The Talmud

[Anonymous No.14672879]

Can I get a synopsis on the Talmud?

[Anonymous No.14672886]

>>14672879
>The Bibble said we can't do this thing
>OK so how can we find a loophole

10,000 pages

[Anonymous No.14672887]

goyim bad

[Anonymous No.14672909]

>Jesus calls out the Pharisees for making their own rules
>They make a huge ass book of their own rules

[Anonymous No.14672938]

Jew's essentially believe that their race is the only real "human" race, and that everyone else is an emanation of their collective psyche

[Anonymous No.14672944]

Goyim are cattle, Jesus burns in hell.

[Anonymous No.14672978]

Stuff like this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesirah
And rules for these:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanhedrin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qahal
But remember, there is totally nothing that looks like secretive jewish shadow governments. That's a conspiracy theory WINK WINK

[Anonymous No.14673005]

>>14672886
Basically this. It's Rabbinical legalism and recursive commentary. Some of it is juicy, like the punishment for apostasy (hence why Yeshua Bar Yosef is boiling in feces) but there's also stuff like "if a man makes a dildo for his wife, based off of a cast of his penis, and she injures herself with the dildo, is he legally responsible?" and "how big of a pond can a Jew have in his garden?".

[Anonymous No.14673032]

>>14672938
Source?

[Anonymous No.14673090]

>>14673032
The Talmud

[Anonymous No.14673099]

>>14673032
>Source?

schizophrenic rambling of an arab/maxrist

[Anonymous No.14673139]

>>14673032

[Anonymous No.14673209]

>>14672879
>God says it's wrong to rape.
>so let's bend the meaning of words so that it's okay to rape goyim, since goyim aren't technically "human", and it's okay to rape 3 year olds, even your own kids, because they're not gonna remember anyways.
and talmudic jews wonder why they're ALL in therapy

[Curious No.14673332]

>>14673005
this actually sounds amazing
to be fair, I'm a jew who loved constitutional law for the stories and how they get codified into law, so beh

[Anonymous No.14673337]

>>14672879
OY VEY!
THE GOYIM KNOW!
SHUT IT DOWN!

[Anonymous No.14673751]

>>14673332
Maybe you should look into getting in touch with your roots (serious).

[Anonymous No.14673757]

>>14673139
Racism isn't confined to one race. Jews and Goyim have been at each others' throats since before the Roman Empire, so it is not surprising to read things like this.

[Anonymous No.14673762]

>>14672978
Is the Sanhedrin supposed to be a shadow organisation now? What's next, the Roman senate secretly runs the CIA? (fuck that actually sounds like an awesome premise)

[Anonymous No.14674124]

Jews lawyering their way around morality

[Anonymous No.14674162]

>>14673139
Why post fake quotes and quotes from sources that are sceptical and sketchy? It's not good to take things out if context
You are better than this bro

[Anonymous No.14674325]

>>14673139
1. This phrase doesn't exist in Sanhedrin 59a
2. This phrase doesn't exist in Avodah Zarah 26b
3. Mostly correct, but the image confuses the Torah (Law) with the Talmud. A more accurate translation is:
"A gentile who engages in Torah study is liable to receive the death penalty" or "A heathen who studies the Torah deserves death". However, this is the opinion of one rabbi, the tractate goes on to state the views of other rabbis who disagree
4. There is no Talmud tractate called "Libbre David"
5. There is no Talmud tractate called "Libbre David"
6. This phrase doesn't exist in Yevamot 11b
7. "Shabout Hag." seems to be a poor transliteration of Shevuot, but "6d" is an impossible citation as there are only #a and #b pages in Talmud tractates
8. There is no Talmud tractate called "Hilkkoth Axum"
9. There is no Talmud tractate called "Hilkkoth Axum"
10. There is no Talmud tractate called "Choschen Hamm"
11. There is no Talmud tractate called "Choschen Hamm"
12. There is no Talmud tractate called "Szaaloth-Utszabot"
13. There is no Talmud tractate called "Baba Necia"
14. There is no Talmud tractate called "Simeon Haddarsen"
15. There is no Talmud tractate called "Nidrasch Talpioth"
16. Partly correct, but a poor translation. A more accurate translation is: "Therefore, with regard to a female gentile child who is three years and one day old, since she is fit to engage in intercourse at that age, she also imparts impurity as one who experienced ziva." or "It is therefore to be concluded that a heathen girl [communicates defilement] from the age of three years and one day, for inasmuch as she is then capable of the sexual act she likewise defiles by a flux." As you can see from the above, the quote is about ritual impurity of children above a certain age, not condoning rape of children (although the claim a three year old is sexually capable is still very questionable!)
17. There is no Talmud tractate called "Gad. Shas."
18. B,5 is an impossible citation. Assuming it means 5b, that phrase doesn't exist in Avodah Zarah 5b.
19. There is no Talmud tractate called "Choszen Miszpat"
20. There is no Talmud tractate called "Choszen Miszpat"

[Anonymous No.14674329]

>>14672879
We chosenites good - goyim bad

[Anonymous No.14674555]

>>14673337

[Anonymous No.14675349]

>>14674325
Good work Rabbi. None of the filthy goys can even read Hebrew and even if they could, the first thing we did when the internet took off was scrub all Talmudic references.

What kind of master race would we be if we forgot that.

We're having real problems explaining this guy though. Can we claim Sephardics don't follow the Talmud? And that Israelis's didn't know their favourite Rabbi was a racial supremacist to an unfathomable scale and yet ten times more popular than Lady Diana in Israel.

[Anonymous No.14676190]

>>14673209
>because they're not gonna remember anyways.
Based

[Anonymous No.14676800]

>>14673332
You might like the Talmud then. It gets insanely pedantic though.

[Anonymous No.14676820]

>>14674162
>>14674325

[Anonymous No.14676941]

>>14675349
Retarded boomer jew doesn't account for all Jews. Although to be fair, in Christianity, non believers are all condemned no matter what. Jews at least have Noah's laws which means even non Jews can be righteous.
>>14676820
Nah just a Catholic searching for truth

[Anonymous No.14677011]

>>14675349
The Talmud is written in Aramaic and there are multiple translations available. And I can see you've provided no evidence of those fake quotes being genuine. Could it be than an unsourced anonymous jpg is wrong?

[Anonymous No.14677247]

>>14672909
This. Contemporary Rabbinic Judaism is a joke and I cannot think of a more forcefully invented identity than the modern Jew.

[Anonymous No.14677253]

You don't need to sift through tens of thousands of pages of intentionally obtuse foreign discourse if you want to know what kind of document the Talmud is, just spend some time around the Haredim.

[Anonymous No.14677267]

>>14672879

boiling semen in hell for goys yet somehow also golden rule (a kike trick)

[Anonymous No.14677271]

>>14673332
>I'm a jew

[Anonymous No.14677362]

>>14677247
How so? Jews have been persecuted for 3000 years and they just try to keep their laws.

[Anonymous No.14677381]

>>14672886
This

[Anonymous No.14677406]

>>14673139
Holy based. How do I convert to this religion?

[Anonymous No.14677415]

>>14672879
Bunch of rabbis pulling stories out of their asses and claming they are true.

[Anonymous No.14677626]

>>14672886
This

>>14674162
>Why post fake quotes and quotes from sources that are sceptical and sketchy?

I recall an old Jewish proverb, it goes something like, "Blessed is he who says a true thing in the name of he who should have said it"

[Anonymous No.14677639]

>>14675349
Are you saying that its impossible to translate hebrew and that there is some magic filter on the internet (and darknet) that prevent certain pages of the talmud being uploaded?

[Anonymous No.14677878]

>>14677011
>>14677639

Perhaps, though the JIDF are known to take accurate memes, change them and circulate a 'wrong' version they can refute. Many of us have seen these pop up in real time.

However I note neither of you address the issue of Israel revering a racial supremacist of such vehemence that, if practised by any other nation, would lead to the UN bombing that country.

Pilpul was far more useful before the goyim found out about it, don't you agree?

[Anonymous No.14677902]

>>14677639
The Holy Language was created in such a manner so as to be unintelligible to the goyim in its entirety. Jews use this when necessary, so a Jew could be discussing the soulless nature of the goyim and a goy who "learned" Hebrew wouldn't even suspect what was being talked about; even if he lived in Israel for the entirety of his life and Hebrew was the only language he spoke.

[Anonymous No.14677904]

>>14677639
Are you saying that a cult which has been expelled from 109 countries or states, on more than 350 occasions for poisoning wells, sacrificing children, opening the gates to enemies and all manner of other evilness wouldn't have a way to mask their ethos from the goyim?

Of course not. All suggestion that Jews are anything other than benevolent leaders of humanity are evil and must be punished with special laws put in place by Jewish lobbying.

[Anonymous No.14677919]

>>14675349
> The six million Holocaust victims were reincarnations of the souls of sinners, people who transgressed and did all sorts of things which should not be done. They had been reincarnated in order to atone.

Shit, that guy's pretty based.

[Anonymous No.14677922]

>>14677878
Yes anon, it's the JIDF. It surely isn't /pol/ being a bunch of giant flaming faggots worse than their boogeyman and lying out of their ass.

[Anonymous No.14677931]

>>14677922
Quote's real:

https://www.timesofisrael.com/5-of-ovadia-yosefs-most-controversial-quotations/

[Anonymous No.14677943]

>>14677922
>worse than their boogeyman
how are they worse? /pol/ didn't infiltrate the foreign policy apparatus of america and take it to war sacking several countries for their ethnostate over the last 20+ years.

[Anonymous No.14677946]

Ah, /pol/ is here to improve the quality of discussion as usual. What a rich culture. There really is no need to read at all when your culture is that rich. Besides, everything that might disprove one's initial conviction is a fabrication regardless.

[Anonymous No.14677955]

>>14677878
Anons are known to create fake images and spam them simply for purposes of shitposting.
Threads hit bump limits on pol discussing fake twitter screencaps of jewish politicians/lawyers/producers etc all the time and everyone in the thread ignores the posts pointing out its fake. People want to argue over hypothetical nothings and its because identity politics or whatever you want to call it is a mental parasite.

I agree the double standards among the western powers regarding Israel is a joke.
But would the UN really bomb New Zealand if they adopted the same policies? Dont be silly.

>>14677904
Not going to argue in support of zionist cults, dont try put that shit on me and dont deflect from the ridiculous implications made in >>14675349

[Anonymous No.14677966]

>>14672978
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesirah
what a shocking article
can't believe wikipedia allows this one up

[Anonymous No.14677975]

By the way,
>it was a fake image created by jews for some 4d chess psyop
>all connections in the world are run through a single point that is meticulously scanned for any authentic talmudic materials and anyone who can translate hebrew is kept under watch 24/7 by jewish gangstalkers
Is not an excuse for fabricating outright lies with the intention of inciting mindless hatred.

[Anonymous No.14678016]

>>14677975
>>all connections in the world are run through a single point that is meticulously scanned for any authentic talmudic materials and anyone who can translate hebrew is kept under watch 24/7 by jewish gangstalkers
Holy based... Truly the chosen people.
Jews if you are reading this I recognize you as a Light onto the nations!

[Anonymous No.14678061]

>>14677931
I was talking about the first part of your post, anon.

>>14677943
>believing America doesn't also uses the jews as their arabs mercenary for oil money and keeping the region weak
It goes both way you dumbo.

[Anonymous No.14678084]

>>14672886
Isn't it also
>the bible said we can't do this one extremely specific thing
>so now we can't do these incredibly broad things

The most obvious example I can think of is "don't eat a calf cooked in its mother's milk"* getting turned into "you can't mix meat and dairy". Huh?

*Side note: Who would do that? Is there some metaphor here I'm not picking up on?

[Anonymous No.14678088]

>>14673005
... How big of a pond can he have?

[Anonymous No.14678094]

>>14673332
Being a Jew is fine. Being a namefag is repulsive.
With that said, gib constitution stories, or precent forming cases generally

[Anonymous No.14678098]

>>14675349
Tbh that is undeniably based
Jews are like poisonous snakes or journalists
They're not so bad once you know what to expect

[Anonymous No.14678102]

>>14677922
Why would it suit /pol/ to make up edgy Talmud quotes when there are plenty of real edgy Talmud quotes? I lean towards the fake list being concocted by trolls or by people who want to discredit the claims of people bringing to light unflattering things about Jewry and about Rabbis in particular.

[Anonymous No.14678108]

>>14678084
>Is there some metaphor here I'm not picking up on?
Idk... Might have something to do with meat and dairy products...

[Anonymous No.14678176]

>>14672879
Its called the midrash. Seriously its all on sefaria. Check it out. Cool site.

[Anonymous No.14678204]

>>14678061
If it goes both ways, why does the last 20+ years map onto both the Yinon plan and the Neocon's "A Clean Break" paper and not say the various Pentagon or State Dept war and diplomatic plans (e.g. Barnett's plan) for stability in the region? If, as you say, the Americans uses Israel, then one might think they'd go with their inhouse experts, and not a group driven by Zionist interests.

If America is the one using the Israelis, then one might assume that they have them under control or are on a friendly "greatest ally" basis as the mainstream story goes. If so, why are so many agents of Israel caught stealing information from America and giving intel to Israel? E.g. Perle, Sonnenfeldt, Pollard, Franklin, Amit, Kadish, etc. On top of this, why are some of these treated so leniently by the American government? If so, what's up with all those dancing israelis on 9/11 that were "documenting the event" and were let go even though they clearly had tactical intel on when/where an attack was happening? If so, what's up with all those israeli art students trying to infiltrate american bases in the leaked DEA intelligence report before 9/11? If so, what's up with our greatest ally attacking and continually strafing the USS Liberty?

If there is some sort of near symmetric relationship (goes both ways), then where is the equivalent of AIPAC, ZOA, ADL, and the rest of the less overt ethno front orgs like neocon affiliates AEI, PNAC, and the Hudson Institute on Israeli soil? Surely, as you say, if America is pulling the strings, they'd have something that looks like an equivalent propaganda, public diplomacy, or PR system in place?

If America and Israel's interests align naturally without coercion, why did Epstein -- who has a connection to Mossad via his girlfriend and other Jewish elites with the guy that financed him -- need to have possibly blackmailed two separate presidents and countless other non-jewish members of the american elite?

[Anonymous No.14678227]

>>14678204
>implying the American feds and politicians didn't want 9/11 to happen
Shabboz goyim, but also sontag juden

[Anonymous No.14678243]

>>14677922

This quote/meme gets scrubbed from the internet with almost supernatural thoroughness. It's amazing how that happens isn't it?

[Anonymous No.14678248]

>>14677955
Are you subtly implying Twitter isn't full of blue checkmarks actively 'hating white people' every day.

And what did the West do to South Africa and Rhodesia? Destroyed them. Driven by whom I wonder?

Nationalism for me and not for thee filthy goyim

Check this please >>14678243

[Anonymous No.14678249]

>>14674325
Prove it.

[Anonymous No.14678259]

>>14678204
Hillary's grandchildren. Biden's grandchildren. Trump's grandchildren.

The US elite increasingly have on thing in common. Small hats and no foreskin. Stop deluding yourself that any other ethnic group has power in the West.

And Epstein was blackmailing elites FOR World Jewry. And no one believes you didn't know that you Pilpul spouting liar.

[Simon Magus !!B6w9tJAyfF8 No.14678269]

>>14677362
Laws they invented rather than God's laws.

Also a bunch of their laws permit them to kill or act dishonestly with gentiles because they're considered subhuman in the talmudic law

[Anonymous No.14678329]

>>14678269
Noahide laws now form the basis for US law. Breaking these results in decapitation. However Jews don't have to follow them, only Goys.

Oh and decapitation for a Goy means losing your head. For a Jew it means removing your hat.

[Anonymous No.14678499]

>>14678102
>why would antisemites lies about jews

Geez I don't know.

>>14678243

>If America is the one using the Israelis, then one might assume that they have them under control or are on a friendly "greatest ally" basis as the mainstream story goes. If so, why are so many agents of Israel caught stealing information from America and giving intel to Israel?

Are you saying America doesn't do this to its allies? They backed criminal organizations in my coubtries so that they'll repress comies organisation and yet France and America were supposed to be friend. America is certainly fucking some shits up in Israel for its own benefit. But we turn a blind eye to this kind of bullshit because remaining ally is better.


>muh 9/11
It was the fault of America's pathetic state security

[Anonymous No.14678525]

Fucked up the link

>>14678499
>>14678204

>>14678243
>out of context quote
I'll bet you 500€ tgere is something deceiving about this picture.

[Anonymous No.14678618]

>>14678499
Why are you ignoring the clear accusation that the US elite is now basically Jewish?

The West is run by a racial mafia trying to cement it's victory by removing all other races through multiculturalism.

[Anonymous No.14678620]

[Anonymous No.14678633]

>>14678499
> 9/11 pathetic state security

Dancing Israelis? Care to comment on what they were doing there? Or why they were celebrating? Or why Or why they were quietly shipped home rather than tried and executed?

[Anonymous No.14678650]

>>14678618
The PR of China's internal documents dealing with the USA are clear about Jewish control of that country and its foreign policy...once in a while someone notices and there is a tempest in a teacup as AIPAC and Israel complain about it, then it is shot down the memory hole...

[Anonymous No.14678659]

>>14678633
We are not supposed to remember that! Bad goy!

[Anonymous No.14678726]

>>14678618
>is now jewish
>now

If anything it is becoming increasingly indians. I'm pretty sure Krauts are overepresented too. Hell Trump is one. And even then some groups are clearly always overepresented in the circle of power. In france most of our political leader went to the same fucking school.

>racial mafia trying to cemebt it's victory by removing all otger races through multiculturalism

That's some projection.

>>14678633
>dancing israelis
After a quick search it looks like it's litteraly nothing but an incident overblown by lying antisemites (what a surprise)