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My Father is a published poet

due to a scuffle [both parties are at fault tbf i was there the publisher and my dad got very emotional very quickly] he no longer has a publisher

he is a boomer
he has heard about interwebs and would like to publish his poems online there with credit of course

i thought i'd ask you guys since if anyone would ever know it would be you


pic unrelated

Tl;dr Dad wants to publish poems on the internet maybe get a few shekels out of it here and there where should he go?

>> No.13853272

>>13853259
the pic is a lot more interesting than your post though

>> No.13853301

>>13853272
It unironically is.

But can't pretty much anyone self publish an ebook nowadays? Maybe the dude can start a blog too, put certain ones up there while working on a marketable collection of them to publish. Or he could do the whole patreon thing and just ask for gibs while posting his work that others could enjoy for free.

>> No.13853327

If your father is already a published poet, surely he has a resume he can use to find another publisher.

>> No.13853342

>>13853301
which is the best blog.

>> No.13853368

>>13853259
>a few shekels
literary journals.

also your poet dad fucked up. poets aren't known for having happy latter halves of their lives.

>> No.13853391

>>13853259
Left: what she looks like in her Tinder profile
Right: what she looks like IRL

Every time.

>> No.13853398

Apparently poets are very popular on Instagram...
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/12-instagram-poets-to-follow_b_58fbc278e4b0f02c3870eb05

>> No.13853419

>>13853259
Tattooes ruin everything so she looks bad either way.

>> No.13853422
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13853422

>>13853342
Not a clue, was kinda just spit balling ideas. Was never really into the whole blogging scene. I'm sure ddg will be able to help you out, though. If he is already published then it shouldn't be too much of a problem, but he will need someway to give his blog some visibility and bring readers to it. I'd imagine that's why there are so many YouTube book channels. People make videos that would be entertaining in that format, with the ultimate goal being getting their viewers interested in the blog. Not saying he needs to make a YouTube channel, but at least social media to self promote now that he no longer has a publisher to promote for him.

>> No.13853429

>>13853419
Couldn't agree more.

>> No.13853893

>>13853259
I like her in both pics :)

>> No.13853911

>>13853893
I dont like her in either. They are both too tryhard

>> No.13853951

>>13853911
True, but somewhere in between she's nice. Shame about that tattos though

>> No.13854236

>>13853301
Anyone can self-publish, but that does not mean anyone will ever read them. Getting recognized requires some serious social media clout or other connections.

>> No.13854335

>>13853259
what does it say about me that i find her more attractive on the right?

>> No.13854387

>>13854236
See >>13853422

>>13853951
Idk why people shit on them so much here, but people here just dont like women. At worst a tattoo is an artistic expression of humanity's capacity for making mistakes.

>> No.13854416

>>13854335
that you are a man with a fine taste in women

>> No.13854660

>>13853391
i like her better on the right. kind of cute

>> No.13854741

>>13854387
>Idk why people shit on them so much here, but people here just dont like women.
It's likely that a lot of the people who shit on tattoos are doing it because they like women. the defacement of any beautiful thing or person is sad

>> No.13854790

>>13853259
Imagine recapping a fucking 20 word reddit spaced post, fuck you.

>> No.13855272

>>13853259
is she drinking a sleeman?

>> No.13855280

>>13853272
Alcohol. Not even once.

>> No.13856330

>>13854335
You find right attractive because you already saw left

>> No.13857084

>>13854335
That you are immune to thots.

>> No.13857285

>>13854335
That you attracted to bad genes

>> No.13857328

>>13857285
At the same time, this probably raises his chances of mating success since his standards are so low so it's actually some kind of evolutionary advantage.

>> No.13857353

>>13857328
>produces children with cancer and down's syndrome
nothin personal, kid.

>> No.13857362

>>13857353
>never produces any offspring at all
what an abject failure

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13858022

>>13854660
>neck way too long, looks like a vulture
>no breasts
>weird curls of fat in places
>still with ugly tattoos
>probably a victim of fetal alcohol syndrome

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13858195

>>13858022
S-stop it Anon, my dick can only get so hard.

>> No.13858207

What are those marks on her left arm? They look like old school polio vaccines.

>> No.13858698

Where does her fucking chin go?

>> No.13858703

SA has some good tips regarding publishing

>> No.13858729

>>13853259
tell your retarded insufferable boomer father to kill himself and do the world a favor

entitled two bit loser who can't even use a computer

poets are a dime a dozen and he's just as self-masturbatory and mediocre as any retard

>> No.13859646

>>13858022
are you even white?

>> No.13859755

>>13853259
SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUTTHEFUCKUP SHUTTHEFUCKUPSHUTTHEFUCK UP NOBOOOOOOOOOOODY CARES FUCKING BULLSHIT LIAR FUCK YOU SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP YOU-FUCKING-FUCK SHUT THE FUCK UP

>> No.13860316

>>13859755
based bottling up emotions schizo