/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.13924589]

>In which we describe the ideal librarian

[Anonymous No.13924602]

Anyone ever smelled a girl's stockings? Was it good?

[Anonymous No.13924614]

>>13924602

You may be interested in some of the other photographs.

https://trendsandtolstoy.com/2013/02/21/london-in-the-library/

[Anonymous No.13924621]

>>13924589
OH GOD
>>13924602
smells like perfume and maybe faintly of piss if after a night out

[Anonymous No.13924626]

>>13924589
Thicc Scottish redhead with light freckles across her cheeks, about 5’8-5’10 height, loves Russian lit

[Anonymous No.13924679]

>>13924589
>white
ew

[Anonymous No.13924702]

the librarian in hilda is pretty hot

[Anonymous No.13924712]

You cannot hear her approach and her stare is palpable. She wears varifocals so she can peer over them with greater significance. Potentially cursed so the welfare of the books is directly related to her existence. Has kept the index card catalogue in place, and observes those who use the photocopier with contempt and suspicion.

[Anonymous No.13924715]

>>13924614
nnghh fuck yeah you butterfaced frump show me those pudgy legs

[Anonymous No.13924729]

>>13924679
Agreed

[Anonymous No.13925574]

>>13924589
She perpetually maintains a face that displays no emotion aside from mild interest. She smells vaguely of clove, however this only noticeably when one maintains a distance of precisely 1 foot from her and even then you have to actively sniff it out. If one moves any closer or farther away the smell mysteriously vanishes entirely. Sex proceeds as follows: You wake up in her home. You don't know how you got there, but fuck it you'll roll with it. She moves up and down robotically, religiously maintaining her mask of "mild interest." Thump, thump, thump.
-Thoughts on Parmenides.
It is a command, not a question. You smile confidently, years of shitposting on /lit/ has inadvertently trained you.
-I wouldn't have any thoughts on Parameides or anyone else had he not existed. Where would we be without such an essential voice in ontology?
Thump, thump, thump.
-Thoughts on Nick Land
She's trying to trip you up, but fortunately you were autistic and bored enough to read Land in college.
-Accelerationism is reliant upon the assumption that human technological or economic progress will continue to move exponentially, an assumption that seems increasingly unlikely.
Thump, thump, thump. You think you can sense a vague feeling of approval in the rhythm somehow, although her face remains static.
-Thoughts on David Foster Wallace and Infinite Jest

You laugh.

Thump.

-Thoughts on DFW.

You freeze up. Reality comes crashing in around you as you realize that yes, people do in fact ACTUALLY read and enjoy Infinite Jest. And but so you smile bitterly as your vision goes dark.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE No.13925577]

>>13924589
She’s a cute
>>13924602
Depends on how long she wears them and what kinds of cheese she’s been eating

[Anonymous No.13925584]

Replaced by a search engine.

[Anonymous No.13925608]

Old, male, knows the catalogue by heart, willing to expel the noisy readers when needed

[Anonymous No.13925656]

>>13924589
>thicc.
>cute.
>loves the color purple (not the film)
>no patience for riff-raff.

[Anonymous No.13925667]

>>13924589
Older than 30 but still fertile
Glasses
Black hair, mostly straight, partly wavy or curled, shoulder length
Leggings and long legs
Skinny, pale, slightly frail
Mezzo-soprano, speaks softly, and carries a big stick

[Anonymous No.13925674]

>>13924589
Hot and horny

[Anonymous No.13925683]

>>13924602
Smells sightly salty and sweat on the feet areas, everywhere up from ankles to thighs either smell like nothing or mildly of sweat, crotch mild piss smell. They could smell like perfume too depending on how strong it is. And they taste exactly how they smell.

[Anonymous No.13925777]

doesn't talk to me

[Anonymous No.13926574]

>>13925608
based

[Anonymous No.13928179]

>>13925608
Based, especially so if he has a long gray beard or ponytail.

[Anonymous No.13929201]

>>13924589

[Anonymous No.13929275]

>>13924589
Didn't see that she was crossing her legs and thought she had really fucked up ankles.

[Anonymous No.13929295]

>>13929201
Ah, c'mon. Now this is straight up coomercore.

[Anonymous No.13929469]

>>13929201
gross

[Anonymous No.13929720]

>>13924602
every girl is a bit incontinent so anything covering their pussy smells like piss after a while

[Anonymous No.13929755]

>>13929201

[Anonymous No.13929872]

well-scrubbed.
petite
English accent
sophisticated
fresh lipstick
educated
trim waist
pert bottom
territorial
bra is slightly visible through starched blouse
has a penchant for bending over to adjust books
glasses
chaste
sexually restrained, but ready to burst
longs for a man who knows literature, but not more than her
daydreams of that man owning a motorcycle and picking her up from the night shift

[Anonymous No.13929918]

>>13925577
oh miss birch, why didn't you devour your pathetic runt brother in the womb

[Anonymous No.13929984]

>>13924614
god I want to be in with a nubile, assertive and needy librarian. she went to a top 20 liberal arts college and can't stop talking about how much she loves coffee. she uses color coded highlighters to mark down quotes in books that she likes and has a collection of frida kahlo posters. I go with her to visit her parents farm in new jersey for thanksgiving. she read marx for a breadth course, but still thinks that elizabeth warren is a socialist. shes an atheist, but likes to talk about how "we all return to nature at one point" which is "kind of beautiful and metaphorical". all of her friends are as vapid as she is and you put up with their adult play dates where they drag you to a restaurant and take pictures of their food for instagram. she gets controlling and bitter when you don't give her enough attention. practically everything that she says is stupid and you never speak your true mind around her. you just smile and hold in the pain so that you can get frantic, spastic sex once a week that she gives you so you don't leave her, even though you never would. you're not even yourself anymore; you're HER boyfriend. another ornament in her instagram-perfect, nerdy-chic life.

[Anonymous No.13930017]

>>13929984
>#bookpic #bookhaul #booklover #bibliophile #bookmarks #bookslover #bookgram #bookblog #books #reading #reader #currentlyreading #bookrecs #whatimreading #snowday #cozyday #cozyvibes #morgues #darkreads #nihilism
>#nihilism

[Anonymous No.13930066]

>fat
>vegan
>feminist
>pitbull owner
>has Borderline Personality Disorder or Sociopathy
>used to lack a father figure during her youth
>"lesbian" or bisexual
>hipster or punk rocker
>likes poetry, and terrible hipster poetry for that matter
>extremely wacky aesthetics
>more hairy than Chewbacca
>grumpy all the God-damn time
>judges smokers but drinks heavily and takes hallucinogens in a regular basis
>unironically thinks weed is good for you
>middle aged
>constantly stressed because she is 200k in debt, does nothing to solve it
>she is salty because she knows she is no longer on her best years
>unironically thinks Infinite Jest is a good book
>has no fucking idea about literature
>only reads self-improvement books, feminist literature and genre fiction for teen girls
>euphoric fedora-tipping atheist
>dyed hair
>larps as a neopagan
>her body is full of piercings and tattoos (and extremely lame ones for that matter)
>a luscious whore, and yet, it is almost impossible for her to get laid
>unironically thinks that 'astrology' can be scientific and accurate
>uses astrology and her mental illness to justify her shitty behaviour
>confussed marxist or radlib, thinks witchcraft, magic and identity politics are 'materialistic' and 'revolutionary'
>strawmans Eastern religions to fit her political narrative
>useless college degree
>used to be trust fund kiddie
>thinks she is part of the liberal elite, when she is a fucking 'lumpenproletarian', and not an illegalistic or revolutionary one for that matter
>drinks black coffee and hoards books just to look smart
>lazy and terrible even at simple tasks
>everytime you see her it makes you wish somebody poisons her coffee with antifreeze so she can die of heart failure already

[Anonymous No.13930069]

>>13924589
reads Guenon

[Anonymous No.13930075]

>>13929984

[Anonymous No.13930099]

>fat
>vegan
>feminist
>pitbull owner
>her pets are unvaccinated and unneutered
>has Borderline Personality Disorder or Sociopathy
>used to lack a father figure during her youth
>"lesbian" or bisexual
>hipster or punk rocker
>likes poetry, and terrible hipster poetry for that matter
>extremely wacky aesthetics
>more hairy than Chewbacca
>grumpy all the God-damn time
>judges smokers but drinks heavily and takes hallucinogens in a regular basis
>annoying stoner, unironically thinks weed is good for your health
>middle aged, and yet, looks like she is 70
>constantly stressed because she is 200k in debt, does nothing to solve it
>she is salty because she knows she is no longer on her best years
>unironically thinks Infinite Jest is a good book
>has no fucking idea about literature of the 19th and 20th Centuries
>only reads self-improvement books, feminist literature and genre fiction for teen girls
>euphoric fedora-tipping atheist
>dyed hair
>smells like pot, dog piss and manure
>her attitude towards her pitbulls is concerningly sexual ('white girls fuck dogs' afterall)
>larps as a neopagan
>her body is full of piercings and tattoos (and extremely lame ones for that matter)
>a luscious whore, and yet, it is almost impossible for her to get laid
>unironically thinks that 'astrology' can be scientific and accurate
>uses astrology and her mental illness to justify her shitty behaviour
>confussed marxist or radlib, thinks witchcraft, magic and identity politics are 'materialistic' and 'revolutionary'
>strawmans Eastern religions to fit her political narrative
>useless college degree
>used to be trust fund kiddie
>thinks she is part of the liberal elite, when she is a fucking 'lumpenproletarian', and not an illegalistic or revolutionary one for that matter
>drinks black coffee and hoards books just to look smart
>lazy and terrible even at simple tasks
>everytime you see her it makes you wish somebody poisons her coffee with antifreeze so she can die of heart failure already

[Anonymous No.13930144]

>>13924589
Someone who loves me

[Anonymous No.13930155]

I work for a library and it is very depressing, and often suicide appears to be more attractive than working in this job. One might imagine that working in a library entails having a quiet, spacious office in which to organize the library's inner layout, making sure books are ordered and delivered on a timely basis, overseeing new technology being implemented and so forth. I am 40 years old. For thirteen years now I have stood and sat at the front desk of a large urban library whose most loyal denizens are the homeless and the clinically insane. Schizophrenics are drawn here like moths to a flame. Alcoholics come here to snooze and disrupt. Niggers crowd the aisles and spread their toxic subhuman behaviour. I thought I would be advising enthusiastic kids what to read next, or helping elderly peasants become introduced to the world of literature in order to enjoy their final years thanks to the offerings of high culture. Instead I stand silently and alone as my miserable colleagues discuss their boring husbands or browse facebook or holidays websites to look out for the cheapest package deals. I am forced to replace urine-stained seat cushions. Forced to "kindly" "usher" out the bums who vomit on themselves and the constantly wide-eyed middle-aged women who start to scream and talk gibberish at a rapid pace if I approach them and tell them we are closing up. What a pathetic life I lead. I imagined I would be like Larkin, like Borges, like the kind of refined, reserved kind of man whose job allows him an air of mystique and glum erudition. Instead I am no better than a janitor who has found himself at the till of a supermarket. In 2008 I had a brief sexual affair with a student girl who spent a month here as part of her training to become a library. We screwed in the storage room several times a day. It was purely physical on her part but deeply emotional on mine. Eventually she realized she didn't want this kind of job and admitted she felt sorry for me and thought fucking me would make me less depressed and her less experienced. She is now working for a marketing company and is earning more than me despite being a member of a different generation. Please kill me. Please. Please. Please God let this be the day I am struck by a truck on my lonesome drive home. Let this be the night the niggers break into my home and garrote me as I lay sleepless staring silently toward the ceiling.

[Anonymous No.13930193]

does not talk keeps place neat kicks out masturbating/sleeping homeless people

[Anonymous No.13930684]

>>13930155
you gotta work in a university library dumbass

[Anonymous No.13930690]

>>13930155
damn this might actually be real, too close to home

[Anonymous No.13930709]

>>13930684
not him, i'm actually >>13930690 but his experience is 110% dead-on what a university library worker's life is like. unless they're a student sessional worker. then they're a braindead fucking retard and it's barely a job since they barely work anyway.

if you're talking about permanent staff, that's what anyone with a soul who works at a library experiences, to a T. right down to the fact that all your coworkers are absolute retards e-shopping and gossiping all day. it's nothing to do with a library really. nobody even really checks out books anymore, since most stuff is online and most students use the most easily accessible resources (journal articles etc.) and don't care about books. nobody comes with actual questions about books that can't be solved with the online catalog (which they barely know how to use, but that's enough) anymore. most books are auto-checkout.

if you actually check out books regularly at the front desk, you might be surprised that the staff recognizes you. i was, and i asked how that's possible with all the traffic they see. they always say the same thing: "it's actually only a small handful of people who actually check out physical books. mostly we talk to hobos, the small set of regulars with severe mental problems (also hobos), idiots looking for the bathroom, or students literally so fucking stupid they can't even search the catalog for an online article."

if you actually wanted to be a librarian and you work at a uni library i pity you, you're basically an office worker slash janitor slash cashier like the dude said, and none of your coworkers even mind because they're all born office workers who just like to gossip all day, and they're probably horrible old biddies to boot because the job attracts cat ladies (note: not ones who like to read)

[Anonymous No.13930738]

>>13924589
>h-here's those tomes of dark magic you r-reserved a-anon

[Anonymous No.13930756]

>>13929720
god women are fucking disgusting
I wish I was chemically castrated

[Anonymous No.13930757]

>>13930155
...at least you've had sex.
joking aside, all of that sounds miserable wtf. I don't even know what to say to try and cheer you up.

[Anonymous No.13930799]

>>13930155

House the homeless. Institutionalize the severely mentally ill. Public resources for drug addiction. These people shouldn't have to come to the library to find a "safe place."

[Anonymous No.13930842]

>>13925608
There it is, the peak the librarian.

[Anonymous No.13930888]

>>13930155
The girl may earn more than you but she failed to become a library.

[Anonymous No.13930897]

>>13924589
>favourite book series is Harry Potter
>has read some classics but only when she had to for her schooling, internalised the progressive views on them very quickly
>considers herself to be more intelligent than the average person, probably has a higher IQ than average but so severely lacking in emotional intelligence that you have nothing but seething disdain for everything she says and does
>comes from a middle class family who is guilty about it
>looks down on elitism and considers anyone with less meekness than a post-Protestant atheist anglo neo-liberal to be inherently cruel and malicious
>considers it morally reprehensible to ever challenge people's assumptions
>intentionally dates men who are less attractive than herself and indulges in the sensations of charity and selflessness (only so long as these men are infinitely servile in character to her), gains more pleasure from this than a she would from a genuine romantic relationship
>daydreams about being raped
>considers it a point of pride to look minorities in the eye when talking to them, still has to exert effort to do it
>optimist
>resents 99% of human history
>considers god to be evil
> feels that she "should" read rupi kaur but still retains enough puritanicalism to be put off by it
>5"8 brown hair, above average bodyfat, smiles at people often,
>first in the gas chambers when the eternal manreich is established

[Anonymous No.13930905]

>tfw no librarian gf

[Anonymous No.13930952]

>>13924589
my mother is a librarian and she does a good job for her county library. She's really kind and helpful to the patrons. She makes coffee for the occasional homeless person that wanders in, and dresses really nicely. She's known as Mrs. Books because nobody can pronounce her name right.

[Anonymous No.13930962]

im a librarian and my gf is a librarian its p sick

[Anonymous No.13930982]

She has read Anna Karenina and will understand what it means when we sit at a card table and I write, "wymm."

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE No.13930990]

>>13930738
Great outfit.

>>13930962
Cute

[Anonymous No.13931009]

Old, entirely non-sexual, tidy, friendly enough, knowledgeable enough

[Anonymous No.13931020]

I married a librarian. We read together.

[Anonymous No.13931085]

>>13931020
Oh yeah? What's his name

[Anonymous No.13931104]

>>13931020
>>13931085
Adding on to the question: who takes it up the ass more—you or him. Do either of you clean your dicks before doing ass-to-mouth?

[Anonymous No.13931117]

Simps smhhh

[Anonymous No.13931138]

>>13924614
i would, but only if she'd give up the anus

[Anonymous No.13931163]

[Anonymous No.13931218]

>>13930155
okay, this is epic

[Anonymous No.13931637]

>>13930155
Burt out laughing. Thank you anon

[Anonymous No.13931696]

>>13928179
>>13925608
High T

[Anonymous No.13931705]

>>13924589
Ideal librarian for me would be the stereotyped mid 40s milf widowed by the Iraq war and passing her days quietly while she visits her daughter in Florida on holidays

[Anonymous No.13931740]

>>13930155
Is there anything in your life that makes you happy

[Anonymous No.13931769]

>to become an adjunct librarian at my local community college you need a master's degree and two years of experience

jsut take me out man, just fucking drop me off the back of the eternal scum slide. all those useless bimbo grannies with glazed over eyes have more qualifications than I'll ever be able to afford. I'm ready to go

[Anonymous No.13931789]

>>13929984
>I go with her to visit her parents farm in new jersey for thanksgiving
don't fuck any thing from Jersey anon, not even hypothetically; you've been warned

[Anonymous No.13931812]

My dad's gf is a librarian and now I'm dating a librarian. Dad's gf is kinda badass, works for one of the agencies in DC and slow walks a lot of the dumb shit the administration tries to do (mostly removing formerly publicly accessible articles). My gf just started and is in the process of getting her masters. She looks so cute in her librarian outfits

[Anonymous No.13931833]

>>13931104
shut the fuck up!

[Anonymous No.13932551]

I want to ride in a horse and kill books???

[Anonymous No.13932565]

>>13930155

Ok this very obviously isn’t written by a 40 yr old or whatever (maybe I’m autistic for pointing that out but everyone else seemed to believe) but this character is cringe as hell man. Not sure where it comes from but it sounds like you need help and solace.

[Anonymous No.13932572]

>>13924589
I've always wondered how many librarians are genuinely weird modern women who are into literature as a hobby and how many simply work it as a job with little effort required? Female librarians are definitely a fetish for some reason.

[Anonymous No.13932574]

>>13929872
From one Patrician to another, I sweep my cape toward you most unironically, sir.

[Anonymous No.13932596]

>>13925608

Perfect

[Anonymous No.13932598]

>>13932572
women being into books isn't as weird as you think. they're just the annoying hipster type that read the latest releases only.

[Anonymous No.13932607]

>>13932565
>this very obviously isn’t written by a 40 yr old
Why are you so sure?

[Anonymous No.13932643]

>>13930017
>no one fucking tags that shit
>look it up on instagram
>it's real
Fuck

[Anonymous No.13932687]

>>13932598

What percentage of female librarians love old books I wonder. Those are the good ones.

[Anonymous No.13933439]

>>13930756
Just get some acid and dip your balls in it like you dip your oreos

[Anonymous No.13933454]

>>13925656
Who started this "patchy is fat/thicc with oversized tits" meme? if anything she's a midget due to her terrible health.

[Anonymous No.13933457]

>>13931705
Nice taste.

[Anonymous No.13933601]

>>13930155
God you're pathetic. I've been working at a public library for the past three years and I'm finishing my master's in library and information science. I want to work in this field, but probably more in cultural institutions (museums, specialized libraries, etc.).

Most of what you say is true, but you make it sound so miserable. You're paid above-average salary for a low stress job which, it is true, does entail interacting with strange characters (which, if you weren't a miserable fuck, you would find interesting) and from time to time helping out patrons with their books. Also, where I live there has been some major renovations in the libraries, so it is a nice looking environment.

You're probably the type that likes to read books about the human condition and the plights of people, and feel very humane and empathetic as you do so. But, as soon as you actually meet people in real life who are akin to these characters, your true personality of an insufferable old fuck shines out.

By the way, this is coming from someone who has spent his life in private institutions, has studied and lived abroad in Paris and has met and befriended people from all social castes. Identifying oneself with the higher rungs of society does not mean you have to isolate yourself from the dirty proles.

pic unrelated.

[Anonymous No.13933624]

>>13933601
This post brought to you by: either a gay or a woman.

[Anonymous No.13933628]

>>13933624
Not the case, but a-a-alright then.

[Anonymous No.13933887]

>>13930888
based trips, kek'd too

[Anonymous No.13933897]

>>13924589
A search engine of all the world's books in preferred format and text OCR-indexed so you can search the contents as well.

But you're clearly here for retarded fetish shit.

[Anonymous No.13933915]

>>13933601
>has studied and lived abroad in Paris and has met and befriended people from all social castes.
lol the vast majority of the lower castes that aren't criminal gyppos wouldn't be seen dead in Paris.

[Anonymous No.13933940]

tfw dated a 30 year old librarian when I was 22 years old.

[Anonymous No.13933946]

All the librarians at my uni library are cute as fuck students. I end up going there more often than I should because they are the only attractive women who smile at me.

[Anonymous No.13934006]

>>13929984
Holy fuck too real. I need to stop watching booktubers to feel less lonely.

[Anonymous No.13934189]

>>13933940
sounds like the perfect mommy-kino.
care to give more details?

[Anonymous No.13934403]

>>13934189
Well, she was the younger sister of some older lady that I knew. When I came to visit her residence, she lived with her older sister, I noticed how well organized her work space was. Her sense of organization and her overall cold demeanor made her very attractive. She was a brunette with a beautiful facial profile. Her older sister told me that many men have tried to ask her out but she rejected them. I don't mean this as a humble brag, but I assume that is because most of those guys were 'low quality'; as in, didn't take care of themselves and etc.

I'm very attracted to low energy/cold women. Bubbly women are annoying.

[Anonymous No.13934440]

>>13931769
That's actually a universal requirement for being a librarian. They take that function very seriously.

[Anonymous No.13934442]

>>13934403
>I'm very attracted to low energy/cold women.

Reminds me of this bit from Justin Murphy's new book.

[Anonymous No.13934497]

>>13924626
OMG, WANT

[Anonymous No.13934498]

>>13934442
What does it mean :?

[Anonymous No.13934515]

>>13934440
What do librarians do? Sort books? Can't a computer-wagie team work better?

[Anonymous No.13934520]

>>13934515
>What do librarians do?

Some of them teach the young to love books.

[Anonymous No.13934533]

>>13934520
I think a computer could do a better job than this tattooed monstrosity.

[Anonymous No.13934554]

>>13934533

Tell me. How does a computer teach a boy how to love?

[Anonymous No.13934573]

>>13934554
Oh, not at the present moment it can't. However, in some short time frame I'm sure it will have that capability.

[Anonymous No.13934576]

>>13934554
How do you think?

[Anonymous No.13934730]

>"You're late, anon. Lock the door, we read some De Sade tonight

[Anonymous No.13934750]

>>13934730
Im gonna break your spine

[Anonymous No.13934758]

>>13934750
P A T R O L L E D

[Anonymous No.13935339]

You all have to die. It all has to burn. Nothing can happen until this society and everyone in it (including myself) has been wiped off the face of the earth. You are every problem. Everything bad in the world, everything that hurts you and offends you is tangentially related back to yourself. You're caught forever in your own repetitious hell, doomed to play out your own tragedy, over and over again, for all eternity.

[Anonymous No.13935418]

>>13935339

[Anonymous No.13935448]

>>13933454
Isn't being a midget genetic? And I guess that the fans just took the idea of her being a shutin and ran with it. I have no complaints.

[Anonymous No.13935629]

>>13934403

[Anonymous No.13935730]

>>13935448
>Isn't being a midget genetic?

What are you implying?

[Anonymous No.13936347]

>>13930799
Based

[Anonymous No.13936368]

>>13935730
I'm implying that being a midget is genetic.

[Anonymous No.13936381]

>>13924589
I think the ideal librarian should be well-read but uninterested in condescending to readers. Preferably he or she would only speak up when the reader approaching the counter has a book that he or she either loves and wants to talk about or is deeply interested in. The ideal librarian should be able to recognize regulars like a bartender does as well. If I had to narrow it down, I would say my ideal librarian should be "a one-person bookclub". Oshima from Kafka on the Shore comes into mind but I'd prefer a librarian who isn't fascinated by my sex life and spoonfeeds me the deeper meaning of my life's motifs.

[Anonymous No.13936386]

>>13933454
the boobhu world order

[Anonymous No.13936431]

>>13924589
The ideal librarian would be my daughter, raised between countless bookshelves, and insisting that she can find any book I want because she’s read them all. I’d laugh and challenge her to do so, and then I’d remember something I once read as a precocious kid. Then I’d recommend it to her, and have to get it myself because she’s unable to reach the shelf. She wouldn’t be able to pretend she’s the boss of the library for the rest of the day, but it’d happen again the next day. But that’s just a dream.

[Anonymous No.13937218]

>>13933601
>>13933601
dumbass you're replying to two-year old pasta

always remember, any decent effortpost that isn't a specific reply to another anon is probably pasta. search the archive.

[Anonymous No.13937224]

>>13924589
A dead one.

[Anonymous No.13937246]

the blind one in shadow of the torturer alluding borges

[Anonymous No.13937279]

>>13936431
And then I’d fuck her senseless

[Anonymous No.13937300]

>>13934730
this cannot possibly be real. right?
some educated and possibly obnoxious man had his attractive wife and/or girlfriend pose with Hegel’s POT Spirit obstructing her aureoles. Right?

[Anonymous No.13937324]

>>13935418
Is there a program that does this, or some ms paint offshoot?

[Anonymous No.13937502]

>>13930155
It’s been a while since I’ve seen a good copypasta. Thank you anon

[Anonymous No.13937508]

>quiet
>does not ask quesitons
>efficient
>is a computer where I can scan my own books

[Anonymous No.13937527]

>>13924602
Hi pajeet, having a humiliation fetish is closely linked to a cuck fetish. Please fuck off to r9k

[Anonymous No.13937669]

>>13925608
>a librarian doing what a librarian should
why is this so rare

[Anonymous No.13937759]

https://youtu.be/gzbDdgWiaS0

>>13930155
>In 2008 I had a brief sexual affair with a student girl who spent a month here as part of her training to become a library.
In as, she was that smart or she was that fat?

[Anonymous No.13937802]

>>13925608
Kino

[Anonymous No.13937806]

Not a communist

[Anonymous No.13938123]

>>13930155
>It was purely physical on her part but deeply emotional on mine. Eventually she realized she didn't want this kind of job and admitted she felt sorry for me and thought fucking me would make me less depressed and her less experienced
>and her less experienced
Otherwise perfect pasta

[Anonymous No.13938227]

>>13924614
God I wish I was blind

[Anonymous No.13938256]

>>13932607

I have a hard time believing someone of age 40 who is interested in literature would write like this. I may just be naive, but these come off like the sentiments of a 20 year old on pol rather than a grown man. It’s just so whiny and pathetic, it’s hard to believe.

[Anonymous No.13938263]

>>13932607

Oh also I just read other anons confirmed it as pasta, yeah lol.

[Anonymous No.13938455]

>>13930155