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any novels that will get me laid?

>> No.15755095

>>15755082
The entire Talmud

>> No.15755106

>>15755082
Books won't help. Befriend Chad.

>> No.15755115

>>15755082
my diary of course

>> No.15755120

>>15755095
based
honestly the talmud is based af
ancient jerusalem was more advanced than modern europe

>> No.15755125

>>15755106
chad is unironically a f@gg0t though

>> No.15755133

>>15755082
What was she built for /lit/?

>> No.15755134

>>15755082
If you are a bit on the autistic side a big redpill you need to realize is that with women it's not about what you have to say but mostly how you say it. Tone&frame >>>>>>> actual content of the words. If you don't believe me simply observe people who are successful with women. They are not smart, women are not attracted to smart people. They all master tone and frame though.

>> No.15755144

>>15755082
Reminder that jannitors know this post exist and choose to ignore it.

>> No.15755149

>>15755144
OP is a jannie.

>> No.15755154

>>15755134
can't really disagree with that, women do indeed agree more with the sense of what one says, instead of the reason behind it or the words themselves.... this is why some critiques call nietzsche gay
you're completely right though, we should stop taking women as rational entities and regard them as the mentally retarded subhuman animals they are, responding only to instinct and the senses

>> No.15755155

>>15755149
The hard truth

>> No.15755158

>>15755155
The Final Red Pill

>> No.15755160

>>15755082
No. Talk to women until you stop sucking at it. And get a haircut + work on your hygeine and wardrobe while you're at it. Getting laid is a prerequisite for literature, not vice versa.

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>>15755082
Post real beauties

>> No.15755170

>>15755082
American psycho, copy patrick's wits and you will be funny and girls will like you more. Or basically copy the wits of any character you find attractive.

>> No.15755173

>>15755160
stop forcing me to be a narcissistic faggot in order to appeal to women in a feminized society, anon. getting laid is gay. you will never understand literature because you are a faggot. leave this board and never return

>> No.15755176

>>15755170
i don't want to get girls, i want to abolish this gay society. the 'man' who wrote american psycho is a faggot, btw

>> No.15755205

>>15755173
We live in the absolute easiest time to be in the top 5% of men in terms of aesthetic presentation since prior to the invention of the loom. All of the necessary elements are well within your means, and yet the vast majority of men put in no effort whatsoever. The only reason you need to participate in feminine pursuits at all to get laid is that your personality is fucked, probably due to autism. You can stop being a child for twenty minutes a day, or you can go on only perceiving the romantic and sexual content of the canon as little more than a simulacrum.

>> No.15755207

>>15755205
holy shit look at this wall of schizophrenic bullshit you just wrote that i won't read. you're all schizophrenic. women want tall or rich men. it's not that complicated. i'm not going to read your gay butt post

>> No.15755208

>>15755205
>We live in the absolute easiest time to be in the top 5% of men in terms of aesthetic presentation
I'm 5'6

>> No.15755212

>>15755208
based 5'6 nigger

>> No.15755214

>>15755082
getting laid is overrated

stay single. stay celibate. reject society and move into a cabin in the woods by yourself.

>> No.15755218

>>15755208
Take growth horomes, stretch, swim, or do hanging pull-ups and you'll grow, guaranteed.

You're just fucking lazy.

>> No.15755223

>>15755208
I'm 5'5. That's not an excuse, most women will look past that though, if you have a big dick and at least some semblance of a personality.

>> No.15755235

>>15755223
>That's not an excuse, most women will look past that though
Femanon here and that is absolutely not the case. I prefer much taller men since I'm 5'9" myself, and so do many of my acquaintances. Not saying that there aren't women that'd date a short man, but I'd be lying if I said anything under 5'8" wouldn't be a problem for my friend group and pretty much everyone I know.

>> No.15755237

>>15755207
Cope. The population is increasing anon, there aren't enough tall or rich guys to account for all of it.
>>15755208
That's rough, but it isn't the end of the world. You do need to have more of a spine to deal with rejection by shallow women. Now if you come off as angry about your height, that's actually going to be a big problem. Stay chill and keep trying.

>> No.15755240

>>15755235
you will never be a woman

>> No.15755241

>>15755237
>You do need to have more of a spine to deal with rejection by shallow women.
Why is rejecting someone I can't find attractive 'shallow'?

>> No.15755242

>>15755235
A honest femoid? I'll be damned!

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>>15755214
>

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>>15755223
>I'm 5'5. That's not an excuse, most women will look past that though, if you have a big dick and at least some semblance of a personality.

>> No.15755254

>>15755208
5'7 here

I tried 2.5 inch lifts and that was the only night when I was successful with a woman. i got her number and promptly threw it away afterwards. it was when I realized that height was absolutely everything.

i'm 25 now and still a virgin

>> No.15755260

>>15755208
I'm 5'11 and I honestly feel short living in Australia which is filled with chads. I don't know how you manlets cope

>> No.15755266

>>15755260
i cope by not living in australia

>> No.15755271

>>15755266
cope

>> No.15755277

>>15755241
>Why
By definition. Why are you incapable of recognizing your own faults?

>> No.15755279

>>15755271
that's the idea, yeah

>> No.15755285

>>15755235
>Femanon here
On the offshoot that you're actually a femoid, let me tell you a couple of things. This is an incel board. This is not a femoid board. The people on this board are social rejects and losers (in the conventional sense). We do not like women. You are not welcome here. Of course, saying this will only intrigue you and will not repel you (as it should a healthy, rational human being, but let's be honest, you're just a retarded whore). Let me try something else.
The fact that you're on such a forum indicates that you have a low sexual value. How is your relationship with your father? Do you have a lot of friends? Probably not. You are (in all likelihood) young and wasting the best time of your life on an incel forum. Each minute you spend here your beauty musters away, your personality becomes more pathetic(which is very, very unattractive to most males). The last thing I'd like to know about my gf is that she browses 4chan. 4chan lingo, anything associated with 4chan is normal for incels but completely repulsive in a woman. Don't get me wrong, beta males and males you have no real prospects with (pump and dump chads) will not care about what you think and that you browse 4chan and may even pretend to like this to get laid, but no serious high quality romantic partner will appreciate it. The fact that you don't realize this is indicative of your already low social awareness which is only going to get lower as you hang out with us. Do you even have a bf? I'm guessing you either have one which you don't really care for or are dating a chad where you're constantly worried about whether or not he loves you (protip: he doesn't).
tl;dr show tits or gtfo, whore

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>>15755106
Why befriend chad when you can become chad

>> No.15755289

>>15755134
Seconding this. Obviously there is more nuance to it. But to complete and hopeless autists, they would be better off living by this rule then believing that woman actually care about logical perspective

>> No.15755297

>>15755285
This is why you'll never have sex with me.

>> No.15755301

>>15755106
So I can, what, watch him fuck all the girls I want to fuck?

>> No.15755310

>>15755287
Being Chad is not about muscles. Sure, there is a minimal requirement of physical attractivess to be a chad (>6'2, not fat, good face, good hair, no acne) but beyond that the marginal benefit of improving appearance is extremely low. After that it's mostly about mastering social stuff. Being able to say the right thing at the right time, in the right tone. Your time is much better spent hanging out with people and mastering social skills than going to the gym.
Of course, gym does have its benefits, but it won't make you a chad.

>> No.15755312

>>15755285
>We do not like women.
Is that why a full seventy percent of threads here are about finding love and/or sex? /lit/ must be the girl craziest 4chan board.

>> No.15755315

>>15755301
Forgive my rudeness, but are you stupid? Yes, to quickly learn how to do something you watch others do it and learn from them. This is an elementary fact of life. Ask chad why he does thing one way and not the other. Compare with how you would react in a certain situation with how chad reacts. Simple as.

>> No.15755316

>>15755310
Tone? Social? Right time? What are you on about man? How can you misconstrue something so simple to grasp?

>> No.15755317

>>15755310
>mastering
Except Chad doesn't need to practice anything. That's the whole point; he's naturally good at all the stuff the rest of us would need to practice. Brass tacks: Being Chad is an essentialist reality. If you need to practice, you are categorically not a Chad.

>> No.15755319

>>15755312
Wanting sex =/= liking women. Every man wants sex. No man with an IQ above 100 likes women.

>> No.15755320

>>15755315
See >>15755317

>> No.15755324

>>15755319
What about /lit/'s preoccupation with finding love (i.e. a girlfriend, wife, etc.)?

>> No.15755325

>>15755324
>with an IQ above 100

>> No.15755329

>>15755317
This is a lazy incel's cope. Chad may not do the things he does with the explicit intent of becoming a chad (who knows, this requires mind reading which no one can do) but still it's a fact of reality that his social skills, his appearance did not come from nothing: it is a result of sustained effort of socializing, working out, dieting etc etc.
It is actually pretty common to go from incel to chad in years 16-21. I've seen it happen a couple of times myself with my friends.
>not true chad
Worthless dishonest rhetorical trick. Won't fool anybody.

>> No.15755330

>>15755329
At least there’s one rational person still left around here

>> No.15755349

>>15755329
However, what I said is just a part of the story. The fact that chad has to work for his status and that there are people who can go from incel to chad does not mean that ALL males can become chad. This is just plain dishonest gaslighting that is symptomatic of our sociopathic society. There are genuine incels in the world, it's sad but true. However, you can't really know if you're an incel or not unless you've tried your best. Until then, you're a pathetic volcel (if you complain about not having sex) or an epic volcel stemlord (if you channel your energy towards some better purpose).

>> No.15755351

>>15755120
Europe 20 years ago was more advanced than Modern Europe so that isn't saying much.

>> No.15755353

>>15755329
Chad doesn't become in the sense that he needs to put conscious effort into most tasks. It isn't so simple to say, "Chad merely is," but his social skills, his grooming, his fashion sense, his diet, all the things that occur culturally, occur so effortlessly or naturally that any attempt to learn oneself into Chad-dom will be suspected of inauthenticity. Is Chad authentic in the strictest sense? No, but he's so much closer, that a modicum of effort will look fake by comparison. I'm sorry, no one can work hard to become Chad. But who cares? Why would anyone want to be Chad here? Struggle seems undeniably /lit/.

>> No.15755356

>>15755325
So most of the posters here are < 100 IQ?

>> No.15755357

>>15755356
The roastie posters, yes.

>> No.15755364

>>15755357
And the men looking for books to read to score a girlfriend, wife, or part-time butter churner/sex worker?

>> No.15755369

>>15755364
>with an IQ above 100

>> No.15755377

>>15755369
When you said roasties, I assumed you weren't including any men.

>> No.15755389

>>15755082
this is a very kino example of a 10/10 foid

>> No.15755390

>>15755254
it's not really all height you gotta go out and be socially aware
im 198cm or 6'6 in retard
but im really plain looking and everyone is tall here so

>> No.15755397

>>15755254
I honestly suggest you travel to east asia. Living in the west as a short male can be absolutely brutal.
Just please don't have hapa children. We don't want another Elliott Rodger/Lin Anderson.