/lit/ - Literature

[ybrtxa No.1431816]

>girl I know sees me on bus, trys to hug me because I look sad.

>her boobies press against me i want to vomit

>we talk for a while about stuff i like to do with my spare time

>her time to get off, she gives me a kiss on the cheek

does this shit ever happen to you guys i dont want to be alonee

[ybrtxa No.1431827]

yes because we are one... wait... will you be my friend?

[ybrtxa No.1431829]

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samefag

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samefag

[ybrtxa No.1431838]

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samefag

[ybrtxa No.1431839]

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samefag

[ybrtxa No.1431840]

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samefag

[Anonymous No.1431842]

[ybrtxa No.1431845]

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samefag

[Anonymous No.1431846]

[Anonymous No.1431848]

Make up your damn mind, do you have a boyfriend or are you alone?

[ybrtxa No.1431851]

>>1431848
im dating two girls atm. theese guys are just using my name

[Anonymous No.1431860]

sexual frustration at its best kids

[Anonymous No.1431867]

lol, attention-whoring

[ybrtxa No.1431875]

>>1431867
im not being an attentionwhore i just want people to talk to me

[Anonymous No.1431902]

>hyper-aware of other people's intentions through body/cranio-facial "language" recognition and good old-fashioned "cold reading", a habit I learned long ago and can't get rid of (i hate ending sentences in "of")
>constantly aware of what people are going to do/say next, which pleasantries they will exchange, which nervous tic they are about to display, etc etc etc
>everyone else seems to be moving in predictable slow motion nearly all the time, as a result
>when they speak it just makes things worse because it's far easier to guess what people will do/say next through their speech
>constant awareness of the true motivations of other people leads one to be VERY disappointed in what those motives are
>in addition, my thoughts are constantly turned inward, examining my own behavior and trying to remain sufficiently random/constant, plus I tend to watch my own thoughts out of sheer boredom
>being anywhere with more than a few people for a few hours gives me splitting headaches and nausea as my brain reels from the observable calculations

they wonder why I don't go out much.

[ybrtxa No.1431908]

>>1431902
we are very simmilar, except im not a fag who cant make friends because its my fault. its everyone elses. and lear gramar

[Anonymous No.1431910]

>>1431902
weve got a lot of stuff in common bro

[Anonymous No.1431914]

>>1431910
>>1431908

but you didn't get rich writin' books about it.

[ybrtxa No.1431927]

>>1431914
ill be plenty rich when i get my book published because unlike most of the faggots on here im a good writer

[Anonymous No.1431930]

>>1431927

>wants to be rich
>good writer

lol pick one, amateur

[Honest_Objectivist !2E1ogQqRO. No.1431931]

portrait of the artist as a gay man by tybrax

[ybrtxa No.1431935]

>>1431930
you just dont know how good ill be im too deep for you to understand

[ybrtxa No.1431942]

>>1431931
i already have the pic ill use when i publish the book

[Anonymous No.1431943]

>>1431902

foreveralone basement dweller tries to justify his pathetic existence by claiming he has some Daredevil like superpowers or some shit.

you're pathetic

[Anonymous No.1431948]

>>1431943
No, he's just got an overdeveloped ego and thinks the human ability to recognize patterns in social behavior, a pragmatic ability that has a large amount of human brain power dedicated to it, somehow makes him special.

[ybrtxa No.1431959]

>>1431948
you just hate people who are different, poser
>mfw none of you look as good as me

[Abstinant !r0p4Xf6YqM No.1431982]

what is the /lit/ tinychat?

[Monk_in_Training No.1431993]

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[ybrtxa No.1432000]

>>1431982
/litclub