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>start reading the bible
>got to the part where the wife and husband dies because they don't give all of their money to the church
you guys told me this was suppose to be wholesome

>> No.16252635

>>16252631
Ever heard of context, simp?

>> No.16252646

>>16252635
No context justify this.

>> No.16252693
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16252693

No. Yhwh is evil. The greeks read it and tried to reconcile it, but other greeks and romans edited out their fixes and came up with the idiotic trinity thing. Barely anyone read it till the printing press and then all hell broke loose. The whole cult was a bitter mistake

>> No.16252702

>>16252693
You're a woman.

>> No.16252712

>>16252693
Says the satantic middle aged dyke. You are lonely and bitter.

>> No.16252725
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>>16252702
Proudly.

>>16252712
Satanism is a branch of your church. Antitheists are the opposite of that.
>bitter
Only thing bitter about me is the caffeine in me right now.

>> No.16252743

>>16252725
You are lonely.

>> No.16252748

>>16252631
Read The Gospel of the Lord.
>The Marcionite Bible was assembled by Marcion of Sinope, sometime in the early/mid second century; a full 200 years before the compilation of the Bible we now have. The Marcionite Bible was not divided into "Old" and "New" testaments like the modern Bible, and was dramatically shorter. It was divided into two parts, the gospel (or Evangelion) and the epistles of Paul (or Apostolicon). The Marcionites only recognized one gospel as legitimate; it was called The Gospel of the Lord, and it was similar to Luke but significantly shorter. The Marcionite version of the Epistles of Paul was also significantly shorter than the version found in conventional Bibles.
https://1lib.eu/book/5301746/a7047b

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>>16252743
I’m not allowed to have a cat where I’m staying, but I’m doing pretty good for someone without much of a sex life/love life/family life.
How are you, man?

>> No.16252772

>>16252755
Fine enough :3

>> No.16252827

>>16252755
Wanna date?

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16252835

>>16252827
Girls, yeah.

>> No.16252839

>>16252835
Not one fuckable hole in the whole lot.

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>>16252839
More for me.

>> No.16252879

100% of people who have not given all their money to the church have also died

>> No.16252901

>>16252646
It does if you understand symbolism and the religious.

>> No.16252936

>>16252835
That's why you're alone and will die alone with no children.

>> No.16252950

>>16252646
But it does, though

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>>16252936
There’s a lot of children in the world right now.
I can still raise a nice girl’s kid with her if I find one.

>> No.16252984

>>16252693
>>16252725
>>16252755
>>16252835
>>16252859
>>16252962
lol gr8 b8. how can anyone fall for this

>> No.16252997

>>16252693
>The greeks read it and tried to reconcile it,
Doesn't that part happen in the NT though?

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>>16252984
Sorry for the blog posting

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>>16252997
When the so-called gnostics had to pair the NT with the OT they tried to make it sensible. That was ripped out and now it makes all kinds of contradictions

>> No.16253114

>>16253043
>having several different accounts of the same story and leaving out some parts that were included or said differently in other is contradicting
yawn, if they were fucking identical then you would say it was a conspiracy also that image has shit quality pick one and ill debunk the fuck out of it retard
women are less than human

>> No.16253134

>>16253114
Reverse image search it if you like.

>> No.16253178

>>16252693
>idiotic trinity
>posts julian
you are an incoherent retard and you don't know anything you say about metaphysics and religion. julian was a platonist and later platonism had the same idea of a triad too you idiot

>> No.16253221

>The sin of Ananias and Sapphira did not consist in the withholding of part of the money but in their deception of the community. Their deaths are ascribed to a lie to the holy Spirit (Acts 5:3, 9), i.e., they accepted the honor accorded them by the community for their generosity, but in reality they were not deserving of it.

>> No.16253223

>>16253178
Amazing

>> No.16253233

>>16252631
How is this not wholesome? Hoarding wealth is disgusting and distracts you from loving God and other humans.

>> No.16253234

>>16252631
They were struck down for lying to God, not for not donating.

In fact they did donate but not all of the sale of land. God asked them about it to test them. They lied so they fried.

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>>16253178
Wow!
So because later Platonists were stupid I can’t post statues. Neat.

>> No.16253341

>>16253265
you are the greatest misogynist in this place, i know you lack even the most animalistic capacity of self-reflection but try thinking about it this is the only thing i ask you

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>>16253341

>> No.16253893

>>16252901
>>16252950
>we just can't explain it.
Great job spreading the word.

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16253941

>>16252631
>huh? Don't you know that everything God does is based? Repent sinner.

>> No.16253957

>>16252693
>barely anyone
Who is Flavius Valerius Constantinus

>> No.16254071

>>16252631
>Ehud then approached him while he was sitting alone in the upper room of his palace and said, "I have a message from God for you." As the king rose from his seat, Ehud reached with his left hand, drew the sword from his right thigh and plunged it into the king's belly. Even the handle sank in after the blade, and his bowels discharged. Ehud did not pull the sword out, and the fat closed in over it. Then Ehud went out to the porch; he shut the doors of the upper room behind him and locked them.
Did the Bible invent the one-liner?

>> No.16254229

>>16253957
One person.

>> No.16255008

>>16253234
>>16253221

Yea but should that be a death warrant? No.

>> No.16255028

>>16252693
>imagine believing protestantism is in any way relevant
lmao that is probably the saddest part of this post

>> No.16255040

>>16255008
>commit blasphemy against the holy spirit
>not that bad
wew, you really dont understand christianity

>> No.16255059

>>16255008
The natural state of men's souls is enough to condemn them to eternal torment. Why is your hangup with death of the body?

>> No.16255075

I want to learn about the bible and it's content for it's influence on philosophy, ethics and religious thought, but I don't want to read it because it's so long. What are the best summary and analysis books?

>> No.16255107

>>16255075
just read genesis gospels and acts

>> No.16255124

>>16252693
She's not wrong you know

>> No.16255131

>>16253178
>the triad is the same thing as the mental retardation that is the trinity
What an absolute Christian cope

>> No.16255136

>>16253178
it did not, the three hypostases of Plotinus have absolutely nothing to do with the three persons of trinity (other than there being three of them obvs)

>> No.16255149

>>16255136
Read Proclus and Pseudo-Dionysius.

>> No.16255165

>>16255059
Men are not responsible for their natural state, God is. If by default I'm worthy of damnation, then this is the fault of my creator.

>> No.16255262

>>16253893
He wasn't asking, and symbolism doesn't mean un-explainable you complete smooth-headed nitwit.

>> No.16255326

>>16252693
Kill yourself roastie

>> No.16255422

>>16255131
i'm not referring to the pythagorean triad you imbecile, read damascius, the late platonic ineffable-trinity is even an explicit echo of the unity-trinity of the egyptians. start reading books.

>>16255136
that has nothing to do with plotinian hypostases, i was referring explicitly to proclus and damascius

>> No.16255583

>>16253043
Religion is a group evolutionary strategy and the contradictions are a feature not a bug.

>> No.16255593

>>16255583
retard

>> No.16255595

>>16252693
Don't you say that after the medieval period with the rise of the renaissance and empirical that Christianity was "thankfully rejected"? Or do you suppose the medieval world was the least Christian and therefore best part of world-history to you?

>> No.16255704

>>16252631
>want to follow jesus
>must cut my peeniss

The Council of Jerusalem is generally dated to 48 AD, roughly 15 to 25 years after the crucifixion of Jesus, between 26 and 36 AD. Acts 15 and Galatians 2 both suggest that the meeting was called to debate whether or not male Gentiles who were converting to become followers of Jesus were required to become circumcised; the rite of circumcision was considered execrable and repulsive during the period of Hellenization of the Eastern Mediterranean,[2][3][4][5] and was especially adversed in Classical civilization both from ancient Greeks and Romans, which instead valued the foreskin positively.[2][3][4][6]

At the time, most followers of Jesus (which historians refer to as Jewish Christians) were Jewish by birth and even converts would have considered the early Christians as a part of Judaism. According to Alister McGrath, who openly admits to being a Christian apologist, the Jewish Christians affirmed every aspect of the then contemporary Second Temple Judaism with the addition of the belief that Jesus was the Messiah.[7] Unless males were circumcised, they could not be God's People. The meeting was called to decide whether circumcision for gentile converts was requisite for community membership since certain individuals were teaching that "[u]nless you are circumcised according to the custom of Moses, you cannot be saved".[8]

Circumcision as a mandate was associated with Abraham (see also Abrahamic covenant), but it is cited as "the custom of Moses" because Moses is considered the traditional giver of the Law as a whole. The circumcision mandate was made more official and binding in the Mosaic Law Covenant. In John 7:22 the words of Jesus are reported to be that Moses gave the people circumcision.

>> No.16255727

>>16252631
Yeah, we lied about that part

>> No.16255739

>>16252835
I'm a girl if you want me to be one

>> No.16255861

>>16252755
Have sex

>> No.16255986

>>16252631
What's the matter faggot? Christanity is mental ilness thread with your gay drawing didn't get you enough (you)s so you resort to posting e-thots? LMAOing at your life and your petty obssesion.
(you). Take it and shove it up your arsehole, you envious prophet of matter.

>> No.16256015

>>16252631
>Jewish religion
>give all your money or you will die
Why is this a surprising outcome?

>> No.16256018

>>16252631
read it with a Catholic commentary

>> No.16256019

>>16255028
Christianity in its entirety is a big fat lie. Your larping devotion is the saddest thing.

>> No.16256427

>>16256019
why do you keep making assertions about things you have zero knowledge? have you read any theology? you don't even think anything outside your own narrow mentality is relevant, like metaphysics. there have been many threads in which i tried to talk to you reasonably, proved to you the reality of immaterial things (and how the ''material'' depend on the immaterial), but you simply don't care. and you have the nerve to say the word lie to anything. you hate women and you make them look like the soulless, ignoble creature you yourself are.

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>>16256427
I was raised christian. I ventured into Gnosticism for a time, and then I absolved myself of these myths. I’m only trying to save you, wayward lamb.

Thoughts aren’t material reality. But thinking Peter Pan real is as ridiculous as thinking Jesus just so.
The material needs no immaterial thoughts to bring it into existence.
>you hate women.
No. I love them all. Some are crabs, we’re all only human. I did once put them on a pedestal, not so unlike Hefner, but I have matured this frame of mind. Your guesswork psychoanalysis is off.
If there is a “soul” it is the energy, the synapses coursing through us. Then we all have them. But the classical myth of the soul is not in any of us anymore than thoughts of Peter Pan

>> No.16257393

>>16255165
actually it's the fault of adam and eve

>> No.16257412

>>16253178
Moron.

>> No.16257416

>>16256427
Theology is crystallized mental illness.

>> No.16257432

>>16256862
too much bold asertations with no logic to them.

>> No.16257451

>>16256862
i want anna

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>>16252631
Wait till you get to the part where Ellisha kills a bunch of children with bears.