/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.11569512]

>post the name of your favourite book
>describe your first kiss

[Anonymous No.11569552]

hero of our times

In grade five i had this friend who id talk to at school or on msn or whatever and one afternoon her parents werent home so she invited me over and we watched almost famous together. In the tiny dancer scene i put my arm around her and she turned her head and started kissing me. the kiss was more like we bumped our teeth and lips together a few times and then withdrew giggling

[Anonymous No.11569555]

>>11569512
>The Leopard
> I was 15, she was a tomboy and a bit older than me.
>We were at some sort of resort, playing soccer and joking around.
>ball gets pretty far
>we both go there to pick it up
>we are really distant
>she pretends to give me the ball and pulls it back
>I pretend to tell her a secret and kiss her

[Anonymous No.11569566]

>>11569512
Works of Love
it's never happened

[Anonymous No.11569574]

>>11569512
no favourite book
18, never been kissed

DOES IT EVER GET BETTER!?!?
im not even ugly too just fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.11569592]

Is it normal to recall your first kiss? I couldn't even hazard a guess who I kissed first.

Hell, I barely recall the first time I had sex. The only memorable thing about it was that a slippery slide is an awkward place to try sling one up a broad.

[Anonymous No.11569600]

>>11569512
>Fear and Trembling
>I knew her when I was younger. We reconnected a few years later. She took me to her favorite lookout spot above the city. She leaned in for it. So did I.
>>11569574
you're fine, young one

[Anonymous No.11569606]

>>11569574
it can get better if you make the right choices. be productive, get out of your comfort zone, try a bunch of shit. If you are genuinely ugly or autistic it might never get better, but for most people an enormous amount of change can be effected by effort

there is the whole 'effort is determined by genetics' thing as well, but there's not much i can say about that

[Anonymous No.11569608]

Hamlet.

I was 15, went to a party. Friends knew I was a kissless virgin even though I've never told them so. They went around asking for girls to kiss me. Finally found one that was drunk enough to accept and introduced me to her. I started talking to the dumb bitch about nothing while she was leaning at the wall and a crowd started to take form around us. Quiet, watching. She finally noticed that there were more than ten people around us as if in a fucking theater and got ashamed, gave some excuse and tried to escape. Well fuck it, I thought, then kiss/raped the bitch till people got bored. Her mouth had a destilled taste.

[Anonymous No.11569612]

>>11569592
I had my first bj before I was kissed lol

[Anonymous No.11569613]

>>11569512
Kane and Abel.

It was a dare that took 5 seconds but felt like an hour right before and right after.

[Anonymous No.11569626]

>>11569612
Should have asked for one right after you finished

[Anonymous No.11569639]

>>11569512
Storm of Steel

Senior year of high school. My girl who is younger than me would risk getting home late so we could walk around the city after school. I took her home and a block away from her house we stood for a second and went for a kiss. We knocked teeth and awkwardly pushed tounges into each others mouths. It was both of our first kiss.

[Anonymous No.11569640]

>>11569512
Stephen King's IT

At a birthday party

[Anonymous No.11569648]

>>11569626
I actually did lol

[Anonymous No.11569649]

>>11569640
UNDERAGED GANG-BANG

[Anonymous No.11569695]

Montaigne, Essays
Party at the beginning of Summer, very end of 7th grade (June 2nd, in fact) sitting with a friend whose favorite Aunt had just died- while listening to her recollections she suddenly looked me in the eye, moved her face slowly forward and kissed me.

[Anonymous No.11569708]

>>11569512
she looks like she fucks black guys

[Anonymous No.11569755]

Bible

Drunk with an chubby but cute emo girl that intentionally got us alone. My crush walked in on us, got jelly I'm sure, and I ended up kissing her the next day. Both were in the stairway of our highschool

[Anonymous No.11569777]

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[Anonymous No.11569781]

>>11569708
That's the style these days, and so is fucking black guys tb h.

Kardashians are the it girls in an insane way and all are dating black. Even the mom now. And the weird brother had a baby with a black girl.

Culture changes. It's currently not very cool to be white, but now a mildly good black super hero movie and a mediocre black scary movie are touted as amazing.
The Ice Cube movies (Friday, Barbershop) were a lot better at the time and they weren't lauded for specifically having a mainly black cast. Hollywood acts like this is a new thing because black is in vogue.

[Anonymous No.11569784]

>Crime and Punishment
>never been kissed. I’m 22. never even tried.

[Anonymous No.11569805]

>>11569512
Plato's Republic

>be hanging out at gf's place a month after getting together
>first gf, no idea what i'm doing
>first bf she's had who's not a jerk
>put on avant garde film by stan brakhage
>"the act of seeing with one's own eyes"
>she agrees to watch it because she wants to impress me and look open-minded to art
>it's half an hour of autopsy footage
>no sound whatsoever
>15 minutes go by, I notice she's trembling and crying softly
>i put on a fucking autopsy film, the fuck was i expecting
>i pause the film and comfort her
>she snuggles up close
>ohshitisthisit
>she leans in for the muthafuckin kiss
>we make out for a half hour
>she pulls away finally, stares at the screen with widening horror
>i realize that I paused on a shot of an open chest cavity
>"hey, uh, anon, think we can turn this off?"

[Anonymous No.11569808]

>>11569695
tell me more

[Anonymous No.11569916]

.>>11569512
>Less than Zero

>Senior year of HS
>On a "date" with a girl
>Aka at her house just hanging out, but her family is there
>She knows I haven't kissed anyone before, I'm super intimidated
>She was the "hot girl" at our school (srs)
>Her family likes me cuz I seem smart and well-spoken, unlike the other guys she's dated
>Have a great time, she kisses me on her porch after walking me out for a long time
>Fall hard
>Date her for the next few months, first everything
>I'm essentially her beta-orbiter but with benefits
>Cheats on me, goes behind my back, lies, breaks my heart etc but im too beta to stop
>Totally didn't fuck me up for future relationships or anything
>Now I read Houllebecq and masturbate
>Living the /lit/erary lifestyle

[Anonymous No.11569920]

>>11569512
My favorite book is Julius Ebola’s ride the tiger, its about gay right wing sex scenes in early modernist Europe. You see a lot of aristocrats were homosexuals, this was well known by basically everyone in the nobility, and so they would form secret clubs called lodges, and there they would pick out other well heeled beautiful men, as well as form cabals of schizo pedophiles. This was a good deal, until Adolph Hitler, he monopolized lodge culture with the SS and party inner lodge he established, thus the regime, after taking power, destroyed the Masons, Thule society, aristocracy and jesuits. This was done specifically so the best male lovers, slave boys and big daddy elites could have the maximum, Germanic, homofaggot aesthetic. That’s all you need to know about Julius Ebola and Right Wing secret societies.

My first kiss was with a member of my Mannerbund (a male)

[Anonymous No.11569948]

Hopscotch

I had been going out with this girl for like a week then. She was next to me and I pulled her closer but kind of joking, nothing too serious or dramatic and then I went for the kiss and when our lips touched it felt like fireworks and I lost my memory for 10 seconds then I spaced out while she was still kissing me but I wasn’t really doing anything so it felt awkward. Better kisses came after that one.

[Anonymous No.11569957]

>>11569948
what you said about fireworks is so real

wanna hear something sad anon?

i haven't kissed someone sober in over 4 years :(

>tfw forgot what good kisses actually feel like cuz always drunk + no gf

[Anonymous No.11569972]

>>11569957
ive had like 7 girlfriends in the past 4 years but i have also been drunk for i think every kiss, even the morning kisses i had residual drunkenness.

I cant hook up with a girl sober, the entire idea weirds me out

[Anonymous No.11569986]

Of Time and the River

I was 22 (yes, seriously). We had been close friends for like a month or so. We'd just watched a movie together and she walked me out of her apartment and gave me some clothes hangers to borrow. I was holding the clothes hangers for like two minutes while we were making out until she knocked them out of my hand. We ended up dating for 2.5 years.

I was also shockingly bad at it, which is obviously no surprise.

[Anonymous No.11569998]

Atlas Shrugged

Never kissed girl (19 years old)

[Anonymous No.11570007]

2666
13, I had been dating this girl for a month or so and we didn't do anything but hold hands. I overheard her friends talking how wimpy I was for not doing it sooner. So that night we hung out, went for a walk, and under the streetlights I made my move. I remember the softness and the taste of her lime Chapstick.

I broke up with her over email few months later

[Anonymous No.11570012]

Infinite Jest
Drunk

[Anonymous No.11570035]

>Infinite Jest
>I was hanging out with this girl on her birthday and I asked her how it was going, she said it was going well, but she hadn't got what she wanted yet. I asked her innocently what it was and she acted all coy, blushed and said a kiss from me. We kissed and that was that.

[Anonymous No.11570082]

>>11569916
>went all the way with a sex foxx in the prime of your youth because she downshifted into "time to settle down" a decade too early under daddy's pressure
You have nothing to complain about dude, you are among a very small percentage of beta sad boiz who get to experience this. Most guys are 30+ with a 6 figure income before attaining a hot bitch like you make her out to be, and yes they get to keep her around for many years, but in the inevitable split they lose the house, car, kids, and half their imcome for the net 18 years.
All you lost was your v card and your youthful innocence
Color me jealous

Jezeposting because this thread already has no respect for the Lord's sacred domain

[Anonymous No.11570114]

>>11569708
>white girl
Yep, fits the bill

[Anonymous No.11570122]

The Ladder of Divine Ascent

First kiss: invigorating, made my head spin. Sex proceeded soon thereafter

First tongue action: took my by surprise because she initiated completely. I really liked it. Got mono tho, however I did not even know what that was until later.

This was all before I became an Orthodox Christian fyi

[Anonymous No.11570143]

>>11570122
>first kiss was a fuck
>first tongue was mono
Jesus h christ man
You been checked for the aids?
Sounds like you picked some real dumpster dogs

[Anonymous No.11570145]

Dosto - Demons

>be 17
>khv
>reeeeee fuck this
>fiending a root
>go to an underage nightclub, young sluts everywhere
>one of my mates introduces me to some obese bitch (he wants to fuck her also fat friend)
>dont even talk, just go straight in for a kiss
>lick her tonsils for a bit
>go home thinking i'm hot shit and life's gonna be perfect

i've been with chicks in more intimate settings since then but i almost always just feel absent, alien, like the girl's not even there. My thoughts go on about random unrelated shit and i'm pretty numb to all affections. anyone else know this feel?

The one time hooking up with a girl actually got my blood pumping i pazzed and started doing increasing amounts of thirsty unappealing shit and i haven't seen her since

[Anonymous No.11570158]

>Finnegans Wake
>Briefly and painfully with my first girlfriend at 14, hiding in the upper rafters of our fucking retarded experimental/alternative learning school (there were only five other kids in our grade) after two months of kissless "dating"

[Anonymous No.11570191]

>>11570143
I was a dumpster dog and they were both hot. Second one I literally just started touching her arm like a pervert and she smiled at me, so I reached in her shirt and she looked like a deer in the headlights for ten seconds, then suddenly started kissing me passionately. I was a real degenerate, not proud of it. I still have vanity issues because I look good, hard for me to overcome putrid narcissism

[Anonymous No.11570204]

Gravity's Rainbow

Getting pressured into it by the hot, slutty mexican girl in kindergarten.

[Anonymous No.11570229]

>>11569805
If this isn't a larp that's cool.

>>11570204
"Hot and slutty kindergartener"
Wow

[Anonymous No.11570235]

>>11569512
So far blood meridian
Haven’t kissed anyone yet

[Anonymous No.11570236]

>>11569920
>gay right wing sex scenes in early modernist Europe

No?

[Anonymous No.11570241]

Blood Meridian

Never touched Lips. I think the frustration gives me power.

[Anonymous No.11570246]

A Time For Everything

When Descartes said animals are soulless automatons, he forgot to add that human children are until some point also lacking this source of rationality.
I was seven, and she one year older than me. We have known each other for a long time, at least for kids standards. I jump over her and kiss her. I don't know exactly what to do with my mouth, she neither She gets surprised, but not angry. Why that moment? Why her? Why would I do that? I don't know, I am just a kid mindlessly reacting to my environment.

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>>11569777
checked nice number


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>>11569512
FUCKING STOP POSTING MOTHER FUCK HER ING JEZEBELS I FUCKIN HATE THE JEZEBELS POO ON THAT THOTHS FACE SHE IS NOT HOT BECAUSE SHE HAS NO EXPLOSION OUT HER BRAIN LET IT FILL YOU LET IT KILL YOU

[Anonymous No.11570257]

>>11570255
based poop oster

[Anonymous No.11570267]

>>11570229
i have vivid memories of her pretending to have breasts and sliding things down her blouse (it was a catholic school), while all the boys around her watched, after i kissed her the other mexican boys bullied me, i'm white

[pooposter No.11570268]

>>11570246
I love this image, both people are depicted as attractive, however the first conflict comes with the style of drawing, it is shit, this is compounded with the image quality and the instagram tags, then another contradiction to both of these truths comes with the thought bubbles, it contradicts both the apparent intention of the original artist and the design of their bodies, they are both the SCUM OF SOCIETY EXPLODE OUT MY BRAIN POO LET IT SHIT YOU

[Anonymous No.11570273]

>>11569512
Journey to the end of the night
And I literally don’t remember because I was like 6 and we fucked later, which is a much more powerful memory.

[Anonymous No.11570290]

>>11570268
It's funny because ghetto people aren't as cerebral as depicted

[Anonymous No.11570296]

>>11569512
All Quiet on the Western Front

I was a freshman, she was a senior. She had a boyfriend in another state, and we would meet on the performance stage on the school to talk. I chickened out one afternoon right before we had to leave, but then told her to meet me there the next morning, and we made out then. I remember thinking it was like tonguing an octopus.

[pooposter No.11570295]

>>11570290
that's also true but it doesn't ahve to depict fucking niggers it could be spics or tanned white cunts fuck YOU Fuck MEEEEEEEe POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

[Anonymous No.11570336]

>>11569512
So Long, See You Tomorrow by William Maxwell

When I was four, my mother had dated this wealthy fella whose grandson lived next door. We hung out every day, did all the normal things two boys aged four to six would do, that is until he wanted to start playing house.
"I be the husband, you be the wife. Now, the husband puts his tongue in the wife's mouth, and the wife sucks on it."
We did this several times, and I never got to be the husband.

[Anonymous No.11570342]

>>11569755
You based chad.

[Anonymous No.11570355]

>>11570229
It's real, and really funny. I was kind of expecting my first kiss to be more "natural", but making out with autopsy footage in the background is memorable and surreal enough that I think I'm fine having trailing me.

[Anonymous No.11570358]

>>11569512
>first kiss

[Anonymous No.11570364]

>>11570236
Yes, you're just a peasant boi who doesn't know about the gay right wing lodges in Europe.

[Anonymous No.11570376]

>the brothers karamazov

>she had put lip balm so i knew she had made up her mind
>bench in front of a church in the evening
>used tongue because that's what i thought kissing was
>she commended my impudence and then we kissed normally
>we were both seventeen

[Anonymous No.11570381]

The Hobbit

19, university. I was studying with this chick in her room and she just lies down on her bed, tells me to join her, and starts making out with me. I still don't know what she saw in me, but I wasn't complaining.

[Anonymous No.11570404]

>>11570191
ah i see, well i can't really blame you. i, like all raging hormonal late teen/early 20's dudes strived to have a great body to compensate for my entirely mediocre facial appearance, but still didn't really have any luck with sexy women. girls just like "cute boiz" and your cute genetics and no amount of time in the gym can really make amends for not having that. i'd have done the same if i were in your shoes

[Anonymous No.11570408]

>two instances of IJ, one instance of AS, one instance of GR ITT
fellas, this isn't a /lit/ humor thread

[pooposter !!ciZV6Id/Qdc No.11570437]

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>>11570408
>ah i see, well i can't really blame you. i, like all ragi

[Anonymous No.11570460]

>>11569512
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[Anonymous No.11570462]

>The Magic Mountain

I was sitting on my friend's bed with a friend of his girlfriend. We joked about the movie we were watching (Wayne's World) before locking our legs together. I looked her in the eyes and then at her lips, and when she did the same we both went in for the kiss. She tasted a bit like flour.

[Anonymous No.11570474]

>>11570462
>I looked her in the eyes and then at her lips, and when she did the same we both went in for the kiss
two weeks of nofap and this was enough to get me flexing and thrusting my pelvis a bit. nofap is scary

[Anonymous No.11570480]

>>11570437
This. Hoping the mad pooping draws the mods attention towards threads like this which warrant their attention.

[Anonymous No.11570485]

>>11569512
Confessions
I have never violated my body in such a way

[Anonymous No.11570591]

War and Peace
>at a concert with a friend
>both drink a bit
>tell her i want to kiss her while tipsy
>make out a bit awkwardly
>then some more in the following days but nothing else comes from it
>still friends to this day

[Anonymous No.11571145]

The Stranger

I was 16, travelling with my businessman father in the US. I had been given the liberty to explore San Diego alone, and found myself at a carnival. Coincidentally, a contingent of students, all my age, were there that day on a field trip. With a caffeine-inspired and sleep-deprived confidence, I spent the day with them. They were impressed by my accent, and that pleased me greatly. One girl in particular took a liking to me, so her mother drove us back to my hotel, where she walked me to my room. We stood at my door, looking at eachother with a quiet knowledge. She kissed me, and I returned a peck. Encouraged, she went a little further, then left.
I spent at least 10 minutes fumbling with a keycode to get into my room, where I recorded an ecstatic video diary entry, which I have since lost.

[Anonymous No.11571179]

Moby Dick

I was 19 and literally don't remember the exact moment it happened. Met a girl on a forum online, we had been talking a lot for months and were bf/gf although we never actually met before (she lived in another city).
She sort of fled from her parents and came to visit me, I was super awkward cause never kissed before, we hanged out talking and etc for many many hours after she arrived and after a point I guess I just took the courage to make a move and it happened.
We ended up living together for almost 6 years.

[Anonymous No.11571266]

>>11569808
After that brief kiss I put my arm around her and she put her head on my chest and just started crying, big heaving sobs. A little later, right before I left to go home, she actually thanked me and kissed me on the forehead. We never dated or anything but we did remain friends- she was one of the few kids from my hs that went to the University I attended and periodically, when I'd see her, she'd smile and recite the date, June 2nd, which is why I'll never forget it.
That same night alone in my room I remember just staring at my cieling feeling both blissful but a little dizzy at the same time, almost beyond belief that something like that had happened. The next morning I woke up early and walked my dog to a lake near the house that I grew up in. Everything seemed new.
>in before cringe, bluepilled, etc. -that's simply what happened

[Anonymous No.11571274]

Crime and Punishment

Didn't happen unless you count kiss on the cheek. Then it was on the second elementary school reunion where both I and the girl got really drunk. Also I didn't know the girl as I left for high school in the year she joined the class.

>tfw no sonya

[Anonymous No.11571282]

>>11569512
>don quixote
>implying?

[Anonymous No.11571291]

Maurice

first kiss was weird. neither of us knew how to use tongue properly so it felt like we were trying to choke each other or something

[Anonymous No.11571293]

>>11569512
The Hobbit.

Wet and toothy.

[Anonymous No.11571302]

The Tunnel

I was either thirteen or fourteen. I had been "dating" this girl for a short while. She was really shy, but we had a lot of fun together. We went outside and sat on a public bench in the evening. I went for the kiss and she responded with a lot of tongue. It was strange as it felt like being swallowed. I couldn't breathe and had to stop to catch my breath. This happened about twenty more times with the same girl, then when I met the next one I realized how bad it had been. Now she does modeling work in California (we're from Europe) and snorts coke with the elite. I work at a huge store and spend my time on /lit/.

[Anonymous No.11571412]

Hard to be a God

It was my birthday, and one of my friends got a girl that was orbiting him to kiss me out of pity.

[Anonymous No.11571422]

>>11569512
>15
>drunk
>about to say goodbye to a girl
>kiss her
>don't remember at all how it felt since I was drunk
>she laughed and seemed happy about it

[Anonymous No.11571656]

The Recognitions
>I was 21, with a hooker who was about 15 years older than me
she had a nice hairy pussy as well

[Anonymous No.11571664]

My own unfinished book

>Random fat club-slut. I cucked her friend and kissed her, grabbed her number and then never spoke to her again.

[Anonymous No.11571667]

>>11569512
Journey to the end of the night

first kiss
>4 or 5 years old, with girl from kindergarten- we hid behind this locker thingy where they store outdoors-toys like tricycles.

>first actual kiss

Can't remember. Most likely some drunken mess in middle school. Lost my virginity at 17, currently 22 for that matter.

[Anonymous No.11571692]

Naked Lunch

Jurors of youthful slimey oral entwinement dangling at electrical wires' ends worldwide, whose eyes and psychic ears penetrates my story from across oceans and deserts: Head in a box, gruesome biblical killings flickered across the screen as we exchanged exctoplasm, salivating, meat on meat twitching, lips sealed. Morgan Freeman watched over us, judging.

[Anonymous No.11571699]

Pride and Prejudice

Still waiting for the right guy to come along

[Anonymous No.11571707]

>>11569574
Just say your favorite book is The Alchemist and pay a hooker to kiss you

[Anonymous No.11571718]

>>11569512
>Ficciones, Jorges Luis Borges
>18 years old and at my first house party (university political club). Small Thai-American girl has a huge crush on me so she gets a bunch of girls to buy me drinks. We dance and then I kiss her. She's into it, so we spend half the night making out.

Nothing ever came of it desu. I'm a sperg without alcohol.

[Anonymous No.11571854]

>>11569512
the book of disquiet
it was in my dreams

[Anonymous No.11571893]

>>11569512

Ham on Rye - Charles Bukowski

>be 18
>horny
>og on grindr
>find local homo
>we kiss and fuck

Ta-da

[Anonymous No.11571903]

>>11571692
>exctoplasm

whenever i think of naked lunch i think of that word why tf he use it so much

[Anonymous No.11572407]

>>11569512
One Hundred Years of Solitude.
Never happened.

[Anonymous No.11572690]

>>11570462
>flour..
that's hard to fathom. like the stamp, though.

[Anonymous No.11572705]

>>11569512

Simone Weil - Gravity and Grace
>15
>hanging out with a friend in shopping center
>just buy video game from game stop
>leave
>girl with her friend just outside on a bench
>say hi, friend says werent you two supposed to kiss (was an organized thing), i say oh yeah and joke wanna do it now
>she says ok
>walk to a secluded walking track in the woods
>make out
>going on for a little too long, open eyes, she opens eyes, both laugh
>walk back
>see girl I was seeing at the skate park
>finished talking to the tw girls and send them off
>go hang out with other girl and friends at skate park
I was happy at the time but the memory hasn't aged well

[Anonymous No.11572714]

>>11569574
all in your head bro

[Anonymous No.11572735]

Zarathustra

A male friend of mine surprise kissed me on the mouth as a meme birthday present

[Anonymous No.11572745]

Moby Dick
It was pretty shitty. She'd been rejected by my friend and in her drunken lust went at me. She sucked on my mouth while I licked inside hers. After a minute or so she pushed me to the floor and we continued in a similar style for around 30 mins. After that she got up and left for the next room and I went to find more alcohol. In the next room during all this my friends were discussing how I finally had my first kiss. All I got from the experience was that milestone passed later than most.

[Anonymous No.11572749]

>>11569512

None

I asked my best friend out on a date because I liked her for a long time. She says yes. We went to see a twilight movie (I know) and half way through the movie we looked at each other and just did it. It was very sweet and wholesome.

[Anonymous No.11572752]

>>11569512
Wuthering Heights.

I was at a party that in hindsight there's no reason I should have been invited to but in all fairness I was a harmless guy who at the time hung out with the not-the-coolest-but-still-cool musician types (despite not being a musician), so I was asked by proxy. It was this "camping" thing at the back of this girl's house where we all chatted shit and I watched everyone else go off and have fun, not for sympathy's sake but for the mood painted that afternoon like most of my school life was permeated by family tragedy and general unfulfillment, when most were pissing around with fireworks I couldn't help but find my smile in the passing of time rather than the actual events seperately, which made me quite oblivious, so much so that I was only told about how I walked into a tent with someone getting a handjob and didn't leave about a week later.
I found myself in this tent when a game of spin the bottle was being attempted, whilst getting ready to wind down for the night. Someone picked me and this other girl who at the time I knew but didn't really take notice of that much, she said "Sure, why not" or something to that affect and then closed her eyes and kissed me for about 5 seconds, which honestly felt like nothing at all apart from skin touching my lips, however, once I rose out of the clapping by other people I was awash with this golden light, which I was later shot down for then in reflection getting slightly giddy about wanting to propel the game further. I went to bed apparently with a smile, which someone told me afterwards.
Since then the girl turned out to be a bit of a slut and dwindled the occasion in my mind. I've found every "attempted love" by women since 10 years back to be purely opportunistic. Ironically the best book I've ever read was a fictional book by a woman talking about love, who'da thunk it.

[Anonymous No.11572791]

>>11569574
just b urself man!

[Anonymous No.11572795]

Catch-22

It was the summer after highschool. There was this girl that I had liked, and only got the courage to ask her out to prom. I spent all this time planning dinner and aranging my friend's shitty car, getting him a date too. When I took her to the door after, her parents were there so I didn't even kiss her then. It was during the summer, I took her to the botanical gardens I had interned in. The ticket guy snuck us in. We roamed around for an hour before we got to the hidden Japanese garden. This was my favorite spot, not because I'm a weeb, but because it was secluded. It was one of the older exhibits so no one bothered keeping it maintained or went to it other than me while I interned there. Under the little outdoor pagota in the corner we sat. I remember my heart fluttered a little. My hands were a little shaky. We both would look into each other's eyes and quickly turn away, holding hands. Eventually I went for it. At first it was awkward, I have a deviated septum so breathing while kissing is difficult. But I got used to it and was able to start caressing her. This went on for about two minutes before some old people came walking by and we abruptly stopped, playing it off as if I hadn't had my tongue down her throat and my hands on her boobs.


Thanks OP, I forgot about that experience. When I think of her I normally only think of her step brother threatening me, her dad being mexican mafia, and her friends egging my house. I forgot how sweet and innocent it was between us.

[Anonymous No.11572819]

>>11569555
Rape

[Anonymous No.11572856]

>>11572752
You sound so autistic. You've tried to write about your experience in a literary style as if it's something profound, but it and the way you've written it is pure cringe

>I was hanging out with loser musicians
>not even a musician myself
>went to a camping party
>my home life was traumatic and I don't know how to socialise
>just sat there staring at things instead
>awkwardly went into someone tent while they were getting a handjob
>didn't even notice, stayed there awkwardly
>got my first kiss during spin the bottle
>embarrassed myself by getting over excited about it
>even went to sleep over happy about it
>she was a slut so it meant even less than a spin-the-bottle kiss normally does (which is 0)

[Anonymous No.11572871]

Book of Disquiet

I'm almost 23 and still haven't had my first kiss. At this point I'm not sure I ever will. Girls actually always seem to be really nice to me but for some reason something about me just completely kills any kind of potential romantic or sexual attraction. They speak to me like I'm a little kid which is pretty humiliating but I guess it could be worse.

[Anonymous No.11572886]

>>11572856
I'm not arguing with you, I probably am on the spectrum.
I was trying to write it as honestly as I felt back when I was about 13, I don't hold this true now, but it was what it was then.
I accept that my life was cringe then, that was the point of writing it.
As for her turning out to be a slut, that wasn't confirmed that night, but in the year after where she was notoriously loud about her "relationships". I don't know why you're so ticked off about my post, but for whatever reason I hope you eventually learn to live with your mistakes too.

[Anonymous No.11572918]

>>11570082
Yeah I guess you’re right sempai

It kinda fucked me up, but i suppose it was a good learning experience + was fun at the time. Not like I was a super confident, well-adjusted chad before I met her anyway

[Anonymous No.11573469]

>Same Old Story by Ivan Gontsharov
>I was 10, I don't know if it counts but that's my only and last kiss(es)

how it happened:

>be me
>go to friend's birthday party
>the friend is a girl
>I'm the only boy at the party but I don't mind it
>friend's mom goes out to take their dog for a walk
>the oldest girl at the party is 13 and she starts yelling "let's play spin the bottle!!!"

At the end of the day I got raped like 20 times by several girls. The good thing is that most of them grew up to be fucking hot (they're all like 25 now and they all have some Chad-tier boyfriends). The bad thing is that I got bullied by my friends when they found out. They beat me up pretty badly when one of my classmates found out. I was always left out and I myself grew out to be a literature-loving virgin. Well, at least I've read like every Dostojevsky book twice and I know a lot about Nietzsche's work

[Anonymous No.11573516]

>>11569612
>I had my first bj before I was kissed lol
how long did it take for the guy to cum?

[Anonymous No.11573538]

Book of Disquiet
I've never kissed

>inb4 for that reason you read /r9k/ books

[Anonymous No.11573559]

the ego and its own
hit on a little slut at the pool at 13yo and later kissed her leaned up against a public toilet groping her ass

[Anonymous No.11573585]

>>11573538
>>11572871
hi friends! i am >>11571854

:3

[Anonymous No.11573599]

>>11569512
>tfw when the first kiss was with my cousin

[Anonymous No.11573608]

>>11571854
>>11572871
>>11573538
>>11573585
>Book of Disquiet

It's basically a collection of aphorisms. Do you even like reading? Or is it just another way to feel sorry for yourself to you?

[Anonymous No.11573711]

>>11573608
I prefer poetry to prose. It's basically a collection of prose poems from a poet pretending to be a prose writer which I think is pretty neat.

Also yes I'm a sad piece of shit so it's comforting to read stuff from a similar but more articulate sad piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.11573725]

A portrait of the artist as a young man.

24 and never kissed. I'm just kind of an asocial with anger issues, not an incel, I never put that fault onto girls

[Anonymous No.11573758]

>>11569512
Schismatrix.
I kissed a girl in my 1st year of school as a dare.

[Anonymous No.11573793]

>>11569512
Karakter
I don't remember my first kiss, but it was with my first gf when I was sixteen years old

[Anonymous No.11573904]

>>11570474
cringe

[Anonymous No.11573921]

>>11570474
>no fap for more than a week
You know you've lost all your testosterone gains already, right?

[Anonymous No.11573925]

>>11573608
>Do you even like reading? Or is it just another way to feel sorry for yourself to you?

Someway both things. Reading Pessoa's aphorisms you feel like having an intimate conversation with him. Though I have to agree that I'm wallowing in self pity while reading him, there is not doubt that his work is pretty aesthetic. He exposes his whole soul to the reader, his misery, his sadness, in a very visceral way, and in that sense, he is a great artist.

[Anonymous No.11574439]

>>11569512
Starship troopers

In college, I was super drunk and made out with a fat ugly chick that was also super drunk.

[Anonymous No.11574543]

>>11569512
>I can't decide between 'A Clockwork Orange' and 'Steppenwolf'.
>It was terrible, I've only been kissed two times and I still didn't figured out how to do it properly
And I'm kinda disgusted by it to be honest. I hope things will get better after I find a nice person.

[Anonymous No.11574737]

Notes from Underground

Never had it unless you count a kiss on the cheek in which case it was last summer by a girl who was one of very few friends I've ever had who turned out to just be using me for emotional comfort the entire years-long friendship and who after burning through every bit of compassion and energy I had dropped me like hot garbage. Haven't stopped drinking since

[Anonymous No.11574770]

A Rebours
With a middle aged Asian prostitute when I was 25

[Anonymous No.11574772]

>>11574737
>boo hoo, she didn't want to have sex with me and was just using me for friendship

incels are pathetic

[Anonymous No.11574784]

>>11574772
>13k dollars
why the FUCK was i not born a girl

[Anonymous No.11574791]

>>11574784
desu it's probably very tiring

[Anonymous No.11574798]

>>11574791
i dont give a shit you get free stuff for like 15 years just because you make guys go all glaze eyed when they look at you. dont get me wrong i exploit my looks as much as I can to get shit but it's not even comparable to what women can do

i would ltierally be one of those whores for Saudi princes so theyd give me 100s of thousands of dollars. If you're a 20 year old girl and youre not taking advantage of this shit you are downright retarded

[Anonymous No.11574801]

>>11574772

>I donated $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said I'm a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me

Oh.

[Anonymous No.11574820]

>>11574772,
petty, pathetic,
men like these deserve death, now
NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

[Anonymous No.11574830]

>>11569512
war and peace

i was eighteen (im now 20). i dont remember it because i was black out drunk. kind of doughy unattractive girl, in a mercifully dark nightclub. i think i enjoyed it at the time, but in the morning i felt a colossal sense of guilt and shame that still visits me when i think of it to this day. havent kissed anyone or made any moves since that night, maybe because im afraid of reexperiencing the guilt i felt afterwards.

[Anonymous No.11574842]

>post the name of your favourite book
This is a stupid question. You can't force me to pick just one and fuck you for asking.
>describe your first kiss
And here I thought the first question was bad. I've never kissed a girl (or a man for that matter) and you, OP, my gorilla nigger friend, can basically kys yourself.

[Anonymous No.11574849]

>>11573469
>got raped like 20 times by several (early teenage) girls
Oh the horror!

[Anonymous No.11574911]

>>11574791

>that pic
this is actual mental illness

[Anonymous No.11574961]

[Anonymous No.11575003]

A Confederacy of Dunces

17, at my high school prom. Originally we were going ‘as friends’ in the weeks leading up to it I started to realize i actually had feelings for her. The one and only slow dance, Aerosmith was playing (lol), we kept trying to talk to each other but neither of us could hear the other even shouting right into our ears. Eventually we stop trying, we both locked eyes, held it for just a moment, and jumped in. Her best friend was beside us, screamed about 2-3 seconds in and said something like “get off my friend!” And we stopped. But she didn’t really mean it and we went right back at it after. At least a few people saw us and commented after but at the time it felt like we were the only two people for miles

[Anonymous No.11575071]

>>11574772
nowhere did I mention sex you fucking moron

[Anonymous No.11575077]

>>11569998
>Never kissed girl (19 years old)
Maybe because your favorite book is atlas shrugged

[Anonymous No.11575107]

Theaetetus, Don Quixote or In Search Of Lost Time
It was in a bar, I was 20, drunk and xann'd, we had known each other since we both were 14 and I'm still in love with her to this day.

[Anonymous No.11575115]

>>11575107
get over her, love is a meme

[Anonymous No.11575160]

>The Tin Drum by Gunther Grass
I'm freshly 20. At the time I was freshly 19. She was 28 and uncomfortable in her creep towards 30. An Italian woman trimmed all in dark: black t-shirts over brown skin and darker hair, finished with big brown cow eyes that betrayed what a softie she was and will be. Off the side of a dessert highway heading skyward towards a pine Forest, we had stopped. Down the side and along an unmarked trail through the gully were great Stone faces and small trickles of waterfalls. It felt like hours we spent sitting on that slab overlooking a collecting pool. Inching closer, she closed her eyes. I wasn't about to stop her.
Magic
She said "it was inevitable" and I was dumbfounded, relieved at the implication that there would be more. I'm glad I waited for a girl like her. It was nicer than even romantic naivety could have imagined. It also gave me crippling blue balls for days that hurt too much to stroke away. The romantics forgot to mention that part.
Still 10/10.

[Anonymous No.11575278]

>>11575160
*snap*

[Anonymous No.11575281]

Extension du domaine de la lutte
haven't had one

[Anonymous No.11575317]

>>11575278
Thanks bby

[Anonymous No.11575513]

>>11572856
>/lit/
>bullying somebody for trying to develop their writing style in a largely off-topic thread
dick

[Anonymous No.11575612]

>>11569574
at this point, don't ever acknowledge the fact you're a kissless virgin. That fact scares women away, trust me I learned that by experience.

[Anonymous No.11575969]

>>11569512
The Picture of Dorian Gray.

11. Girlfriend is sitting alone in her room, blindfolded. The two of us and my friend and his girlfriend (my girlfriend's sister) are playing some game where you can do anything to the person in the room. I walk into the dark room and peck her on the lips. She smiles and becomes all loving when she takes off her blindfold and seems me standing in front of her.

Years later she was one of the biggest whores in the town.

[Anonymous No.11575988]

>>11575513
Yeah, some people need to be bullied. How else will they ever get the courage to kill themselves?

[Anonymous No.11576010]

>Cien Años de Soledad; or The Man Who Was Thursday (Great Gatsby also a contender)

>Be me, grade 10
>Be in biology, teacher gives negative fucks
>Bantering with tons of friends
>The topic drifts to "first times"
>asssweat.exe
>Girl-friends start a bloody inquisition to find out how I got my dick wet the first time
>fucking femoids do not cease
>be me, the virgin
>be me, the kissless
>They genuinely don't believe me
>One of my good bros with a vagina says she'll outright kiss me
>were do i sign up my nigger
>wait but you have a boyfriend
>"he doesn't have to know, anon"
>And there was light
>Same night I decided to go to my first proper party with alcohol and such mundane pursuits

The day I ascended, my virgins

[Anonymous No.11576301]

>>11569512
The Hobbit

>Alas, for I cannot reclaim from the wretched wasteland of memory of my first kiss, for that occurred when I was but a babe, learning to read in the kindergarten. I have only been told of it.

[Anonymous No.11576303]

>>11575969
My friend, that is a most terrible fate to befall such a person.

[Anonymous No.11576489]

>>11571266
comfy/10

[Anonymous No.11576541]

>>11574772
>he's searching for a sexual partner on twitch

[Anonymous No.11576559]

>>11569512
>The Portable Jung
I don't remember my first kiss but it might have been this slut freshman year

>be me awkward as fuck
>project myself onto everything
>around first 2 weeks of college
>meet fun dumb friends
>7/10 stays behind in my room, roommate "asleep"
>4 am
>first kiss, touch her boobs, rub her vag hair until she pushes my hand down
>sexual activity achieved
>~2 days later
>in her room w her 2 roommates
>act really cutesy and attached to her
>wtfamidoing.jpg
>never talks to me again outside polite "hi's"
>starts banging short fat mexican kid
>tfw

[Anonymous No.11576599]

Females are disgusting

[Anonymous No.11576626]

The Elementary Particles

Quite shite. Was 14, at a CISV trip to Detroit of all places and a weird but hot Finn gal that barely spoke English started to stare me. We spoke through hand signals and went off the school we were staying. I remember shoving my sandals under the outside door so that it wouldn’t lock up behind us.
Spoke about nothing together until we were hidden behind a vine wall and she came onto me. She shoved her tongue into my throat and we kept hitting teeth. It was too wet, too hot and I think she tasted like bad morning breath. I got bored in about 20 seconds and let her go. We went back in just as her guide found my sandals. We then kissed some more times when we thought there weren’t people looking, but I remember feeling awfully like I was doing it to be polite to her. That day I was I was promptly informed that there were cameras everywhere on the grounds, and I’d be sent back to my country if I escaped or did anything more inappropriate than a kiss. Her friend then later came to me and told me she had a boyfriend back in Autismland. I then ended whatever was going on between us.
An overall unpleasant experience, would have preferred to have known the lass before and sharing our inexperience. Would later be together that same trip with a kissless, qt, shy photographer Czech, and I wish she were my first one. She always smiled when we kissed.

Though mine were mixed together, I still remember tasting her tears when we had to leave.
I think that was the last time I thought I could fall in love.

[Anonymous No.11576641]

>>11569512
>dog years by gunther grass
>first kiss that meant anything:
>i'd wanted her for so long
>discovered she wanted me as well
>her parents were gone for the night; oddly a sunday during the school year
>(we were high school sophomores)
>most of the light was being cast by candles and a fireplace
>snow fell in thick, airy clumps outside
>her mother was an artist who worked with batik
>the scent of which hung thickly throughout the house
>to this day i choke up every time i detect the odor
>we talked throughout the night and early morning
>i had no intention of even trying to kiss her
>just wanted to drink in the sight of her
>revel in her closeness and the absence of anyone else
>we ended up sitting on a couch looking at some coffee table book
>our lips were inches apart as we talked
>she finally just said it
>commanded me
>"kiss me"
>and i did
>anything external to that act lost all meaning, become undetectable
>i've never enjoyed anything so tender since
Almost everything that followed was a fucking nightmare, though.

[Anonymous No.11576662]

>>11573469
>At the end of the day I got raped like 20 times by several girls.
wut

[Anonymous No.11576669]

>>11572886
>am on the spectrum
I don't know what that is but you better get off it, pronto.

[Anonymous No.11576674]

>>11569512
the inferno
my mommy kissed me when I was a babe of a day old

[Anonymous No.11576676]

>>11576641
>i've never enjoyed anything so tender since

[Anonymous No.11576684]

>>11576641
pretty fucking gay

[Anonymous No.11576687]

>>11576676
It's true. I wish I had the literary aptitude to describe how that was the only moment in my entire life not colored by some kind of cynicism.

We were in (very young love) for almost three years and had all our intimate firsts together, but nothing compared to that kiss. The sex came close. But not quite.

[Anonymous No.11576689]

>>11576684
Well, I'm sorry. I tried to describe it briefly and sincerely without too much flourish. It's difficult. My life is mostly hate and regret.

[Anonymous No.11576699]

>>11576662
>this nigga's never been raped by 20 girls
fag

[Anonymous No.11576704]

This thread reminds me how pissed I am that I was born too soon to have a sex robot

[Anonymous No.11576713]

>>11576641
oofy

[Anonymous No.11576717]

>>11576599
U came out of one tho

[Anonymous No.11576718]

>>11576717
that's appalling

[Anonymous No.11576728]

>>11576717
Wish theyd have put me back in

[Anonymous No.11576753]

>>11569512
Joseph and His Brothers
I unironically have zero memory of such an event. Kissing is fuckin gay anyways. Bitches need to either suck dick or keep their dirty dick suckin mouths to themselves

[Anonymous No.11576794]

I wish people replied to my long posts

[Anonymous No.11576817]

>>11571699
I've had a crush on you ever since we met a year ago.

[Anonymous No.11577150]

>>11572714
this, your situation will only improve based on your kantian outlook on life

[Anonymous No.11577303]

in the miso soup/the republic (close tie)
1st grade sweetheart - never had a gf or anything like that, never really tried either

[Anonymous No.11577322]

The Idiot

16 yo at a party. An extremely intoxicated girl sat down besides me. She started messaging the back of my head, and then we made out

[Anonymous No.11577332]

>>11572752
>whilst
don’t

>>11572856
>>11575513
both of these are true

[Anonymous No.11577339]

>>11576010
based

[Anonymous No.11577351]

Justine, or the Misfortunes of Virtue

A 70+ Jesuit priest with sardines and beer on his breath.

[Anonymous No.11577429]

>>11576794
Which one is it, anon? I'll check it out and reply to it if youd like.

[Anonymous No.11577447]

>>11577429
Yes, I want your opinion!

[Anonymous No.11577453]

>>11576626
>>11572795
>>11576794 ?

[Anonymous No.11577520]

>>11577447
If it's the CISV post just above then strangely, upon finishing it, I thought of a small Kurt Vonnegut poem I memorized in HS-
The Lover's a Liar
To himself he lies
The truthful are loveless
Like oysters their eyes!
I love that last line. -At any rate the experience with both Finn and Czech read very familiarly; though my experiences are different from yours (I had a crush on a German exchange student from Hanover who, though she looked like a pixie, had a mild though sickly sweet b.o. that I did all I could to edit out when hugging her, --although we never kissed, I sometimes wish we had) your writing did evoke my own experience so as to enable sympathy, which is a good thing. If your long post WAS NOT the CISV above, which one was it?

[Anonymous No.11577547]

>>11576713
t. incel

[Anonymous No.11577551]

Freud's Interpretation of Dreams

i took a big shit once and it felt good. there was probably a cute girl out in the school hallway somewhere or whatever.

[Anonymous No.11577583]

The entire Earth's Children series, picking just one out would be difficult.

So horribly awkward that I blocked most of it from memory, I'd rather not try to recall the details.

[Anonymous No.11577850]

>>11569512
>Catch 22
>Drunken makeout with a girl I've never met or seen since at a frat house highlighter party

[Anonymous No.11577881]

The Count of Monte Cristo

I was 15, she was 16. She gave me and a friend japanese lessons, I had a crush on her from the beginning.
One day my friend was sick, I kissed her that day. It was her first kiss too, she said. I don't know if that was the truth, she was rather shy though.

[Anonymous No.11578184]

The Stranger.
I have never had a first kiss unless you count the time my 5th grade French teacher kissed me against my will.

[Anonymous No.11578584]

>>11578184
Living off the proceeds?

[Anonymous No.11578592]

>>11569512
>Ficcioness
>I was 16 and invited a girl over for NSA sex, we kissed, she sucked my dick and we fucked and it was pretty great

[nightshift !!jdy0Pzj+Quc No.11578598]

>Crime and Punishment
>nothing special, very normie. took a girl to the movies at age 13, made out, left and didnt really speak much afterwards

[Anonymous No.11578775]

>Unironically The Giver
>gf and myself were between two portables hanging out and shooting the shit, as the bell rang for 3rd period, she got on her tippie toes and puckered her lips. It was a short kiss and i freaked out for some reason, but it was exciting and and it felt like I was on top of the world.

Now when I get my dick slobbered on all I feel is dread and self-hate

[Anonymous No.11578988]

>>11577520
I’m the CISV guy, but not the same that you answered.
I didn’t really write it with literary pretentions, i just wanted to blogpost something too mellow to say IRL.
But thanks for the compliment, anon. You are very sweet.

[Anonymous No.11579313]

Probably The Trial.

I was 17, as well as my gf (half year ago). One evening at hers we watched a movie. Some time in we started looking at each other and smiling. Then she asked if I wanted to kiss her. I leaned in and did it. Felt like nothing at all, just wet lips touching each other.
But it has gotten better with time.

[Anonymous No.11579394]

>>11569566
based, Works of Love is best kierk

[Anonymous No.11579957]

my struggle (knausgaard)

>first kiss
It was on my 16th birthday actually.

I had just gone to homecoming stag a few weeks prior. All my slightly more chad friends were grinding on girls - not the cool ones or hottest ones, just like track girls they knew. I knew them too, but not well enough to dance with. I knew one of them well though: this girl named xxxxxx, who I went to middle school with and who had a crush on me in eighth grade.

In that moment - in the middle of the dance floor, all my friends dancing, me looking around like a deer in headlights, alone - xxxxxx saved me. She pushed through the crowd and started dancing on me like a champ. It was like 11:15 at this point and until the dance ended at midnight the two of us lived it up. She had a fat ass and was a good dancer (read: laser locked onto my boner through my slacks). After a while she held my hands that were on her hips; a bit after that our thumbs were locked, my nose right in her by then slightly sweaty hair.

At midnight we left and hugged goodbye and began texting. She got attention from her old crush, I got to worship with my assy savior. We admitted over text that we wanted to kiss, but me (no social life, afraid to tell my parents I'm going to hang out with a girl) never had alone time outside of school.

So on my 16th birthday at 2:35 sharp we met outside the science building. I wish I could remember it more vividly, actually. We stood around awkwardly for a second. As we were about to part ways she got on her tippy toes, kissed me super fast, then we quickly waved to each other (wtf?) and went home. Texted about it for an hour straight later that night, and over the next few weeks/ months met to make out more times like that. After school, at lunch. It was fun. No idea why we were sneaking around like that, I was just too afraid of having a girlfriend. Plus I wasn't sure if I liked xxxxxx or not. She was cute but not the type I pictured myself with.

She later accused me of "treating her like just a pair of lips". After that she started dating this older dude. She cost him his scholarship at a state school. He moved back home to be with her, then after her graduation she moved away. Poor guy. /blogpost

[Anonymous No.11579981]

>>11574772
Imagine being so disconnected from the real world you think this is true

[Anonymous No.11579985]

>>11574791

simply reading this shit lowers your testosterone somehow

[Anonymous No.11580031]

>>11569512
>Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep
>it was prom night
>I was going with an arraged date. My mom was friends with her mom.
>we ended up really like each other on the few times we hung out
>she liked the fact i was a writer and stuff
>anyway we had a night of dancing and hung out with the kids who werent drinking at their after party
>when she got her text her mom was coming to pick us up, she went upstairs
>i followed her
>as she came back out, I met her by the stairs
>softly said, "Look I had a great time tonight."
>She said, "If you're going to kiss me do it now."
>Her lips were kinda dry and our teeth clanked a bit, but it was still pretty cool
>we dated for two months afterward then broke up because i felt like i was settling, and other political disagreements
>later it turned out i was just a faggot and would go on to fuck better men than she ever would.
>ironically, she was the liberal one.

[Anonymous No.11580276]

>>11570376
>slav/10

[Anonymous No.11580494]

100 Years of Solitude

> Be 17
> It hasn't happened yet
> Hanging out with friends who made a band
> Introduce me to other friend
> She's one year older than me
> Huge slut, but kind of cool, 6/10 and straddling chubby/thicc
> We talk for a bit and I don't pick up on the signs
> She tells me to kiss her
> Never done it before. I'm bad at it, so I start laughing
> She figures out that I'm a kissless virgin
> Works with me until I get better
> Fellates me for a bit then we have sex
> Doesn't mind me being terrible, offers to help me get better

[Anonymous No.11580584]

>>11580494
Must say. The book and the experience mesh well.

[Anonymous No.11580630]

>>11580494
must be nice

[Anonymous No.11580724]

>>11569512
If poetry counts, The Wasteland by T.S Eliot
If not, either Nadja or Lolita.

5th grade. I was playing some variation of truth or dare with rock paper scissors. I kissed the boy I liked at the time. It was retarded.

[Anonymous No.11580736]

>>11569612
Hey same lol, I was just about to post that, also Keynes' General Theory

[Anonymous No.11580750]

>>11569512
>in search of lost time
>haven’t had it

[Anonymous No.11580804]

Haha this gonna make you lol.

The Abyss by Michael Crichton
It was sloppy and slimy.

[Anonymous No.11580864]

Crime and Punishment

>Be 18
>New Years Party
>See girl that I have liked for a while, but always assumed she was out of my league
>We start talking
>She starts flirting but I don't catch on
>Go back to my friends
>Countdown starts
>qt is suddenly beside me
>We kiss
>Friends all watch my first kiss
>Go autismo and don't say anything to her
>mfw I see her kissing my better looking friend way harder five minuites later

[Anonymous No.11580923]

fiction- Ulysses
nonfiction- Critique of Pure Reason

>Be 18
>tf when no gf

[Anonymous No.11580953]

Blood Meridian

I was 19 and in college. Some girl made fun of me at a party for saying I had never kissed a girl when the topic came up. A few weeks later at a halloween party that same girl plus 2 of her friends wanted to do me a kindness and all be my first kiss so they lined up and kissed me back-to-back-to back

[Anonymous No.11580982]

>>11569512
>Brave new world/ A clockwork orange
>be 17
>I was in my junior year of high school
>I had been flirting with this borderline girl for quite some time
>we text a lot
>express our desire to kiss.
>tell her I get nervous and to not let me leave until I kiss her.
>try to chicken out
>she says no
>I kiss her very stiffly
>start kissing her more regularly
>get more comfortable
>have falling out

[Anonymous No.11580995]

>The Temple of the Golden Pavilion
I was 15 years old—a house party with all the girls and boys from school. It was a big house with a big garden; some typical music on the speakers gently rocking the little surfaces of beer in the plastic cups laid out on the table in the shed. I got her alone just outside and—this was a girl I was going after for a while, and I was sort of half-aware she wanted me too—after some small talk offered to go somewhere quieter. We gingerly walked across the grass into a dark corner of the garden, and I got closer to her. I saw fireworks under my eyelids (red, then orange, then green, then purple). We walked back to the others.
She ended up being my high school sweetheart, and we dated until graduation. I'll never forget the sunny days walking to my house after school knowing it'll be vacant, teasing each other in the empty streets, tearing each other's clothes off like savages as soon as we got through the door. Finishing inside her as she'd look into my eyes, saying "I love you".

[Anonymous No.11581003]

>>11570007
>I broke up with her over email few months later
Based

[Anonymous No.11581013]

>>11569512
>The Stranger
>Only lips, with my first love by pretending to fall, but really falling over her, and then I stole the kiss
>French kiss, it was in a pool in a party (only one in it). I was drunk, a black chick came in, drunk too, "asking for help" because she "couldn't swim", I said "only if you give me a kiss".

[Anonymous No.11581021]

>Restaurant at the End of the Universe
>A fat girl in high school and it was very sloppy

[Anonymous No.11581030]

a smearing of lips with an after taste of cherry cola chapstick

[Anonymous No.11581033]

>>11569512
>The Bible
>You must wait until marriage until you may sexually interact with a WOMAN.
In God's fear I bless upon thee, keep safe, brothers.

[Anonymous No.11581035]

>>11570355
Dude, I took a girl to the movies for us to make out. It was "12 years a slave".
"well, making out is the best I can do to compensate the movie"

[Anonymous No.11581037]

>>11569512
atomised
drunk at a concert, age 20

[Anonymous No.11581417]

>>11571422
Great taste, anon. Although I liked Narcissus and Goldmund, I enjoyed more Rosshalde.

[Anonymous No.11581451]

>>11569512
>Crime and Punishment
>Be me
>21 or 22 y/o (of course a kissless virgin)
>second or third new years eve I'm all alone at home
>getting drunk
>few minutes before midnight
>I decide to go outside to watch the firework
>come into a conversation with a group of people
>it was a family and some friends
>there was a really fat girl around my age
>she just used me to cry her heart out and whine about how men just fuck and then drop her
>out of nowhere she gave me a kiss
>told me to come with her
>ohfuck.jpg
>thinking about how fat she was but also thinking about how I am a 22 y/o loser virgin
>going into the house were the party was going on
>I was sitting about 40 minutes there on the couch while she was sitting close by her father
>her big sister comes to me and tells me in a polite way that I should go and that if I want to have contact with her little sister I can come back the next morning and get her number
>leave
>next morning
>never getting back there

[Anonymous No.11581505]

>>11576717
Why do you think he left

[Anonymous No.11581518]

>>11569512
>Brothers Karamazov
>I was 17
>never had a real gf before
>I asked a girl that had recently joined my friend group out
>she said she liked me too
>2 weeks go by
>we see each other but are still getting to know each other better
>were at the park
>she's going on vacation tomorrow
>want to kiss her but pussy out
>we ride our bikes back home until we can no longer go in the same direction
>we say goodbye
>she kisses me full on
>20 seconds? 30 seconds? a minute? I don't remember
>people staring at us kek
>was in a state of complete extacy
Best fucking day of my life

[Anonymous No.11581533]

>>11581451
>crime and punishment
nice.

[Anonymous No.11581584]

Hadji Murat
Cathartic but clumsy with clashing teeth

[Anonymous No.11581909]

>>11569781
>The Ice Cube movies (Friday, Barbershop) were a lot better at the time and they weren't lauded for specifically having a mainly black cast.

They were by the black community, and that's fine, because they were great movies. I think you mean society at large is obsessed with blackness.

[Anonymous No.11581957]

What does a kiss even feel like?

[Anonymous No.11581960]

>>11581957
i don't know, let's find out anon :)

[Anonymous No.11581986]

All quiet on the western from

My first kiss was back when I was 9, it was a teacher who ended up getting fired for molesting children (she didn't even get jailed, 3rd world slavic shithole), she made me scared of females for the next 10 years

[Anonymous No.11581988]

>>11569781
>girls
She's 37. To be honest, I've never understood her appeal. She looks like the Hottentot Venus.

[Anonymous No.11581998]

Renounce the desires of the flesh, spend your days prostrate before the majesty of the Lord, and you will know peace

[Anonymous No.11582005]

>>11569512
Les Miserables

awkward because neither of us knew what we were doing, also it was a guy

[Anonymous No.11582010]

>>11569612
a bj is a kiss on the dick lol

[Anonymous No.11582011]

>>11581957
Gravy clumps

[Anonymous No.11582027]

>>11581957
basically just kiss your arm after you have a shower it's basically the same thing except now imagine the arm is trying to shove its tongue in your mouth because it wants to taste your mouth but honestly it's too aggressive and the kiss becomes more awkward and a bit of an ache

[Anonymous No.11582030]

>>11569512
stoner
i breathed too hard out of my nose because i want nervous and she told me not to be nervous. i then stopped and just went back to sleep.

[Anonymous No.11582037]

>>11569781
> Get Out
> mediocre

c'mon, man, that was a good promising blockbuster that didn't rely on the cheap tactics of other blumhouse movies, and managed to set up eerie tension in unique ways (i.e. the old white guys expressing they know Tiger Woods and how the main black guy should be interested because black) and the pay off was something straight out of a fun pulpy cult horror film. plus, it balanced humour, tension and atmosphere pretty effectively. there's a reason why it resonated with people

[Anonymous No.11582038]

>>11569781
> The Ice Cube movies
> lists Barbershop and not Boyz N The Hood

Boyz N The Hood is one of the best movies Hollywood has made in all honesty.

[Anonymous No.11582383]

who 25yo kv here

[Anonymous No.11582493]

>>11569512
Trainspotting

There was a girl in my class named Courtney Love, it was exciting and i'll never forget it because I get to make a dumb joke about her name and shooting myself

[Anonymous No.11582587]

>>11582030
I get nervous when my mum kisses me goodnight too.

[Anonymous No.11582606]

>>11580923
I wonder why

[Anonymous No.11582614]

Pride and prejudice
>be 12
>mom is too sick to care for us
>foster family turns out to be insane cultists that think I'm a messiah for god
>have to go to orphanage that's also bordering on juvie, most kids are from violent families
> 16 year old swole boy sneaks into my room
>makes fun of me for sleeping naked (was actually wearing panties but when 9 found out he was in my room, which he did stealthily enter, I took them off and slid them down the crack between wall and bed while still covered by duvet)
>makes me sleep in the bed with him while he fondles and kisses me
>somehow so taken out of it by the bizarreness that I never told anyone cause they'd call me gay and make fun of me for sleeping naked
I'm not even giving this story credit. When I turned on the bedlamp cause I heard A noise from the door his stomach was flat on the floor and he was giving me the ainsley stare. If it wasn't so traumatic it'd be funny.

[Anonymous No.11582642]

Maybe All the King's Men.

I was 18 dressed up as Sigmund Freud for a Halloween party at a guy who I kinda knew's frat. Really the reason I got in is because I rolled up with my buddy and his girlfriend who brought literally 10 chicks from her dorm. I end up dancing with one inside (this might also be by first experience grinding up on a girl) and having absolutely no experience with making out start sucking on her shoulder and neck thinking "well this is how people get hickeys, right?" Some guy from across the room sees Freud making like a vampire on some zombified drunk chick and quickly apprehends me. Out side I come clean that I literally had no idea what I was doing and almost cried. In promptu, some chick waiting in line offered to teach me how to kiss real quick. It takes all of 15 seconds, and the dude lets me back in.

Made out with two random chicks that night, college kids (myself included at the time) are retarded.

[Anonymous No.11582697]

>>11569512
Genealogy of Morals - Nietzsche (non fiction)
The Picture of Dorian Gray - Wilde


Was 16, got raped by a girl in a house party.

I was speaking to a group and felt a tap on my shoulder, turn around and see her; she implants her mouth onto mine without an introduction, saliva was accumulating at the joints, made up of our sealed mouthes.

She later became my girlfriend for whole month. I really wanted to lose my virginity, and i knew she was the easiest route to that. I proceeded to break up when one of my friends mentioned she had thick ankles.

[Anonymous No.11582720]

>>11582697
Women can't rape

[Anonymous No.11582806]

>>11569649
BEING A MENTAL CU CK

[Anonymous No.11583083]

>>11582720
YOU WERENT THERE MAN

[Anonymous No.11584579]

Bump

[Anonymous No.11585395]

>Dreamscape: My Diary Desu
>Never happened

[Anonymous No.11585415]

>A Confederacy of Dunces

We were both 13 and had been forced into being 'boyfriend' and 'girlfriend' by our respective friendship groups (both naturally headed by more matured 13-year olds). On the field one day, sat upon blankets, everyone said it was about time we kiss, if not do more. I looked her in the eyes, she looked into mine and there was a mutual idea that we had to follow through with their wishes, both to grow up and also to experience the feel of each other for the first time. We moved closer, both slightly reticent, and gradually moved our mouths in-line. Eager to get it over with... we headbutted each other. Twice.

[Anonymous No.11585551]

The Great Gatsby.

I matched with a 40 year old Japanese woman on tinder when I was traveling through Sapporo. Slightly awkward as she just pushed me on to the bed, and the fact that it was quite dark, but I guess it was good. The overall experience was quite amazing, and is definitely an experience I am proud to talk about.

[Anonymous No.11585581]

>>11569755
this is midwest as fuck

[Anonymous No.11585636]

>>11569784
I had my first kiss and gf in my 22

[Anonymous No.11585689]

Fight club
Drunk Swedish guy on paddy's day. He was cute too.

[Anonymous No.11585711]

>>11569612
Tell the story.

[Anonymous No.11585892]

On anarchism.

I’m from a catholic country and I was 11. It was my “primera comunion” party and also my cousin’s. He invited a lot of friend (girls included). We start playing “botella” the game of the spinning bottle. Danira was her name and we both knew we like each other. The wrongness of the date in contrast of what we made in that closet at that age make it unforgettable. The whole expirience in pic related.

[Anonymous No.11586144]

Blood Meridian or Storm of Steel

I was five. I was being baby sat by my mom's friend and her daughter was about the same age. We just sort of randomly kissed each other while playing an educational video game on dinosaurs together. Her mom told us to knock it off after about the fifth time.

Alternately.
Awkward peck on the lips of the mulatto girl I took on a sympathy date to some highschool dance. We "dated" for several months afterwards.

[Anonymous No.11586606]

libido dominadi: sexual liberation as political control

My 8 year old third cousin gave me a peck on the lips while she was in my lap.

[Anonymous No.11587821]

gulliver's travels

17 by some train tracks, no i wasn't trying to kill myself.

[Anonymous No.11588003]

>>11582606
Fuck off anon. Us smarties will one day rule you.

>>11580923
I commend you for trying those hard books. I'm 20 and still haven't read either properly. Critique of Judgment was great, and I recommend reading it if CoPR is too hard.

[Anonymous No.11588066]

The Brothers Karamazov

Ignoring the meme kisses I got in pre primary, my first was at my house with a girl I'd gone out with a few times. We were watching a movie, she said something then leaned in and we kissed. I don't remember much else beyond that it was terrible.

[Anonymous No.11588091]

>whatever
>

[Anonymous No.11588208]

>Heart of Darkness/When Christ and his saints slept

I was pretty shit apparently. I was too eager and kept going too fast. Turns out I like biting girls

[Anonymous No.11589816]

>>11569608
I sincerely hope this autistic tale is true.

Road to Serfdom
I was 15 and had a girlfriend that I pretty much hated and basically had nothing in common with except for the fact that we both wanted someone to make out with. We both let each other know we wanted to kiss then went to an empty basketball court at school. About 5 secs into it a security guard shoo'd us out of there.

[Anonymous No.11589824]

>>11572795
>Botanical gardens
Artyom?

[Anonymous No.11589923]

>>11569805
gold

Thomas Bernhard - The Loser

I was 14. Behind the cinema, we watched some cartoon because we needed an excuse to go out. We both tasted like popcorn and, as it was a winter night, the kiss felt exponentially warmer.
Although the whole "date" up to that point was very awkward and the cartoon sucked, the kiss itself was lovely.

[Anonymous No.11590124]

Frankenstein

I was nervous: I remember it clearly, the sensation of inadequacy and not knowing of where to put my hands.
Then came the surprise: I was told by friends and the internet that first kisses should always be sweet and delicate.
What I got was her tongue in my throat.
Shock rapidly gave way to arousal and soon I was giving back, in one of the most sloppy and grossly salivating kisses you could imagine.
Only one year later, while we were remembering that first kiss, she confessed to me she didn't know what she was doing most of the time too

[Anonymous No.11590150]

>>11573516
Easy, Paulie

[Anonymous No.11590153]

>>11569512
>journey to the end of the night
>future lunatic russian girl stuck her tongue in my mouth on a train station escalator

[Anonymous No.11590166]

>Stoner
>In early high school, a girl who loved me ran towards me, pressed me against the wall, and kissed me without warning

[Anonymous No.11590210]

The Skin

Playing basketball in the outdoors playground of my middle school one afternoon, later I walk home with a girl who lived one street down from mine, for no good reason we kiss behind the fence of a restaurant.
That was even before I started actually jerking off so I didn't really know what to do with that kiss, I did enjoy though.

[Anonymous No.11590256]

>>11580031
Based anon

[Anonymous No.11590295]

>The Brothers Karamazov
>In 2015 I was really drunk and got in an argument with a girl at a party over whether or not Putin was justified in annexing Crimea then I invited her to follow me outside while I had a smoke and kissed her.

[Anonymous No.11590720]

Why are there only normies in this thread?

[Anonymous No.11590740]

>>11569574
It can, but at 25 and you’re not at some direction in your life it’s pretty much over. Heh, epic. You have like 5 years bro. Imagine you have 2.

[Anonymous No.11590806]

>boredom by moravia

>first tongue kiss was with boy named anton who played bass guitar in a stupid psych rock band, and he took me dancing. we separated from his friends and kissed me in dark shadowy area behind the building. i was 16 i think, wore a silk white dress. i was too nervous to ever speak to him again

[Anonymous No.11590993]

>>11590806
Gay

[Anonymous No.11591098]

>Great Expectations
>I was 18, met a girl from Omegle. We went to some hip London coffee shop and made out for like an hour in a booth. We absconded to Hyde Park, where we gave each other handjobs under a tree, and a couple of days later, I went to hers to fuck. She dumped me the next morning, weird experience, but it saved me from the dark abscess that is Inceldom. Didn't get laid again until I was 21.

[Anonymous No.11591102]

>>11578184
>>11581986
>>11582614
Molested-as-a-child Gang is coming out strong ITT.

[Anonymous No.11591119]

> Old Man and the Sea
> random girl who I hooked up with drunk at a frat party and have no recollection of what she looks like and only know her first name

[Anonymous No.11591121]

>>11588208
>Heart of Darkness
>likes biting girls

HMMMMMM

[Anonymous No.11591174]

something Murakami; probably Wild Sheep, Wind-up Bird, Kafka, or Hard-Boiled.

a girl came up to me at youth club and said her friend fancied me so i had to be her boyfriend. then she said we were gonna go kiss. so we met around the back of a building on a basketball court, with her friend peeping around the corner giggling. i went straight in with tongue and she pulled away instantly and ran in embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.11591249]

Gravity's Rainbow

Kissed my best friend and cucked her boyfriend in the same second.

[Anonymous No.11591393]

>>11590806
Did he ever attempt to speak to (YOU) again? Also, was the dress worn REALLY silk? If so, where was the hemline? Shoes and jewelry too, please.

[Anonymous No.11592146]

>Tartuffe, ou l'Imposteur
It was raining. She paused at the edge of shelter from the cold and the rain. The other employees were walking towards their cars. I pulled out an umbrella and offered her a walk to her car. She turned to me, laughed, and refused. We stood on the sidewalk, both determined not to move. I bumped the back of her head with the pole of the umbrella, and she turned to glare at me before walking forward. As we walked to her car, the others looked at us and joked how cute we were. At her car, she reached for her door. I stopped her. I opened it and let her in. She just turned me and said, "I hate you." She leaned over, we kissed, I lowered the umbrella so the onlookers couldn't see us. I closed her door, and walked to my own car with my umbrella closed. There wasn't anything wrong with walking in the rain that night. I wish I could say I still loved that girl.

[Anonymous No.11592158]

>>11590806
did he kiss you in that dark shadowy area because he didn’t want to know his friends to know he was making out with a 16 year old boy in a silk white dress

[Anonymous No.11592203]

>>11585892
Bien hecho. Irás directo al infierno.

[Anonymous No.11592269]

>>11569986
That’s beautiful honestly

[Anonymous No.11592275]

>>11591249
fuck you

[Anonymous No.11592283]

>>11569512
dont make big women think theyre humans ty

[Anonymous No.11592394]

>>11569512
For Whom the Bell Tolls

When I was about 9, the father of a classmate of mine was doing repairs on our house. He would bring my classmate over to play while he worked. We'd go to the park, I'd show her my toys, and I showed her a clubhouse I'd made in a hall closet. She liked to sit in there with me, look at trading cards and model planes, and chit chat. One day, she leaned forward and kissed me on the lips, lightly, with her tongue probing my mouth. It was so soft and wet, I was startled, both aroused and repulsed.

[Anonymous No.11592406]

>>11569512
Obese wenches shouldnt be posted here, go to k for that plz.

Harry potter and the methods of rationality

It was at a park on my first date ever. We made out in front of a family barbequing and then i went to her house and fucked her. The sweetest softest lips ive ever felt.

[Anonymous No.11592424]

>>11571664
based

[Anonymous No.11592451]

Dubliners by Joyce

I kissed my best friend in the back of my dad's car in the parking lot of the Catholic all-girls school she attended. I had been infatuated with her since I met her a year ago, and became one of her closest friends, despite constant red flags she was manipulative and evil, but she was hot and I was kissless at 17.

[Anonymous No.11592621]

>>11572705
>skate
why?

[Anonymous No.11592635]

Taipei
20 and never been kissed