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13481138 No.13481138 [Reply] [Original]

Name your dick with the name of a book.


Mine is The Stranger

>> No.13481145

>>13481138
Infinite Jest

>> No.13481162
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13481162

>Sigmund Freud Psychologist, founder of Psychoanalysis: “Freud held the opinion (based on personal experience and observation) that sexual activity was incompatible with the accomplishing of any great work. Since he felt that the great work of creating and establishing psychotherapy was his destiny, he told his wife that they could no longer engage in sexual relations. Indeed from about the age of forty until his death Freud was absolutely celibate “in order to sublimate the libido for creative purposes.” – according to his biographer Ernest Jones.

>> No.13481163

Blood Meridian

>> No.13481168

>>13481138
Moby Dick.

>> No.13481169

Mein Kampf

>> No.13481176

>>13481138
Hard Times

>> No.13481186

>>13481138
Little Dorrit

>> No.13481193
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>>13481138
Prolegomena to Any Future Metaphysics

>> No.13481196

Slapstick

>> No.13481200

Antifragile

All about those fat tails

>> No.13481209

>>13481138
The fountainhead

>> No.13481215

The sources of Chinese tradition volume 1 from the earliest times to 1600

>> No.13481218

Catch 22

>> No.13481226

Man And His Becoming According to the Vedanta

>> No.13481227

Crime and punishment

>> No.13481234

The hunchback of notre dame

>> No.13481240

The Hobbit.

>> No.13481246

>>13481209
upvoted xd

>> No.13481266

>>13481138
Lord of the Rings

>> No.13481278

>>13481240
>>13481266
Men of culture

>> No.13481279

>>13481240
best one yet

>> No.13481285

critique of pure reason

>> No.13481311

Niggerfaggots from outer space

>> No.13481492
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>The Unbearable Lightness of Being
>In Search of Lost Time
>Silent Spring
>It Can’t Happen Here
>Naked Lunch
>Heart of Darkness

The Tunnel ? Hahaha

>> No.13481503

>>13481138
Infinite Jest

>> No.13481508

An Advertisement For Toothpaste
The Soft Machine

>> No.13481516

Lucky Jim

>> No.13481521

>>13481138
Micromegas

>> No.13481529

the little prince

>> No.13481540

How I raised myself from failure to success in selling.

>> No.13481709

100 years of solitude

>> No.13481732

>>13481162
Imagine being cucked by your own ideas

>> No.13481748

either der goldene topf(the golden pot) or animal farm

>> No.13481768

Leviathan

>> No.13481769

Black Mass

>> No.13481776

>>13481709

nice

>> No.13481785

IT

>> No.13481789

>>13481279
The Fountainhead was objectively better, no?

>> No.13481795

>>13481732
Keked

>> No.13481811

>>13481732
It's not evident to me that he was wrong? Sex is good for bonding and thus you should do it, but it probably blocks you from doing something more "sensible", i.e. all the academic innovative things. Unless you believe a sort of muse helps you with that.

>> No.13481815

>>13481138
Persuasion

>> No.13481817

>>13481789
A little on the nose.

>> No.13481979

The God King

>> No.13481995

>>13481979
The God Delusion

>> No.13482008

Great Expectations by Dickens

>> No.13482016

Thomas the Obscure

>> No.13482019

God's Debris

>> No.13482108

100 years of solitude

>> No.13482128

Hadrian the Seventh

>> No.13482278

>>13481138
runaway horses

>> No.13482284

>>13481979
The Pale King

>> No.13482288

>>13481138
The Loser

>> No.13482291

>>13481138
Naked Lunch

>> No.13482298

Gadiss' JR

>> No.13482301
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>>13481138
The Divine Comedy

>> No.13482309

The Very Hungry Caterpillar

>> No.13482314

Milkman

>> No.13482324

>>13481138
Less Than Zero

>> No.13482536

>>13481138
The Dark Tower

>> No.13482552

>>13481138
The Invisible Man

>> No.13482598

>>13481138
The Dream Quest of Unknown Kadath

>> No.13482608

the ego and its own

>> No.13482610

Child of God

>> No.13482613

Atomised

>> No.13482618

the Great Gatsby ))

>> No.13482630

The metamorphosis

>> No.13482698

>>13481138
Notes from Underground

>> No.13482720

>>13481138
things fall apart

>> No.13482738
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>>13481138

>> No.13482762

The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck

>> No.13482792
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The balls are thing one and thing two.

>> No.13482869

Fear and Trembling

>> No.13483066

Discipline and Punish

>> No.13483194

>>13482762
Not bad

>> No.13483257

Mein kampf

>> No.13483265

Atlas shrugged

>> No.13483282

The Road to Wiggling Penis

>> No.13483284

Dharma Bums (in reference to my testicles)

>> No.13483390

Go Down, Moses

>> No.13483455
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>> No.13483463

Atrocity Exhibition

>> No.13483485

>>13482301
fuck, this one is pretty good

>> No.13483496

Ficciones

>> No.13483499

>>13481138
The Bible.

>> No.13483522

>>13481162
>>13481732
He was basically impotent

>> No.13483532

Mine is how i met your mother

>> No.13483536

Metaphysics

>> No.13483539

Wealth of Nations

>> No.13483550

>>13482301
this one got me

>> No.13483704

The Forest Passage

>> No.13483774

>>13481138
my diary desu

>> No.13483784

I have a pussy so i go: Blood Meridian

>> No.13483787

>>13481138
the birth of the tragedy

>> No.13483791

>>13481138
The Big Book

>> No.13483803

The Bell Curve

>> No.13483824

>>13483803
>tfw having 3 inch dick

>> No.13483915

>>13481138
A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again

>> No.13483977

>>13481138
On the jews and their lies..

>> No.13483986

my diary desu

>> No.13484005

>>13481138
portrait of an artist as a young man

>> No.13484037

>>13481138
Chilly scenes of winter

>> No.13484054

The Rig

>> No.13484064

>>13481138
Sein und Zeit

>> No.13484112

>>13484064
Der Titel erscheint mir eher unpassend als Name für jemandes Glied's.

>> No.13484122

>>13484112
>Glied's
Der genitiv verlangt nach keinem apostroph

>> No.13484133

The Dwarf

>> No.13484150

>>13484112
>>13484122

Geht schlafen, meine Brüder. Es ist spät.

>> No.13484828

>>13484122
Das ist zwar war, doch ist es nicht falsch eins zu nutzen. Was jedoch ein Fehler ist, ist es ein Substantiv, wie du es in deinem vorherigen Satz tatest, kein zu schreiben. Desweiteren (auch wenn du dir dessen sicherlich bewusst bist) beendet man seine Sätze mit einem Punkt.

>> No.13484836

>>13484828
*klein

>> No.13484855

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

>> No.13484859

200 years together

>> No.13484864

The terror

>> No.13484872

A Little Hero

>> No.13484876
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The man in the high castle

>> No.13484884

Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass, an American Slave

>> No.13485040
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>>13482301
We got a winner

>> No.13485048

>>13481138
Atlas Shrugged

>> No.13485072

>>13485040
Why?

>> No.13485364

The Sound and the Fury

>> No.13485388

>>13481138
The Monster of Florence: A True Story

>> No.13485389

My dick is Anti-Oedipus

>> No.13485397

>>13481138
الف ليال وليلة

>> No.13485523

>>13481138
The Girl who Kicked the Hornets Nest

>> No.13485688

>>13485072
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1LLebUkTZYF

:3

>> No.13485722

Where's Waldo?

>> No.13485752

>>13481138
Paradise Lost
No Longer human
Against nature

>> No.13485769

Jack Reacher: Echo Burning

>> No.13485777

About a boy

>> No.13485796

Johnny Can't Read

>> No.13485819

middlemarch :(

>> No.13485841

>>13481162
Based.

>> No.13485845

>>13481138
Capital

>> No.13485854

Foucault's Pendulum

>> No.13485867

>>13481138
Oliver Twist

>> No.13485872
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The Gay Science

>> No.13485874

>>13481138
The Dwarf

>> No.13485876

The Birth of Biopolitics
The History of Sexuality

>> No.13485879

The Sword of Gnosis

>> No.13486043

>>13485854
good

>> No.13486204
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>>13481529
lost

>> No.13486229

Romance of the Three Kingdoms

>> No.13486298

The Very Hungry Caterpillar

>> No.13486302

Innocence Lost

>> No.13486303

Ass Goblins of Auschwitz

>> No.13486318

>>13481138
Norwegian wood

>> No.13486334
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13486334

>> No.13486354

the bell jar
hunger
the baron in the trees
10:04
the nigger of the narcissus

>> No.13486450

Baby Fucker

>> No.13486473

>>13481138
Les Enfants Terribles

>> No.13486796

catcher in the rye

>> No.13486799

>>13481138
Reddit thread. Everyone posting here should be UTTERLY ASHAMED of yourselves.
PHEW

>> No.13486804

The Agonizing Resurrection of Victor Frankenstein

>> No.13486871

Vanity Fair, A Novel without a Hero

>> No.13486883

>>13481162
Chaste.

>> No.13486886

>>13481492
butterfly confirmed as penis owner

>> No.13486901

>>13483539
good one

>> No.13486904

>>13485688
you sound hot :3

>> No.13486908

Minima Moralia

>> No.13487036

>No one has said The Virgin Suicides
Is it too obvious?

>> No.13487224

Difference and Repetition

>> No.13487237
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the invisible man

>> No.13487249

>>13481266
lmfao

>> No.13487289

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_First_Blast_of_the_Trumpet_Against_the_Monstruous_Regiment_of_Women

>> No.13487308

>>13481138
120 Days of Sodom

>> No.13487461
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>>13487289
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_First_Blast_of_the_Trumpet_Against_the_Monstruous_Regiment_of_Women

>> No.13487466

The BFG

>> No.13487581

>>13481162
incredibly based and an inspiration to incels and volcels everywhere
we need to reclaim celibacy as a virtue and not something to be ashamed of
also surprising since psychoanalysis is primarily concerned with sexuality

>> No.13487587

The Female Man

>> No.13487600
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The Old Testament

>> No.13487680

>>13481138
The Two Towers

>> No.13487726

>>13486799
>being this much identified with 4Chan acoustic
ew
>denying yourself fun because some other site had similar fun
double ew

>> No.13487861

Death Comes for the Archbishop

>> No.13487908

>>13481138
19,84 (cm)

>> No.13487916

>>13481138
A feast for crows

>> No.13487925

>>13482108
Kek

>> No.13487938

The Nutcracker

>> No.13487944

The Complete Tales and Poems of Edgar Allen Poe

>> No.13487947
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>>13487581
*makes Freudian psychology compatible with celibacy*
heh, nothing personal, kid.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mPqGVMP239Q

Not a fan of him but I like how he tries to fit celibacy in with psychoanalytic development. I do not agree with his analysis and think he is very weak on a number of points and tries to be popular rather than express right dogma. "Oh grow up" tier boomer attitude too. Not much substance for as long as the series is. Overall score 0/10 on theology. 1/10 on celibacy advice and perhaps 7/10 for a unique outlook

>> No.13487966

The Idiot

>> No.13488122

Rising Up and Rising Down

(It's that big too)

>> No.13488161

Witch Hunter

>> No.13488168

>>13481162
>“in order to sublimate the libido for creative purposes.”
Was Freud creative? Did he do painting in his free time?

>> No.13488185

>>13481492
>butterfly has a dick
OH NO NONONONO

>> No.13488200
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the tragedy of man

>> No.13488221

The Metamorphosis

>> No.13488233 [DELETED] 
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Chocolate Fever

>> No.13488307

Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea

>> No.13488318
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One Hundred Years of Solitude

>> No.13488394

>>13481138
Fear and Trembling

>> No.13488417

>>13481138
Anatomy of Melancholy

>> No.13488445

>>13481138
The Man Who Would Be king

>> No.13488454

the diary of a country priest

>> No.13488526

Blood Meridian

>> No.13488558

>>13486298
>>13486318

Good work.

>> No.13488633

The Sorrows of Young Werther

>> No.13488643

>>13487947
This, read Jungs memoirs. Dude was deluded by his own fame and disregarded truth for the sake of fowarding his own dogma.

>> No.13488671

>>13488168
Imagine being this much of a brainlet.

>> No.13488745

>>13488200
Lol

>> No.13488761

‘Commentary on the First Book of Euclid’

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
:3

>> No.13488867

>>13485397
خايسة

>> No.13488887
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On the Heights of Despair

>> No.13489109

>>13488887
off by one

>> No.13489135
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the book equivalent of whatever this post is:

>>13488888

>> No.13489259

The Origin of Species

>> No.13489267

Lord of the Rings

>> No.13489555

>>13481162
based and dilutepilled

>> No.13489605

>>13484828
>>13484122
Ich will nur sagen dass im Moment ich Deutsch lernen und zu sehen zwei anons sprechend auf diese Forum, und zu es verstehen--wenn auch ein bisschen--ist COOL. Verzeihen Sie meinen Grammatik!!

>> No.13489611

>>13484828
Das ist zwar wahr*, aber es ist* nicht falsch eines* zu benutzen*. Was jedoch ein Fehler ist, ist * ein Substantiv, wie du es in deinem vorherigen Satz getan hast*, klein zu schreiben. Des Weiteren* (auch wenn du dir dessen sicherlich bewusst bist) beendet man seine Sätze mit einem Punkt.

>> No.13489625

As I lay dying.

>> No.13489631

>>13489605
Ich will nur sagen, dass ich im Moment Deutsch lerne und in diesem Forum zwei Anons sprechen zu sehen, und sie zu verstehen - wenn auch nur ein bisschen -, COOL ist. Verzeihen Sie mir meine Grammatik.

>> No.13489708

>>13489631
Thank you anon. And be honest: what's your reaction when you read what I wrote? Does it sound like a spanish speaker speaking english slightly bad...or really awful? I need to practice my writing and speaking--i only read and do vocab flashes.

>> No.13489802

>>13489708
It's slightly above google-translate-tier: I can understand you - no problem - but it hurts. Very stilted and unnatural.

>> No.13489947

>>13489802
Haha, treffend formuliert.

>> No.13490222

>>13489802
thank you

>> No.13490248

>>13481162
reminder that sex being an accomplishment only became a thing once women were given equal rights

>> No.13490616

>>13481138
The Magic Mountain

>> No.13490639

Slavery and Freedom

>> No.13490647

The tree of life

>> No.13490653

Heart of Darkness

>> No.13490660

>>13481162
Semenretentionpilled

>> No.13490663

>>13481138
The Beggar of Beauty.

>> No.13490851

>>13481138
Childhood's End.

>> No.13490870

Red Rising

>> No.13490872

>>13481138
Geronimo Rex

>> No.13491086
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>>13481162
Freud liked to suck on a big black cigar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.13491267
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>>13481162

>can't get an erection because you're addicted to cocaine
>claim absitence out of some delusional theory that sex means you can't accomplish great things

>> No.13491806

Inherent Vice
Bleeding Edge

>> No.13491836
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>>13481138
Eye of The World

>> No.13491847

Dickens (the biography by Peter Ackroyd)

>> No.13491861

>>13481138
The end of eternity

>> No.13491862

>>13481732
lmao

>> No.13491870

White nights

The world as will and representation

>> No.13492294

>>13491836
>The Great Hunt
>The Shadow Rising
>Lord of Chaos
>A Crown of Swords
>Knife of Dreams
>The Gathering Storm
>Towers of Midnight (kek)
This, along with all the hidden references to sex in the series, makes me think WoT was just a fetish thing cloaked as a story

>> No.13492355
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THE EGO AND ITS OWN

>> No.13492397

>>13481138
Warning to the west

>> No.13492404

>>13481709
Based.

>> No.13492570

Tortilla Flat

>> No.13492672

The book of mormon

>> No.13492704

>>13491267
Low IQ post. You can tell by the basketball man pictured. Semen retention predates the discovery of cocaine. Predates the discovery of the coca leaf.

>> No.13492709

>>13481138
Ender's Game.

>> No.13492718

>>13487581
>we need to reclaim celibacy as a virtue and not something to be ashamed of

Maybe if incels started doing something of worth instead of just being hateful on the internet people will think of celibacy as a good thing again.

>> No.13492741

>>13481138
Journey to the End of the Night

>> No.13492885

>>13482301

lol

>> No.13492900
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>>13481145

Fountainhead

>> No.13492934

Post Office

>> No.13493107

>>13481162
Wtf, I love Fraud now.

>> No.13493437

focault's pendulum

>> No.13493508
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Fire in the mind of men

>> No.13493828

>>13491086
oh anon, you amiable rascal

>> No.13494175

Much Ado About Nothing

>> No.13494179

>>13481138
Hadji Murat