/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.14036326]

Where do I find a cute romantic moe literary gf that watches anime?

[Anonymous No.14036334]

Church, maybe.

[Anonymous No.14036358]

>>14036334
I've been to church and the people there are more grotesque than other people

[Anonymous No.14036380]

>>14036358
Maybe try a different church. Dr. Edw. Dutton likes Mormons, and I have heard good things about Mennonites.

[Anonymous No.14036388]

>>14036380
Religion isn't a buffet. Picking a tradition for getting a gf will never work out.

[Anonymous No.14036462]

Choose one or the other

[Anonymous No.14036540]

>>14036326
Become the king of flatland.

[Anonymous No.14036544]

you must first become worthy of a cute romantic moe literary gf that watches anime

[Anonymous No.14036556]

>>14036326
I have one but she's Asian so I have to break up with her.
Fuck bros.

[Anonymous No.14036571]

>>14036556
idiot

[Anonymous No.14036581]

>>14036388
If you are agnostic then why not pick a religion for its social advantages? Mormons, Amish and Jews tend to be racially more homogenous and to have high ethnocentrism, providing the sort of social support systems that result in happier, healthier lives.

[Anonymous No.14036608]

>>14036556
What?

[Anonymous No.14036615]

[Anonymous No.14036625]

>>14036540
Meanwhile I'm sitting like an idiot trying to become king of lineland.

[Anonymous No.14036627]

>>14036326
If you do, let me know. I thought my current gf was into /lit/ and gifted her my marcos aurelius book to help her with her depression, but all she does in her free time is scroll through instagram like all the other girls.

[Anonymous No.14036645]

>>14036627
Is she white?

[Anonymous No.14036655]

>>14036326
>>14036334
found this exact girl. Not at church, but she is a devout christian. writes, reads (admittedly YA), super cute, loves kids, studying a PhD at a young age too. Too bad things didn't pan out. still feels a little bad, man.

[Anonymous No.14036656]

>>14036627
Why did you think she was /lit/?

[Anonymous No.14036691]

>>14036655
Why didn’t it pan out?

[Anonymous No.14036756]

>>14036645
nah, bro, we are from latin america

>>14036656
she's a journalism student that writes a lot, thus i figured that in order to be a good writer one would read a lot.

[Anonymous No.14036847]

>>14036691
She just stopped responding. Honestly didn't think she was the type to do that.

[Anonymous No.14036923]

>>14036326
I found mine through mutual friends, even if I don't have many of those. She's beautiful, passionate about literature and have some Harold Bloom-type ideas about it. She doesn't watch anime, and that's a good thing because neither do I. Showed her Full Metal Alchemist out of nostalgia though

>>14036655
She just couldn't see what beautiful dubs you'd make, man. Either way, you're probably idealizing her because you spent little time with her and/or the breakup was too brutal. You'll find another one !

>>14036756
Journalists are not good people, you dodged a bullet my friend

[Anonymous No.14037049]

>>14036358
I may have posted her pic here before, but there was a really qt Korean altar girl in my church who now goes to my uni

Found out she has a bf though

[Anonymous No.14037067]

>>14036326
You might find her later but right now she is in my bed recovering from a rough dicking. Seriously, fuck off nerds. Your pathetic obsession with women is precisely why you will never have SEX.

[Anonymous No.14037075]

>>14036556
Based
Race-mixing is degeneracy

[Anonymous No.14037077]

>>14036923
>you dodged a bullet my friend
i think they're still together mate

[Anonymous No.14037081]

>>14036556
what

[Anonymous No.14037090]

>>14036556
LMAO

[Anonymous No.14037196]

>>14036556
>having the highest quality of gf (azn)
>wanting to break up because of "muh white race n shiiet!"

you will never make it in life.

[Anonymous No.14037201]

>>14036923
>journalists are not good people
why, my nigga? i know now that they are not necessarily /lit/ but so are most professions.

[Anonymous No.14037220]

>>14036556
Good man. Do it sooner rather than later though -- don't waste her time.

[Anonymous No.14037249]

>>14036556
Did you only just start browsing /pol/ or only just realise she was Asian?

[Anonymous No.14037328]

>>14037049
found it

[Anonymous No.14037566]

>>14037249
No I'm just a bit beta so she seduced me into the relationship.

[Anonymous No.14037813]

>>14037328
decent
there are uglier asians i guess

[Anonymous No.14037826]

>>14037049
Altar girls are against traditional Catholic doctrine. If she is a modernist she isn't worth it anyways.

[Anonymous No.14037857]

>>14037826
Yeah I don't give a shit, find them in local TLM or something
>muh trad waifu

[Anonymous No.14037871]

>>14037857
Don't care about muh trad waifu. Such a thing doesn't exist in the first place; latin mass girls are boomers in the making or just plain odd. I'm saying that it's foolish to bring up altar serving as a positive when no such thing exists.

[Anonymous No.14037884]

>>14036627
>gifted her my marcos aurelius book to help her with her depression
You are hilariously retarded. Did you try to show her Master and Commander too?

[Anonymous No.14037897]

>>14037826
lol good luck finding your trad waifu, make sure she's a monarchist as well

[Anonymous No.14037902]

>>14037897
Doesn't exist. Not looking for one. Try reading the thread before posting next time

[Anonymous No.14037907]

>>14037871
>This 1992 authentic interpretation (confirmed by Pope John Paul II on 11 July 1992), declaring that service at the altar is one of the liturgical functions that can be performed by both lay men and women, was recalled in a circular letter from the cardinal-prefect of the Congregation for Divine Worship and the Discipline of the Sacraments to presidents of episcopal conferences on 15 March 1994. The circular letter clarified that canon 230 §2 has a permissive and not a prescriptive character: it allows, but does not require the use of female altar servers. It is thus for each diocesan bishop to decide whether to allow them in his diocese.

[Anonymous No.14037921]

>>14037907
What's your point. I didn't deny that it exists, I'm saying it's against tradition and was that way for over a thousand years.

>In his encyclical Allatae sunt of 26 July 1775, Pope Benedict XIV renewed the prohibition, "Women should not dare to serve at the altar; they should be altogether refused this ministry", stated more than five centuries earlier by Pope Innocent IV in his letter Sub catholicae professione of 6 March 1254 to Odo of Tusculum on Greek rites.[7] Pope Benedict XIV also stated that what he called the evil practice of women serving the priest at the celebration of Mass had been condemned also by Pope Gelasius I (492−496).[8]

[Anonymous No.14037938]

>>14036326
nowhere

[Anonymous No.14037939]

>>14037871
And why would I give a shit? Who fucking uses the word modernist IRL conversation

[Anonymous No.14037944]

>>14036326
>literary
>watches anime
The best you'll get is a fat, smelly fujo who reads fanfics and light novels.

[Anonymous No.14037957]

>>14037939
You are replying to me. Speak for yourself. Stay mad.

[Anonymous No.14037968]

>>14037826
lol imagine calling something like 13 year olds modernists

[Anonymous No.14037981]

>>14037968
Women altar serving is a product of Catholic modernism. What else do you want to describe it as.

[Anonymous No.14037999]

>>14037957

[Anonymous No.14038024]

>>14037968
you're an idiot

[Anonymous No.14038040]

>>14037957
pseuds weren't bullied enough in school

[Anonymous No.14038060]

There's plenty of them, they just look like you.

[Anonymous No.14038078]

Why is this thread still up. Sa(ge)d!

[Anonymous No.14038204]

>>14037981
ur mom's a modernist

[Anonymous No.14038220]

>>14036326
>Where do I find a cute romantic moe literary gf that watches anime?
where can i get this but doesn't watch anime and helps or reads books

[Anonymous No.14038224]

>>14038204
ebin haha