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What books does your girlfriend read?

>> No.14329036
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yes! here's a candid shot I took of her.

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>>14329036

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>my girlfriend

>> No.14329071 [DELETED] 

>>14329031

my girlfriend has been reading "the man who mistook his wife for a hat" and has been quite depressed recently. I tried buying her some funny poems about cats as I don't read that much but it hasn't seemed to help.

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>>14329031
>having a gf in 2019

>> No.14329089

>>14329043
kek

>> No.14329099

>>14329031
she doesn’t

>> No.14329109

>>14329031
Did she really kill herself

>> No.14329112

Whatever I tell her too since sometimes we read stuff together. Were gonna go through east of eden soon

>> No.14329115

>>14329031
Oh shit
Oh no

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>>14329031
>Because you do have a girlfriend r..right?

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>>14329031

>> No.14329226

>>14329043
what is this from ?

>> No.14329236

>>14329043
This is hilarious.

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>>14329141
>>14329031
>>14329109
I wish I could save her in some sort of time machine

Also I don't have a gf. I want one though

>> No.14329257

>>14329141
an hero ?

>> No.14329263

>>14329141
she was so beautiful bros

>> No.14329269

She tried to read Naked Lunch and didn't get the language and hated the content (a book which I got her). She finished A Clockwork Orange and kinda liked it (I also got this for her). She now reads me Lovecraft stories before bed (I got it for her birthday), we discuss the stories as we lay before sleep.

She isn't too into books but because I am it does rub off on her. She has read a lot of quality Russian stuff so that's our literary bond.

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>>14329269
ANHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHH FUUKCKKKK AHHHHHHHH AKKAKAKKA AHHHHHHHH HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY DONT I HAVE A GF

>> No.14329354

>>14329285
why don't you?

>> No.14329362

>>14329226
The Prestige by Christopher Pries, tou know the movie with magic and dead birds and like stuff with hats? that

>> No.14329364

>>14329269
Cringe

>> No.14329365

>>14329043
I can relate

>> No.14329391

my books + art books. particularly on Viennese and dutch painters.

>> No.14329418

>>14329364
I really like this post. Cringe at the books? Cringe at the relationship (real or fake)? Perhaps our fellow anon lied! Or is it cringe because this man is, from your perspective, a pseud partaking of pseudory with his girlfriend? What, in essence, invoked your cringe? Let us suppose his story is real. What kind of man would cringe at this? Is this here cringing not itself something to be cringed at? I am inclined, and this is only my intuition speaking, to say that your "Cringe" may be just as worthy of cringe as that which you cringe at! Were that which is cringed at crafted specifically for cringe, then you were fooled! Perhaps /lit/ is the fool, and perhaps your cringe, despite this nebulous state of cringe our original anon may or may not have intended, is intended itself to elicit cringe. Cringer, no matter how cringe you may find this response, dare you even reply "Cringe," I am intrigued.

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>>14329031
The Alchemist, unfortunately. At least she reads right?

>> No.14329443 [DELETED] 

>>14329418
he cringes at his own being, because he knows in his heart he envies anon for what he has and what he himself has not

>> No.14329458

I don't have a gf, but I have a girl friend who reads books on epigraphy.

>> No.14329572

>>14329285
Have you actually tried getting one? It's pretty easy, plenty of women are lonely and want companionship, or just a one time fuck to get back at their exboyfriend

>> No.14329578

Historical books about women, almost exclusively

>> No.14329604

>>14329572
Why would anyone just go on the internet and tell lies?

>> No.14329609

>>14329572
how do you get one without using tinder?

>> No.14329656

>>14329604
Yes anon, I agree no one in the world has ever had a girlfriend or had sex.

>>14329609
You just encounter them. You might meet a girl you love spending time with at university, and she might feel the same. If you like spending time together so much then you might even have sex and after this all you have to do is ask them to be your gf. Or you could get shitfaced at a bar every weekend and hope that the girl you're drunkenly talking to is interested so when you ask her to come over she says yes. Bars/clubs are very much designed with picking up girls, all the single men who are there want it. Just remember that you will fail a lot at first, but that's ok because lols you were sooo drunk dude hahaha can't believe you did that

Just remember that as a man you actually need to look, and girls like jobs very often do not just fall on your lap

>> No.14329665

mostly 19th century novels and poetry, she's an english lit major.

>> No.14329668

>>14329604
He’s right you know.

>> No.14329669

>>14329109
>>14329141
It ended up being fake. She still posts pictures

>> No.14329674

>>14329572
Id say it's easy if there is a connection but getting one in the first place can be difficult and require practice

>> No.14329675

Having sex before marriage is a sin, guys, plus sex up front devalues a relationship. Sex rarely comes before a successful relationship.

>> No.14329686

>>14329675
source?

>> No.14329690

>>14329656
I don't drink though

>> No.14329693

>>14329675
It's only a sin because of the risk before birth control was invented. Marriage is long dead. Get with the times
The second part is true, though

>> No.14329694

>>14329686
Common sense.

>> No.14329695

>>14329036
Hey! That's my wife, you perv!

>> No.14329696

>>14329572
My issue is that I fall for girls before I even talk to them, I will just find a girl, fall for her, and then talk only to her, and can't even find other girls attractive at the same time. I'm kind of stuck on one girl now who has friendzoned me.

>> No.14329727

>>14329696
Stop masturbating and hit the gym and women will fall for you

>> No.14329733

>>14329031
Gave my gf 11 22 63 (steven king love story disguised as an action thriller) 2 weeks ago and she just finished it today, the ending made her lovey dovey and she won't get off my dick

>> No.14329758

>>14329690
Stop being a pussy and grow the fuck up anon

>> No.14329787

>>14329727
I don't masturbate and I'm in decent shape. Not every girl will fall for you, and if you only go after like one girl a year, then you won't get lucky very often.

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She loves reading.

>> No.14329915

>>14329727
>if you stop masturbating women will like you!

What a complete farce. You nofap losers are on another planet.

>> No.14329918

>>14329418
Cringe post

>> No.14329951

My ex basically only read articles by Jezebel, Buzzfeed and Vice. This is why she's my ex.
I almost wish I could be an unthinking bug follower so that I wouldn't be so alone but it's better than that "we need to have a talk" bullshit I'd have to put up with every time there was a new article about how bad men are.

>> No.14329967

Lolita unironically

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>>14329031
naked lunch
liber faggot
anti-oedipus

>> No.14330050

>>14329656
>at university
Okay Brit-bong. I got laid more in my two months studying abroad in London than I have in my two years at college in the states. It's different in America.

>> No.14330052

>>14329036

>"What books does your gf read"
>"Yes!"

What did he mean by this?

>> No.14330055

>>14329354
based questioner

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>>14330052

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>>14330052
>>14330091
he means this

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>>14330052
>what books does she read
>lists the name of a book that she reads (pic related)
whats the problem?

>> No.14330309

>>14329031
legit, though, she only read instagram post and news articles. She is studying journalism, which i thought would make her /lit/, but she is normie as fuck with her hobbies. also, she told me that she considers gone with the wind fine literature, which made me die a little in the inside, but i let it pass because she puts up with my cynicism and cares a lot about me.
I was kind of disappointed because she was not /lit/ like i thought at first, but it's okay given that she is a genuine caring person.

>> No.14330374

>>14329099
based

>> No.14330410

She’s a big fan of Tšehov’s and likes Bukowski. It was honestly really lucky of me to find a girl that does and is also as cute as her.

>> No.14330418

>>14329758
only pussies need alcohol to pick up women

>> No.14330443

My Interior Paramour is well-versed in Tantra and Veda, and slso reads a lot of contemporary poetry.

>> No.14330449

>>14329693
birth control fucks with hormones and rots your brain

>> No.14330796

Not many. Usually if I encourage her. We read Helter Skelter with together, and she even got so engrossed she bragged about behind ahead of me. Not literature, but still.

I usually try to start “book club” with her where I read a book and tell her to read along. The Wanting Seed was a fail so far. Next will be Something Wicked This Way Comes. She’ll like it, I think.

>> No.14330922

>>14330410
if you spell chekhov like that again i'll rape your dad

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>>14329432
>The Alchemist

Now that's cringe

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>>14329043
kek

>> No.14330947

>>14329079
>r9k: the pic

>> No.14331514

>>14330449
>gf not on birth control
>actually sane and level headed
>any girl I’ve dated before who regularly took it was an absolute basketcase

I think you might be right anon.

>> No.14331542

>>14329031
I don't like talking about my private life and marriage even to my close friends.

>> No.14332177

>>14329036
That mein kampf lol

>> No.14332186

>>14331542
Well boo hoo you sensitive Sally

>> No.14332218

>>14329031
Lots of YA trash. She's a woman. They aren't intellectually rigorous people.

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Rate my gf's stack

>> No.14332284

Mostly fantasy type stuff for casual reading, from looking at her shelves rn,
Mercedes Lackey valdemar universe,
everything by Juliet Marillier, her favorite author
Scott Westerfeld leviathan trilogy
neal shusterman
tolkien, grr martin, jk rowling, the usual stuff

She's into some lit too, has read all of Jan Austen and her favorite book is Pride and Prejudice, has read the Iliad and Odyssey, some shakespeare, mostly English lit i guess.

>> No.14332465

>>14329572
This. For me it's just flirting with the chick at work until she wants to fuck.

>> No.14332479

>>14332277
I'd shoot at least half a dozen streaks of my fucking hot cum all over that stack if I were in that room

>> No.14332679

>>14329036
where can i get that pillow with thecool symbol on it?

>> No.14332733

>>14332218
sad but true

>> No.14333076

>>14329036
>>14329892
Coomers I want you to understand why we hate you.
We dont hate you because what you post is "NSFW". Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you posted a pussy! This totally shocks my unenlightened puritan mind.
No, we hate you because you are the new furfags. You see, the problem with furfags, wasnt that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.
Coomers are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single board on this site that doesnt regularly have off topic derails about ass or tits. Always with animebikini.jpg and ranting about how hot she is. It doesnt matter how off topic it is, coomers cant help but broadcast the fact that they are coomers.
What does the chest size of some instagram thot have to do with this thread? I mean, really what does it add to the conversation about the randomness? Jack shit. All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM SO HORNY! YOU SHOULD POST PORN!
TL;DR Coomers are just the same as furfags only their "fursecution" is called "SFW".
Prove. Me. Wrong.

>> No.14333103

>>14333076
the girl in first pic is fully clothed, can you seriously not look at a woman reading a book without thinking of sex? YOURE the coomer

>> No.14333182

>>14329675
Based

>> No.14333237

>>14332186
I would rather live a life of social isolation than to ever risk being cucked.

>> No.14333247

>>14329031
come back to me in a week when I have one. Wish me luck anons

>> No.14333256

>>14333076
stop spamming this bullshit. go fuck yourself

>> No.14333282

>>14332679
make your wife knit it, she DOES know how to knit doesn't she?

>> No.14333288

>>14329696
how to have feelings? have never felt any connection for people I even had sex with. When I see them the next time it's like we're strangers again.
>>14329787
>Not every girl will fall for you, and if you only go after like one girl a year, then you won't get lucky very often.
it's a numbers game, and it's exhausting to talk to half a dozen women and set up dates and keep track of banter, internal jokes and sexual availability and tension at them same time. I'm just not cut off for this.

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>>14329609

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girlfriend?

>> No.14333511

>>14329031
apollinaire, grillet, negarastani, aurobindo, plato, bataille, coomaraswamy, shes very well read in the surrealists

currently joyce and a few avant writers. im trying to get her into celan and plotinus, writers that she enjoys but hasnt delved into

>> No.14333513

Theory, philosophy, and anthropology. A lot of Heidegger. Regional histories and their folk ways. I’m getting her more into fiction.

>> No.14333516

>>14333513
she sounds really lovely, anon. perhaps a bit stiff. get some poetry in her soul

>> No.14333562

My gal mostly reads academic work on The Hebrew Bible, as well as The New Testament here and there. Her area is iconography and placing the stories within The Bible in place with history. She also reads a ton of poetry: Christina Rossetti, Emily Dickinson, Simon Armitage, Seamus Heaney, Sylvia Plath, Ted Hughes, Anne Sexton, and tries to find good translations of Greek work (Homer and Sophocles in particular). She's not much into fiction, but when she does it's mostly for escapism. They're usually British Murder Mysteries, like Inspector Morse.

>> No.14334577

My gf just read basic nigger stuff cuz she s a nigger

>> No.14334595

>>14333076
You're right, but: who gives a fuck?

>> No.14334606

>>14333076
>Prove. Me. Wrong.
What is furfag?

Also the girl on the beach is my ex-girlfriend and she has a bookshelf you'll never have.

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>>14329031
My girlfriend only reads books that they read in school.
Yes, my gf is still in school.

>> No.14334614

>>14334577
kek

>> No.14334808

>>14330922
based

>> No.14334858

I have never had one but when i fantasies about it we always recite poetry to one another.

>> No.14334895

>>14329031
This girl I've been talking to from my early modern phil class really likes huxley. She let me borrow her copy of Island, and in the margins are a bunch of really cute notes, like about the myna bird or a feeling she had. I don't think I would gf though.

>> No.14334922

>>14331542
Yeah, I don't either. I have told some of my friends like Jared about my past loves and my life but I do not go into specifics about anything. They do not need to know that.

>> No.14335160

>>14330922
FUCK ANGLOS, I WILL KILL YOUR WHOLE RACE AND STUCK MY BIG COCK DOWN YOUR SISTER’S SEVERED HEAD, AND THEN I’LL LATINISE RUSSIAN WITHOUT IRREGULARITY

>> No.14335199

>>14329656
>You might meet a girl you love spending time with at university... and after this all you have to do is ask them to be your gf
I did this and she said no and I haven't found anyone I want to date since. While >>14329572
>It's pretty easy, plenty of women are lonely and want companionship
is probably right but they hide it well, and it's hard to know whether a girl is genuinely interested or not, all the more so if you're socially retarded. Most of the women I'm attracted to are far out of my league and intimidate me too much to even approach them.
>>14329690
Based

>> No.14335204

>>14329031
Self help. She borrowed hamlet from.me but keep it.near bed without reading it.

>> No.14335373

Harry Potter
Gone Girl
Big Little Lies
Magazines

>> No.14335868

My gf asked for the new prometheus from mary shelley for xmas, is it good or nah?

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>>14329031
Is this that boy from Stranger Things?

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>> No.14336052

>>14329031
She's unironically never read a book outside of when she was in community college. It used to bother me that she doesn't actually engage with the world beyond whatever small talk and television shows she watches, but it doesn't really bother me anymore. She cooks, she knits and does pottery, and she wants to be a mom. She is an incredibly artistic person who is generally capable despite not being the most intelligent or curious in the world.

I'm fine with the fact that she isn't a particularly intellectual person because her instincts are plenty good enough and she is socially awkward and introverted to the point that I don't really worry as much about her being influenced negatively by other people who want her to engage in anti-social thottery.

>> No.14336101

>>14329269
>books for gifts
She will leave you within 3 months

>> No.14336110

>>14336101
Oh silly Anon.
She's not staying with him for three full months. Maybe a week.

>> No.14336187

>>14335204
She's a pseud. Dump her

>> No.14336334

>>14329031

harry potter, and something called....the death cure, whatever that is

>> No.14336759

>>14335978
prack sis

>> No.14336809

>>14329031
Crime and Punishment, Catch-22, Hyperion.
She doesn't read very often but she reads pretty good stuff when she does.

>> No.14336848

Mine used to read HP and Fantasy shite, now she reads Dostoyesky, Irvine Welsh and easy philosophy books.

>> No.14337891

>>14333103
btfo

>> No.14338774

>>14329079
holy shit this was from a thread that I made but that was hijacked by coomers

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>>14331542

>> No.14339196

>>14335978
last out of helicopter

>> No.14339590

>>14329418
cringe

>> No.14339601

>>14329656
what if you dont want to fuck immediately what do you do then

>> No.14339614

>>14331542
ok gr8 thanks for sharing

>> No.14339632

>>14334612
based.

>> No.14339675

>your girlfriend
my what, now?

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>>14333497
yes

>> No.14339762

>>14329432
A woman who reads is a curse. I have had smart girlfriends and dumb girlfriends. I prefer the latter without a question.

>> No.14339775

>>14330410
Bukowski is ultimate cringe.

>> No.14339782

>>14333562
>Letting women read
the absolute cuckholdry

>> No.14339788

>>14335978
>Buys secondary source so she doesn't have to actually read them

>> No.14339799

>>14336052
There is nothing more preposterous than an intellectual woman. I remember when I used to be in college. The girls in the upper level courses that had to let everyone know how smart they were. Insufferable cunts. Absolute cringe. Men who like intelligent or literate women are closet fags the lot of them.

>> No.14339820 [DELETED] 

>>14339799
"i like intelligent women" is code for "i am a submissive ninny who wants someone else to make all the decisions so i won't have to take responsibility for any of them"
they basically want a replacement mother to coddle them

>> No.14340499

>>14339788
The reader is an anthology of Marx’s essays and letters.

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>>14339677
>posts ugly girl
anon...

>> No.14340694

>>14334895
Oxonian?

>> No.14341371

>>14340573
you don't know what you're talking about

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>>14329418

>> No.14342385

>>14339762
Why so? I would like to bear being around my gf and her not instilling dumb shit into our kids

>> No.14342506

>>14341371
no

>> No.14342526

>>14329099
exist

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>>14341371
>posts ginger trap
>clams other people don't know what they're talking about

>> No.14342626

>>14329031
She likes SJW shit. She actually told me that she would prefer is I stopped reading books from "dead white guys."

>> No.14343198

>>14342610
>>14342506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTSECD_3NM0

>> No.14343213

I don't have a girlfriend.
My crush reads classics, poems, introspective and leftist works.

>> No.14343314

>>14343198
cringe

>> No.14343339

ifyou have a gf you need to gb2Reddit

>> No.14343365

>>14329951
lol man that sounds like hell. good riddance. but do you think it would have been possible to stay with her and put her in her place, or do you think she wouldn’t be willing to change for you?

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>>14329031
My gf studies literature (first year) at local uni, and I often see she does her homework well, since I'm older and considerably more well read than she. If her grades drop, I spank her or take some of her priviledges away. And it works well.

>> No.14343936

>>14330091
this is no joke literally me

>> No.14343981

>>14343339
This

>> No.14344660

>>14329226
My diary desu

>> No.14344665

>>14329285
Ascend from wanting a girlfriend to wanting a daughter.

>> No.14344674

>>14343897
I'll take "weird retard's fantasy that never happened" for 500, Alex

>> No.14344675
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>>14329031
My gfs favorite book is the Bell Jar. Should I be worried bros?

>> No.14344684

>>14329031
I’m an incredibly handsome asset manager for a global bank with multiple short story publications who has had zero luck with dating for over a year. Good luck incels, it’s brutal out there even for the BEST (me)

>> No.14344704

>>14344675
No, when a bitch is basic it's cute

>> No.14344709

>>14344684
Feeling the need to come on here and make this post should probably signal to you thaf you're not the best in everything.

>> No.14344766

>>14344675
yep.

>> No.14344845

>>14344674
>He never has had a submissive girl friend
Anon, I...

>> No.14344857

When I was a kid, girls at school used to hug me at random and tell me they loved me. I eventually found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target. One of them also started a rumor I was stalking her because we both walked home and lived on adjacent streets, after which most of my friends stopped associating with me. I've spent around 500 dollars on custom girlfriend audios and started reading/writing romance fiction to simulate the experience

I sort of based it on Frozen, except in this case the Anna is a tsundere and the Kristoff is shy and awkward

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>>14344857
Forgot the pic

>> No.14344875

My girlfriend is filled to the brim with discernible talent and is definitely not a pseudointellectual rhetoritician and has read the complete works of Homer, Pindar, Plato, Aristotle, Sophocles, Euripedes, Hesiod, Aristophones, Herodotus, Sappho, Plutarch, Ovid, Virgil, Lucretius, Arisoto, Horace, St. Augustine, Marcus Aurelius, Rabelais, Dante, Petrarch, Boccaccio, Machiavelli, Luther, Cervantes, Chaucer, the Beowulf poet, Chretien de Troyes, Marie de France, Sterne, Burton, Browne, Wyatt, Sidney, Percy Shelley, Tennyson, Donne, Pope, Dryden, Bacon, Novalis, Schelling, Schlegel, Hegel, Pascal, Lichtenberg, Dickinson, Shakespeare, Ibsen, Dickens, Marlowe, Diderot, Jonson, Goethe, Bunyan, Gibbon, Addison, Smollett, Milton, Johnson, Boswell, Emerson, Quincey, Burke, Spinoza, Leibniz, Hume, Kant, Mary Shelley, Wollstonecraft, Racine, Baudelaire, Valery, Rimbaud, Verlaine, Moliere, Montaigne, Browning, Gray, Holderlin, Schiller, Shaw, Voltaire, Hugo, Balzac, Zola, Colette, Duras, Dumas, Stendhal, Nerval, Flaubert, Mallarme, Malraux, Chateaubriand, Artaud, Poe, Wordsworth, Coleridge, Blake, Byron, Keats, Arnold, Pater, Walter Scott, Swinburne, Rossetti, Carroll, William James, Henry James, Hawthorne, Twain, Melville, Dewey, Bergson, Whitehead, George Eliot, Williams, Frost, Cummings, Crane, Stevens, Whitman, Plath, Trakl, Rilke, Celan, Montale, Neruda, Lorca, Tagore, Manzoni, Peake, Murdoch, Wharton, Wilde, Leopardi, Faulkner, O'Connor, Passos, Nietzsche, Marx, Adorno, Bloch, Lukacs, Bakhtin, Hamsun, Pushkin, Gogol, Tolstoy, Turgenev, Chekhov, Andreyev, Bely, Bulgakov, Gonchorov, Camoes, Pessoa, Queiroz, Saramago, Paz, Borges, Bloy, Pirandello, Huysmans, Lautreamont, Schwob, Casares, Bolano, Cortazar, Lima, Donoso, de Assis, Carpentjier, Celine, Marquez, Unamuno, Gracq, Gide, Jarry, Camus, Conrad, Wells, Hardy, Salinger, Lawrence, Forster, Hrabal, Swift, Bronte, Woolf, Bachelard, Roussel, Beckett, Proust, Nabokov, Joyce, O'Brien, Yeats, Waugh, Heaney, Auden, Hofmannsthal, Mann, Musil, Broch, Zweig, Bachmann, Jelinek, Lessing, Laxness, Simenon,Svevo, Levi, Buzzati, Quasimodo, Llosa, Walser, Kafka, Babel, Schulz, Transtromer, Kertesz, Pavic, Andric, Grossmann,Sillanpää, Linna, Mahfouz, Boll, Grass, Canetti, Pavese, Robbe-Grillet, Blanchot, Perec, Calvino, Bernhard, Gass, Barth, Gaddis, Vollmann, Vidal, Hawkes, DeLillo, Pynchon, McElroy, Soseki, Murasaki, Shonagon, Kawabata, Mishima, Akutagawa, Tanizaki, Dazai, Oe, Xingjian, Yan, Kosztolanyi, Gombrowicz, Ishiguro, Eco, Coetzee, Auerbach, Benjamin, Barthes, Pasternak, Derrida, Deleuze, Bateson, Foucault, Lyotard, Mcluhan, Eichenbaum, Steiner, Munro, Carson, Handke, Theroux, Patrick White, Alfau, Marias, Enard, Claude Simon, Elizabeth Bishop, Markson, Lowry, Bellow, Dara

>> No.14344891

>>14344864
Someone read this and report back on whether it's epic or boring

>> No.14346027

>>14329031
Mine has a Lit degree specialized in Russian.