/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.13866508]

>only 4 hours to write 500 words

[Anonymous No.13866534]

>>13866508
That's like 30mins of work, get typing faggot.

[Anonymous No.13866553]

>>13866508
>325 word essay
>due in three weeks
>haven't started yet
Just fuck my shit up

[Anonymous No.13866557]

>>13866534
>typing
It's better by hand, grab a pen.
This way you're forced to slow down and pick your words wisely, since you can't just hit backspace, thus your prose will improve.

[Anonymous No.13866559]

>200 word essay due 8am tomorrow
>haven't even started

[Anonymous No.13866562]

>>13866508
Think of all the times you've written a 500-word rant on social media like this in much less time.

[Anonymous No.13866564]

>>13866534
i know but like the topic is so retarded
i already have 104 words though

[Anonymous No.13866576]

>have no time restrictions to write an undefined number of words
>haven't started yet

[Anonymous No.13866604]

>>13866508
if you can't do that in an hour i don't know what hope you have anon

[Anonymous No.13866623]

It makes me wonder, did I fall for this when I was new? I must have, right? It's been so long I genuinely don't remember

[Anonymous No.13866631]

>>13866604
i'm already halfway done anon, cheer for me

[Anonymous No.13866643]

>have a week to write my name

it's over for me lads...

[Anonymous No.13866660]

>have the rest of my life to write a single well-written story
>no discernable talent

TAKE ME HOOOOOME

[Anonymous No.13866685]

>>13866643
you must be arab

[Anonymous No.13866764]

>>13866576
I like how there’s no picture associated with this one, in my mind it would be someone with a neutral expression but also a faintly perceivable well of existential doubt in his eyes.

[Anonymous No.13866795]

I fucking love these threads. Please never stop making them every now and then, anons. It gives me life force

[Anonymous No.13866833]

>only 3 hours to log in, figure out what my weekly assignment is, and complete it
Whatever, I'll just take another zero this week.

[Anonymous No.13866836]

only 1 minute to write 120 words

https://typing-speed-test.aoeu.eu/

[Anonymous No.13866850]

>>13866833
based

[Anonymous No.13866852]

>>13866660

[Anonymous No.13866984]

>>13866508
that ain't hard try 2 hours for 600 words. I'll be done by 11.

This post will motivate me to do it too. Seeya faggots at 11.

[Anonymous No.13867059]

Writing for school is so fucking easy. I don't know how people struggle if they're engaged in the topic.

[Anonymous No.13867063]

>>13866984
good luck cowboy

[Anonymous No.13867079]

>>13866508
>Have to write a 300 word story about a memorable life event
>But in Spanish

[Anonymous No.13867481]

>>13866984
Ok that took a little longer then I thought but at least I got it done on time.

[Anonymous No.13867933]

>>13866557
>It's better by hand
Fuck off, cunt.

[Anonymous No.13867986]

>>13866508
>700 word essay due in next week Tuesday and have only wrote the introduction
I provably would have been done by now but we have to use Harvard referencing and so I've kinda procrastinated.

[Anonymous No.13868538]

>>13866508
>Grug need make cave painting of wife before noon.

[Anonymous No.13868860]

>50 word descripton due in 1 hour
>haven't even made an attempt to start

I'm fucked

[Anonymous No.13869494]

>>13866557
fuck off boomer

[Anonymous No.13869512]

I wrote a 2000 word essay this morning. It was really easy. Why can't you just get good?

[Anonymous No.13869620]

>>13866576
fuck you
you just got me thinking about how many words I'll eventually have to write in the foreseeable future
eat shit

[Anonymous No.13869643]

>6000 words in an entire month hah free grade
>I mean 3000 words a week is still a fucking cakewalk
>a 1000 words a day what is this grade school
>if I average a 1000 words of gibberish in an hour and spend another 30 minutes editing that gives me 6 hours to work with assuming I drop my editing standards in the second half, hopefully it's not too obvious
>3000 words in a couple of hours, I mean I can still turn it in half baked and get it graded
>a fail is good too

[Anonymous No.13869688]

>>13866508
I once banged out a 1,500 word essay on the dangers of sex reassignment surgery (more of a rant with sources) in 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.13869818]

>>13866508
>only half a life-time to do something meaningful
I better get a chopper by tomorrow

[Anonymous No.13869896]

>>13869643
>13869643
>tfw did just that for a 40 pages internship report
>tfw fucked up my whome year because I wanted to play vidya gaem and read horror novels instead

It's okay though I'll code my dream game this year and get rich just you see

[Anonymous No.13869899]

>>13866508
It's alright anon. Melville sometimes spent all day on a single page. As long as you don't get stuck like this every day it'll be alright.

[Anonymous No.13870040]

>Always write my essays couple hours before there due
>Barely pass
Does this make me smart or a midwit?

[Anonymous No.13870061]

>>13870040
50% smart, 50% lazy, 100% midwit.

[Anonymous No.13870165]

>>13870040
literally everyone I know does this, even the class bimbo who's had more cocks in her than IQ points
I do it too but I aim for just that because I only need this degree for something else I'm working on whereas you probably aren't substituting that time for something productive