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>reading Exodus
>Israelites enslaved in Egypt
>God repeatedly sends plagues on Egypt and spares the Israelites
>God parts the Red Sea so the Israelites can leave
>God uses the sea to destroy their pursuers
>3 days later
>AHHHHHHHHH MOSES YOU DICKHEAD WE'RE THIRSTY!!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST LEFT US IN SLAVERY IN EGYPT, THEY HAD MEAT AND EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!
why are they so ungrateful?

>> No.15098268
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>>15098257
Jews gotta Jew

>> No.15098278

>>15098257
Because they’re Jews

>> No.15098338

>>15098268
>>15098278
Being a certain ethnicity doesnt just make you act a certain way

>> No.15099381

>>15098338
being a certain ethnicity makes you very likely to grow up with that ethnicity's culture, shaping you through your youth, which in turn 100% makes you act a certain way.

>> No.15099523

>>15098257
How often have you been angry at your food and your microwave when the center was too cold and the outside was too hot? Man is an insolent child.

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>>15098257
>Prince Thutmose served as a priest of Ptah in ancient Memphis.[1] His full royal titles are given in the sarcophagus of his pet cat: "Crown Prince, Overseer of the Priests of Upper and Lower Egypt, High Priest of Ptah in Memphis and Sm-priest (of Ptah)
>the eldest son of Pharaoh Amenhotep III and Queen Tiye, who lived during the Eighteenth dynasty of Egypt. His apparent death led to the reign of Akhenaten, his younger brother—as the successor to the Egyptian throne—and the intrigues of the century leading up to Ramesses II, the start and ultimately the failure of Atenism, the Amarna letters, and the changing roles of the kingdom's powers.
>Prince Thutmose disappears from the public records and appears to have died some time during the third decade of Amenhotep III's kingship, fairly late.[6] In his place, his younger brother Amenhotep IV, better known as Akhenaten, succeeded to the throne
Upper Egyptian restoration plan predicated on securing buffer states from Sinai to the Levant; recalcitrant 'slaves' (Sinai/Set/Hyksos cultist mercenaries whinging out of contract) not with the program. Dream dies with Akhenaten/Tutenkamen at the latest.

>>15098338
Youths are impressionable, half of why Moses mosies around the desert for the span of ~3-4 generations to produce an army (and religious following)

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>> No.15102378

Didn't they have to spend 40 years in a desert. Why not just go to Jerusalem right away

>> No.15102389

>>15102378
Because God is really petty and kept leading their on circles. He was pissed due to the situation OP described and made so that the jews could only reach the promised land after an entire generation died out

>> No.15102417

>>15102378
It literally says why in the book, so the old faggots who doubted God would die off never having seen the promised land. Thus, Isreal would be founded by the faithful.

>> No.15102433

>>15102417
> Isreal would be founded by the faithful
lmao, if only God knew how that would turn out

>> No.15102447

>>15098338
Waiting for some idiot to take this incredibly weak bait

>> No.15102518

>>15102389
>>15102417
Man that's cruel

>> No.15102554

>>15098278
Israel was 12 tribes
Judah is the tribe that was kicked out

>> No.15102575

>>15102378
Ironically that was what God wanted them to do but the Israelites chickened out when they saw the Canaanites there. The rest is as follows>>15102417 excluding Joshua and Caleb who didn’t doubt but got ignored by the rest.