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What books will help me get a gf like this?

>> No.15296344

Based Deleuze by Justin Murphy

>> No.15296345

fuck off, coomer.

>> No.15296350

>>15296338
Btw I'm a 5'8 mestizo mexican thats overweight

>> No.15296468

>>15296338
https://www.amazon.com/Fleshlight-Girls-Treat-Realistic-Masturbator/dp/B07FB2222R

>> No.15296490
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Dictionary of Received Ideas

>> No.15296518

that's one based woman! we need more people like her in the states

>> No.15296520

>>15296518
no we don't

>> No.15296540

>>15296338
What's wrong with you?

>> No.15296544

>>15296345
/thread.

http://www.jmjsite.com/media/hunolt_ss_vol1/20sun_pent_vol_I.mp3

>> No.15296555

>>15296338
What's the backstory of this image? Why is she wearing it? Am I just retarded, and the swastika is shopped on?

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>>15296338
>She started her career in modeling, but found the stress and unpleasant people she encountered in that field off-putting. Next, Elsa worked as a stripper in Washington D.C. for a spell, but soon discovered that she longed for even more self-expression. So this lady renegade took it one step further and began working in the porn industry. Once she turned 18, Elsa, who borrowed her name from the Disney Frozen character, committed herself fully to adult entertainment field.

>> No.15296584

>>15296555
Women like criminals.
That’s why all prisoners aren’t virgin and most women voted for hitler

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>>15296555
shooped

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>>15296584
The real Elsa was Diana Mitford

>> No.15296650

>>15296338
Join an extremist group, the FBI like every other spook op uses attractive women as operatives but between the req for a degree + Bureau training they won't show up until they're in their mid-20s at the earliest.

>> No.15296654

chad nazis don't read

>> No.15296716

>>15296654
Most of the Nazis I've met read quite a lot, moreso than laymen.

>> No.15296855
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white girls don't read

>> No.15296882

>>15296338
>pick up hot Aryan girl at Nazi bar
>tell her I lost my phone, but she can reach me by email. Give her a temporary/"burner" email
>use a fake name
>fuck her, cum inside of her, tell her I love her
>leave next morning, tell her I love her
>keep emailing her for 3 months, assuring her I'll be back and I love her
>after kid passes the first trimester, tell her I'm Jewish; disconnect and delete email account
>move on to next Nazi bar, repeat

Or that's what I would do if any Nazi girls actually looked like that. IRL they're pretty much all fat, hideous, inbred, alcoholic, uneducated white trash.

>> No.15296909

>>15296855
white girls read more than anyone else on average.

they just read lots of crap
look at all the best seller lists, all white girl pap

>> No.15296938

>>15296882
This is the funniest fucking post

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>>15296882
>says I love you the same night he meets the girl

>> No.15297183

>>15296882
>Nazi bar
Are there such things as Nazi bars?

>> No.15297191

>>15297183
every bar to the right of marx is a nazi bar

>> No.15297206

>>15296555
>Am I just retarded, and the swastika is shopped on?
This one, but at least you're self aware. It's a bad shoop.

>> No.15297215

>>15297163
Hott

>> No.15297237

>>15297163
If you look between the girl's head and the guy to the left's head, there's a guy looking confused and maybe a little concerned.

>> No.15297247

>>15297163
You see the quick eyebrow tilt? This little bitch is too young to be know what that means

>> No.15297258

>>15297237
Aspergers

>> No.15297277

>>15297258
>>15297237
There's also a woman talking to a man at the back that starts clapping to just fit in but is not paying attention at all. What was their conversation about? Looks like it was pretty amazing.

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