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>mom found the rape limericks

>> No.15028892

I'm intrigued. Post a few.

I met a young girl named Rosemary
She said that I seemed kind of scary
I slipped her a roofie
She began to act goofy
Boy it felt good to pop her cherry

>> No.15028935

>>15028892
A lady pinned down on the ground
I told her to not make a sound
I pulled up her frock
And there was a cock
But still I continued to pound

>> No.15028938

I met a weird guy last night.
Outside the bar we got in a fight.
I pinned him down on the grass,
forced my cock in his ass,
while he screamed and cried from the fright.

>> No.15029003

>>15028841
This shows the inferiority of shame based cultures and the protestant upbringing.

You should feel guilty even if she didn't find them and it should gnaw at you. If it only troubles you after the fact, well, it's proof you were a bad apple from the get go and that your relationships with people are superficial and only based on wanting them to like you.

I think there is an Aristotelian middle. Too much guilt, you start to feel guilty about things you didn't even do.

>> No.15029062

>>15028938
based gay rape limericist

>> No.15029066

>>15029003
an anon made me feel sad.
he said the rape poems were bad.
I shoved my dick in his face,
jizzed all over the place,
and my inner coomer was glad.

>> No.15029225

A fair lady's arms I did seize
Whose breasts I much lusted to squeeze
When I caressed her thigh
She let slip a small cry
I thought to myself "What a tease!"

>> No.15029381

>>15029066
Based!

>> No.15029691

Im tired of this lockdown, Alas,
There are no more women to harass,
As my lust is increasing,
I find my self thinking,
My poor roommate, he looks like a lass!

I watch as he climbs out of the shower,
He frowns as I hand him a flower,
I look at him and laugh,
And compliment his ass,
He runs to his room all a-glower.

My roommate is starting to glean,
My intentions are not what the seem,
But he does not confront,
And put a stop to the hunt,
After all, he is only eighteen.

My roommate went red as a beet,
When he read my misplaced receipt,
You see I had ordered,
Something quite sordid,
A ball gag! He was very displeased.

My roommate is beginning to understand,
That very soon he will be unmanned,
He sighs and he weeps,
He tries not to sleep,
Tonight! I will execute my plan ...

>> No.15029716

>mom discriminated the fetishistic chronicles

>> No.15029720

Based and fagpilled

>> No.15029721

>>15028935
>>15028938
haha

>> No.15029763

>>15029003
I think you're a little bitch who couldn't rape a child

>> No.15030906

My son was cooming
Cooming to rape poetry
So I gave him a pegging
Now he's a tranny

>> No.15030941

>>15028938
Meters all wrong

>> No.15030954

>>15029003
Is it wrong to worry that another person perceives something as bad and feel sorry for that when you can still do w/e the thing is because you don't perceive it in the same light?

>> No.15031280

>>15030954
no

>> No.15031365

>>15029003
highly based
unfortunately in a secular society this is the average mindset.
You'll struggle to convince the average "person" that something is wrong unless there is some shame-based negative outcome to doing it

>> No.15031382

I groped a whore on her titty
I rubbed my dick on her clitty
Force-fed her my cock
Her tears I did mock
I love terrorising my city

>> No.15031393

I spotted a whore who was crying
Fucked her so well she was dying
She cried out in pain
so I fucked her again
She was a man but I though she was lying

>> No.15031415

A woman's ass bleeds when you fuck it
When she tries hitting back, you duck it
I see tears in her eyes
while she stifles her cries
Force-feed her my cock and say "suck it"

>> No.15031423

I was sleeping soundly last night
when my stepfather turned on the light
I struggled and screamed
but my asshole he reamed
while he moaned "your boipussy's so tight"

>> No.15031438

That whore was naughtily crass
Smashed her head right into the glass
When it started to bleed
I said "here's what you need"
and shoved it right into her ass

>> No.15031445

>>15031423
Walked into my young stepson's room
A hot boy I wanted to groom
But it was taking too long
So I flopped out my schlong
And into his ass I did coom

>> No.15031448

Reminder it is holy week and to avoid the occasions of sin. That means not even reading these vile writings. Leave this thread and pray.

>> No.15031467

>>15031448
There is a Jew faggot called Jesus
Who fucks other men as he pleases
When he goes into mass
he eats the priest's ass
Oh, and he cums when he sneezes

>> No.15031474

>>15031448
Fun is not sin.
>>15031467
This is.

>> No.15031493

>>15031474
My priest liked to say "this is sin"
Just before he slithered it in
I said "what are you doing?"
"Just let me do the screwing"
Because his dick was disgustingly thin

>> No.15031496

I fugged that nigga bitch in her ass
Then cut off her head with a glass
I ate up her brains
And burnt the remains
Then filled a church with mustard gas

>> No.15031538 [DELETED] 

>>15031496
Smashed a whore's head with a hammer
She went retarded and started to stammer
Shut her up with knife
that ended her life
Then fucked her corpse in a quite timely manner

>> No.15031546

>>15031496
Smashed a whore's head with a hammer
She went retarded and started to stammer
Shut her up with a knife
that ended her life
Fucked her corpse in a quite timely manner

>> No.15031548

I go by the name of OP
My boyfriend likes to fuck me
He came in my face
I said "Haha based"
And that's when he started to pee

>> No.15031559

>>15031548
My name is Original Poster
I'm really not much of a boaster
But I truly must say
I take ten cocks a day
My ass is a fag's roller-coaster

>> No.15031623

>>15031559
This morning I met an odd goy
OP was the name of this boy
He dressed like a lady
I thought it quite shady
But it was all that still brought him joy

>> No.15031647

>>15031623
You could say that OP is my name
Fucking young men is my game
I go in the ass
of trannies who pass
For fucking boipussy's my aim

>> No.15031671

>>15031647
I must say I feel terribly cursed
For I have this insatiable thirst
I want BBC
To penetrate me
And that's why I posted here first

>> No.15031689

>>15031671
I'm always the first to post
For it's cock I love the most
While I give head
I think of a thread
Gay orgies I love to host

>> No.15031698

>>15030941
I don't think a single one has been posted that adheres to meter. Even the lowest of midwits knows how to compose a limerick.

>> No.15031706

>>15031698
>t. can't read them properly
almost all of them do

>> No.15031739

>>15031706
I can find maybe half a dozen that have a case for propriety, most of them dubious.
>>15031671
>>15031647
>>15031559
>>15031467
>>15031415
>>15028935
Everything else is clearly wrong

>> No.15031777

>>15031689
I wanted to make a thread
To expell all the thoughts in my head
Of lust for gay men
Mishima amen
But I just went to /hm/ instead

>> No.15031780

Rape rape rape
Rape rapedy rapedy rape
Rape rape rape rape
Rape rape rape rape
Rape rapedy rapedy rape!

>> No.15031785

>>15031739
Following up, the only limerick itt with impeccable meter is >>15031559

>> No.15031853

Some faggot's complaining about meter
You're an onion milk consumer
No one asked for your opinion
My hammer your head bludgeon
Wibbly wobbly bobbly booger

>> No.15031874

>>15031853
The metering here is all wrong
Why don't you come suck on my schlong
It's tiny and cute
You can then fuck my schute
And I'll get back to calling you a mong

>> No.15031876

>>15031739
>>15031785
Well every one you linked besides :
>>15031671
>>15028935
are mine anyway

>> No.15031896

>>15031467
cringe and reddit

>> No.15031924

>>15031896
I worship a kike on a stick
How I'd love to suck his dick
Got nailed to a cross
So I call him my boss
Even his ass I would lick

>> No.15031927

>>15031924
reddit.com material

>> No.15031957

>>15031874
I thrust my boner up your ass
And cry out in pleasure as my cum pass
From my penis
Into your anus
Now stop being a faggot jackass

>> No.15032020

There once was a lass named Sue
Whom I didn't bother to woo
Her mum ran in,
Said I'd committed a sin,
So then I molested her too.There once was a lass named Sue
Whom I didn't bother to woo
Her mum ran in,
Said I'd committed a sin,
So then I molested her too.

>> No.15032026

>>15032020
please excuse the double paste. I am not a clever man.

>> No.15032043

There once was a man named Mike
He tried something he didn’t like
He took a trip
He had a good sip
And then he FUCKED TEN MILLION NIGGERS UP THE ASS

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15033030

Fuck meter bros

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>>15028841
>third cousin found the fisting epigrams

>> No.15033992

And she walked down the street in front of me
like a tropical drink sliding away down a pool bar
or a flamingo skirting water as I gawked at this skirted daughter minding her day
top and bra line in sync as her bust bounced
above the crowd capped with a cotton candy crown
that i followed at pace towards space for a third time

>> No.15034387

>>15028841
A retard who worked as a Jannie
Was prob'ly an East Pakistani
said "I do it for free
'cause I don't want money
Just hope a girl shows me her pussy"

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15034888

>>15029066
Kek