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What are the easiest ways to troll /lit/?

>> No.1237596

post "wishlist thread" as subject. these fuckign fools think u want to buy them books desperately.

btw who is it that keeps posting that book with coolface shooped onto it & it say "TyBrax" on it? i want to see the book again so that i can guess the original.

>> No.1237597

ayn rand
twilight

>> No.1237600

Start a thread about Atlas Shrugged or how awesome objectivism is.

>> No.1237606

what is your favourite nominative group with less than or equal to 4 phonemes /lit/

>> No.1237622

>>1237597
>>1237600

Actually its not that easy. Just posting a topic about Ayn Rand (for example) will get you nowhere as /lit/erans will just ignore it with zeal. You have to know your topic, and knowing your topic means reading the book, by that time a would be troll will fall into a vicious circle and actually read Ayn Rand, therefore become the trolled one himself.

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>>1237592
>What are the easiest ways to troll /lit/?

>Tao Lin
>David Foster Wallace
>What's the point of literature
>English majors make no money
>Video games are way better than books
>E-books
>Give Deep&Edgy/TyBrax attention
>Call someone a hipster
>Talk about anything related to philosophy

And the list goes on.

>> No.1237632

Start a thread about how Stephanie Meyer is a modern day Hemingway...

>> No.1237633

>>1237630
>Give Deep&Edgy/TyBrax attention
i'm blushing... :3

>> No.1237634

implying forgets his trip but remembers the stupid tennis gimmick

>> No.1237645

>>1237634
you are also stupid

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>>1237634
Whoops.

>p.s. u so mad rite now lol

>> No.1237652

1. post image of book cover
2. "What does /lit/ think of this book?"

autotroll

>> No.1237657

I love how you can count on the tripfags of every board to shit up the place with the same stupid attentionwhoring schlock.

Shit always cracks me up. Never change, tripfags.

>> No.1237662

>>1237647
I didn't even notice that you trip, you have no personality, just a gimmick. (oh wait which popular /lit/ poster does this remind me of but is less ignorable??)

D&E do you think i should buy discipline & punish while im buying books right now?

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>>1237647

i raged so hard bro, i raged so hard

>> No.1237668

>>1237657
this, but im only laughing on the outside shaking my head acting as if i dont care while i boil with rage from the inside grinding my teeth when another tripfag ruins my god-damn life with shitty posts all over my precious boards

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best book ever

>> No.1237671

>>1237668
if u help me get a bff irl,

i shall LEAVE!!!! i'm so depressed i'm so hyper right now

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>>1237663
Bros4Lyfe

>> No.1237675

>>1237657
Actually, on this board the only tripfags that attentionwhore and troll are Mogwai, !WvWWh.l.CE, and Deep&Edgy

>> No.1237679

>>1237675

you forgot brownbread

>> No.1237680

>>1237675
i dont even troll

>> No.1237681

>>1237675
>!WvWWh.l.CE
Newfag sighted.

>> No.1237683

>>1237681
I'm well aware that it's TyBrax, but since he's missing the "TyBrax" why the fuck should I call him such? Anyone new to the board or new to him wouldn't recognize him as such.

>> No.1237684

>>1237680
no, you're just dumb and fat. lmao. how u gohan recover from that blow? what!? you're used to it!? because you're a whale!! hahahahahaha owned again. i kandoo this all night baby

>> No.1237686

>>1237668
Ha!
I was going to say they make me rage in the exact same way the little gaggles of 14 year old girls in the mall make me rage, but then I have to smile and roll my eyes and shake my head and think "Ah, they're just kids."

It's fun to give them a little attention every once in a while. You can almost hear the little squeals of giggling and happyness. Who doesn't love attention every now and again? At a certain age, you just need a LOT of it.

It's like giving a horse a little lump of sugar.

>> No.1237690

>>1237675
That would imply that constantly using a tripcode on an anonymous imageboard isn't itself a cry for attention.

"Look at me! I'm me! I'm MEEEEE!"

>> No.1237692

The easiest way to troll lit/ seems to be posting "What are the easiest ways to troll /lit/?"

>> No.1237696

>>1237662
>D&E do you think i should buy discipline & punish while im buying books right now?
I would suggest a reader, or an introduction first. If you're planning on simply shelfing the guy you might aswell idk

>> No.1237699

>>1237690
Believe it or not, there are other reasons to use a tripcode.

>> No.1237708

>>1237699
i heard you get a great discount on thick black penis giving you the opportunity to post like a faggot

>> No.1237709

>>1237696
>I would suggest a reader, or an introduction first.
what? i thought he just did interesting analysis of history rather than abstract philosophy?

in that case i might not bother with him since philosophy is waste of time. i could get the same message from a dostoevsky novel without having to go study it.

>> No.1237711

>>1237699
Yes, I'm aware of the intended purpose of tripcodes. I am referring to the way they are popularly used by the 'look-at-me-I'm-me' set here on 4chan.

>> No.1237745

>>1237709
>i could get the same message from a dostoevsky novel without having to go study it.
>getting 'messages' from 'texts'

if you could even read some literary theory that would be nice

>> No.1237817

>>1237745
>>getting 'messages' from 'texts'
yes problem? what other reason do you have to read philosophy for?

>> No.1237823

>>1237817
you interpret texts

>> No.1237824

>>1237817
>what other reason do you have to read philosophy for?
idk one reason might be in order to realise that messages are imposed or to be able to argue against this position but it's not like you would ever grasp any of this doing a comp sci degree n e way

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>>1237824
>idk one reason might be in order to realise that messages are imposed or to be able to argue against this position
Oh cool! to be able to argue better, how sporting!

philosophy is just academic wankery made into a sport, prove me wrong with your superior argumentative skillz

>> No.1237832

also wonder if foucault will make me look cool on the train, that's really what i'm going for here.

but if it's really heady i think i'll pass.

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>>1237830
>philosophy is just academic wankery made into a sport
>sport

that's something we do in lieu of killing each other actually, which is not what philosophy is about

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Pic related.

>> No.1237850

>>1237836
isn't it?

>> No.1237862

guys list sum easy philosophers to bullshit about, so far i hav nietzsche.

>> No.1237863

>>1237850

oh you crazy freudians. Sure why not, I guess I have to do something to stop myself from fucking and killing the neighbours. Might as well be the clarification of problematic concepts within language :|

>> No.1237876

>>1237863
i play viedogames

>> No.1237888

>>1237876
what do i do?

is it loook for loove? :3

>> No.1237896

and isabelle huppert pretends to be a woman in night-clubs it's all good

>> No.1237900

>>1237888
you're being a huge faggot online

>> No.1237904

>>1237896

It doesn't count as pretending to be a woman if it's a gay bar

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>>1237896
>jelly that isabelle's a phd student & he's not

>> No.1237922

subtely acknowledging and stimulating tripfags like tybrax and deepandedgy making them post >9000 times thereby turning /lit/ into one grand heap of poop

>> No.1237940

>"It was Woman, with her sudden fears, her
irrational whims, her instinctive fears, her unprovoked bravado, her
daring and her delicious delicacy of feeling, and her shitty, uninspired saging"

>> No.1237945

>>1237940

Schopenhauer?

>entirely schitty
lol

>> No.1237951

easiest way to troll /lit/?
Ask for homework help
mention Kitzo Hekotormos

>> No.1237953

>>1237940
do u support ukip?

>> No.1237961

Dan Brown's novels are the quintessential examples of the best post-modernist writing available.

>> No.1237963

>>1237945
>Schopenhauer?
Balzac moar like ballzack amirite , for me via Barthes

>> No.1237972

>>1237963
Although the whole point is that there's contention over whether it's Balzac

>> No.1237981

AYN RAND IS THE BEST!!! STEPHANIE MEYER CAN WRITE GREAT ROMANCE STORIES!!!