/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.15563465]

sum up your favorite philosopher/writer in 5 words or less
i'll start with marx

>gibes me dat fo free

[Anonymous No.15563471]

>>15563465
>Just persevere bro lol

[Anonymous No.15563482]

>>15563465
jesus christ OP you're a fucking moron

[Anonymous No.15563498]

>and but so
I miss him, bros

[Anonymous No.15563503]

>>15563482
is he tho?

[Anonymous No.15563517]

>dude everything is absurd lmao

[Anonymous No.15563549]

>I just don't get people

[Anonymous No.15563755]

>>15563471
kek

[Anonymous No.15563792]

>>15563465
>Fuck Hegel, jump to god

[Anonymous No.15563885]

>>15563503
yes

[Anonymous No.15563902]

>>15563549
That Aspergers stare lol

[Anonymous No.15563944]

>I already refuted you.

[Anonymous No.15563952]

>>15563471
Wow you really missed his point, perhaps you weren’t ready to receive it.

[Anonymous No.15563956]

>>15563885
its a joke chill my larping friend

[Anonymous No.15563963]

all cause is negation

[Anonymous No.15563975]

>>15563952
Nigga its a meme. Relax lmaoo

[Anonymous No.15564008]

>>15563465
>bro! your a mushroom

[Anonymous No.15564020]

>>15563465
>just get to work lmao
I wonder which Roman emperor this could be

[Anonymous No.15564027]

>>15563465
>Just enjoy Nature bro lol

[Anonymous No.15564036]

>>15564027
original neckbeard

[Anonymous No.15564048]

>i hate women
guess who

[Anonymous No.15564059]

>>15563465
I'm him and he's me.

[Anonymous No.15564061]

>>15564048
Me from my diary desu

[Anonymous No.15564062]

>shut it down, oy vey

[Anonymous No.15564067]

>>15564048
Weininger or Schopenhauer

[Anonymous No.15564073]

>>15563465
>oy vey, shut it down!

[Anonymous No.15564076]

>>15563465
>Crawling in my skin, BAAAWWWWWW.

[Anonymous No.15564115]

>me me me

[Anonymous No.15564132]

>>15563465
>aids is just a social construct

[Anonymous No.15564215]

>it's human nature bro

[Anonymous No.15564263]

>>15564132
Ahahahahahahahah

[Anonymous No.15564487]

>DA JOOZ

[Anonymous No.15564664]

>ur mom lol

[Anonymous No.15564678]

>I have not read him

[Anonymous No.15564728]

>>15563465
>sex good kill all rightwingers btw lmao

[Anonymous No.15564826]

>>15564076
>AAAAAAA FUCK YOU HEGEL

[Anonymous No.15564857]

>>15563465
I know mine isn't a philosopher but still
>AAAAAAAAAAA I AM GOING INSANEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.15564984]

>shut the fuck up, p-zombie

[Anonymous No.15565019]

>weeeewoooooo I’m a wizard aaaaaallooool

[Anonymous No.15565031]

>>15563952
Wow you're really missing the point of this pasquinian thread. Reread the OP.

[Anonymous No.15565074]

>>15563465
Stirner: He finished philosophy. Fuck spooks.
>>15563498
Not a philosopher. A tennis fan.
>>15564728
Based

[Anonymous No.15565159]

>>15563465
I smoked weird shit

[Anonymous No.15565178]

>>15563465
>CAPITAL LINE GO UP GOTTA GO FAST SINGULARITY IS HERE

[Anonymous No.15565323]

>>15563465
Why aren't you thinking about your death?

[Anonymous No.15565325]

>>15565019
lold

[Anonymous No.15566582]

>>15563465
bait or you're extremelly stupid

[Anonymous No.15566661]

> The penis equals √-1 bro

[Anonymous No.15566683]

>>15566661
loved him, makes STEMtards seethe

[Anonymous No.15566780]

>>15563465
Actually it was more give that according to time i worked (Critique of the Gotha program).

[Anonymous No.15566906]

>>15565159
>loyale to the capo

[Anonymous No.15566930]

IT SURE SMELLS OF JOGGERS AND JOGGER-MINDED "PEOPLE" IN HERE.

[Anonymous No.15566953]

>>15566780
>t. never read Marx

[Anonymous No.15566959]

aahhh im going schizophrenic! just kidding.

[Anonymous No.15566972]

Drink, fuck, then kill yourself

[Anonymous No.15567004]

god makes a valleyless mountain

[Anonymous No.15567069]

>implying implications

[Anonymous No.15568978]

>>15563465
>BEGOME ORDODOX :DDD

[Anonymous No.15569760]

Alternative marx sum up
>i wish i wasn't pathetic

[Anonymous No.15570270]

>>15564008
That's not Paul Stamets.

[Anonymous No.15570370]

>>15569760
There is nothing sweeter to me than the knowledge that Marx died like a bitch, nobody loved him, and he was a bad father.

Moreover his philosophy was uniformly cringe and bad, his predictions were all incorrect, and he basically wasted his disgusting Jewish life tricking idiots into thinking that being paid a wage was the same as being stolen from.

Thank God that so many of the degenerates subhumans who took his cringe ideas seriously died in squealing porcine agony. My grandfather in Spain used to tell me such beautiful stories about how they will tear the teeth from the mouths of Anarchist revolutionaries who they had taken prisoner, until they begged to be spared, and renounced their ways.

Then, they would line them up in rows, and my grandfather and his men would walk down, and slit their throats at random until the Captain counted that two thirds of the criminals had died, man, woman, or child alike.

He still had the teeth in a box, which he showed off. It was about the size of a shoebox and it was full to the brim. Some of the teeth had desiccated meat on them still, others had little gold crowns. We buried it with him, when he died, so that would recognize him as a good soldier.

[Anonymous No.15570374]

LOL, clean up your room.

[Anonymous No.15570381]

>>15570370
KEK literally triggered by Marx.

[Anonymous No.15570392]

>>15570370
>Slit the throats of prisoners of war

Yeah, your grandad was murder and a certified sociopathic piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.15570417]

>>15570392
You can only murder people, and Leftists aren't people. My grandfather executed thieves, bandits, and blasphemers who burned culture, destroyed churches, and murdered nuns.

I also take great offense at implying that there was a "war." A group of gangsters who want to steal kill the police and take over a town? Do you call it a "War" when the government crushes them? No. And as these Leftoid trash-people denied the existence of the State, that means that they were just that. Gangsters. Bandits. Thieves, criminals. And they were given a taste of cold steel, or the rope, when they inevitably lost.

How sweet it must have been to see the Good Little Leftist "woman" shriek in horror as her child is gutted like a fish. To see her struggle against her bonds in impotent horror as her husband is dragged blubbering to the rope, to kick and struggle and choke. Oh, to see her own tear-stricken eyes as she is herself to a mass grave, and thrown in still alive, and buried! The lifeless eyes of her husband (not really a man, as left wing "men" don't exist) and her shitblood son staring into hers as the dirt falls upon her!

Can we have another war?

[Anonymous No.15570416]

>>15570370
Ok, that’s fucked up.

[Anonymous No.15570432]

>>15570417
Nice blogpost edgelord.

[Anonymous No.15570443]

>>15564020
Hey, it could also be Confucius.

[Anonymous No.15570448]

>>15570432
I merely savor the taste of leftoid suffering. The knowledge of not only their eternal failure, but their total impotent rage at having failed so utterly, and having been punished justly for it.

[Anonymous No.15570456]

>>15563465

U wrong lol

[Anonymous No.15570475]

>>15570448
u got a real knack for descirption my freind. u shuld be a writer. do u do any more writing ?

[Anonymous No.15570497]

>>15570370
I generally agree with this post and think that your grandfather was very based but truthfully Marx was a good father, even Sowell had to give it to him in his book "Marxism: Philosophy and Economics"
>Marx's relationship with his children and grandchildren, however, show his most happy and human side. He was a gentle and indulgent father, who amused his children with his own original fairy tales and
picnicked and played with them with great relish.[827] The death of those who perished in childhood severely affected him for years afterwards.[828] Marx wrote in a letter:
>Bacon says that really important men have so many contacts with nature and the world, and have so much to interest them, that they easily get over their loss. I am not one of these important men. My child's death has shattered my heart and brain, and I feel the loss as keenly as on the first day.[829]

[Anonymous No.15570511]

You're a wizard harry

[Anonymous No.15570717]

>>15563952
>Why are neetche fans so sensitive?

[Anonymous No.15570945]

>>15570417
I don’t know if this is a troll but I sympathize with you. Anarchists are neurotic freaks that prey on weakness to validate their disgusting existence. Literal scum.

[Anonymous No.15570969]

>>15563465
>holy based

[Anonymous No.15570975]

>>15570511
based, extremely based

[Anonymous No.15570989]

>>15570975
I’m tired of it all

Simp to your whore patron or whatever to use the sperg power for good go fight actual shitty people >>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.15570994]

>>15565019
Best one

[Anonymous No.15571164]

>>15570989
are you having a stroke?

[Anonymous No.15571194]

>>15570989
wtf

[Anonymous No.15571527]

>>15563465
epicurus-
no sad be happy :D

[Anonymous No.15571537]

>>15563465
>tennis

[Anonymous No.15571552]

>>15564664
>>15565019
>>15571537

i kek'd

[Anonymous No.15571592]

>>15570370
Based

[Anonymous No.15571930]

>>15563517
it's more like
>get over it pussy

[Anonymous No.15571941]

Capitalism really fucked us up

[Anonymous No.15571989]

>>15570370
Your post smells rancid, fachorro retardat

[Anonymous No.15572095]

>>15564728
>a literal glownigger

[Anonymous No.15572199]

>>15563465
>i'll start with marx
>>gibes me dat fo free
this is your brain on /pol/. all he ever said was "exploiting poor workers is bad" but of course the delusional /pol/faggots who can't get the corporate-loving cuckservative dick out of their asses turn that into "gibs me dat for free". fuck you

[Anonymous No.15572231]

>>15563465
>open boobs i'm kiss ur vagene

[Anonymous No.15572232]

>>15563465
>Fucked up, please forgive

[6 No.15572255]

Meditations on First Philosophy Descartes

[Anonymous No.15572303]

>>15572199
Imagine falling for the most obvious bait

[Anonymous No.15572305]

>>15563465
Maimonides:
Judaism is a coherent system.

[Anonymous No.15572324]

>>15570511
Fuck, man, based, you made my day, best laugh of the day, yet.

[Anonymous No.15572336]

>>15570370
you are dumb

[6 No.15572410]

>>15572305
have u seen that film where they transfer the torah to rational numbers? its on Hulu.

[Anonymous No.15572460]

>>15572410
>have u seen that film where they transfer the torah to rational numbers? its on Hulu.
Is it "pi"? If so, I've watch it and loved it, if not, please try to see the name, I wanna see it. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.15572468]

>>15572460
Same anon, could it be this?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4642372/

[Anonymous No.15572563]

>you are above that

[Anonymous No.15572621]

>>15563465
>>15563465
{Knowing set theory? I lied}
{Knowing set theory? I}
{Knowing set theory?}
{Knowing set}
{Knowing}
...
>mise en abyme

[Anonymous No.15572631]

>>15571537
The orgasmic moment when you see Serena Williams.

[Anonymous No.15572681]

>just bee urself

[Anonymous No.15572683]

>I want great man

[Anonymous No.15572687]

>>15564132
top kek!

[6 No.15572733]

>>15572621
lmaooo

[Anonymous No.15572740]

>>15572199
Chill bro I want to be a commie and I like the meme. Wouldn't it be funny if you were entitled to housing and food for free or at cost? Hahaha that's such a ridiculous idea.. it's not like a handful of people already get free gibes at everyone else's expense by inheritance laws haha.. imagine if everyone was guaranteed a bare minimum standard of living simply by virtue of being born LOL

[Anonymous No.15572890]

>still makes brain-dead right wingers cry

[Anonymous No.15572912]

>>15572890
>still makes brain dead leftwingers cream their pants

[Anonymous No.15572937]

>>15572890
I think its:

>Still makes brain-dead left wingers cry

Marx isnt progressive anymore.

[Anonymous No.15573123]

>>15572231
More like [indians ~ whites] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> niggers

[Anonymous No.15573141]

I fell down!

[Anonymous No.15573163]

>>15570374
More like; "SQUAK, JUNG SAID THIS, SQUAK!"

[Anonymous No.15573171]

>>15572890
that’s six words retard

[Anonymous No.15573181]

>the sun is violent diarrhea

[Anonymous No.15573358]

kys

[Anonymous No.15573579]

>>15564115
it's more of
>holding fixated beliefs is retarded.
or
>your bike is mine now.

[Anonymous No.15573666]

>>15573181
>show me your cunt hole

[Anonymous No.15573875]

>>15570370
based CATHVOLIC IBERIVN BVLL

[Anonymous No.15574351]

Everything's a prison, man.

[Anonymous No.15574368]

>>15574351
>panopticon panopticon panopticon panopticon panopticon
ftfy

[Anonymous No.15574391]

>Shit was so much cooler back in the day.

[Anonymous No.15574439]

>>15564857
He actually wrote a couple of essays on philosophy; he was a materialist atheist

[Anonymous No.15574461]

The complete... conceptually comprehending itself

[Anonymous No.15574484]

>>15572890
>communist can't count
no wonder you're so shit at economics lol

[Anonymous No.15574707]

>>15563465
>Antifragility: What does not kill me makes me stronger
My two favorite philosophers

[Anonymous No.15574795]

Everything is.

[Anonymous No.15574805]

>>15563465
How is Marx your favorite philosopher/writer if you don't know anything about him

[Anonymous No.15574831]

>>15574805
that's your average maxist-leninist in the modern day, people that read marx become schizo accelerationists or theorycel leftcoms.

[Anonymous No.15574936]

>utter inferiority are females

[Anonymous No.15575108]

>>15570370
gunna be a based from me

[Anonymous No.15575303]

>>15570392
>implying someone is a sociopath instead of national hero for killing communists
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.15576028]

>>15575303
>Murder is okay as long as it's done in war :^)

Every single soldier that has ever existed that killed and died is burning in eternal agony you Spic pig.

Soldiers should not be idolized. They should be shunned for taking pay for killing instead of getting a proper job. :^)

[Anonymous No.15576034]

>>15563465
You are all Last men.

[Anonymous No.15576051]

>>15572687
>The weak and ill-constituted shall parish

Just like Nietsche lmao. What a stupid fucking argument. Literally EVERYONE perishes.

[Anonymous No.15576060]

>>15576051
He was saying that dying due to old age is for pussies. Men die in the glory of battle.

[Anonymous No.15576064]

>>15576051
not time, an arbitrary concept that lives forever in philosophy

[Anonymous No.15576079]

>>15563944
LMAO

[Anonymous No.15576094]

>>15576060
>Letting yourself get willingly killed is based

Spoken like a true arm chair warrior, sheltered faggot.

[Anonymous No.15576106]

>>15576094
>slowly wasting away as you enter a second infancy is honorable
Sounds gay to me bruv. We all are gonna do it though.

[Anonymous No.15576114]

>>15572890
Tremendous bait

[Anonymous No.15576117]

>we arr SNIFF at ze lazt sshtage SNIFF of capitalizm
>touches shirt
>touches nose

[Anonymous No.15576502]

>>15572199
seething

[Anonymous No.15576580]

>>15563465
>Push girlies down the stair

[Anonymous No.15576617]

>>15563465
OP I don't think any of us could ever fathom how much time and effort it took you to make this post....

[Anonymous No.15576638]

>>15576117
i think Zizek is actually a crypto-capitalist. Chomsky’s criticism of him is wholly justified.

[Anonymous No.15576735]

>>15563465
>just shoot them lmao

[Anonymous No.15576746]

>>15563465
>Sounds like liberal bullshit

[Anonymous No.15576814]

>>15563465
>soul/body gains for God bro

[Anonymous No.15576851]

>>15576735
what the fuck i didn't know lenin was based. who did he shoot?

[Anonymous No.15576852]

>>15574936
>>15576580
Aristotle + Schopenhauer is the forbidden anti-f*moid synthesis
>>15564132
fuck my sides
>>15576814
based Ficino poster

[Anonymous No.15576861]

>>15576851
he had sex-workers shot but also Ortho priests so not entirely based

[Anonymous No.15576862]

>>15576851
Lenin had a fuck ton of people shot, including prostitutes.

[Anonymous No.15576866]

>>15564027
my mom does my laundry

[Anonymous No.15576874]

>'ate Christians
>luv me veggies
Simple as

[Anonymous No.15576886]

>>15563465
based

[Anonymous No.15576888]

>>15563465
>everything is just knowledge bro

[Anonymous No.15576938]

>>15576862
>>15576861
were they working for the enemy or standing in the way?

[Anonymous No.15576999]

>>15563482

Seething commie cuck lmao

[Anonymous No.15577037]

>>15576938
who cares, sex workers BTFOd

[Anonymous No.15577069]

>go with the flow man

[Anonymous No.15577080]

>you cant know nuffin

[Anonymous No.15577317]

>>15576852
Aristotle would have called Schopenhauer an incel

[Anonymous No.15577330]

>>15576060
...so he was a pussy

[Anonymous No.15577445]

You dead? Happy now bitch?