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What's your enemy's favourite book?

>> No.10829804

>>10829799
The fucking Memerson self-help book.

>> No.10829806

Im my own enemy xdxd

So: El llano en llamas.

>> No.10829820

Probably something really smart that he understands fully and has a lot of wise things to say about.

>> No.10829864

How to win friends and influence people

>> No.10829875

Probably some buddhist sutra. My enemy has travelled to india and knows a lot of buddhist stuff. I envy him so much I had to drop buddhism because I could not accept that he was more into it than I was. I thought this was such a petty reason to drop buddhism, I am even more ashamed of it. I thank the universe for his existence because it can help me touch the very core of the problem that I see in being enlightened and in being selfish, so that I can watch its friction. At this moment, I just want his monastery to burn and him to die in a disgraceful and painful death. He is always nice to me. May the universe strike him with a heart attack and may I inherit all that he has gained. Fuck buddhism and may all living beings learn their way out of samsara.

>> No.10829877

>>10829799
The Bible

had to restrain myself not to say MY DIARY, DESU

>> No.10829880

>>10829875
>. I envy him so much I had to drop buddhism because I could not accept that he was more into it than I was.
Lol thata now how you do envy. Every time i envy some fucker i become greater than him in his respective field.

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10830004

i dont have enemies anon, that's unhealthy in the long term

>> No.10830028

>>10829799
not even kidding he loves Dubliners. I needed a worthy rival.

I prefer Chekhov to Joyce.

>> No.10830040

>>10830028
>he loves dubliners
>he is an enemy
you got this "life" thing all wrong, anon

>> No.10830053

>>10829875
>this is the type of person im posting alongisde
No wonder this place is such an intellectual and emotional shithole.

>> No.10830127

W2P and The God Delusion

>> No.10830262

>>10830028
>I needed a worthy rival
Elaborate?

>> No.10830360

Of Grammatology

>> No.10830388

>>10830262
We are both writers and part of the same program.
He is multi-talented, musical, an extroverted poet as well as a fiction writer, and comes from a privileged background. I'm white trash, melancholic fiction writer and rare poet.

>> No.10830393

>>10830388
this actually sounds like a pretty /lit/ situation
write about that

>> No.10830407

define enemy

>> No.10830413

>>10830388
The sad thing is that Chads win in the publishing world as well. Culture is dead.

>> No.10830447

Mon journal peh

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>>10830413

>> No.10830460

>>10830388
this sounds kind of kino.

>> No.10830517

>>10829799

The Koran, all 1.5 bn of them.

>> No.10830530

Everything Niel Degrasse Tyson has written.

>> No.10830569

>>10830413
so far as a writer I tend to get more attention from professors, so I think I'm winning.

>> No.10830582

>>10829799
Something by Christopher Hitchens, Richard Dawkins or Steven Pinker.

>> No.10830592

>>10829799
Whichever one makes the most reference's to Wayne's World in a single sentence.

>> No.10830605

>>10829804
Destiny's child?

>> No.10831611

>>10830592
something like this. i'm surprised most of you guys are enemies with anyone who reads.