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Describe this attack move in your best prose.

>> No.14405698

He jumped in the air.

>> No.14405702

>>14405687
No.

>> No.14405749

>>14405687
He Sheeved into the air.

>> No.14405762

>>14405687
It was a good trick.

>> No.14405778
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>>14405687
"not yet."
I smooth the creases in my maroon Versace robe and twist my face into the most horrific scowl I can manage and look at this troupe of dickheads. Taken aback, they feebly ready themselves as I leap at them screaming with my lightsabre extended. I stab the nearest fucking stupid jedi and watch as his flesh burns around the blade. The jump has ruffled my haircut which I take a quick moment to correct before hacking at Kit Fistos stupid octopus face while laughing in a high voice.

>> No.14405795

>>14405687
Chancellor Palpatine revealed his true identity as Dark Lord Sith, Darth Sidious, when he leaped forward, spinning wildly to disorient the skilled jedi warriors gathered there to oppose him.

>> No.14406259

UNLIMITED POWEEEEEER

>> No.14406276

>>14405778
EXTREMELY high quality post anon. Very based.

>> No.14406284

the spinny boi

>> No.14406608
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>>14405687
"NIGGERS could be here," he thought amidst a disturbance in the force.

"You are under arrest, Chancellor," said a nigger Jedi in his nigger voice with his nigger purple lightsaber, as it is in the nigger nature to call attention to their niggerdom. "The senate will decide your fate."

"I am the senate," he resisted, containing in himself the urge to call the Jedi's name, as for all he cared, Master Mace Windu was but 'that one nigger who was a Jedi'.

"Not yet."

"So, it's treason, then."

Light sprung out of his red lightsaber. It was late in the night in Coruscant, yet with the Force, it was never too late to beat a nigger.

>> No.14406626

>>14406608
So he sensed a disturbance in the force that was in fact a nigger? Awesome

>> No.14406646

>>14406626
In the novelizations of Star Wars, it is explained that Sith Inquisitors can train themselves to become sensitive enough in the force that they can detect when certain phenomenons happen around them. Using the Force as a means to detect that a nigger is nearby is therefore a valid (and even trivial) use of the force.

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>>14406608
nice

>> No.14407251

>>14405778
I feel like I am there.

>> No.14407259

>>14406608
Creative use of the n word.

>> No.14407267

>>14406646
Sort of like a personal nigger detector of some kind? Hokey space magic. Does it match a nigger at your side, kid?

>> No.14407293

vvvvvvv vvvv vvvvvv vvvvv wwwwwvwvwvwvwvwvwvwvwv KSSSSSSSSSHHHH KSSSSSH KYYYYUUUOUUUP

>> No.14407299

>>14407293
i sniggered

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>>14405687
Cyclonapedic
Darkside dervish
XR Kountach

>> No.14408058

>>14405687
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Whirlwind_Attack

>> No.14408091

>>14405687
"Well ya see son the fact of the matter is I don't just participate in the Senate, I am the DAMN SENATE!" he exclaimed as he did his anti draw flippy shit in front of a tarped off audience of 5.

>> No.14408209

Emperor Palestine lit his saber and leapt into the air, performing a flawless full body twirling maneuver and shrieking like a fucking tranny lunatic as the Jedi who stood before him shit themselves and took the moment to mentally prepare for the imminent violent ass raping they were about to experience.