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1584874 No.1584874 [Reply] [Original]

You are holding a man prisoner against his will.
What reading material will you supply him with?

Captha: gnick Letters

>> No.1584877

Finnegans Wake.

>> No.1584884

The Critique of Pure Reason

>> No.1584891

Twilight.

>> No.1584895

120 Days of Sodom

>> No.1584898

>>1584891
Well let's not try to torture the guy, geez

>> No.1584899

spinoza's ethics

>> No.1584904

Waiting for Godot.

>> No.1584903

The Bible

have fun

>> No.1584901

>>1584898
Oh... I thought we actually were trying to torture him.

Well never mind then.

>> No.1584900

...nothing?

The fuck are you driving at, OP? What books would we give to people we hate? Or what books would we want to read in prison?

>> No.1584926

>>1584904
now that's just cruel.

I was thinking maybe If on winter's night a traveler

>> No.1584931

101 things to do if you're not in prison

>> No.1584939

Atlas Shrugged.
Then I'll dump the communist manifesto and the jungle and a bunch of other similar work on him and he won't know what the fuck I want from him.

>> No.1586049

>>1584874
Dickens, have fun bitch

>> No.1586180

Ishmael

>> No.1586190

There's a Stephen King story I'm thinking of... can't remember the name...

It was something like "Jared's Game" where a dude gets tied up for kinky sex but then his wife dies and he's left alone.

>> No.1586196

>>1586190
geralds game the wife is tied up and the husband dies

>> No.1586222

One romance novel every two days, followed by a test on the subject matter (made by a hired scrivener) and a new one. First one comes with a note saying I'll let him loose if he performs consistently well. This would go on for five years or so. I would then release him on womankind, and he'd become the greatest ladykiller the world has ever known.