ITT: Characters who are /literally/ (you)

[Anonymous No.16291234]

I'm Satan, except without any of the redeeming qualities. I'm the biggest piece of trash on the planet and I won't change. I am in the Hell of my design. This is not an Exit.

[Anonymous No.16291241]

I am God

[Anonymous No.16291278]

>>16291234
You like to think this because you would rather be a genius in evil than a mediocre, forgettable human being

[Anonymous No.16292580]

>>16291234
The dude from ‘No longer Human’ was me for a large majority of my life. I am not a Chad.

[Anonymous No.16292647]

>>16291278
This man is /literally/ both Freud and Satan

[Anonymous No.16292667]

A mix between this and Raskolnikov

[Anonymous No.16292733]

Oblomov

[Anonymous No.16292851]

Is there any female characters in literature who is basically fem!Raskolnikov? Because thats me

>>16291234
Have you tried talking to a psychotherapist anon?

[Anonymous No.16293012]

>>16291278
I did see without the redeeming qualities anon. I am capable of self-reflection. Maybe too much.
>>16292851
>Have you tried talking to a psychotherapist anon?
Why? I know what I am. Maybe not who I am. But it doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.16293055]

>>16293012
That's not why. It really helps to share your thoughts with another person, to have someone share the burden in a way, and give you some advice. It helped for me. I'm still unhappy, but I'm not sinking in despair anymore

[Anonymous No.16293075]

>>16293055
I speak with my parents about 4, 5 times per day. I speak about whatever's on my mind. For what I can't, I have this place. I don't really want to go to a psychiatrist. We have a friend who's one. He's got his own clinic and everything. He literally told me to get my life in order and have sex. So, yeah...

[Anonymous No.16293087]

>>16291234
I used to think this of Oreste in Andromaque. I used to be basically a discount Oreste, but that's the case for most people here I think.

"J'ai voulu vous donner les moyens de me plaire
Rendre Oreste content, mais enfin je vois bien
Qu'il veut toujours se plaindre et ne mériter rien."

"I have tried to give you the means to please me
To make Oreste happy but at last I truly see
That he wants to complain, always, and to never deserve."

[Anonymous No.16293137]

>>16293075
still, it's different talking to a licensed professional. If things get really tough sometime, think about it at least. I wish you all the best anon

[Anonymous No.16293142]

>>16291234
I am trash man

[Anonymous No.16293146]

>>16293137
But things aren't tough. I've reached the bottom. Many times. Now there's just... up. And, honestly, I've found that "feeling down" is better for me. It keeps me grounded. Sharp, on the edge. Where I need to be.

[Anonymous No.16293167]

>>16291234
Braz Cubas, except for the fact that I'm not well off, have no luck at all with the ladies, and maybe I'm just a tad bit more directionless with my life.

[Anonymous No.16294178]

>>16291234
i'm prince myshkin

[Anonymous No.16294915]

>>16291234
The bug in Metamorphosis

[Anonymous No.16295063]

>>16291234
>I am in the Hell of my design.

This is a very striking remark.

That's actually what Hell will be like, in the Catholic understanding.

[Anonymous No.16295135]

Larry Darrell from The Razor's Edge

[Anonymous No.16295212]

>>16291234
Holy fuck talk about cringe. The references are the icing on the cake

[Anonymous No.16295901]

>>16292733
This

[Anonymous No.16295909]

>>16291234
the devil does not have redeeming qualities fren. And the only redeeming quality you have is that you may still serve God.

[Anonymous No.16295982]

>>16291234
Gollum (except without a shiny ring)

[Anonymous No.16296036]

Kurtz from the Heart of Darkness. People who have met me think highly of me.

[Anonymous No.16296050]

I'm just like Borges (the character, not the writer)

[Anonymous No.16296099]

Shunsuke from Forbidden Colors, except I'm not a good writer.

[Anonymous No.16296971]

Bernardo Soares
Werther
Don Juan Tenorio

Chiefly their vices

[Anonymous No.16296973]

>>16291234
Is it possible to be Othello and iago simultaneously?

[Anonymous No.16297975]

>>16296973
Easy; just be a nigger.

[Anonymous No.16297993]

>>16296973
you jack off to cuck porn but have power fantasies

[Anonymous No.16298102]

>>16291234
Every lisping pencil neck on here likes to think he’s satan tho, idk why

Most lit posters are losers in denial who spend the day reading novels and trying to be witty online

[Anonymous No.16298259]

>>16291234

[Anonymous No.16298295]

>>16291234
>I'm Satan, except without any of the redeeming qualities. I'm the biggest piece of trash on the planet and I won't change. I am in the Hell of my design. This is not an Exit.
t.
Satan was the most prominent and beautiful of all of Gods works as mentioned by St. Bellermine, and only became the most abject and hated after his revolt. Indeed, Lucifer and early demons are even said to have retained their hatred of sins of impurity. You are nothing like him. You're a worthless worm and in any case, a gravely mistaken one at that. Satan doesn't hate himself. In point of fact, he loves himself. Theologically his pride is his flaw. And why would the most prominent and glorious of gods creatures, the one before whom all the other Angels once bowed, change? So in other words, you're wrong. Your some self loathing retard without even a former splendor. Nor was hell satan's design. It is clear in scripture that it was God's and it is he that holds the keys. The only thing you share with Satan is that you deserve infinite punishment. The only thing you did was say "dude this is literally me" without reading a thing, something that belongs on reddit.
>>16291278
He is mediocre.

[Anonymous No.16298369]

>>16298102
Milton's Lucifer is just pathetic enough to be able to identify.
>>16298295
>all this projection
He's a hypocrite, he's greedy, he's power hungry, he gets wrecked the moment he goes against God and he's a sore loser. Who can't relate to this? I literally said
>without any of the redeeming qualities
Satan being Prideful is a flaw. He's also got other flaws. I, and many others, relate with the flaws. It's just memespeak you sperg, don't look too much into it.

[Anonymous No.16298393]

>>16291234
I don't know.
I'm extremely friendly and good-natured, but I have control issues and I'm a coward unless I'm doing something for my friends. I'm paranoid and I focus too much on making others happy, to the point that I have been physically been able to say something I though would hurt someone's feeling, even after that person told me they knew what I wanted to say and that it was alright. I'm smart and kind of a know it all, but I take pride in accepting when I'm wrong. I'm afraid of being sad. I wish I was chaotic neutral, but I'm more true neutral. I'm lazy, but only because I'm afraid of failing.

[Anonymous No.16298446]

>>16291234
I'm merryweather lewis
I want to kill myself but Im to much of a fucking pussy

[Anonymous No.16298493]

>>16291234
the dude from "Notes from underground"

[Anonymous No.16298505]

>>16292733
You're rich and have lots of friends?

[Anonymous No.16299778]

Ignatius J Reilly

[Anonymous No.16299866]

>>16291234
I'm Tyr. I have wrestling and swordfighting (kendo) background and had a shoulder dislocation thrice.