My name is Thomas Pynchon and I cannot get high from ingesting drugs what should I do?

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tumadre Tue Dec 21 12:04:00 2010 No.1379020 [Reply] [Original]

My name is Thomas Pynchon and I cannot get high from ingesting drugs what should I do?

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 21 12:15:00 2010 No.1379061 Inject, you fucking pussy

>>	tyraxb Tue Dec 21 12:16:00 2010 No.1379065 how do i get awesome?

tumadre Tue Dec 21 12:26:00 2010 No.1379089

Pynchon's guide to awesomeness
1. find a cute little puppy from a dark alley
2. go to your friends house
3. if they are nice fellows, they'll let you soak the little cutie with gasoline.
4. set in on fire.
5. let a couple friends fellate you whilst seeing the whole lollercoaster happen.
6. if your ffriends are really outstanding people burn them slightly

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