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Authors you would do.

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>> No.1317920
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Loljk.

>> No.1317918

Anais Nin

>> No.1317923

All the female ones, except that bitch ayn rand.
Rimbaud is hot but I'm not gay.

>> No.1317936
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damn son

>> No.1317942
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Try and say you wouldn't.

>> No.1317948

>>1317942
well, the bitch from the picture, sure.

But have you seen any that werent made by a professional photographer?
THe wench is fucking ugly.

>> No.1317956
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So hot.

>> No.1317966
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1317966

alice was a babe back in the day too

>> No.1317975

>>1317966
That's her daughter, I believe.

>> No.1317979

>>1317975
oh i know, poor phrasing

>> No.1317985
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"Even old flesh is erotic flesh."

>> No.1317991
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>>1317942
I wouldn't but then I'm a fag.
<- This guy on the other hand.

>> No.1318544 [SPOILER] 
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Patricia Highsmith.

Also, Sylvia Plath and Simone de Beauvoir.

>> No.1318601
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1318601

Hnnnng

>> No.1318611
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fag here

>> No.1318617
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1318617

I triple dog dare you

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Hemingway and i'm a dude
In his younger years,, in his older years not so much

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All day everyday

>> No.1318642
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1318642

You had an arse full of farts that night.

And I fucked them all out of you.

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Prince Vladimir Paley (a poet)

>> No.1318655

>>1318642
I'd do him.
Also Hemingway (even old, he was hot)

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1318656

If I could persuade him to write a chapter or two by doing it, you bet I would.

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>>1318655
I'd do him just because I liked the size of his novels.

This is my favorite picture of Joyce. He looks like a loser in the other one, but he looks like a badass gentleman pirate in this one.

>> No.1318861

I sometimes masturbate to the thought of me buttfucking Rimbaud.

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hnng

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>> No.1318884

>>1318611
>>1318617

The two I would choose, right next to each other.
This is why I love you /lit/.

>> No.1318899
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:3

>> No.1318941

no woolf yet? everyone in here gay?

>> No.1318951
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1318951

Fitzgerald is kind of pretty.

I would probably call him Nick during the entire time, though.

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1318958

You know she'd let you do the weird stuff. :3

>> No.1318993
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1318993

Nick McDonnell. Just because he writes for the Gossip Girl set doesn't mean I wouldn't lock him in my room and rape him 24-7. Same goes for Tao Lin. Actually, that would be win-win for everyone, because he wouldn't be able to publish anything else.

>> No.1319011

>>1318993
Yeah Tao Lin is pretty doable. Honestly I feel like about 75% of all hyped-up literary fiction types under 50 are at least "MFA grad hot"

>> No.1319417
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MEGAN BOYLE.

YEAH.

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>>1319417
>a dude
>a really ugly chick
>my face when I can't decide which it is

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>>1319423

>> No.1319427
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1319427

Here is a photo of Simone de Beauvoir's butt

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>>1319427

>> No.1319439

>>1319437
Just be glad you can't see her face

>> No.1319441

>>1319427
even then, what a saggy bottom...

>> No.1319442

koz posts this: >>1319417
then posts this:>>1319437
in response to this >>1319427
you can't think an ugly chick is hot, and then try to tell us another chick is ugly. you've lost any validity to your statement.

>> No.1319445
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1319445

more like sodomize without lube, but it's still sex

>> No.1319448

>>1319442

EVERY "THING" IS RELATIVE.

BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT AT LEAST SEVENTY PERCENT OF /lit/ WOULD CONSIDER MEGAN BOYLE ATTRACTIVE.

>> No.1319450

>>1319448
can you really assure me of that? i don't think you can. again your statement is invalid.

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>>1319450

CAN YOU REALLY ASSURE ME THAT I CAN NOT?

YOUR STATEMENT IS INVALID TOO.

>> No.1319458

>>1319452
yes i can assure you because there is no possible way to gain a true statistical sample population from /lit/ in order to determine if your statement that 70% of lit actually finds her attractive is correct therefore you can not assure me that such a thing is true.

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>>1319458

YES I CAN BECAUSE THE ONE HUNDRED PERCENT WOULD BE THE MAXIMUM OF "REGISTERED VOTES" NO MATTER HOW MANY.

SO LETS SAY FIFTY PERSONS ARE WILLING TO VOTE; THOSE FIFTY PERSON WOULD BECOME THE ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OF /lit/.

YOU FAIL HAHA! MEGAN BOYLE IS HOT.

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>> No.1319491

>>1319463
wow, you do win at one thing the most illogical statement i have read in quite a while, thanks for the laugh

>> No.1319505

>>1317909
Who is this OP?

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>>1319477
Forever.

>> No.1319568

megan boyle has to be the most ugly and disgusting -- and also fat -- person I have ever seen.
who the fuck is megan boyle anyway?

>> No.1319588
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I'd do her eight ways to Sunday, and I don't even know what that means.

>> No.1319595

>>1317909
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUYS

>> No.1319600

>>1319595
Rimbaud
It's in the third post

>> No.1319609
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<3

>> No.1319610

>>1319477
>>1319445
Most definitely.

>>1319564
wow I had no idea Virginia Woolf was actually sort of pretty. Too bad she wrote the most awful book known to man, To the Lighthouse.

>> No.1319623

>>1319595
rambo

>> No.1319625

>>1319610
hands off, shes my waifu.
also, to the lighthouse is nowhere near as bad as you think it is.

>> No.1319626

>>1319625
Yeah. In fact, some might say it's brilliant

>> No.1319646

>>1319610

actually, To the Lighthouse is a pretty good book imo.

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but she's probably a psycho

>> No.1319747

>>1319477
>>1319564
Holy shit, this girl looks like the Regina Spektor of books.

>> No.1319750

>>1317942

I wouldn't because she's a fat bitch.

>> No.1319755
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Angela Carter, mostly because I know she would've been a proper dirty fuck.

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>>1319491

ILLOGICAL?

HAVE YOU EVEN READ IT?