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[Anonymous No.16645975]

>For sale:baby shoes.Never worn

[Anonymous No.16645982]

maybe the parents got a really shitty pair of baby shoes as a gift and decided that, insted of letting their precious newborn angel wear that garbage, why not just sell it and make some money instead

[Anonymous No.16645986]

>>16645975
i’m gnot donnapa tdoe m m ya HNO BBM nm

[Anonymous No.16646035]

>>16645975
For sale : Condoms, never used.

[Anonymous No.16646103]

>>16646035
damn..

[Anonymous No.16646182]

>>16645975
for sale
my dick
never used

[Anonymous No.16646184]

for sale
my brain
never used

[Anonymous No.16646188]

>>16645975
all shoes are never worn if they're new. who buys used shoes?

[Anonymous No.16646191]

>>16646035
Woah

This
This is powerful

[Anonymous No.16646193]

for sale
my diary
never read desu

[Anonymous No.16646197]

>>16646188
Hypebeasts.

[Anonymous No.16646252]

>>16645975
You can probably beat it with abortion frappe on demand.

[Anonymous No.16646261]

>>16645975
What's worse than sliding down a 100 foot razor blade and using your balls as brakes?

The holocaust you insensitive clod.

[Anonymous No.16646279]

>>16645975
for sale
my waifu
never used

[Anonymous No.16646286]

For sale: aborted fetal stem cells
Never born

[Anonymous No.16646292]

>>16646286
>neverborn

Selling demons?

[Anonymous No.16646305]

I broke the pattern

For sale: stem cells. Never born

[Anonymous No.16646317]

For Sale:
Infinite Jest.
Never Read

[Anonymous No.16646324]

>>16646279
I think that model has been used heavily by previous owners. You should describe it as "slightly foxed. Box unopened since previous used purchase."

[Anonymous No.16646327]

>>16646286
How much?

Coincidentally, does anyone know how many of these you need to build your own Shakey's Pizza?

[Anonymous No.16646329]

For sale:
Fleshlight
Used excessively

[Anonymous No.16646330]

for sale
N95 mask
never worn

[Anonymous No.16646334]

>>16645975
For sale: baby, never worn shoes

[Anonymous No.16646341]

For sale:dead baby.Used lightly

[Anonymous No.16646365]

>>16646035
how much?

[Anonymous No.16646520]

Ambiguous

[Anonymous No.16646526]

For sale: book stack, never read.

[Anonymous No.16647041]

for sale
boomer masks
never worn

[Anonymous No.16647061]

>For sale: my butt cherry. Never popped

[Anonymous No.16647102]

>>16645975
For sale: Shotgun, used.

[Anonymous No.16647115]

>>16647102
ow. nicely done

[Anonymous No.16647596]

For sale: gay ass, zero dollars

[Anonymous No.16647718]

he got them timbs on bruh

[Anonymous No.16649551]

>>16646182
I laughed

[Anonymous No.16649857]

>>16646279
too fat

[Anonymous No.16649867]

>>16646035
For free:
Unopened condoms
Way past expiration date

[Anonymous No.16649868]

>>16646035
For sale: condoms, lightly used.

[Anonymous No.16649875]

>>16646279
>waifu
that pic is a 3D pig though

[Anonymous No.16649911]

>>16646279

[Anonymous No.16649917]

>>16646286
nah thanks, they're gonna come with the vaccine

[Anonymous No.16649924]

>>16646279
>That hip fold

Hnnnng

[Anonymous No.16649970]

For sale
CAT shoes
never worn

[Anonymous No.16650046]

>>16645975
remember the time baby shoes looked more innocent

[Anonymous No.16650202]

>>16646035
post of the decade

[Anonymous No.16650214]

I used to think this was powerful but if you think about it for 15 seconds you realize the baby never wore the shoes because they grow fast abs can’t even walk.

>anon points out the obvious

[Anonymous No.16650221]

>>16649924
It’s only because she’s using the soles of her feet to spread/protrude her generally flat ass out to give the illusion of thiccness

[Anonymous No.16650252]

>>16650202
Not the first time i see it

[Anonymous No.16650438]

For sale: big guy, for you.

[Anonymous No.16650461]

>>16650438
Imagine that bear pounding F. Scott Fitzgerald from behind

[Anonymous No.16650476]

>>16646279
>never used

[Anonymous No.16650770]

For sale:
baby