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ITT: books women will never understand

>> No.11142684

>>11142679
Can you fuck off with these dull idpol bait threads already

>> No.11143053

>>11142679
Blood Meridian

>> No.11143286
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>> No.11143318

>>11142679

The Iliad
The Odyssey
Oedipus Rex
Plato's dialogues
The Aeneid
The Bible
The Divine Comedy
The Canterbury Tales
Gargantua and Pantagruel
The essays of Montaigne
The works of Shakespeare
Don Quixote
Paradise Lost
Tom Jones
Faust
The Red and the Black
The works of Dickens
Walden
Moby-Dick
Leaves of Grass
Madame Bovary
The Brothers Karamazov
War and Peace
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
The plays of Ibsen
The Golden Bowl
In Search of Lost Time
Ulysses
The Trial
Waiting for Godot
The short stories of Borges
The Stranger
One Hundred Years of Solitude
Infinite Jest

>> No.11143321

>>11142679

personally i think women can understand all books

>> No.11143382

>>11143321
No girls allowed

>> No.11143583
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>>11142679
Women find Tolkien far more understandishable than Robert E. Howard.

>> No.11143588
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>>11142684
>idpol
Back to lefty/pol/, roastie

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>>11142679

>> No.11143670
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A girl I was talking the other day seemed genuinely close to realizing how absurd our age is, especially for women. She came to me after we had a debate in class about the frivolity of relations between people nowadays, extremely bothered by the fact that all her relationships boiled down to the fact that she was a she. Not her personality, or her interests, life story or any hundred of defining characteristics. She complained about her many friends, girls and men who seemed to have nothing other than lies and stupidity to share. She complained about how easy it was to find "love", how men would bend over backwards for her if she pushed them enough, gave them just enough for them to think that they are in love, and, consequently, she too.
Mostly, she was horrified by the knowledge that she couldn't tell these revelations to most people, because she knew her relationships couldn't fundamentally change unless not only both sides came together on this, but a whole system of living and interacting had to radically alter itself. And the fact that this would not happen under any circumstances.


I pity you, poor girl. The sun won't melt your wings and free you, but your flight upwards will only leave you colder and farther away from those down on land.

Don't bite this bitter pill, child. Believe in friendship, love and thrill in life, and all the things they have lied to you about or you will never have any of them.

>> No.11143687

>>11142679
What are you talking about? Many women love and understand Tolkien's stories.

>> No.11144209

>>11143670
>I pity you, poor girl. The sun won't melt your wings and free you, but your flight upwards will only leave you colder and farther away from those down on land.
So this is the power of being a pessoa shill...

>> No.11144229

>>11143670
cringe

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>>11142679
ITT: anons that will never understand or touch women

>> No.11144302

>>11144273
Are you implying we're all artificially created in a lab?

>> No.11144307

>>11144302
Are you getting fresh with me?

>> No.11144311

>>11144307
Me and you are rotting day by day. That's life for us.

>> No.11144312

>>11144311
Speak for yourself

>> No.11144339

>>11142679
ITT: ops who will never understand women

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>>11142679

>> No.11144987

>>11143583
>understandishable
that's a great made up word. might try and use it somewhere.
>>11143286
give me a quick rundown on this book. thinking of reading it. is there a particular edition worth buying?

>> No.11145012

>>11143670
>a debate in class
I am not reading any further, come back when you are a grown up.

>> No.11145023

>>11144459
At least this anon is being creative (and right) with his choice instead of bringing up trash for manchildren, OP.

>> No.11145027

women are gay

>> No.11145199

>>11143321
t. roastie

>> No.11145226

>>11143318
(you)(you)(you)(you)

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>>11143629
hohoho

>> No.11145238

>>11142679
"And thats how i never met your mother, dear adopted son"

>> No.11145242

>>11143670
White Shariah now

>> No.11145528

>>11145023
Elaborate.

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>>11143670
>I pity you, poor girl. The sun won't melt your wings and free you, but your flight upwards will only leave you colder and farther away from those down on land.
>Don't bite this bitter pill, child. Believe in friendship, love and thrill in life, and all the things they have lied to you about or you will never have any of them.

>> No.11146060

Math books?

>> No.11146075

What do you think it's like having sex?

>> No.11146081

>>11146075
like bags of sand

>> No.11146093

How can anyone respect a woman if she's had a penis inside of her?

>> No.11146097

>>11142679
But my mom loves LOTR...

>> No.11146102

What is there to understand? The whole purpose of the books was to create a secondary universe for the artificial languages that nerd Tolkien created and obsessed over.

>> No.11146105

>>11143670
M'lady

>> No.11146109

>>11143588
Identity politics is literally the hottest shit among lefties these days.

>> No.11146269

>>11146093
This but unironically.