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Remote Viewing for a Girlfriend Anonymous Sat Mar 17 17:02:32 2018 No.10856533 [DELETED]

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Hey /lit/

So I've recently heard about this technique known as remote viewing. Apparently the term originated during the cold war when the US and Russia devised psychic warfare stratagems in order to gain an edge over one another. The technique apparently allows one to quite literally view objects remotely using nothing but your mind.

Essentially, I want to use remote viewing to find a girlfriend. I have a pretty good idea of what I want her to look like, but I just need help improving my technique. That's why I need any and all book recommendations you guys have about remote viewing, as well as any evidence based psy research. Literally anything that will help me get a girlfriend will help. I'm drifting into my mid-twenties and really need to start looking for wifey, and this seems like the most efficient way. I just need coordinates. Thanks guys!

(also, feel free to open up discussion about any and all related subjects (Jungian synchronicity, Crowleyan Magick, the Secret, etc.))

>pic related, more or less what I want my gf to look like

>>	uh bro !!LgnwiD2BeDK Sat Mar 17 17:03:24 2018 No.10856539 uh bro a thread died for this

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 17:04:57 2018 No.10856550 Just go to a bookstore, stalk some girl you think is cute, say "Hey you like X too? Me too!" Ask her to get a coffee, and then fuck her. It's not rocket science. If she's not interested move on to the next one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 17:05:03 2018 No.10856551 >>10856539 So?

>>	uh bro !!LgnwiD2BeDK Sat Mar 17 17:05:45 2018 No.10856554 File: 348 KB, 350x233, youhavetogoback.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10856551 uh bro so maybe you should go back to fucking /x/ where you belong this is the literature board

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 17:06:07 2018 No.10856558 >>10856550 no but i'm looking for a very specific type of girl such as pic related i know how to stalk girls at the bookstore this isn't my first rodeo

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 17:07:09 2018 No.10856564 >>10856554 Hence why I focused the inquiry to book recommendations and literature based discussion. Save your tribe diatribe for someone susceptible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 17:08:00 2018 No.10856570 >>10856558 So then go to Eastern Europe. They all have that stick thin body type you like. Go nuts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 17:08:05 2018 No.10856571 >>10856558 A type without tits and a bulge in panties?

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Anonymous Sat Mar 17 17:10:09 2018 No.10856581

>>10856570
>>10856571
Guys, you really need to lay off the vitriol, it's so toxic. You should exalt my different taste in women: leaves more milkmaiden's for you.

And please, this is a literature board. I'm not asking to discuss women. I'm asking for help to remote view for a girlfriend.

Grow up

>>	uh bro !!LgnwiD2BeDK Sat Mar 17 17:10:40 2018 No.10856585 >>10856564 uh bro are you retarded remote viewing exists already and it is called internet pornography like your OP jezebel pic now go the fuck back to /x/

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 17:11:10 2018 No.10856588 This is absurd.

>>	uh bro !!LgnwiD2BeDK Sat Mar 17 17:11:41 2018 No.10856590 >>10856581 uh bro >I'm asking for help to remote view for a girlfriend. a very moderated reeeeeeeee and whatnot this is not literature. there is no literature about this topic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 17:12:19 2018 No.10856595 Go on /x/ and learn how to summon a succubus

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Anonymous Sat Mar 17 17:12:42 2018 No.10856597

>>10856585
Uh bro, finding the physical coordinates of your dream girlfriend isn't the same thing as watching some dude fuck a random porno actress through a screen. One actually might lead to romance, the other leads to perpetual loneliness and brain damage

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 17:14:04 2018 No.10856606 >>10856590 ub bro what about the little "book reccommendation" section or "feel free to discuss" bit? Sorry some of us actually want to be proactive about dating—i'm sensing a very jaded disposition

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 17:14:45 2018 No.10856608 >>10856570 Or Israel or South America

>>	uh bro !!LgnwiD2BeDK Sat Mar 17 17:14:46 2018 No.10856609 >>10856597 uh bro then maybe you should tag some dirtyfoot heifer with a gps dart or something and follow her around until she is your gf because remote viewing does not exist in reality sorry guy have a nice life IM OUT

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 17:15:57 2018 No.10856620 >>10856606 >sorry some of us actually want to be proactive about dating Dude, you're talking about remote viewing a girlfriend

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 17:16:20 2018 No.10856625 >>10856533 As for remote viewing, no proof it exists. I don't know why you're convinced it's possible. I'd suggest just finding a meetup for literature and finding a girl there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 17:16:45 2018 No.10856627 >>10856609 someone's hemorrhoidal

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 17:18:41 2018 No.10856641 File: 49 KB, 313x499, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Highly recommend pic related OP. I don't wanna say too much, but it definitely taught me a lot

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 17:19:22 2018 No.10856646 >>10856533 >from Jungian synchronicity to remote viewing Sounds like you should keep seeing your jungian analyst cause whatever you guys are doing doesn't seem to be helping, yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 17:24:40 2018 No.10856663 >>10856646 i bet your mother does't even think you're funny

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 17:24:59 2018 No.10856669 Hshs

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 17:36:36 2018 No.10856742 This is retarded. But goddamn I love to see the effort.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 18:54:56 2018 No.10857136 >>10856533 I normally don't ask this but, Who is this jezebel?

>>	uh bro !!LgnwiD2BeDK Sat Mar 17 18:58:09 2018 No.10857154 >>10857136 uh bro it's just some random yuropoor with dogtits

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 18:58:38 2018 No.10857156 >>10856663 I bet your mother is still deeply rooted in your psyche, bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 19:09:18 2018 No.10857212 >>10857154 pure speculation

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 19:59:15 2018 No.10857477 >>10857156 hey, I made you use invectives and periods isn't that fun >>10857136 not sure, screencapped this from meundies.com ain't she cute tho

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 20:00:27 2018 No.10857481 >>10857154 uh bro, more like ugh bro are you a sausage, because you're the wurst

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 20:04:15 2018 No.10857498 >>10856533 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38hiqW2E88A

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Anonymous Sat Mar 17 20:09:55 2018 No.10857527

We discuss real literature here, like David Foster Wallace and Dostoyevsky. Do you really think intellectuals like us believe in your psychic bullshit? No offense kid, and I'm really telling you this with best regards, try your luck somewhere else, on /x/ for example

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 20:10:58 2018 No.10857531 >>10857527 a subtle nuanced approach to shitposting: i like it. most /lit/izens will actually think you're serious

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 20:17:45 2018 No.10857561 >>10857531 The last sentence was honest tho

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 20:28:57 2018 No.10857617 >>10857477 >ain't she cute tho I'm lurking for a name if anyone has it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 20:32:27 2018 No.10857637 >>10857617 i gave you the source, do the rest of the work anyway, what are you trying to accomplish? she's almost certainly not in porn, and lalalalalila you will never get this are you a rapist?

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Anonymous Sat Mar 17 20:34:50 2018 No.10857651

>>10857637
Anyone who posts on /lit/ should be smart enough to realize all this. I want her name for pics, for the same reason the protagonist in Metamorphosis has the picture of a model in his room. Pleasure and happiness, senpai, until I meet a real girl.

Good bait post though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 20:46:49 2018 No.10857710 >>10857136 Found her, it's haileebobailee on insta.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 20:49:03 2018 No.10857721 >>10857651 pin-up girls were a thing of the fifties anon-kun also Gregor isn't exactly a paragon of courtship anyway, a carrot on a stick won't ever deliver you happiness—anyone who posts on /lit/ should be smart enough to realize this

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 20:51:17 2018 No.10857732 >>10857710 Good man

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Anonymous Sat Mar 17 21:04:54 2018 No.10857783

>>10856533
You believe that crock of shit?
I mean, I'd understand if you were a desperate country fearing A FUCKING NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST but you need to understand that your wishy-washy magicKKKK doesn't exist in the real world.
Stop being a teenage girl and grow up, even if it takes balls to do, wait, ESPECIALLY because of that.

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Anonymous Sat Mar 17 21:10:59 2018 No.10857807

>>10857721
>a carrot on a stick won't ever deliver you happiness

Not exactly a carrot on a stick, I never really had trouble with girls and rejected them myself. I'm more into marriage than dating. But beauty is a thing to admire, not just girls, but architecture, literature, artists, film, and paintings.

But I always appreciate someones advise, senpai.

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Anonymous Sat Mar 17 21:23:26 2018 No.10857844
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>>10857477
>ha HA as long as i maintain poor grammar and a lack of punctuation i will appear aloof and sophisticated enough to resist criticism!!!!
Congrats Dumb Fucking Nigger, Your 4chan Posts Now Look Like A Rupi Kaur Poem.... .

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 21:29:00 2018 No.10857872 The fact that the OP believes this is possible in any way is astoundingly stupid. Go back to /x/ where you belong. Jesus Christ.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 21:29:14 2018 No.10857874 >>10856533 That girl's cute but yellow is not her color.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 21:34:29 2018 No.10857899 a whole thread full of gullible newfags falling for the most over the top bait /lit/ has seen in a while >Essentially, I want to use remote viewing to find a girlfriend. how is OP seriously getting a 10/10 run on you guys with this? damn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 22:27:47 2018 No.10858164 >>10857844 do you actually have a point or are you just mad?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 22:29:31 2018 No.10858177 >>10857807 Yeah man I'm really just trying to recapture the one that got away almost four years now and I had a dream about her last night. Doodoo's got me fudged up family.

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Anonymous Sat Mar 17 22:35:29 2018 No.10858205

>>10858177
That's why I'm more interested in marriage than gfs. I had two opportunities for gfs in highschool, both were 7/10 shy /lit/ types. But I didn't want a ltr at the time, and they weren't the type I wanted to marry.

don't want to make the mistake of getting gf, only for her to break up and stuck in the same situation as you. I was born 200 years too late desu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 17 23:36:01 2018 No.10858516 >>10858205 You don't get to wear Versace all the time, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 01:14:51 2018 No.10858933 >>10856533 eight chan dot net forward slash tulpa

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 18 01:38:33 2018 No.10859021 >>10856533 >I have a pretty good idea of what I want her to look like do ya? do ya have a pretty good idea? of what you want her to look like?