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>> No.14561124

"The Jews are behind everything." Posted the genius.
"The Zionist machine manipulates you at every moment." He continued, dropping redpills throughout the thread like Israeli missiles on the West Bank. This continued for about an hour undisturbed.

Meanwhile, the volunteer moderator had just polished off his eighteenth Hot Pocket of the day and was ready to resume his duties - deleting the nasty, unwelcome threads on 4chan. He took pride in his job, it delivered the sense of responsibility he craved.

The moderator scrolled through the board. All was well, no enjoyment or fun to be seen from any of the users.

But then he spotted it. An aboherrent stream of posts that violated just about every rule under the sun. Off-topic? Check. Hateful? Check. No tripcode? Check.
This was too much to bear for the moderator and in a fit of rage he violently sharted gallons of diarrhea into his pants before finally succumbing to his clogged arteries.

The end.

>> No.14561367

F O R
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>> No.14561379

>>14561037
No.

>> No.14561511

>>14561037
Only if you pay me for it, I won't do it for free. After all, why would anyone do work for free?

>> No.14561537 [DELETED] 

>>14561037
unrelated to op

He does for free because the power he has over thousands turn him on.

>> No.14561562

>>14561037
The silly canine peered at me above his spectacles, standing proudly in his retarded outfit
I instantly recognized that look, and apologized for my characterization of his (still admittedly retarded) “outfit”
“Yes dog” I say to him, nodding.
“You’re definitely not alone in hating niggers, my dawg”
“Woof woof” he wagged his tail.

>> No.14562379

>>14561037
>Yes, I do it for free, how could you tell?

>> No.14562404

>>14561037
For sale, pay check, never deposited.

>> No.14562640

Janny, jive of my jukebox, jazz of my jizz. My superior, my servant. Ja-nny: an affricate with an aperture of 'a', next a nasal noise of 'e'. Jah. Knee. He was Faggot, just Faggot, when deleting the based shitposts and cunny threads. He was Cuck, doing it for free. He was Cringe and bluepilled. He was Anon secretly posting on the forums. But in my heart he is always Janny.

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