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ITT we spoil books without naming their titles.

The Consul is an Ouster spy. Sort of.

>> No.1087129

Morrie dies.

>> No.1087131

Snape kills Gandalf

>> No.1087133

>>1087131
DUMBLEDORE!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

>> No.1087138

Siona and Duncan kill Leto

>> No.1087139

The wedding is A FUCKING TRAP!

>> No.1087141

The propositions themselves are nonsense.

>> No.1087142

Godot never shows up.

>> No.1087144

He quits working for the Post Office, continues drinking and writes a book about it.

>> No.1087146

Pride marries Prejudice

>> No.1087149

As private property is replaced by collective property, the dictatorship of the proletariat eventually turns into a classless utopia where all inequality is gone.

>> No.1087151

The story is like a sequel to Wuthering Heights with magic and a slightly changed premise. The potionsmaster is Heathcliff, Edgar is James Potter and Catherine is Lily Evans.

I fucking love Wuthering heights but the sequel is not as good.

>> No.1087153

Remember that story at the beginning where the girl turns out to be a ghost? Yeah so the reporter is one too.

>> No.1087155

Turns out using a time machine to kill Hitler is actually a very bad thing - but at least it makes you come out of the closet you didn't know you were in and find gay true love.

>> No.1087156

James does not die in the end but David is.

>> No.1087159

The bad guy turns out to be a lovecraftian monstrosity. The good guys kill it with the help of FRIENDSHIP and a certain amphibious reptile.

>> No.1087160

Waldo's next to the guy selling hot dogs in the upper right corner of the picture.

>> No.1087162

He's devoured by hobos. In the name of love.

>> No.1087164

The house is actually...uuhh...it turns out Zampano...fuck. I got nothing.

>> No.1087166

He accept God as his savior

>> No.1087167

The dad is this incredible hardass, yet his son turns out to be a bit of a pussy.

>> No.1087169

he got raped in prison

>> No.1087170

>>1087167

AND THEN A GHOST APPEARS!

>> No.1087172

>>1087155
I know this is against the thread rules but since this is 4chan and no one cares for the rules the Op made I ask. What is the name of this book if it really exists, you didn't spoil it for me but made a good advertise.

>> No.1087175

The main character learns about life, love, and [insert lesson specific to novel here].

>> No.1087177

What does the Harvest have but the care of the Reaper-Man

Then the main characters get his old job back from his boss.

After that he shows some old lady a grand time before reuniting her with her husband in an avalanche

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>>1087170

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>>1087172

Why, that would be Stephen Fry's "Making History", my fine fellow.

>> No.1087180

>>1087126
hyperion/fall of hyperion

>>1087138
fishspeaker kills him, tbh

>> No.1087181

>>1087179
I'm impressed an american can write books which sound interesting.

>> No.1087183

>>1087181

I have read interesting books by Americans, but Stephen Fry is in fact an Englishman.

>> No.1087199

>>1087162
That's not actually much of a spoiler.

>> No.1087202

He tries to escape out of town, but one of the implants in his legs ruptures and he has to crawl back home. The book is actually his memoirs, and it ends with him printing it out in the library before surrendering to the military.

>> No.1087208

>>1087202
This actually sounds really interesting

>> No.1087213

>>1087208
"Der letzte seiner Art" by Andreas Eschbach
You're probably out of luck, though, since it's never been translated into English.

>> No.1087215

It wasn't until he truly cried that he realized his happiness.

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>>1087141

>> No.1087355

It's all a computer game except for a few flashbacks until the end. The main characters don't actually exist.

>>1087177
Without naming their titles, dude.

>>1087167
Hamlet

>> No.1087367

The eagles swoop in and rescue them.

Trollface.jpg

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with the final boss's attention firmly fixed on a diversionary suicidal attack, our midget hero was swiftly and stealthily transported behind enemy fortification. the hero then proceeded to drop the object of high importance into the one place where it could be destroyed, leading to the victory of the good sides with a total casualty estimated at 20 thousand times fewer than what a full frontal assault would have caused. this daring tactical maneuver won its designer, a sage who is actually a demigod, great renown throughout the middle of the land area

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>>1087390
>middle of the land area
hah!

>> No.1087421

The whore wouldn't accept his money

>> No.1087428

The heroine selfpwns by way of arsenic. Thank God.

>> No.1087446

>>1087428

The hero selfpwns by way of hemlock. Thank the Gods.

>> No.1087515

>>1087213
I actually know decent German so it would actually help.
Danke.

>> No.1087523

>>1087515
Oha. Glad to help in that case.

>> No.1087536

the top of the tower is a portal to the beginning of the first book

that's what you get for reading on when he told you that you should stop faggots

>> No.1087545

The undead elf, using vile magic, begins to peel back the layers of time, to before the moment of his death, but the heroes defeat him using forgiveness.

The main character finally fucks the hot princess, and becomes king.

>> No.1087546

>>1087536
Oh, so that's the ending everyone's bitching about? I've only ever managed to get my gnarly, shriveled claws on the first two books (first was meh, second was great). Is the rest worth it?

>> No.1087547

>>1087536

I know I know, but I couldn't help myself. Next time he tells me not to read further, I won't. Still, a perfect ending to the series.

>> No.1087550

>>1087546

Yep. You get the impression that because of all the bad things he's done, and his absolute refusal to change, something, someone put a curse on him, forcing him to forever continue his journey to the tower; although, at the end of the series, you get the impression that something is different this time, and he may actually be able to break the curse, which IMO, the only way he could do that is to walk away.

>> No.1087551

It ends in a barn in the rain, with him sucking the breast of a perfect stranger.

>> No.1087557

Natasha cheats on Andrei with some fuckhole, they cancel their wedding and Andrei falls into depression, he gets mortally wounded in war, they reunite and have hope that they will indeed get married, but Andrei dies and Natasha ends up marrying Pierre in the end.

>> No.1087566

as it turns out, earth is mostly harmless

>> No.1087590

Rob Hall dies up on that mountain

>> No.1087601

The same thing will happen all over again, as soon as it is forgotten.