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10386239 No.10386239 [Reply] [Original]

*blocks your path*

>> No.10386245

*Steps on her leg*

>> No.10386248

every time I see people doing this they aren't even reading, they're just sitting with friends

I always get store employees to ask them to move

>> No.10386255

>>10386239
*Pulls out genitals to assert dominance, kicks her in the face and runs off with a Big Book of Pokemon*

>> No.10386259

>>10386248
What a faggot.

>> No.10386267

Move on, ho. This is a place of business. You wouldn't pull up a chair to the TV's in Walmart and chill out so why the fuck are you doing it here?

>> No.10386273

Nasty, sock-less cunt. Why must you torment me so with these jezebels?

>> No.10386287

>>10386273
this. she definitely looks like she has a smell to her

>> No.10386288

>>10386239
'Excuse me' I mutter, jerkily stepping over her bare legs, while the corners of our eyes meet in complicit confusion. Mildly aroused by the prospect of a meet-cute, yet angered by her obstructive non-conformity, I proceed to my intended destination, leaving what was most likely an entitled pleb behind.

>> No.10386290

Why is she using her bag as a cushion? Does she realize that isn't it's intended use?

>> No.10386294

>>10386239
*masturbates*

>> No.10386295
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>>10386273
>>10386287
>ywn smell her bookworm qt smelly feet

>> No.10386297

>>10386239
>"Excuse me, I'm trying to get the Big Book of Pokemon over there"

>> No.10386301
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>>10386239
>graphics novel
eeeeugh

>> No.10386305

*cum in my pants*

>> No.10386307

>>10386267
You've obviously never been in a Walmart before. That happens fairly often.

>> No.10386312

>>10386239
I'd probably get startled and circumvent the entire passage in order to avoid interaction

>> No.10386315

>>10386312
Best answer.

>> No.10386318

>>10386239
*steals her shoes and socks right off her feet*

>> No.10386332

>>10386239
>sits down in shitfic
>"Stephanie get my picture so everyone knows I'm a thoughtful reader"
>"Make sure to get the large coffee in the pic"

intothetrash.jpg

>> No.10386341

>>10386301
*trips over and pushes my face right into her ass*

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>>10386248
good laddie

>> No.10386356

Reminds me of this one time I was in my school's library looking for three specific books and that was it and that was all I wanted to do was to find those books and leave and go read them. I knew exactly where they were and I grabbed the first two no problem but when I went to get the third there was. this. fucking. girl just sitting right in front of it so that I couldn't just reach kit and grab it, so I said 'excuse me' and she goes 'oh, sorry. hey what are you looking for?' and i am not trying to have that conversation just then so I go 'this thing by some guy I don't remember his name' and she goes 'I'm reading this' and holds up sombre commentary on Nietszche that I DO NOT CARE ABOUT and I just looked at her for a second and then walked away.

That's my story, fuck off.

>> No.10386357

>>10386273
>>10386287
>>10386295
wtf have you autists never met a girl? shes probably just wearing ankleless socks

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>>10386248
>I always get store employees to ask them to move

>> No.10386371

>>10386356
What a faggot.

>> No.10386380

>>10386312
She turns her head as she sees you powerwalk away.
>"Hey, can you pass me that James Joyce novel you're holding.
You begin to sweat.
>"Finnegan's Wake, right?"
I can hear her pronounce an apostrophe. My anxiety turns into anger, and I grit my teeth.
>"There's no apostrophe," I say.
>"I knew that. Just trying to rile you up. Open up to the first page."
I do so. I notice my sweating fingers tremble as they unlock the book's once clasped pages.
>"Ba-" I start.
She snorts as she sees me read the word. From memory. she recites it:
>"Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk."
She jogs away after that, shoplifting, successfully, a copy of The Colour of Magic. I have the biggest boner, and try to hide it with a large Zelda book until it disappears.

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>>10386380

>> No.10386417
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10386417

>Turn back the way you came
>The way back is also blocked

>> No.10386425

>>10386248
>>10386239
People actually do this?

Must be an american thing.

>> No.10386428
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10386428

Don't mind me, I'm just reading six books in a row.

>> No.10386436

>>10386417
F-fuck...

>> No.10386439

>>10386417
m-mam d-do you m-mind?

>> No.10386456

Moar please!

>> No.10386459

>>10386428
I'm raging so hard right now

>> No.10386460

>>10386417
>ugly ass legwear
hell no nigga

>> No.10386474

>>10386417
>why you dressing like a hipster cunt? you little shit

>> No.10386480

>>10386239
>>10386417
>>10386428
Seems like if you stay in sections that attract people that aren't normal or subnormal, like philosophy, history, and L I T E R A T U R E, you won't have to walk around women trying to appear "profound" by reading YA genre bilge in public

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>>10386428
Pics like these piss me off so much. Why can't you just read a book. You're not anything special for reading a book. Pics like these cheapen the activity. Just read for fucks sake

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10386506

what do?

>> No.10386510

>>10386301
i'M iN tHe PhiLOsOPhY sECTioN mOm!

>> No.10386514
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10386514

>>10386248

>> No.10386515

>>10386505
Because they're doing it for promotional reasons, the photographer who is a man told them how to pose and they're both getting paid for it. It's amusing how quickly you jump to woman blaming.

>> No.10386517

>>10386480
This pic says otherwise
>>10386301

>> No.10386526
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10386526

Should I buy this picture of a pregnant lady reading on the floor of a book-store for this thread?

>> No.10386527

>>10386239
I went to a bookstore the other day and there was this middle-aged lady just fucking sitting there exactly like this and like a dozen books strewn across the floor.
What makes people think this is okay to do?

>> No.10386528

>>10386517
She, at least, is not in the middle of the corridor. Wouldn't really need to walk around her, just wait until she makes her selection then take her place at the shelf.

>> No.10386557

>>10386515
Wh-what? You mean all these JEZEBELS reading aren't candid?

>> No.10386558
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>>10386239

>> No.10386560

>>10386239

"Move, faggot."

>> No.10386573

*bursts into treats*

>> No.10386576

>>10386515
I don't have an issue if a picture is taken for promotional reasons. I just hate the fact that a picture like that tries to elevate the person in it just for reading, whether or not they are male or female

>> No.10386579

>>10386239
Holy shit, this looks exactly like a comic store in my town except that it's obviously not the same because every title in the pic is in english. Apart from that everything is the same: the carpet, the distribution of the shelves, the colour... I'm frankly a bit spooked friends.

>> No.10386587

>>10386526
>$CAD
Might as well, that shit is worthless.

>> No.10386588

>>10386239
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT I WOULD BE ANYWHERE NEAR THE GAMING AND GRAPHIC NOVEL SESSION OF THE LIBRARY?!@

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10386592

Would you tell her to get out of the way?

>> No.10386610
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>>10386417

>> No.10386612

>>10386579
Maybe it's the same chain? If not, someone could have copied a Barnes & Noble, for instance.

>> No.10386615

>>10386255
>>10386245
this
>>10386248
Who do you think those people are to fear them? goddamn anon
>>10386428
>>10386417
posers

>> No.10386623

>>10386239
" 'Scuse me love can you pass up that Pokemon book"

>> No.10386625

>>10386428
>Divergent

>> No.10386632

>>10386239
The path she's blocking leads to Magic: The Gathering and Pokemon books. Why is that my path.

>> No.10386647

>>10386239
>gaming
>graphic novels
already turned around

>> No.10386651

>>10386632
cuz ur a fucking nerd lol

>> No.10386666

>>10386248
People actually shop at Barnes and Nobles? I guess I'm lucky since I live in Chattanooga and there's this great used book store called McKay's. The only time I go to B&N is if McKay's doesn't have it, and I don't want to buy from Amazon. A book at B&N is between $17 and $30. A book at Mckay's is rarely over 10.

>> No.10386677

>>10386356
>not humoring her intellectual posturing and banging her in the stacks
You have a lot to learn about university libraries lad.

>> No.10386685

>>10386428
Perfect position to get kicked in the face

>> No.10386688

>>10386666
quiet down, fag

>> No.10386690

>>10386506
Would I rip her ears off and smash her face with a 2x4? Yes

>> No.10386696

>>10386666
and theyre all covered in semen

>> No.10386697

>>10386666
That's what B&N is for, towns that don't have good used bookstores. Mine doesn't, so I go there just to browse sometimes, never buy though. Once they've aske me if they can help me find something for the third time, I know it's time to leave.

>> No.10386704

>>10386428
>Hunger Games
>the lean Green meme machine
>Divergen
>some other YA trash
>TWILIGHT
She has truly achieved literary apotheosis.

>> No.10386708

>>10386666
i dont think you can call living in Chattanooga 'lucky'

>> No.10386721

>>10386708
Ok. I lied. I live on Signal Mountain :^)
>inb4 someone narrows down my identity

>> No.10386751

>>10386666
checked those digits for you, pal

>> No.10386759

>>10386721
Prepare your anus

>> No.10386780

>>10386666
How's the choo-choo?

>> No.10386798

>>10386301
pardon me lass, i couldn't help but notice you checking out the zizek section...

>> No.10386812

>>10386301
>shoes still on

>> No.10386816

>Yo
>*step over her and continue on minding my own business*

>> No.10386850

>>10386428
>>10386704
>>10386685
>>10386625
>>10386615
>>10386505
>>10386459
>>10386480

You fools, you curs, you scum--don't you know that I don't care if she's an idiot? Her mind may be as yet impure, yea, but, in the words of Milton's Comus, she has

but yet a hidden strength
Which if Heav'n gave it, may be term'd her own:
'Tis chaste beauty, my brother, beauty--
She that has that, is clad in compleat steel.

Which God-giv'n radiance is unimpeded by the fog now clouding her mind, and which can only be enhanced by proper Learning.

Don't spoil my boner you fucking dolts. you animals.

>> No.10386861

>>10386239
why do thots do this?

>> No.10386870

>>10386861

Don't be misogynistic on my imageboard, troll.

>> No.10386887

>>10386780
It used to be good for Christmas dinner. But they stopped that shit years ago. Now it's like partially condemned or some shit. They've a guitar museum in it now. The garden area is beautiful though.

>> No.10386900

>>10386239
>skyrim book

wtf?

>> No.10386905

>>10386850
>chaste

Whatever you want to believe, pal

>> No.10386934

>>10386428
Those books are all awful

>> No.10386946
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>backs into the staff room only to stumble over this

>> No.10386951

*trips over legs*

>> No.10386965

why is it that """bookish""" type girls are either qt waifu material or raging sluts?

>> No.10386967

>>10386900
Probably artwork collection, anon.

>> No.10386997

>>10386425
No, happens in the Uk as well. Had a huge monster doing this in a bookshop, filling an aisle floor with her sprawled chubby limbs and nest of shopping bags. I muttered 'Excuse me' and carefully stepped over her. She gave me a dirty look because of the invasion of her personal space, so I dropped a silent fart as I passed. She had gone a few minutes later.

>> No.10386998

>>10386870
muh soggy knees

>> No.10387030

>>10386780
PARDON ME BOY

>> No.10387031
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10387031

>*does a 360*
>walks away
>blocked by this
why the FUCk are there dozens of people reading on the floor in this bookstore?????

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>> No.10387047
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>>10386239
Steals her coffee like a real nigga, I need more Caffeine to prove more theorems bitch!

>> No.10387048

>>10386946
>aposematic hair
>generic hipster clothing
>book that all generic hipsters pretend to have read/enjoy

why are people so predictable
where can I meet people who aren't templates? I'm serious, this is starting to make me really depressed

>> No.10387055

>>10386356
>Not engaging her in conversation
Why not?

>> No.10387062

>>10386428
They'll find any reason to take a picture in public, won't they?

>> No.10387067

>>10387048
hi anon im unique like you

>> No.10387077

>>10386592
The one in your picture? In the middle of a green ... lawn? picnic area? Whatever. No. She's not in anyone's way.

>> No.10387094

>>10387036
Why do they look like they're gonna kiss?

>> No.10387101

>>10387094
They desire to

>> No.10387104

>>10387094
because they're sisters and the love each other

>> No.10387128

>>10387031
This would actually be a great plot for a short video making fun of these attention seekers.

>> No.10387202

>>10386239
ring her bell and then poor the coffee over her legs

>> No.10387220
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>>10387202
>poor

>> No.10387221

>>10386239
Kick her in the head.

>> No.10387227

>>10386248
Very nice. I wish they also did it here so I could get the clerks to ask them to move.

>> No.10387257
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10387257

>>10387220
fugg

>> No.10387269

>>10386239
"hey, what are you reading?"
"Oh, I love that series, the prose is really captivating"

>> No.10387272

>>10386850
Did Milton write that last bit, too?

>> No.10387295

>>10387047
>>>/reddit/

>> No.10387296

>>10386666
I have a lot of nice thrift shops near or around me, so I never shop at B&N, except once when I had a gift card. Got some manga. Otherwise I use amazon for hard to find stuff.
There's also a cool second hand bookstore called Books by the Pound a few cities over. They sell their books by weight, which can be a bit pricey, but the real draw is the vintage section. Tons of old books, although nothing super noteworthy that I've seen.

>> No.10387298

>>10387257
Christ, that picture gave me cancer.

>> No.10387302

>>10386248
I could hear your voice crack from here

>> No.10387303

>>10386527
nobody even goes to B&Ns anymore so that's pretty justifiable

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>>10386965
>why is it that """bookish""" type girls are either qt waifu material or raging sluts?

You've just described all women my friend.

>> No.10387325

>>10387048
I unironically concur.

>> No.10387331

>>10387077
>She's not in anyone's way.

I was going to go jogging there though.

>> No.10387356

>>10386301
this is a board of learning

delete pls

>> No.10387359

>>10386965
>>10387318

Why is it that internet-addicted young frustrated men all suffer from Madonna-Whore complexes?

Could it have something to do with limited to no contact with real women and a galloping consumption of pornography?

>> No.10387366

>>10387356
I am currently learning that this girl has a nice, round, and likely soft, tush.
>>10387359
I've had contact with women and just like men, they are base, vulgar creatures.
The outstanding difference between the sexes, however, is that women tend to hide their disgusting nature with a facade. They make effective use of their sex as a distraction from their rotten innards.

>> No.10387377

>>10386239
i'm convinced women can't commune with other intellects via reading so I'd just leave her alone as she's basically doing mushin meditation by """"""""""""""""""""reading"""""""""""""

>> No.10387378

>>10387359
Why is it that internet-addicted young frustrated women don't value chastity and virtue?

>> No.10387381

>>10386239
>>10386273
>>10386295
>>10386357
>>10386318

I want to suck her feet desu

>> No.10387385

>>10386526
Vladimir confused rubles with dollars

>> No.10387391

>>10387378
Why is chastity that important? Women and men are equally Machiavellian when it comes to dating it’s just that in general women have more opportunity

>> No.10387402

*skull fucks her*

>> No.10387540

>>10386301
That's a dude

>> No.10387552

>>10387391
>why is preservation of integrity, loyalty, likelihood of cheating matter
no reason at all, hey do you wanna pool half our resources together and show """"""""""""""""""""""""""""our kid"""""""""""""""""""""" to our families and friends and get other people involved in our project of a relationship of a family? you seem like you know all about what that takes hahahahahahaha

>> No.10387612
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>>10386417
>“Ahem!”
>They both turn and stare.
>I tip my fedora low over my face
>“THOTS BEGONE!
>raise my arms to expose my sweat drenched armpits
>the stench is released
>one starts to cry while the other gags and vomits on her book
>both run from me
>I am god
>once at peace begin moving the bibles to the fantasy section

>> No.10387633

>>10387612
9.5/10

>> No.10387664

Excuse me m'lady, I'm trying to reach the video game section. Would you kindly retract your leg, lest I be forced to step over it?

>> No.10387667

>>10386301
>>10386239

What kind of person goes to the book store to show off?

>> No.10387672

>>10387667
women.

>> No.10387676

>>10387540
>those hands
>a dude
lol no

>> No.10387684

>>10387036
Unironically kill yourself or fuck off to your containment board.

>> No.10387689

>>10387684
There's a board for pedophiles?

>> No.10387691

>>10387667
No one. Autismos can't handle the fact that people might peruse books in a bookstore for curiosity.

>> No.10387711

>>10387689
Yeah. /tv/

>> No.10387714

>>10387689
>>>/tv/

>> No.10387717

>>10387257

>Gentlemen's Den

I don't know why I get miffed when I see this stuff. I think it because everything seems so fake and cookiecutter in a way. Everyone will always have perfectly stylised hair or facial hair (to the point of parody) and wear waistcoats with jeans or suspenders or just something like that. They will always have tattoos. If they're barbers they will have sleeves and hand tattoos. Without fail this is true.

I'm not even against any of this stuff, ironically. It just seems like an act that people eventually become without it being natural. If that makes any sense.

>> No.10387733

>>10387552
You can pool financial resources and maintain a social life while both partners have an affair here or there. It’s normal to desire other people. Why so uptight?

>> No.10387742

>>10387714
I'm afraid that if I click your link I might never return.

>> No.10387753

>>10387691

You don't dress like that unless you are looking for attention.

>> No.10387784

>>10386666
Unbelievable quads my dude

>> No.10387802

that was so me 6 years ago.

>> No.10387818

>>10387742
It's a big risk

>> No.10387826

>>10386666
I live close to the Nashville McKay's. Love that place.

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>>10386428
>twilight
>catching fire
>divergent

>> No.10387846

>>10386239
CURSE YE HA ME HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.10387851

>>10386248
>I always get store employees to ask them to move

>> No.10387876

>>10386666
>Mckay's
Shit didn't know they had locations outside of Knoxville

>> No.10387886

>>10387257
>Riley Reid listens to Sam Harris
>Sam Harris believes in race
>Riley Reid believes in race
>still fucks niggras

>> No.10387895

>>10387257
>one of your favorite pornstars reads sam harris
instant boner kill

>> No.10387908

>>10387717
It's a pseudo-nostalgia numale thing. Like you can buy masculinity in a low carbon footprint over-priced bottle at a hipster place that only the hip know about.

It's just so artificially cultivated, it's pathetic.

>> No.10388107

>>10386239
>bend down low to get a book she's sitting across from
>fart
"oh..excuse me!!!"
>she falls for me anyway because i consumed an aphrodisiac that works through smell

>>10386301
>do exactly what >>10386341 did
>use one hand to "accidentally" slide into her panties, maybe slipping a thumb into her anus

>>10386417
>try to grab one of the books above her head
>"accidentally" shove crotch in her face

>>10386428
>do a 360 and walk away because i wouldn't want to go to jail for assaulting this 15 year old girl

>>10386506
>lean down and offer her a cup of coffee
>when she begins to take the coffee, spill a large amount on her scarf
>quickly put down the coffees and then try to wipe off the spilled coffee by swiping at her breasts

>> No.10388116

This is the kids section lmao

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>>10386239
>158 replies
>no MOVE, BITCH

>> No.10388130

>>10387908
I feel like cosplay has sort of normalized the idea of being a part of a subculture as comitted as that. I was in a bohemian part of the city and saw a bunch of people smoking outside a bar, and they were all dressed in punk/rock/metal style leather coats and hair and etc. It was like a costume party because they were all degree'd up scrawny kids.

>> No.10388268

>>10386239
Deploy this, in large doses, then flee the area.
https://www.liquidass.com/

>> No.10388272

>>10386905

Actually I misquoted the passage to serve my purposes anyways LOL

>>10387272

Well he frequently said things of a similar spirit, although he always referred to his boner as "my lady-boner." He wanted to be called, "The Lady". Don't judge him. I am a Milton-Defender.

>> No.10388719

*trips and falls*
"Oy vey, I think I broke my arm"

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>>10386239
>steps over her whilst braaaaapping

>> No.10388741

>>10387048
they're off not getting their picture taken reading dumbie, and if they are they aren't being popularized to push a narrative on obscure japanese internet forums

>> No.10388762
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>>10388730
>left foot first

>> No.10388773

>>10387818
For you

>> No.10389139

I hate women because they never pay as much attention to me as I think they should and rather than accept personal responsibility for my own low social value and lack of sex appeal I vent my frustration and the beautiful women, preferring to believe they live enchanted lives free from any personal struggles or pain.

>> No.10389146

>>10389139
Trying too hard.

>> No.10389422

>>10386587
It's 447.57USD

>> No.10389432

>>10386273
>sock-less cunt.
imagine removing the shoes and licking her feet. it must be divine

>> No.10389434

>>10386294
*get jailes for rape*

>> No.10389454

>>10386428
Maybe she tried them each and dropped them once she realized how fucking horrible they are.

>> No.10389463

>>10387540
yes but a qt dude

>> No.10389490

>>10386515
>the photographer who is a man
We don't know this, now do we?

>> No.10389530

>>10388719
kekd

>> No.10389531

>>10386255
>Big Book of Pokemon
you better not defile the sacred text with your fucking thievery, infidel

>> No.10389551

>>10386239
maximise my body silhouette over her to assert dominance and display my fitness as a mate. Show my well flossed teeth by grinning enthusiastically and pull out my 25 tabs on random obscure writers to demonstrate by health and intellect

>> No.10389615

>not running towards her yelling "360" before you jump over her legs and then in a self deprecating way fall over when you land

>> No.10389749

>>10386239
U-uhm...excuse me miss, sorry to b-bother you but I felt compelled to tell you that position is bad for your back

>> No.10389754

>>10389139
I like driving around in the BMW my parents bought for me and splashing women on the streets with my cafe latte.

>> No.10389760

I would eat her pussy while she reads in this position

>> No.10389994

>>10386239
can we pause a moment to try to ascertain what she is wearing?

it looks like some mix of a long sleeved dress and a judge's robe...?? is this a thing?

>> No.10390048

>>10389994
Black hoodie and running shorts.

>> No.10390054

Why am I in the "Video games" and "Graphic novel" sections?

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>>10386506
BOIOIOING

>> No.10390060

>>10386506
Fuck off you old fart, you are the reason the country is in ruins!

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>>10387667

what kind of person goes to the roman clay tablet forum just to shitpost?

>> No.10390084

>>10387048
Life isn't the internet.

>> No.10390092

>>10387895
her tattoo on her back is an instant boner kill

>> No.10390224

>>10386417
>Use CUT
>its super effective

>> No.10390323

>>10386428
Pajeetress

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>>10387298
Come on it's almost 2018

>> No.10390411

>>10386239
It looks like she grabbed a book off the shelf, sat down, and has already finished one third of it. She must be a very fast reader.

And absolutely not just posing. Because women are not superficial like that.

>> No.10390424

>>10390411

What if she does this everyday and discreetly marks her progress by pressing her finger-nail into the side of the book to notch the page she's on.

>> No.10390434

>>10387733
Sounds like a cuck.
So you'd be alright if your wife was fucked by other duders?

>> No.10390452

>>10390337
>people projecting their depression on everyone else
yep, that's 4chan

>> No.10390466

Excuse me m'lady, you are blocking my access to the Eragon tomes.

>> No.10390524

>>10390424
Good point.

>> No.10390526

>>10390434
Only if they share the love and give me some action too.

>> No.10390538

>>10386288
great until the last thought.

>> No.10390570

>>10386428
Tell her that I can do a trick and tell her one book I know 100% she has and if I am wrong I give her $500 but if I am right she gets out of my way.

The book is!!! milk and honey

>> No.10390581

>>10386239
Step on her scrawny ankle and keep walking

>> No.10390589

>>10390434
I've been in relationships where we've both "cheated" and moved past those events. It's natural to desire other people even if you're in a relationship.

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>this has not been posted

Shame on you, /lit/

>> No.10390605

>>10390589
Not him, but why would it being natural say anything about ethics, or values such as loyalty and monogamy?

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>>10386239

>> No.10390645

>>10390619
vile

>> No.10390649

>>10386946
Marriage. Any girl who likes books

>> No.10390657

>>10390594
>>10390619
https://imgur.com/a/2pewd

>> No.10390659

>>10390605
That's a valid point. To frame certain behaviors as "natural" helps me place them in the proper context. There are more important things for people to get upset about in a relationship than straying once in a while, in my experience.

>> No.10390668

>>10390657
Aint clickin that shit

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>>10390668
Why? Are you scared an image gallery might infect you with something?

>> No.10390703

>>10390657
>>10390672

I really, really like this link. Can I save it?

>> No.10390704

>>10390424
>her memory is so bad she can't remember what page she left off on

>> No.10390727

>>10386239
>Throw her camera out the fucking window and tell her to stop attention whoring in the library

>> No.10390732

>>10390337
>everyone must be a turbo serious cunt all the time
Grow up.

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>>10386248
>I always get store employees to ask them to move

>> No.10390755

>>10390703
Do what you like mate.

>> No.10390780

>>10390619
Disgusting slob with down's syndrome toes. Put your fucking shoes back on. The library is not your house.

>> No.10390867

>>10390657
Carli!

>> No.10390959

This place has become another subreddit.

>> No.10391069

>>10390452
>>10390732
>hehe i'm pickle rick where the chink sauce at

pathetic

>> No.10391422

>>10389139
t. roastie.

>> No.10391448

>>10389139
show bobs and vagene

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>can tell from the angle and proximity that this isn't a candid/creep photo, she had someone take a picture of her
>halfway through the book, so she's just pretending to read it, because she certainly hasn't been sitting there for hours
>she's in the Young Adult section, as evidenced by the nearby Gaming and Graphic Novels sections, and the titles you can make out (Vanishing Girls, Outrage)
>doing this in the middle of a walkway in a public space
>probably going to put this on her IG (where she lists literature and/or reading as one of her hobbies) later to show everyone how smart and cultured she is

>> No.10391710

>>10389139
i love women, i hate whores. you sound like you believe in agency. there’s no such thing, you can’t take responsibility for anything

>> No.10391733

>>10390659
imagine being this over socialized

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>>10390619
>no socks

>> No.10392639

>>10386526
do it my dubs command it

>> No.10392650

>>10391710
Determinists are intellectual trash and you will be lined up against the wall with the Thomists and the Stoics.

Of course, I can't be responsible for this, because I have no agency.

>> No.10392670

>>10386239
"tee-hee I'm sexy and smart!"
>notice the book she is "reading" is upside down

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>>10386301
>tfw you notice Zizek before you notice her ass

>> No.10392712

>>10386708
>>10386721
I actually like Chattanooga.
Haha there are a decent amount of us on here from the area, I think. Chattanooga is filled with pretentious hipster poser trash though so I doubt anyone cares you post here or wants to narrow it down.

>> No.10393698

>>10390337
>bong, smokes, shitty cartoons, and sugary cereal
This is disgusting

>> No.10393745

>>10386248

Excellent. This shit gets annoying.

>> No.10393967

>>10388773
i miss bane posting

>> No.10394543

>>10386301
A good muslim woman would cover herself and remain pure.

>> No.10394549

>>10386417
Would trip over my shoelaces as I propose to her for her alone.

>> No.10394555

>>10386428
It's all YA fiction so you probably could read all at the same time by reading only one.

>> No.10394559

>>10386526
She probably has a packed lunch stored away.

>> No.10394563

>>10386666
isn't chattanooga where deliverance is set

no wonder the books are cheap, you're not exactly using them for reading now are you

>> No.10394588

>>10387031
I assume it must be a class or a seminar, why they wouldn't have chairs I don't know.

>> No.10395043

>>10390570
What if she doesnt tho?

>> No.10395066

>>10386239
The way she's holding the book, she's not reading it, she's going through it reeeee

>> No.10395074

>>10389530
I can't believe you have the gall to laugh at my fall. You'll be speaking to my uncle, a lawyer, soon.

>> No.10395111

>>10386239
i'd smack the book out of her hand and down her drink and then stare intensely into her eyes and say "don't ever come between me and my graphic novels"

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One time I saw a 40 years old black guy jerking off in the comic book section of a big store, to a Crossed comic no less. When the security guy told him to get on his feet and move it, only then I noticed he was about 4"8 tall.

>> No.10395183

One time I saw a black dude form HS getting a BJ in the street from a slut form the HS.

>> No.10395306

>>10390048
No sir, that is one piece of fabric.

>> No.10395312

>>10386666
Not going to thrift stores for 1-2$ books.

>> No.10395317

>>10395312

You can't find the good stuff at the thrift store my man. Also, used books have yellow pages.

>> No.10395400

Approach 1: "Sorry, just need to get across" I would say, before stepping over her legs.

Approach 2: "Sorry, just need to- Hey, what're reading?" And follow through with a conversation.

Depends on my mood, really.

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>>10386239

say, there's the book I'm looking for and straddle her body, with my crotch in her face and take out book, pausing to scan it, with my crotch still in hr face,and saying, man this is the shit, and then asking do yo smell pussy? cuz I smell pussy

>> No.10395569

>>10386301
Excuse me miss (male).

>> No.10395609

>>10395317
You can at mine tbqf. Many people in my city buy good books but don't read.

>> No.10395650

>>10386239
>Me: "Excuse me lady, I just need to pass"
>Her: "Fuck off"
>Me: "What fuck you fucking cunt? There are chairs and tables here, Why don't you sit in one?"
>Her: "Don't scream with me"
>Me: "Get the fuck out of my way"

>> No.10395653

>>10386239
I step on her leg and then her head, because that's how you do it.

>> No.10395700

>>10395650
you want to go to jail? because that's how you end up in jail

>> No.10395722

>>10395700
Nope, because she looks like that loves bad boys. And I acted as a bad boy.
You need to think sometimes anon.

>> No.10395888

>>10387717
>>10388130
News flash: young people like to express themselves with fashion.

>> No.10395919

>>10386239
Try to get around her, she doesn't help and I end up spilling the coffee all over the books.
We end up in a Curbesque situation where I argue my innocence by saying the coffee never would have spilled if it wasn't in the stacks, but she says if I had just went around or asked her to move it nothing would have happened.
We end up fucking.

>> No.10395955

>>10395919
>We end up fucking.

She accidentally spills coffee on you in mid-coital embrace.

Cut to argument in emergency room.

>> No.10396729

>>10386666
Aye! I'm in Chatt too, i've been meaning to go to mckays for awhile now and I just got a break at work, you want to hangout?

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>>10395888
>buying consumer goods is a form of self expression

>> No.10396952

>>10386239
>*Quickly turn around and go through another aisle*