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9905915 No.9905915 [Reply] [Original]

>hey faggot why are you staring at me

Wat do?

>> No.9905924

>>9905915
Girls with dyed hair don't use that word, OP.

>> No.9905927

>>9905915
Because you dress like someone who wants to be stared at.

>> No.9905928

Because you've got a juicy ass.

>> No.9905929

>>9905915
Why am I a faggot if I'm staring? Are you transsexual?

>> No.9905934
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9905934

"why, I was captivated by your beauty, m'lady. I do ask," *nervous breathing, touching collar* "would you ever care to go on a date with me? I swear, I would treat you like a perfect gentleman"

>> No.9905935

Prostrate in apology.

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9905940

>>9905915

Throw myself in a thorn bush.

>> No.9905944

How do you even manage to bed a woman this hot? Money?

>> No.9905947

>>9905944
just be yourself

>> No.9905948

>>9905947
lel

>> No.9905958

>>9905944
How the fuck would we know?

Do you think any guy that bangs girls that hot visits /lit/?

>> No.9905959

>>9905944
By being attractive yourself.

>> No.9905961

>>9905915

Say as follows:

"L'ouiseau gris -
dans le gueule diabolique
de le ville obscur;
un regard rapide
et vous volez loin."

Then introduce yourself. This is day-one stuff dude.

>> No.9905971

>>9905944
>>9905958
I fuck girls this hot on a regular basis. One helpful tip: don't refer to fucking women as "bedding" them. Dainty David Copperfield faggots who think they're in a Victorian novel don't turn women on

>> No.9905974

>>9905959
this honestly. it's completely out of your control unless of course rape is an option

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9905979

>>9905959
>>9905974

>> No.9905981

>>9905971
Are you a Chad? How big is your dick

>> No.9905985

>>9905915
continue staring but from a different position

>> No.9905986
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9905986

>>9905971
So what do you do?

>>9905979
How the fuck does Zizek do it?
And Sartre for that matter.
Does being a communist goblin just make you uncontrollably sexy to women?

>> No.9905990

>>9905979
you missed his point, being attractive is subjective. that is why it's out of your control, if a hot woman finds a fat slob like you attractive then you are attractive - to her

>> No.9905996

>>9905979
She's barely a 6 in the Balkans

>> No.9905997

>>9905961
lots of small errors, but for non-francophones:
>the grey bird
>in the diabolical jaw
>of an obscure town
>a rapid glance
>and you fly afar

>> No.9906001

>>9905986
Who did Sartre fuck besides de Beauvoir, who looked like a catholic grammar school teacher?

>> No.9906002

>>9905944
Do what they do to make themselves so attractive, have an attractive face, and hit the gym routinely. They will even approach you if you look good enough. I'm not even that impressive (I think) and I've been catcalled and had another threaten to kidnap me.

>> No.9906005

>>9905915
I was just noticing that
>cringey dyed white hair
>unappealing, not well-defined baby face
>small bust
>supermanly calves
>anorexic waist
>pretty nice ass but made to look better than it really is due to slutty short shorts and anorexic waist
1.5/10 would still fuck because I am pathetic