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>wake up
>too late to go jogging in the morning so I drink coffee, browse the internet, then go to work
>I don't even need to drink the coffee to cause myself to need a shit; the sound of the kettle boiling, the warmth of the cup on my hand, and the coffee smell all Pavlov me
>go to work
>in a meeting in the morning with the Trivago man from yesterday; at one point I looked at him and he was slouched forward, eyes closed, with a shadow on him; immediately thought "This is no longer Trivago"
>saw woman leave the meeting early; thought "Needs to scrape crusted Chad cum out of her ass"
>use elevator and two people from my office get in and say hi to me; immediately get suspicious that they fucked each other just now and are trying to seem normal
>leave to go home
>look at bank balance and there is money there but I have been raped by my own binges
>as soon as my underground train gets to the station I automatically go and buy my last binge ever food
>have had the binge food
>now lying in bed at 8:19 pm as the sun is leaving and I know I have an empty life with nothing to do after work
>planning to go to gym tonight after some lying in bed

>> No.13366912

L O N D R E S
OO
N N
D D
R O
A N

>> No.13367039

>>13366894
Hotel?

>> No.13367188

Ebin
What is your profession London frog

>> No.13367196

>>13366894
sup londonfrog, I live in london too. What are the chances you'd stop moping about in isolation and come for a drink with me?

>> No.13367280

OP here. I have decided to leave the exercise until tomorrow.

>> No.13367601

Looks like today was a slow day

>> No.13368712

>>13366894
Sounds to me like you had another Based Day today LF

>> No.13368727

>>13366894
I bet you could break your pavlovian chains by simply NOT shitting
of course you could just shit in your pants
either way, it would be a good shitpost

>> No.13368732

>>13366894
This time zone difference sucks. I don't get my daily LF kino at the appropriate time.

>> No.13368743

>>13368732
Same, where are living Anon? I'm out here in Japan and I think LF is already asleep by the time I'm up and active

>> No.13368759

>>13366894
whats up brother sorry you had a bad day, hope to see you tomorrow

>> No.13370145

>>13366912
>Oondon

>> No.13370168

>>13366894
growing ever sadder, LF

>> No.13370540

Lmao where does the idea that cum can coagulate come from? Cum somewhere right now and watch how it'll turn to water in fifteen minutes.

>> No.13370591

>>13368743
I’m in Wisconsin

>> No.13370708

>>13366894

I told your stupid faggot ass to buy Chainlink like months ago and its now $2.4 you poor sucker

Do you just ignore these posts? I literally told you to fucking stop binging food and put all your spare money to Chainlink: instead you fucking faggot bought more candies and other consumer cuck activities

>> No.13370767

>>13370708
>falling for /biz/ shitcoins

>> No.13371506

Currently deciding whether or not to have one last binge

>> No.13372446

I come lit everyday for this!

>> No.13372755

>>13366894
LE BINGE LE COFFEE

>> No.13372761

>>13370708
You think that's bad? I told him to get Heston Blumenthal's instant ice-cream and he totally never even considered it.

>> No.13372847

London would be alright if it wasn't for bitchy asian women

>> No.13372849

There deleted my most recent topic and there was some good material

>> No.13373070

>>13370708
i only have 570 Chainlinks. It would be nice if they turn into 5000$, how long i need to wait for it? What are your prediction?