats this? Is it about the machete trade in Angola?

>> No.9667213

>>9661634
>>9666070
>>9665969
>>9665993
>>9666147
>>9666194
Same Brockpuppet.

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OC coming through to breakup the shitposters

>> No.9667263

>>9667216
nice senpai

>> No.9667266

>>9666975
>>9667035
>>9667058
>>9667069
if you're going to shitpost can you at least reply to a real post every other comment so you don't take over the thread with your argument that doesn't belong here.

>> No.9667274

If you want to discuss politics, go to /pol/.

Okay?

>> No.9667304
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Picked it up completely blind as a kid, the only thing I knew was that it was sci-fi. Boy was I blown away.

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>> No.9667402

>>9667321
damn, that sounds pretty good.

>> No.9667404

>>9667390
lol i am reading this right now and don't know what to think about this post.

>> No.9667406

>>9667404
It'll make more sense at the end.

>> No.9667432

>>9666942
underrated

>> No.9667608

>>9667216
Good then? It's been on my list for a while but I'm currently reading thesecond sex and holy fuck that woman rants

>> No.9667653

>>9667608
Voila moniseur >>9654494

>> No.9667682

>>9665945
"Wars bring us closer to nature."

Did Nietzsche say we killed God before or after the world wars?

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>>9658591
>spooks ever being good

>> No.9667695

>>9666207
/lit/ you are disappointing me for falling for the le ebin master trole

>> No.9667700

>>9667608
If you're a westerner who likes eastern thought then you'll find it spectacular. A lot of contrarians on this board shit on it for reasons, but it's a great quick read.

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>>9657601

>> No.9667704

>>9657884
Altright larper detected

>> No.9667709

>>9667682
pretty long before

>> No.9667711

>>9658713
>>9659473

I thought the book was pretty heartfelt but that could be just me

>> No.9667713

>>9667321
This is the second time I've seen AK boiled down to this. Ik it's the point of the image but is that really the best we can do?

>> No.9667717

>>9667709
Then there's our answer.

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Only half serious, but the book was a huge disappointment to me.

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>> No.9667751

>>9667711
Just because it was memed like this doens't mean it wasn't good.
I thought it was very good as well.

>> No.9667753

>>9666413
>Also, Bateman's pleb
All his music spiels are basic student-newspaper tier reviews of the most popular works of the artists. Can you imagine him listening to music alone?

>> No.9667772

>>9667727
Chapter one is just "Don't shout at people and they're more likely to be helpful"
It was all true but I can't imagine who needs to read it

>> No.9667777

>>9667772
I googled an article that just compiled the point in each chapter and it was more helpful than the book. Reading hundreds of success stories was ridiculously boring. Rarely do I get rid of a book, but I had to with that one.

>> No.9667792

>>9667750
I thought it was a cockroach?

>> No.9667823

>>9667792
Kafka was purposefully vague. I believe the Russian word means unclean animal unfit for sacrifice. Most translators use vermin or insect.

>> No.9667826
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>>9667792
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IT WAS A DUNGBEETLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.9667828

>>9667792
It's like the fruit of knowledge- it's never actually described, but everybody makes assumptions based on popular depictions.
It was probably a quince

>> No.9667833

>>9667823
>>9667792
Read the original faggots.
In german it is DUNG BEETLE.
I am sorry your translators/interpreters lied to you but that is the truth.
>>9667828
No the older maid they get calls him a DUNG BEETLE.
I want this fucking meme to end just because oyu all read translations.

>> No.9667852

>>9667751
My point being the good 3 panels are able to address the impact on the reader

>> No.9667857
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9667857

>>9667833
>>9667826
Oh fuck off. That one maid calls him a dung beetle in my translation, but she's hardly an authority figure, and we have no way to know that she was calling him that literally, or that just because he is a dung beetle in that instant that he wasn't something else before then. What we do know is that Kafka did not want the thing illustrated on the cover at all costs.

If you think Kafka is straightforward then I don't know what to tell you.

>> No.9667888

>>9667857
>or that just because he is a dung beetle in that instant that he wasn't something else before then.
you're retarded
Making him a DUNG beetle, which moves shit from one pace to another, is very symbolic and an analogy to the original Georg.
At least he never mentioned him being a Kakerlake (roach) but he was mentioned as specificaly being a Mistkäfer (dung beetle)

>> No.9667891

>>9666413
Bateman is supposed to be a pleb. He doesn't really have an individual personality.

>> No.9667901

>>9666325
fuck of with your gummy bears Brandon

>> No.9667911

>>9667216
So what you expected and what you got were basically the same thing?

>> No.9667926

>>9667911
ikr thats what I thought when I saw this

>except for the kamasutra ofc

>> No.9667927

>>9667833
>don't speak german
>must be a homosexual

just chill. it's possible to be informative without being a dick.

>> No.9667933

>>9667653
Merci

>> No.9667935

>>9667888
I did not say he was a cockroach that was the other poster.

Scholars have been arguing back and forth for a long time to pin him down as something realistic and there is no strong argument. Like I said the one time he's called a dung beetle is by an unreliable source, and it's one time in a story that is purposefully convoluted. He's called a ungeziefer once too, which by your logic would remove the possibility for him being a dung beetle later.

It's very possible that he was a dung beetle in Kafka's mind, but we can not say that he was for sure, or that he was meant to be portrayed that way.

>> No.9667945

>>9667926
>>9667911

The first pic is the Buddha since I thought that's what the book was about when I grabbed it quickly at a book sale. The second pics are of a different Siddartha.

>> No.9667973

>>9667927
ok. :) calmly we will continue.

It is jsut incredibly infuriating to see this myth of Georg being a cockroach being mentioned everywhere
>>9667935
>ungeziefer
does not mean that he is not a Mistkäfer. Ungeziefer just means an animal which is destructive and you would not want around.
But OK.
Lets agree that we shouldn't specify him on one single type of bug for the purpose of allowing the reader to interpret and envision him as different forms, eventhough I do not believe the maid to be an unreliable source.
But that also means he should not be described as a C*ckroach either since that is never ever mentioned on any page in the short book.
Promise me though that from now one you will if you have to define him as a specific bug that it will be a "Dung Beetle"?

>> No.9667990

>>9667973
I'm glad you calmed down there's no reason to be upset over discourse on a good story.

I do think that a dung beetle is the best option if we have to pin him down I just envisioned him as a beetle like insect with fly eyes prior to reading, and during the bulk of my reading as he's not called a dung beetle until way in.

>> No.9667993

>>9667973
It's probably because Cockroach fits the idea of being repulsive to most people during the ages when they read it - mid to late teens, and so the idea just spread. I remember my English teacher in freshman year telling us it was a cockroach.

>> No.9667995

>>9667973
>Promise me though that from now one you will if you have to define him as a specific bug that it will be a "Dung Beetle"?
Oh fuck off. Mistkäfer in german can be considered a generalized term referring to any obnoxious insect, or even arachnids. Germans will happily call, mosquitos, flies, spiders and cockroaches mistkäfer, if the fucking thing won't sit still so you can kill it.
You're a dipshit, and you're an arrogant dipshit to boot.

>> No.9668019
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9668019

>>9667995
>Mistkäfer in german can be considered a generalized term referring to any obnoxious insect
Du labberst scheiße und du weißt es. Mistkäfer ist kein spezifisches Insekt.
>>9667990
If you are OP of>>9667750
you should have the fly (or cockroach) on the left and then a dung beetle on the right.
>pic related

>> No.9668024

>>9668019
>Mistkäfer ist kein spezifisches Insekt.
Das hab ich doch grad gesagt, du arschloch. Les mein post nochmal, aber langsam.

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9668047

>>9668024
I serious read your post as Ungeziefer instead of Mistkäfer....
My brain cells are starting to rott away because I am having to """""discuss"""""" with you.

You're still till wrong though,

>> No.9668052
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9668052

Updated Kafka Metamorphosis

>pff this guy is such a Faggot
>>9667857
>>9667935
>>9667995
>>9668024

>> No.9668056

>>9667995
Du bist ein Idiot.

>> No.9668063

>>9668047
You're a goddamn moron, and I can't believe I'm having this fucking discussion with you. I live in germany. Mistkäfer is an actual bug -nobody's disputing that-, but it's ALSO a general term, so it doesn't provide concrete evidence toward a specific insect the guy turned into, ESPECIALLY if there are still academics arguing over it! I'm sure they all just oversaw that descriptor. I'm not fucking around here, you little shit.

>> No.9668071

>>9668056
Just because you can use google translate that doesn't make me wrong.

>> No.9668085
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9668085

>>9668063

>> No.9668670

>>9668052
Thanks for fixing it up for me.

>>9667701
Should I read Dune before this?

>> No.9668682

>>9661650
Looks violently interesting.

>> No.9668810

>>9666447
This one is great too

>> No.9668860

>>9668670
not samefag but
Dune is probably in depth, Hyperion feels dated to me
I just read it, it's a bit more travelog/adventure, hyperion that is. I did skip some though because the narrative was a bit cringey.
"they might take a different route depending on circumstances...because of reasons"
oh glob stop this.

>> No.9669030

>>9668860
>Hyperion feels dated to me
Dan Simmons isn't a good writer and his weaknesses show upon repeat readings of the Hyperion books or after you read Ilium and realize that the allusions to literature are just there to create the illusion of substance.

>> No.9669038

>>9664547
I finally watched the anime after putting off the series due to shitting translations then I moved onto the manga again properly translated and it's so fucking good so far.

So many things I both missed the first time and didn't get from the anime, like Guts showing genuine compassion as early as end of the Count arc and the beginning of the Golden Age arc when he consoles both of his parental figures as a child instead of shirking away even though he had good reason to both times. None of the characters are nearly as two dimensional as I had thought either. Gud manga.

>> No.9669533

Have any of you actually read a book? I just thought we were here to shitpost memes and whatever.

>> No.9669554

>>9666615
First two books were good, After the whole Ring thing it gets much like fantasy. I like the space politics and the science of things. It makes imagining all that a lot easier.

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>> No.9669657

>>9664547
Really good manga, dunno about anime. It's kind of a messed up story though, watching a man fall into pieces (literally and emotionally) and replace all he looses with the need for revenge.

>> No.9669662
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9669662

OC here.

>> No.9669673

>>9658577
Kek, did you watch the show before reading the books?

Whew lad...

>> No.9669675

>>9658602
Is this a morph of Bloom and Peterson?

>> No.9669679

>>9658591
Nationalism is good but not in a neonazi stormfag /pol/ way.

>> No.9669682

>>9658710
>not getting that from every Russian writer ever

>> No.9669739

>>9666325
Should have have a pic of a toddler with a pen in the last panel

>> No.9669856
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>> No.9670019

>>9669856
So it turned out better?

>> No.9670060

>>9666207
>Once you'll grow up you'll realize that the opinion of the (controlled) majority is not a fact and you'll finally realize that /pol/ was right.

How funny that you defend one of the most important arguments of both Adorno and Foucault.

>> No.9670417
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9670417

>>9666091
kys

>> No.9671757

>>9662858
how new are you?

I'm absolutely laughing my ass off at the absurdity of this image. Anyone with even the faintest knowledge of history would know that the "corn" that Caesar speaks of in Commentaries On The Gallic War is not the corn that we in the west are familiar with, but is rather a poor translation for the word "grain" which in Latin is "Frumentum"

Myself and many others who have read the commentaries would know what you're trying to refer to with your image but it's wrong. Unless of course you were already aware of this and you are posting this ironically. In which case I commend you for your post but it's still blatantly wrong. I would have gone with a collage of images of wheat instead.

7/10

>> No.9672010

>>9667833
Citation needed. I've several sources saying the Gregor was an unspecified bug. Kafka was even upset over the covers that showed the insect because he wanted it ambiguous.

>> No.9672313

>>9666294
>brings up a good point from your own statistics
>write a dense paragraph about how this is what all you dirty marxist faggots do all the time is argue with stupid Jewish confusing tactics
LMAO. Fucking saved, thanks for the fresh pasta.

>> No.9672395

>>9669637
underrated

>> No.9672437

>>9669554
>After the whole Ring thing it gets much like fantasy
What?

>> No.9673195
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9673195

OC

>> No.9673371
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>> No.9674989

>>9666951
Lol you go champ!

>> No.9675334

>>9667390
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>> No.9675457

>>9666325
Fat white chicks?

>> No.9675533
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9675533

>> No.9675563
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>> No.9675572
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9675572

>>9666402

>> No.9675594
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>> No.9676073

>>9675533
throw some more trees in there and you've got it.

>> No.9676150
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9676150

>>9676073

>> No.9676167

>>9673371
Aheheh. I thought it was funny that Mephistopheles was a poodle also. Though apparently back then "poodle" was a term that referred to any medium-sized dog.

>> No.9676384

>>9667321
lmaooooooo nice

>> No.9676385
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9676385

some OC

>> No.9676392

>>9669637
this good

>> No.9676658

>>9669856
So it's not about vikings or? I seriously need context.

>> No.9676784
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>> No.9677187

>>9667608
demian and beneath the wheel are better. also his short stories are fine

>> No.9677195

>>9676150
lol nigger

>> No.9677244
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9677244

People who say Lolita is fucked up obviously never read this one

>> No.9677339

>>9675563
This is so true

>> No.9677447
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9677447

I tried.

>> No.9677617

>>9675533
lol

>> No.9677994

>not a single funny post in the whole thread

makes you think

>> No.9678752

>>9675594
I mean, yeah this is kind of true, but it doesn't make it any less wonderful.

>> No.9678758

>>9675533
If you expected the movies, you're a dumb-dumb. The books were written in the 1950s, the films are Hollywood adapting something dense and making it accessible enough for mainstream audiences.

>> No.9679264

>>9677994
didn't think these were supposed to be funny

>> No.9679322

>>9666194
It is, unless you are an antisemite who is against Israel.

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9679359

>>9666075

>> No.9679470
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9679470

These threads are terrible because all you unfunny nu-lit fuckers spam the what I expected and what I got boxes with stupid memey dogshit instead of using a singular image in a clever way like intended.

These aren't fucking review threads.

>> No.9679493

>>9679470
>These aren't fucking review threads

Why can't they be review threads? I've found some great novels through these things. Stop policing our memes as if we make them with (YOU) in mind.

>> No.9679538

>>9658609
The same can be said about the current economic downturns and the response of nationalism. So we all agree that nationalism is shit, thanks for agreeing.

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9679759

>>9679757
Sorry

>> No.9679760
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9679760

>>9676784

>> No.9679941
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9679941

Just read this, and making this image actually helped me place how I feel about the book
/blog

>> No.9679944

>>9679470
That's what you're supposed to do unless there is a singular image that represents the experience well.

>> No.9679978
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9679978

>>9667713
obvi it needs wayyyyy more nooses and "liaison" jokes but anon probably didnt actually read it.

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>> No.9680934

Don't know how to translate this into chart farm so here we go
>What I read:
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep
>What I expected:
Oh, the title is a metaphor
>What I got:
Oh, the book is actually about electric sheep

>> No.9680977

>>9665966

film was better than the book

>> No.9681040

>>9666091
>They are fundamental to the survival of the human race (i.e the white race
I love the unwarranted self importance subanimals have.

>> No.9681468

>>9680934
MS PAINT

>> No.9681531
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9681531

>> No.9682423

>>9658598
>>9662412

I think he meant the eternal anglo, international jewry and communism, my friendos

>> No.9682448
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>> No.9682462

>>9677447
that looks pretty good anon
was it meant to be an insult?
>cus I like salem
and it looks like some quirky shit is going on

>> No.9682466

>>9666447
Very Very Very Very Very True

>> No.9682483

>>9664547
my favorite manga

>> No.9682489

>>9682448
Does the new season have more of the ayy lmao subplot? I loved that but it was only mentioned casually in like 2 episodes IIRC.

>> No.9682527

>>9682489
Maybe. Only eight episodes are out and the eighth looks like it may be going that direction, but it's hard to tell for sure (it's not yet clear what exactly is happening in the series).

>> No.9682695

>>9682448
Very true and I love it for it. One thing that saddens me is there is no longer the nostalgic love for coffee and apple pie because Cooper is so dazed as Dougie. Gone is that happy-go-lucky charm of his.

>> No.9682725

>>9680977
The film is nowhere near as good as the book.

>> No.9682729

>>9680811

subtle

>> No.9682823

>>9661537
Is this a c c u r a t e?

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9682984

>>9667833

>> No.9683006

>>9661650
They had this in the ground floor library of this mental hospital which is where I was staying for a month. My neighbor obtained it and offered to switch it with my copy of Judy Garland's biography, Get Happy.I read the first page which mentioned nurses' doing circumcisions on babies at a hospital. Yeah, I thought that I stay with my garland book.

>> No.9683015

>>9682984
OPEN YOUR GODDAMN EYEY GREGOR!

>> No.9683827

>>9666294

Hahahaha yes! Those damn dirty Marxists with their "facts" and "knowledge." Why can't they just be driven by pleb emotions like nationalism and "muh free markets" such as you and me???

>> No.9683913

>>9679760
I've read the book and I don't get this.

>> No.9684096

>>9666413
>Bateman's a pleb

That was the point bucko

>> No.9684419

>>9658598
these "intellectual" types always seem to casually forget the terrors of communism and leftism.

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>> No.9686664

>>9669030
He's really good at worldbuilding though.

>> No.9686673

>>9666294
>your facts don't fully support what you are proporting, dispute what I said
>You see this is the way you filthy marxists faggots try to win debates against us

Yeah you are right, it is. Friendly reminder /pol/ suffers from creationist tier retardation.

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9686710

>>9685842

>> No.9686711

>>9686673
Fundamental flaw with humans is that when confronted with information beyond comprehension they become aggressive. This hinders them from seeing things from their opponents perspective, which in itself is the main reason of conflicts. You have proven my initial point right three times in a row. First you failed to accept criticism, being unable to understand how someone could view you differently than you do yourself. This bred anger which led you to abandon all arguments and forced you to attack the opponent personally whilst projecting those characteristics onto him. Very ironic, to be honest. And finally, you were so mad and eagre to pull your opponent down on your level that you started speaking to him in your native tounge, using ever more vulgral insults.

Can you not see the flaws of your action? Dumb people are predictable, you are predictable. I called you "not as smart as you think you are" with a reason. I wanted to see how you react. You reacted exactly how I wanted. I lead you on and you kept following. Now, this might be regarded as hindsight wisdom, but I can predict what you want to do now. You want to leave an ever so condescending reply, attacking me with greater insults. You want to hurt me, if I were standing in front of you you'd probably consider physically attacking me. Which is, dare I say, very animal of you.

>> No.9686721

>>9686711
I predicted this response.

>> No.9686722

>>9666413
>And theconstant descriptions of people's clothing.
I can appreciate it from the practical standpoint of demonstrating the mind-numbing dirge of consumer habit, but Jesus Christ it's fucking obnoxious.
>>9665969
cringe

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9686780

>>9686721

>> No.9686783

>>9669662
kek

>> No.9686786

>>9686711
>You have proven my initial point right three times in a row
I just got here anon

>You reacted exactly how I wanted
You wanted me to be dumbfounded by the fact that you couldn't answer a simple question based on shit you posted?

>> No.9687951

>>9686710
>fedora
>not tinfoil hat
lrn2meme

>> No.9687968

>>9687951
He's right, you're wrong.

>> No.9687984

>>9665969
>CNN and buzzfeed told me we must take me was against me alt right online!
>fuck you nazi bigots!

Why thread reeks of underage left-wing fedoras

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>> No.9687996

>>9669679
This, it's good to love and want to do a lot for one's own country, but when it treads the racial line it has gone too far.

>> No.9688001

>>9662839
kek

>> No.9688020

>>9666250
Funny thing is that >>9666294 could have just noted that the black US population is roughly 6 times smaller than the white population, so the black people who commit 1.4% acts of violence towards white people commit more acts of violence in pure numbers. Which is, what I think, he was going for.

Too bad >>9666294 resorted into name calling and going into an ideological dispute instead of answering like a rational person.

>> No.9688023

>>9666942
accurate

>> No.9688083

>>9657626
Someone should make a swastika fidget spinner

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>> No.9688148

>>9666207
holy fuck youre retarded. release your grip on ideology u asshole

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9688181

>>9658602
pls, continue to cherry-pick the opinions of your Uni Youtuber and cluster them with the deranged ramblings of /pol/ ,,,forms a convenient narrative, doesn't it? you utter fucking pleb. continue pissing against the moon

>> No.9688648

Why all the /pol/ hate? They're not wrong. Niggers.

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>> No.9689315

>>9688648
Leave this board nazi, no one likes you

>> No.9689339

>>9688648
Because /pol/ should stay in their containment board. When they spill out they have a sort of Midas touch, but instead of turning things into gold they turn threads into shit.

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>> No.9689502

>>9666942
I just got house of leaves after ordering it, flipped through some pages and am thoroughly frightened. What should I expect going into this?

>> No.9689511

>>9689502

entry level metafiction, and one of the earliest examples of viral marketing

>> No.9689546

>>9680811
more like
>got: p-u it stinks in here

>> No.9689579

>>9689315
no u

>> No.9690036

>>9675533
my dad and i always used to joke about this so i showed him this pic and he got a kick out of it

>> No.9690051

>>9680934
kek i just had this exact same experience

>> No.9690052

>>9679978
anon I agree with you when you say the other anon probably didn't read it: but "noose?" Did you read it?

>> No.9690071

>>9682462
I enjoyed it, cat was one of my fav characters. Shit gets wild as only Soviets know how

>> No.9690104

>>9676150
So, would you suggest this? Calvino is such an Hit or miss i swear to God

>> No.9690424

>>9666942
Is this book good?

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>>9659562
>steely dan

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>> No.9691210

>>9666264
You're an idiot.

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>>9661238
fixed this one

>> No.9691278

>>9676150
AY LAMOSA

>> No.9691316

>>9691082
>>9688110

>> No.9691388

>>9687990
That High Rise film adaptation is not structurally sound and after 40 minutes doesn't really work as a film. It breaks my heart as I love Ben Wheatley's movies and I really wanted it to be great in that sort of dirty psychedelic Nicolas Roeg 1970s way like The Man Who Fell To Earth or Performance.

>> No.9691391

>>9661046
*aristocracy

>> No.9691442

>>9679941
>superman
>not Ubermensch

>> No.9691586

>>9689453
I'm still convinced that journey to the west was the forerunner to anime

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>>9657626
>Disney's Sofia the first

>> No.9694097

>>9666637
The reason Star Wars is so popular is that it's fantasy set in space

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>>9657601

>> No.9695042

>>9665969
NAZI SCUM
OFF ARE STREETS

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I can't believe I wasted 6 bucks on this

spoiler: if u mouth the words while buzzed, the book makes a little more sense

>> No.9695090

>>9688110
>>9691082
what's up w the ice cream?

>> No.9695272

>>9695028
Is this worth reading?

>> No.9695548

>>9695272
Yes it is. Currently re-reading it.

Have you seen Apocalypse Now or Aguierre, der Zorn Gottes? Because those films are very similar to the novel.

>> No.9695752

>>9666070
Or you know... you could try and argue against their points instead of just crying that someone doesn't have YOUR opinion.

>> No.9696439

>>9691262
good one mate

>tfw first thing I did after finishing ulysses was to masturbate to penelope chapters