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I groped a woman on the skytrain before getting off. I had never felt a breast in my entire life and I saw this really fat chubby just standing there so before the doors opened I pushed and squeezed into her breast. It felt amazing. I then ran as fast and as far away as I could. Good thing it was at one of the more secluded skytrain stops so there weren't any transit police there to stop me. I was wearing sunglasses and a hoodie so there's no way anyone will ever know that I did it. I made sure to not touch any hand rails or anything else when I was running away. I've already driven out to the river and tossed the clothes that I was wearing into a garbage bag and thrown it down stream. I really fucking loved the feeling of the breast and I am hoping one day I can lose my virginity. I'm very nervous around women so I will probably remain a Virgin for some time now. The overall rush of running away was much more exciting than the touching of the tit. Whats the most exciting thing you guys have ever done /lit/?

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11885932

Nice

Don't boobs feel awesome?

>> No.11885940

hi, i'd like schedule an interview with you for the Zero Books podcast. it will be attended by Angela "based amazonian" Nagle and Mark Fisher's ghost too. possibly we can talk about a publishing deal afterwards.

>> No.11885950

#metoo
I'm the one OP raped. I know who you are and I'll be telling everyone in 40 years when you run for an elected position.
#believewomen

>> No.11885957

>>11885927
>skytrain
A
FUCKING
LEAF

>> No.11885960

Londonfrog?

>> No.11885965
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>>11885960
oh no

>> No.11886028

Pathetic

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>>11885927
nice work fren

>> No.11886297

>>11885927
Are you the one who wrote the MOMMY MILKY post?

>> No.11886306

>>11885927
One day somebody will break your face.

>> No.11886308

>>11886297
imagine being this much of a newfag.
you have to go back

>> No.11886322

>>11886308
hey sorry i am actually new here

is there a way to make a profile?

thanks

>> No.11886327

>>11885927
Why did you go throw so much trouble as if you committed a murder? You could have just “accidentally” bump into her and then apologize.

>> No.11886332

>>11886322
The only profile you’re gonna see is the side of ur mum getting railed by me LMAO #rekt

>> No.11886338

I feel nothing

>> No.11886343

>>11886332
is there an moderator i can contact about this post?

thanks


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