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>little did he know

>> No.13505525

funny meme deserves a bump

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>before he knew it

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>>13503872
>Suddenly,

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>Thitherto

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>Alas

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>indubitably

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>>13506816

>Suddenly, a shot rang out!

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>>13503872
>'twas that

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>>13503872
>the

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>>13503872
>there’s something I have to tell you...

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>In all actuality

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>bated breath
>break the ice
>be all and end all
>good riddance
>in my heart of hearts
>into thin air
>neither rhyme nor reason
>seen better days
>too much of a good thing
>what's done is done
>heart upon my sleeve
Fucking HACK

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>A

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>>13503872
>But the truth is

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>Fact of the matter is

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>>13503872
>Last but not least

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>Get the ball rolling.

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>Forgone conclusion

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>star crossed lovers

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>I sucked a penis

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>The
>A
Get on my fucking level, brainlets

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>Hit the ground running.

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>I will not only inhale the farts i will ASSIMILATE them I will draw them down deeper and deeper into my very being until they become United with my godforsaken perverts soul. I will bury my face deep within the tight, fiscally responsible rectum of my godess and breathe in the divine odors of her splendorous sphincter. I will get down on both knees and insert my nose to the hilt as if inserting a keying the lock which seals every heavenly scent, every air particle meticulously calculated with sacred arithmetic to deliver the most potent forms of this angels pungent aroma. Yes please give me now the methane from her chocolate starfish's golden heart

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>*record scratch*
>That's me.
>I'm sure you're all wondering how I got here.

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>C'est la vie

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>In this essay, I will argue...

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>in all likelihood

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>>13507886
>Fact of the matter is, is that

>> No.13508125

>that's right that's right oh yeah oh YEAH YES YES RHATS FUCKING YES RIGJT THEREE OOOOOOOH YEAH RIGJTVTHERE SHIVE THAT FUCKING BIG BLACK NIGGER COCK IN MY WAS DADDY OH GOD YOU'RE SO MUXH BETYER YHAN MY FUCKING HUSBAND OOOOH BUG BLSCK BIGGER DICK IN MY RIGHT LITTLE SCANDINABUAN SNATXH :#DDDDDDDDDD

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>>13508120
There are no facts, does that matter?

>> No.13508144

>>13508102
God. I've corrected my girlfriend because she always puts "I think," or "I feel" in essays. I told her that is fucking implicit because YOU are the one writing and arguing your point. Pointless words.

>> No.13508148

>>13508144
>my girlfriend

>> No.13508150

>>13508148
I edited all of her essays through her BS in psych. It was tedious.

>> No.13508155

>>13508150
>BS in psych

>> No.13508214

>>13508155
Yeah, she took a few more math courses because she didn't want it to be a BA.

>> No.13508218

>>13507522
do not meme kyouko

>> No.13508228

>>13508214
>math courses

>> No.13508238

>>13508228
Those also weren't crazy at all. It's kind of a joke degree. I have a BA but took more math than her because I began in engineering. The hardest part of her degree was finding sources for her essays. The crazy thing about psych majors is that they barely cover any of the history. I know much more about freud and jung than she does.

>> No.13508244

>>13508238
>Those also weren't crazy at all. It's kind of a joke degree. I have a BA but took more math than her because I began in engineering. The hardest part of her degree was finding sources for her essays. The crazy thing about psych majors is that they barely cover any of the history. I know much more about freud and jung than she does.

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>and

>> No.13508254

>>13508244
My cousin is a psych major too and she just says Jung is humanism and knows nothing more about his work.

>> No.13508258

>>13508254
This whole exchange is featured in the movie Slacker

>> No.13508270

>>13508258
I'm surprised I haven't heard of this film. Love the concept. Reminds me of American Movie.

Ironically enough my BA is in Film.

>> No.13508279

>>13508080
Didn't make sense not to live for fun