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I'm bored, /lit/. Let's have a marry/fuck/kill game... with writers!

James Joyce, Edgar Allan Poe, Arthur Conan Doyle.

>> No.1142215

Marry: Sir AC Doyle because he is the richest
Fuck: Poe because he seems like a good one
Kill: James Joyce because Alissa Rosenbaum told me he was bad

>> No.1142217

think you have them in reverse there bro

>> No.1142227

Marry Doyle, fuck Joyce, kill Poe. Not that I dislike Poe. But he'd be happier that way, no?

>> No.1142228

FMK: Terry Pratchett, CS Lewis, JRR Tolkein

>> No.1142313

fuck James Joyce... need I say more?

>> No.1142329

F: Terry
M: Tolkein
K: Lewis

That was easy.

>> No.1142330

... I thought it'd be obvious that you give your own set after replying, but w/e

Sylvia Plath, Agatha Christie and Virginia Woolf.

>> No.1142336

>>1142228
F: Tolkien
M: Terry
K: Lewis

>>1142330
F: Plath
M: Christie
K: Woolf

my set: GRRM, Joseph Conrad, J.K. Rowling

>> No.1142341

>>1142336

Kill GRRM, marry Conrad and fuck Rowling

Ayn Rand, Haruki Murakami and SMeyer

>> No.1142345

MFK: Pratchett, Gaiman, Meyer, I suppose.

>> No.1142349

>>1142341
Marry Murakami, kill SMeyer... uh I guess I have to fuck Raynd.

>>1142345
Fuck Gaiman's brains out, marry Terry and kill SMeyer. isn't it obvious that everyone will kill her?

>> No.1142351

Stephenie: Marry, then Kill, then Fuck.

>> No.1142356

>>1142341

marry Murakami (too obvious), fuck SMeyer (regardless of any literary value) and kill Rand. Does this make me a bad person?

new set: Nabokov, Kierkegaard, Donal Hall

>> No.1142357

>>1142356

Marry Kierkegaard, fuck Nabokov and kill Hall.

Set: Plato, Socrates, Dostoyevsky.

>> No.1142359

You always kill the person you marry so that you don't have to be married to them.

You marry them in the first place in order to have sex, which would mean all 3 options have the same answer, or for their money.

>> No.1142362

>>1142359
That's why my answer ( >>1142351 ) is so perfect. I'm rich, no longer a virgin (lol zombiesex), and I don't have to be married to that whore. And I spare the rest of the world from more sparkly vampires, so I'm also a hero.

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1142367

Fuck Saint-Just, kill Ayn Rand, and stay unmarried.

>> No.1142369

>>1142362
not gonna lie I totally agree. Go for it!!!

>> No.1142887

Marry: Clarice Lispector
Fuck: Dorothy Parker
Kill: Ayn Rand

>> No.1142919

>I'm bored, /lit/
Go read a book then. fuck.

>> No.1142923

marry: simone de beauvoir
fuck: pauline reage (she wrote story of o, if you know what i'm talking about, then, yeah this answer is obvious)
kill: virginia woolf or sylvia plath (just to be helpful)

>> No.1142930
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1142930

fuck&marry anais nin
kill: noone (i'm not a fucking psychopath)

>> No.1142932

>>Fuck Saint-Just

Definitely my choice for the sexiest revolutionary of all time....but the thread asked for writers, are you seriously implying that you've read "Organt"?

Because I tried (in the hopes that it might be worth doing a decent English translation) and it's fairly unreadable....

>> No.1142937

marry....John Keats
fuck....Lord Byron
kill....Ayn Rand, or maybe John Calvin