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>in this cup is my blood. drink it, for this is The New Testament: King James Version
really?

>> No.15283236
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>and every time i look at the rainbow i will remember that this truly was The Old Testament™
what the fuck?

>> No.15283237

>>15283181
kek'd hard

>> No.15283239

>the old man was dreaming about Fundamentals of Quantum Physics: Textbook for Students of Science and Engineering
i thought the ending was a little on the nose

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>if your wife is short, bend down and whisper to her that yep, you’re thinking this is bava metzia, the second tractate of the talmud’s seder nezikin, thanks for reading and don’t forget to like and subscribe
bros what does this mean?

>> No.15283315

>It do be like dat invisible man, it do be like dat

So this is the best afromericans can muster?

>> No.15283336

>>15283181
you jest but that's actually not far from how it happens in the book

>"And he took the cup, and gave thanks, and gave it to them, saying, Drink ye all of it; For this is my blood of the new testament, which is shed for many for the remission of sins."